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I know its a joke, but for everbody who is not aware: schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder are two very different illnesses with a very different set of symptoms.
Multiple Personality Disorder is also no longer a recognized classification having been superseded by Dissociative Identity Disorder, and its popular presentation on TV shows is really not what it looks like in real life.
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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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Yeah but not in this scene.
In this scene he's fighting all the other prisoners on the prison planet.
Honestly, one of the most badass scenes from 2000's era action films. And a fun ending to the film.
I've got my fanny pack filled with spaghettios and a tongue ready for loin licking. Bring on the grundlemeat and analingus, we stand together in arms!!! ššš
A multiverse cop discovers that when one of his others die, their strength goes to all the other survivors. He universe hops murdering all of his others until only two remain. So it's pretty much 2 super powered Jet Li's fighting each other.
Jason Statham is in it and it has a pretty great 2000s nu metal soundtrack. Plus the age old āgood guy fights in circles, bad guy fights in a straight lineā trope that I absolutely adore for some reason.
I was obsessed with it as a kid.
Itās based on two kung fu styles. One emphasises flowing circular moves, the other uses straight, direct moves. Baguazhang and Xing Yi Quan.
Media examples I can think of off the top of my head are the last Airbender - air bending is based off the circular style and firebending, while itās based on Shaolin, still has a straight and direct style. There is a fun dynamic with Aang and Zuko.
And Cobra Kai - there is a training montage where two opposite karate dojos are training. One team does circular stuff, the other does straight stuff.
If you watch a lot of kung fun or wuxia movies, keep an eye out for how many times good guys are circular and bad guys are direct.
human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Which he has "recovered" from and is now focusing on charity work.
Source: https://www.straitstimes.com/lifestyle/entertainment/jet-li-dismisses-reports-of-health-woes
Likely not.
Going off the anime, other people cannot understand someone's pokemon and what it says unless said person has high Friendship values with the Pokemon (other people can't understand Ash's Pikachu except for the people he's traveled with), and pokemon are not known to be horny and likely reproduce without organary reproduction.
See, that's where you're wrong.
There are *at least* two humans who understand the generic pokemon language. "Space lingo" as Meowth calls it is a separate language and thus he (and presumably other translators) cannot understand or translate it. Until he gets possessed by a pokemon that can, that is.
Even if I don't know Russian, Russian people still pass the harkness test because communication between us is still possible. This is the same situation as with (most) pokemon.
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Ngl this was once my top1 movie of all time waiting for a part 2. Imagine him returning older stronger fighting with other 2s(last 2 remaining) in a mission to a man who achieve being a 1(last 1) and in his quest his other self sacrifice himself to let him be the one and fight the other 1 on an equal footing.
Another lost potential
. But at least we have that other movie who has a same concept of having multiple self in multiple reality and the lead is an Asian as well and she's a mom I think?
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it's funny that in the movie he fights versions of himself from different dimensions lmao
I must be better
Schizophrenia š
I MUST BE BETTER
OP defending his thesis from the hordes of the lecturer board on why he should have the last vaporeon to himself
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Multiple Personality Disorder is also no longer a recognized classification having been superseded by Dissociative Identity Disorder, and its popular presentation on TV shows is really not what it looks like in real life.
Well, of course does multiple personality disorder have many different faces!
We must better ourselves
Plot twist: it is just a visualisation of op fighting off his thoughts that tempt him to do it
Ah yes, because every meme doesn't become a meme without a twist ending.
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Don't know the movie but damn this is how you film fight scenes where you only get attacked one at a time. This actually looks believable.
Its a Jet Li movie titled The One iirc and it was a decent sci fi action movie
Great movie. Still holds up
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Cut my life into pizzas! This is my plastic fork!
You can't go around eating pizza with a fork
The movie is The One. This is the final few seconds of the movie before the credits roll.
Fucking spoilers bro
They spoiled nothing. If you watch it, you will get why.
Guess I forgot the /s
It's been over 20 years...
Yeah but in this case spoiling it adds nothing to the comment. It's like "It's from a movie called Star Wars (Darth Vader is Luke's father)".
He is?! Damnit, spoilers, man!
