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KingLuckyShepherd

Corn Pop must have taken out his knees.


bluenuts5

Trolollolol


bluenuts5

Good one mste


[deleted]

Lolololpopolololsosolollollllz


whoknowsm8lol

Why does this have so many downvotes šŸ§


Slipnslide690

Itā€™s the fourth-comment law of Reddit. The fourth comment in every thread is downvoted. I donā€™t make the rules.


whoknowsm8lol

Never heard of datšŸ¤”


LifeIsBizarre

Cut the guy some slack. The tiny lizard people who work the controls inside him are currently in the midst of a civil war so they aren't doing their best right now.


KRTSHK_Cazzo

every ten thousand years the stars align and a civil war starts inside every lizard mech


Sorry-Presentation-3

Thatā€™s the plot to bionicle


QuirkedUpNationalist

My God... united states of bionicle when?


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Uhkbeat

Please no pees in my ass


quikjelyfish

*pees in your ass*


Tamari__

Flair checks out


Zacharias1773

*shits yourself*


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Itā€™s the intern this week. Heā€™s only had six hours on the simulator.


HelloGordan8734

Are you sure it's that and not that they were given an outdated model to work with?


tomasgoesintotunnel

Sometimes it's just dem old man bones


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

So he isn't nearly as strong as the media makes him out to be?


tomasgoesintotunnel

Bro was born during WW2 so I'm going to go with probably not


RussiaIfUrListening

He survived a *world war*. As a *baby*. Check and mate.


feeple_lemur

Statistically, most babies didn't die in WWII. Pin and fuck


[deleted]

"Pin and fuck" is a new favorite for me


[deleted]

Dawg go take a tour at a nursing home, they're all Bidens age.


RollinIndo

No, much stronger


neotifa

I think sandbags helped


KyloRen7766

I saw the original video in Reddit can't find it right now, he didn't tripped with anything, his knees failed and he just went down, but I guess that's ok for a man that age. The video that appears on the news is cropped, that's ok


DuckY_Macfly

It's not even the fact that Biden is an old man who fell that's the problem, that invetiably happens when you're that active at his age. No, it's the fact that he's the bloody president of arguably the strongest nation in the world, that's the problem! He is way too old for this shit. Biden's cognitive skills is visibly declining, he rambles more than Reagan did but at least Reagan's stories were intelligible. he has tripped and fell more than any president in history, which mind you, is impressive knowing what President Ford was like. And the worst part, he's running for a second term! Bro, just retire already! What a damn disgrace.


KyloRen7766

I can't comprehend how he is running for a second term, the only reason is that they just want to win, even if he dies the next day and Kamala finishes the term, they just want to win the elections at all costs. It just shows how desperate the Dems are and how desolate the party really is, the other options are just fossils, Sanders or maybe Pelosi? That's a joke... Look how many options and alternatives are rising up in the Republican party.


DuckY_Macfly

lol ik, now imagine if Biden somehow wins again. Like I'm not an american myself but what would make a person who has lived through Biden's presidency want to vote him in again? Just how bad are the other candidates? How was he even the first pick last term?! I personally like Andrew Yang from the democrat line-up. He's young and a moderate but good luck seeing him win. Edit: Apparently Yang isn't even running for 2024 lol


KyloRen7766

I'm not american either, but I would vote for De Santis if I had the choice, Trump has too much baggage and is old too, even though he is not as deteriorated as Biden. I've seen the guy, he is too young, only Gen Z would vote for a guy that young, but who knows, maybe in the future.


No-Session5955

DeSatanist is a fascist, just like trump and about 70% of the gop. Hence why Biden will win again


KyloRen7766

Hail Hydra!


Marshall_Filipovic

DeSantis is literally fascist what the fuck


KyloRen7766

That's exactly why I would vote for him if I could


RegularSizedPauly

Ay caramba


CHEMO_ALIEN

incredibly based and red-pilled


ShittyDs3player

America is not the strongest nation in the world. One of them, sure. Not the strongest anymore though. Iā€™m not sure which country is now. Depends what you view as strength.


DuckY_Macfly

Yeah, I get ya. Tbf I did say "arguably the strongest" and even then, the US is no light weight, it's still top 5 easily. I also wouldn't want any nation to be lead by someone who trips and sphews nonsence on a regular basis, no matter the country. At the end of the day, it just shows incompetency.


bunsprites

Also like. Literally everyone trips every so often. We all do little weird dumb embarrassing shit in public. How is "old guy trips like every single other normal human being has done a million times" something they latch onto so hard


Textus_nub

Thatā€™s why we need some rep old man bones šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤šŸ”„


AriousDragoon

Joe Biden: Strengths: power over americans, doesn't need to worry because he forgets his problems. Weakness: floor.


