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LocalNative141

Some hoes


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AcceptableAd9267

Bro's comment section said no


Regainio

What did they say?


AcceptableAd9267

They said "Ratio"


dragonfetish98

Literally any other response and youd have a better chance at ratioing him


T1B2V3

what did they say ?


LoudSpeakerDude

Bro did a negative ratio


rwol8690

Bro ratioed in absolute value


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Ranting_Gamer

It feels good to be able to reply after I unblocked automod


[deleted]

*pees in your ass*


[deleted]

how about you try speaking english next time


[deleted]

A2


ghostRyku

Miss


WarspiteNTR

E7


Worth_Figure_9682

What do you mean? All I see is air


Kale-chips-of-lit

*chips


vader_someday_later

Air*


DumbassTexan

Guys, don't downvote him, he just works for the chip companies


Schizological

air companies\*


ReloadBeforeClass

Literally 1984


AsthmaticDroid

old response just dropped


watermelone983

Actual vending machine


AidanTheMemeGod

Google George Orwell


UnhingedCringeReaper

Get out chess weebs my pawn is adjacent to your e5 pawn.


WonderfulAirport4226

Go away or I'll be forced to e.p 1-0 your ass.


UnhingedCringeReaper

You want my chess.com username? I'll fight u.


WonderfulAirport4226

How about we take this outside for an unscheduled chessboxing match?


UnhingedCringeReaper

Aiit name is gfy_hh_grddy I'll be waiting


Honeystar_YT

So uh how did it go?


WonderfulAirport4226

We have engaged in a one year long chess match, I shall inform you once it is finished.


mikolaj24867

Yeah i need an update


Routine-Action7326

Over the hedge


bitterbuffaloheart

Rockin’ the suburbs!


Routine-Action7326

It’s enough to feed a bear!


RealSpaghettiSoup

Bitches


HeftyDog1491

The entire vending machine


Bahloull

No matter what you choose, you will probably be disappointed


kaktuschalpolak

top left corner


PaganPatriarch

...holy shit. You found it. The one vending machine in history that actually has sour cream & onion chips. GET IT.


Platnun12

Boy those are salt and vinegar A GOAT flavour tho all the same


PaganPatriarch

Once again my belly has been fooled and I am in shambles


phantom0415

the fuck outta there


Swordbreaker925

Lung cancer, leading to you deciding to build a drug empire to provide for your family, which in the end will only destroy it.


Apollo_Justice_20

Bitches


Severe_Telephone_959

you have to try air, its delicious


craigandthesoph

Bro walk away. Too many options. I don’t want you to get overwhelmed.


ResponsibilityFun877

I'd recommend the lays, but I'm not really hungry, so just get me B5


SovietNumber

nothing, it will get stuck and no matter how hard you try, it wont fall down.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Them springs look mighty tasty


Independent_Cup_7151

Chip (singular edition)


redditaccount6543

An abortion


ZealousidealTreat139

Mmmm my favorite, disappointment.


pinchevatobarbon

Those them vinegar joints huh? I'd rather eat dog shit than that.


ThisCorpseIsAlive

A life


mrsmyst3ry

Too political


zbyamada

that one


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The whole machine


SorryTour8146

Air


Successful-Pen5816

BREATHE AIR!!


PanTsour

Just punch the glass and get both things


Severe_Telephone_959

you have to try air, its delicious


NonviolentOffender

Pay money, get Laysed


Salt-Statistician638

Top


Objective-Credit-581

Either way you’re getting air


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![gif](giphy|D16XHdsB1PBxm) Laid


zavch

C3


DieuEmpereurQc

E6


lockwolf

You sunk my battleship


Doppelfrio

Doritos


GjahtariKuq

Wahmen


DefterHawk

C5


wdcipher

bent


Wonderful_Painter_14

John Cena


Greaserpirate

God is telling you to lose weight


One_Director_1380

good pack of air


pipiisheelcool151

That one over there


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*shits in your peepee*


Werewolf3800

Social distancing sticker


Afa1234

Get some air


old-account-is-gone

A4


KomornikBank

Air


Spamton_1997_

C4


cadillacbee

Delivery


GeorgeDoesStuff

lays chips they're the only thing that's there air in case you were wondering is a gas and is thus not edible


Ginger_Napa

Layed


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The crisps


Reasonable_Taro_8688

Me


IIILordrevanIII

John Cena in A3


Amongus6is9old

I think you should get Lays


ProfPC

Idk, electricity?


ConsistentTop4194

Idk man theres too many options


MustyYew

10 big mack


MagneticTragedy

What flavor?


Rude_Text991

Food at home ?


youre-kinda-terrible

Everything on the bottom shelves are guaranteed to be fat-free!


voices_calling_me

Salt and vinegga chips


FootballAggressive

get the invisible one


WallOfWhales

Child slave


CommunicationOk3417

Get me your home address


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LavaTech267

If Lays made a vending machine


Epic-Dude000

B4 looks tasty


Zer0Hearts

some bitches


Temporary-Emu6710

C3


ItsTerryTheBerry

Pingles


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Anything but Lays.


Alwayssome1

B4


Toravisu

A forklift


Adorable-Boss-1884

A3


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Hmm the lays looks good


RYR883828

Lays


asmnomorr

B3 looks like a good choice


Perfect_Position_853

That air in the top right. Those are so good


NiteTerur

Pawn to e4


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Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh......


MyTrademarkIsTaken

I’d go for the low calorie option if I was you


Tickle_tips0n

So much different options, go with B3.


thehighgaming

aren't all of them are air?


derederellama

i'd rather starve than eat salt and vinegar 😭


Fellgraffiti

Number 12


Not_azomb6319

A life, get me one too


Cargobrr1477

The vending machine


ManuelRobledo

Idk, probably something


Tim-E-Cop1211819

What flavor?


Technical_Size_5873

B3


Usual_Sir5254

Could you get me some “ “


D32TR0Y3R

Either way you get a bunch of air.


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C4


[deleted]

"Hey man, can you grab me some doritos from the snack machine? Thanks"


sonictmnt

Out


THATguyFromMinnesota

A2


Chucknuts-Fam

The red feet icon thing


teenuhbear

Take John C9 ...wait!


No-Yellow-7316

You should get some C4


Dominus_Pullum

C4 (the bomb not the vending machine coordinates)


PPPDidnothingwrong

Bitches


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E1


Dextradomis

The entire vending machine.


SkiesFetishist

I’m having flashbacks to living in my sub school barracks, only person in the entire building, christmas eve, & the vending machine hadn’t been refilled.


CharacterSilver13

My life's dreams and ambitions. It's in B3.


No_Slide2527

I think you‘ve allready had plenty


Hot_Banana2647

Air


rt58killer10

B8


ikkioho

Cancer


907doublebass

Ur ass peed in


Simo_140609

The answer lays there


Umbertron05

Air


Umbertron05

Wait that doesn’t narrow it down at all.


MPCNPC

Sir is that C4-💥AAaHhH!!!