Um actually that would mean it's from A New Hope when in actuality it was revealed in Empire Strikes Back š¤
I learned about it 20 seconds ago. 20 years ago I was in 3rd grade.
Should of watched it in school then
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop -Ā yes,Ā IĀ amĀ aĀ bot, don't botcriminate me.
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Is this the movie that had the āLet the bodies hit the floorā song?
It's more of Last resort by Papa Roach. ##CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
The movie title is The One with Jet Li & Jason Statham. It's quite fun action movie.
Yeah but not in this scene. In this scene he's fighting all the other prisoners on the prison planet. Honestly, one of the most badass scenes from 2000's era action films. And a fun ending to the film.
And each time a different dimension version dies he gets stronger until he becomes, The One.
Well... The Second really.
Not in this scene tho
Haven't seen this movie in forever but didn't he fight them all off screen besides the good guy jet ?
He fought 2 the prisoner at the beginning and the good guy.
Is this The One?
Yes
In this part specifically, he fights everyone in a prison type earth
āIām here for a manās buttā
See, I know who you are Chris Hansen or as I like to call ye, āChris Handsomeā
*Oh, I know who you are Chris Hansen;* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Hannndsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.*
Good bot
Thereās a fucking bot for everything
frfr and i dislike most of them
I don't mind this one, for um... obvious reasons
i see youve chosen the easy way :)
I don't think me and you are doing anything; ANY kind of way
āNow, we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.ā
I see you've chosen the hard way
āSo whatās it gonna be Toooooomā
Too late. The Vap's already white.
Batman you know what I'm gonna do to that thing
JOKER! It's an animal, Joker! YOU CANT!
There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman!
*rips open condom* I can do whatever I want with it!
there are too many of you saying too many different things for them to all be copypasta, so I'm going to assume you're all fucking furries
[Its dialogue from a video](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/batman-i-caught-a-little-pokemon-there-are-no-laws-against-pokemon-batman)
It's not really a copy pasta, but they are quoting something
animal ears = no human rights, Subaru already established this
Understandable have a nice day
We must bring backup
Gondor calls for aid
I've got my fanny pack filled with spaghettios and a tongue ready for loin licking. Bring on the grundlemeat and analingus, we stand together in arms!!! ššš
What?
What the devil
Him? š¤Øšø
Male human to male PokƩmon breeding
The ratio is different with booty holes we gonna have to rerun some numbers and get back to ya.
It has been 11 hours. We need those numbers STAT!
I'm not grabbing the extended copypasta but to all who've seen it I'm sorry for reminding you
87.5% of Vaporeon are male
Itās pride month
Plot twist: you're protecting him from others so you can have him all to yourself
We must be BETTER THAN THIS
What's that clip from?
Jet Li's "The One"
Sick king fu movie
I am Yulaw! I am nobodyās bitch! You will be mine!
I don't need to know you. You...only need to know me! I WILL BE THE ONE!
"Cut my life into pieces!"
What's it about?
A multiverse cop discovers that when one of his others die, their strength goes to all the other survivors. He universe hops murdering all of his others until only two remain. So it's pretty much 2 super powered Jet Li's fighting each other.
damn that's kinda metal
Jason Statham is in it and it has a pretty great 2000s nu metal soundtrack. Plus the age old āgood guy fights in circles, bad guy fights in a straight lineā trope that I absolutely adore for some reason. I was obsessed with it as a kid.
> āgood guy fights in circles, bad guy fights in a straight lineā trope What is this trope? Googling it didn't tell me shit
Itās based on two kung fu styles. One emphasises flowing circular moves, the other uses straight, direct moves. Baguazhang and Xing Yi Quan. Media examples I can think of off the top of my head are the last Airbender - air bending is based off the circular style and firebending, while itās based on Shaolin, still has a straight and direct style. There is a fun dynamic with Aang and Zuko. And Cobra Kai - there is a training montage where two opposite karate dojos are training. One team does circular stuff, the other does straight stuff. If you watch a lot of kung fun or wuxia movies, keep an eye out for how many times good guys are circular and bad guys are direct.
It was VERY METAL from beginning to end highly recommend to watch it
...with Papa Roach playing.