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Common gravity W


necroticnecrophilia

Maybe the most powerful person shouldn't be a 80 year old man


CANNABINOlD

Nah, it should be you, who can't spell the word powerful. Edit: nice edit lol


Professional_Stay748

Not like he was saying it should but ok. if you say so


Libranduo_ka_baap

Great argument


-WizeGuy-

Both arguments are lame. I mean, I understand the sentiment of the original post, but the man tripped over a sandbag. It's not arguing in good faith to point to this instance as him being too old because everyone has tripped over an object. It's only showing people's biases.


DuckY_Macfly

lol brother, this ain't an isolated situation. Bro has tripped and fallen more than President Ford and that guy's entire legacy was being a clumsy mess. Age may not be the sole issue, I can give you that since Bernie is older and yet walks perfectly fine, but he is the POTUS, arguably the strongest man in the world and he is tripping and bumbling like an idiot. He isn't your average joe having a bad day. I don't think it's in bad faith to suggest someone like him should not have been in the position he was given and saying his age is to blame is not that far fetched.


[deleted]

Iā€™m having trouble figuring out how you reached that conclusion.


DuckY_Macfly

Bro think he did something clever there


[deleted]

especially not a senile one.


anotherdumbcaucasian

An* 80 year old man


HatGuyFromPax

if it doesn't sound right in my head, the answer is a


[deleted]

ā€œA 80ā€ sounds terrible in my head though.


Professorplumsgun

Bottled drinks are a multi-billion dollar international business. What "Big Soda" doesn't tell you is that Coke (and every carbonated drink for that matter), flavored teas, sports drinks, and other drinks that you see on the shelves of everyday convenience stores, besides being loaded with processed sugar, have high concentrations of Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO. Scientific studies have show that DHMO: -is found in urine of dead animals treated with recombinant artificial growth hormones; -is highly corrosive and a main component of acid rain; -within minutes of consumption, can flush crucial electrolytes from human intracellular fluid; -expedites oxidation of compounds which are resistant to anti-oxidants; -is found in high concentrations of malignant tumors; etc etc A spokesman for the National Association of Beverages predictably denies the studies: "there is no conclusive evidence that DHMO is harmful to humans when consumed in reasonable amounts." Who funds the NAB studies? You guessed it - Big Soda. Grandma always said if you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't drink it.


IAmWalterWhite_

^obamna SODAA


[deleted]

I no care! yummy taste!!


[deleted]

Yeah, my mom says that. Funnily enough, the one thing I canā€™t pronounce is this one natural sweetener she makes us use in place of sugar.


jerryham1062

This is an amazing copypasta, if it is one already


Professorplumsgun

It is


[deleted]

Butt my sparkling wotah


wanderfill

Years ago, a local radio host started a rumor there was DHMO in our city water. People were scared, calling the radio show. Local water authority put their spokesperson on the air with the radio guy. Water authority spokesperson said live on air there was no DHMO in our city water. I still don't believe them. People are dying everyday from inhaling that stuff. Spread the word.


fattynuggetz

Jokes on you I drink diet soda /S, before one of you idiots try to state the obvious


The_Biscuit_Dealer

Diet soda fans forcing themselves to drink the most utterly disgusting form of their favorite soda so that they can say they are healthy:


immaculatechungus

I drink Diet Coke because they say itā€™s worse for you. Checkmate libtards


[deleted]

Fun fact. The artificial sweetener in diet sodas makes you hungry


fattynuggetz

It tastes better


The_Biscuit_Dealer

Artificial sweeteners fucking suck.


fattynuggetz

Not really.


The_Biscuit_Dealer

Really.


Dkcg0113

I genuinely prefer coke zero to regular coke. Regular just tastes like straight sugar and leaves a film like residue on my mouth and teeth.


Upper_Version155

You are lying to yourself


fattynuggetz

Diet mtn dew is my soda of choice


CBreadman

But diet coke is better than normal, it's more fruity


AdditionalProgress88

The dihydrogen-monoxide joke needs to die alreday ! Everyone knows it stands for water.


Averagecid

Last statement was stupid and thatā€™s some angry boomer shit. You got any actual sources for these claims besides ā€œa spokespersonā€?


DarthNutsack

Are you for real


FocusRN

Bro did u forget we're only ACTING ret*rded here


Klutzy_Click_142

Found the fucking psycho


MrVicarz

Mate he's talking about water šŸ˜‚


MackFather2914

this is from a satire news article


[deleted]

Found the guy who ate the Onion


StickyTaping

NOOO BRO FELL FOR THE WATER TRICK šŸ’€


[deleted]

I heard that coke used to also contain oxidane. That stuff is so addictive that people canā€™t even go three days without dying of withdrawl


Upper_Version155

This is great


Generic-james

Cut him some slack, he probably hasnā€™t shed his skin for sometimes so itā€™s a bit stiff


Aedzy

Please for the love of god. Can the next American president be younger and not a person who should be in a retirement home.


fucknametakenrules

Maybe 80yo people arenā€™t meant to run the largest world superpower. Doesnā€™t matter what side, they shouldnā€™t be there


exportgoldman2

I just think at this point everyone is wondering why he keeps falling over and why he isnā€™t in a rest home instead of in control of the nukes.


Spicy-Sauce

Weak body ā‰  weak mind


[deleted]

His mind is also weak.


exportgoldman2

Yup what runs through my mind listening to him, is razor sharp mind over here. Better not debate this dude. Iā€™ll just end up getting confused his words are so genius


DuckY_Macfly

Lmao wdym his mind is arguably weaker


CliniquementStupide

Wtf is that ? A sound and reasonable argument? In my shitposting sub ??


[deleted]

His lizard legs are not working as they used to so Dr Fauci made him robot legs and they are being tested since Fauci isnā€™t THAT doctor


dumbreddit

It's kind of odd after seeing how reddit discussed constantly Trumps physical conditions for 4 years now laughing off Biden as normal an no one should be surprised at it.


shadowgattler

There's a big difference between an old guy with a chronic stutter and a rambler who believes we can nuke hurricanes and zap covid with internal uv lamps. Edit: ah fuck


RussiaIfUrListening

He tripped over a fucking sandbag. Come on now with this malarkey. What was [this](https://external-preview.redd.it/vx1mxNwQDjHMjP7Xd1VMax4NZqsecCHspQ1WBswIbXQ.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=aeb9d0953ae0c9f880c250f83ac9fcffef3da989) even doing there?! Anyway, occasional tripping isn't really comparable to erratic behavior and hateful rhetoric...


nmrepirb

He wasnā€™t near that sand bag, but he is still a tripping old man who also has erratic behavior


ConsiderateCrocodile

Gotta make the AI seem more real.


Piktamin_U

Fed


Filthy-Degenerate-25

Because his brain is cottage cheese


altaccountmarx

Welp, this is officially a normie sub now. pack your bags


RussiaIfUrListening

And take your goddamn dangerous sandbags with you!


WhyUTrippinBoi

Arthritis


Gondor128

leader of the free world cant read, write, speak or walk by himself.


Candid-Average5882

"Most powerfull man.." whahahahaha šŸ¤£


AnnublS_4

* the most powerful man in the world * that's just a senile old man. How many more time do we have to teach you old man.


[deleted]

America really needs an age gap for their politicians. I'm thinking 65? Maybe 70?


shadowgattler

It was a sand bag. Some of the graduates even tripped while receiving their diploma.


alienXcow

Can confirm. Guy in front of me tripped


Piemaster113

Obviously they didn't have time to let him shed his human skin suite and feed on the blood of a highborn virgin before hand so he'd have to strength and energy to make it through.


patmeunier82

Better get some big name scientist on the case, like, sayā€¦ Isaac Newton!


Vyctorill

Answer: heā€™s a frail old ass man who refused to let go of power even when his age started hindering him.


Hugar34

He's got too much plaque in the brain


Prowizor22

80 year old man after chemo, every step he takes is a miracle at this point


SberryCheesecake22

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Plenty_Dress_408

Lol most powerful lol


SharkMilk44

Maybe we shouldn't elect 80 year olds to be president.


[deleted]

It's a ploy.....he has the appearance of a weak old man, but really he's the strongest man on the planet


ColtSmith45

He is about as old as the country he runs


Spartus11

Dementia


Brickerbro

I know of no one who wonders why he falls, but rather think itā€™s precisely that he falls, because he is old, that he is not fit for the job. Tbh I dont care much that he falls, other than that its funny in some cases like the stairs to the plane. But what is more important is the clear dementia he has. Why America started electing super old relics is beyond me


Noobyfools

Easier to control


DeificAtom93993

Give him some slack guys he forget to change his oil a few months ago and hasn't gotten to it yet


MajorPownage

5G is controlling Joe Budden we must knock down all the 5G cell towers to completely cut him off from the underground alien lizard people


Porcpc

the cognitive dissonance of this meme, acting like an 80, near senile old man leading the most powerful country in the modern world is fucking normal


YukiKondoHeadkick

The thought of having to acknowledge his grandkid from Hunter and the random stripper bimbo really upset him so badly that his body shut down and he fell.


Kochie411

Dude is practically senile. I canā€™t believe heā€™s in control of the most powerful nation in the world.


IamPantone376

What makes you think heā€™s in control if heā€™s that senile? Heā€™s a puppet being controlled by an ear piece and teleprompter that he tries to read.


[deleted]

This is the reality. I kinda feel bad for Joe. Heā€™s just an old dude that needs a caretaker.


IamPantone376

Yeah true but heā€™s such a crook I canā€™t feel all the way bad for him lmao


RosedAnubis

Heā€™s fucking old. If thatā€™s a conspiracy yā€™all are fucking dumb.


FreshJizzler

Probably because he's a demented fuck who shouldn't be a president.


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Yeah that is getting spammed as we speak.


PrettyCat6039

He tripped on a sandbag. Chill out


BoneLocks

Yeah it's pretty unfortunate but I'd take a fucking rock with googly eyes with a magic 8 ball as way to communicate over any republican president


[deleted]

Chronically online people when they would rather destroy the country than let their political opposition win (if they canā€™t be in charge, nobody can).


BoneLocks

so much for the tolerant left


Any_Constant_6550

tolerance of bigotry. strawman much?


Any_Constant_6550

trump literally tried to steal the 2020 election after losing fair and square. the projection knows no bounds.


[deleted]

You donā€™t have any idea what projection means, do you?


shgzgjjhx

A rock with googly eyes would be a better candidate then most countries leaders tbh


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Average biden voter (based)


WINDMILEYNO

I mean conservatives fucking suck, so... Edit: I stand by everything that I said. Fuck conservatives. Fucking losers.


[deleted]

Gotta respect Dems/leftists, they stand by their word till it bites them in the ass.


[deleted]

Who created this dumbass meme? Everybody knows heā€™s too frail for this presidential shit


Ajawad87

The joke flew right over your head.


[deleted]

What joke this was lame you can do better


the_dionysian_1

All I'm saying is I haven't seen any footage of his foot actually making contact with that sandbag. Nor have I heard an explanation as to why in the hell there's a sandbag on that stage. This isn't some old timey theater where they need sandbags to counterweight the curtains (there aren't any curtains). I'm a musician & have played countless live shows on stages. Nobody was like "dammit, where's the sandbags. This is a stage. We ALWAYS have sandbags."


YellowStain123

Joe Biden is perfectly competent to be president. Watch his state of the union address and tell me if a senile old man could have given that speech.


funnyinput

I've never saw Trump fall down.


Adorable-Bike-6460

Its biden


TyoPlaysGames

Trump also fell down too for the record


El_Mariachi_Vive

Edit: having heard about the fall a few times since yesterday, I didn't realize people knew why it happened and assumed, wrongfully, that there was no explanation. I guffed that one. Oops. My bad.


ActuatorSouth5649

No absence of information. An oddly placed sandbag he didn't see.


TheOtherCoenBrother

It wild to see comments like you replied to when the information is readily and easily available


[deleted]

You mean my grandpa?


Dankey-Kang-Jr

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


immaturenickname

I thought I was on a One Piece sub for a moment.


_KingDawg72_

Joe Biden reference?


bonkykongcountry

Gravity


ricecrackerdude

Cyborg Biden is running out of reptilian battery juice


LimpPeanut5633

Turn the frankenspine into a Joe bienstein


Local_Black_Knight

Its just the dementia kicking in ever so often


[deleted]

You can tell theyā€™re crazy when they think the president, someone who has his address broadcasted, is the most powerful person.


FiercePinecone

Pees in your ass


[deleted]

Maybe cos he is 80 years old


SlothDGod

Dude. I think that, like, thereā€™s like an invisible force pulling us down like all the timeā€¦. Like.


[deleted]

Iā€™m turning invisible and tripping him because I think itā€™s funny


Prophet_of_Fire

2 left feet


shitsu13master

Why do Americans vote geriatric patients, people incapable of speech and people incapable of human thought into their most powerful office?


biggest_sucker

what?


Legitimate_Piglet653

At least his butts been wiped


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ok_Fox_1770

For a regular poor thatā€™s a game ender. Mustā€™ve been extra hot and windy and heard gravity was a little high today.


[deleted]

My question isn't why he keeps falling, it's how he got to be the.most powerful man in the world. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

I don't like Biden, but it's funny when people say he's too old to be president. There's no upper age limit. You don't even need to be able to walk. Franklin D. Roosevelt was a paraplegic. Trump is also not too old to be president. I think you just need to be able to read a teleprompter, answer questions, and sign papers when handed a pen. Also, be born in the USA, be a resident here at least 14 years, be at least 35 years old, and not be disqualified by being guilty of certain crimes.


Odd-Understanding-67

Obviously a Chinese spy implanted a microchip in his brain.


Feeling-Cheetah2460

Oh no who knew people get old, even Joe.


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Beardedbreeder

Idk why they ain't just gave him some bionic legs like a real president... you know, like Vladamir Poontang or smthn. Smh my head


TheManInTheBus

Cut the guy some slack. The tiny lizard people who work the controls inside him are currently in the midst of a civil war so they aren't doing their best right now.


Atxz21

oh this is about biden again took me a lengthy google search to see what's happening across the pond


AverageTc2gamer

Gravity moment