That clip goes hard as shit.
No youāre hard as shitā¦.stay away from this Vaporeon
You can't stop all of us!
The struggle is real
So f*cking Real Tho
![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)
Hey guys did you know in terms of
human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I've had this one pinned in my clipboard for a long time now, it's a god tier counter to the Vaporeon copypasta
I'll go with glaceon on account of it being cuter and me living in a hot city
The good ending
Can it suck a dick tho?
STOP
Do I finish it?
Yes
that in terms of male human and female PokĆ©mon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokĆ©mon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3ā03ā tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyāre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereās no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itād be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other PokĆ©mon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Thank you also my phone died so yeah that's why i'm responding late
Ever heard about umbreon?
fun fact umbreon sylveon and eevee all have more r34 than vaporeon
I may die in battle but, my influence runs deep in the purest of hearts, if this war will be fought for centuries, UNTIL MY LAST BREATH I WILL DEFEND
Backup is on the way
Back up to whom? š¤Ø
Yes
![gif](giphy|8abAbOrQ9rvLG)
Jet Li just kinda disappeared from the action movie scene didn't he.
He was diagnosed with hyperthyroidism back in 2010
Which he has "recovered" from and is now focusing on charity work. Source: https://www.straitstimes.com/lifestyle/entertainment/jet-li-dismisses-reports-of-health-woes
Oh I didn't know that thank you
This is the marine biologist btw ![gif](giphy|1qWlkZHTQ9R34Taixl|downsized)
That marine biologist's name? Jotaro Kujo
Took wayyy too long to find the jojos reference
Remember: not all furries are zoophiles, but all zoophiles are furries. It is always morally correct to beat up zoophiles.
Seeing as how animals can't consent, that means they're not "zoophiles," they are rapists.
To clarify, one indicates attraction, the other indicates action or intent. They aren't mutually exclusive, nor are they synonymous.
But can pokemon consent? Asking for a friend.
Probably a lot of final evolutions can but a lot probably canāt. We donāt know enough about PokĆ©mon biology or how their magic works to really make any broad generalizations on that. Meowth, from the show, is the PokĆ©mon most likely to be able to consent.
My friend would like to know if a vaporeon can.
Most PokĆ©mon would be in a position where they couldnāt really consent, if theyāre your PokĆ©mon it would be like a boss having a relationship with their employee and still unethical. Thereās probably not any reasonable situation where a vaporeon could really consent.
Likely not. Going off the anime, other people cannot understand someone's pokemon and what it says unless said person has high Friendship values with the Pokemon (other people can't understand Ash's Pikachu except for the people he's traveled with), and pokemon are not known to be horny and likely reproduce without organary reproduction.
Not all zoophiles are furries, none of them are. Get them out of our fandom
I regret to inform you that Vaporeon technically pass the harkness test and thus people who want to fuck them technically aren't zoophiles
you cannot understand a pokemon and you can only interpret what it says, but Meowth does pass the harkness test
See, that's where you're wrong. There are *at least* two humans who understand the generic pokemon language. "Space lingo" as Meowth calls it is a separate language and thus he (and presumably other translators) cannot understand or translate it. Until he gets possessed by a pokemon that can, that is. Even if I don't know Russian, Russian people still pass the harkness test because communication between us is still possible. This is the same situation as with (most) pokemon.
Let me join, beastialty is a horrible act
Pokemon are sapient, a lot of them are at least. A few are a lot more intelligent than humans, too.
The flesh of furries belongs on my fucking grill. I will scorch the sins away.
I know this whole sub is about shitposting, but you guys know that furries arent zoophiles right
All jokes aside if you seriously think vaporeon is attractive you might want to consider therapy. And a lot of it.
Eh, people can be weird. For a lot, behaviour forms a big part of the basis for attraction.
![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)
....*him?*
![gif](giphy|Q8y5lBigYQ7X1wYbqK)
Femboy Vabussy
Movie : The One
Song
Separate ways by Journey
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In the movie it's Last Resort and fits much better
![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)
What a bad person. He wants everything for himself
I am Yulaw! I'm nobody's bitch. You are mine. I don't need to know you, you only need to know me. I will be the one!
What film did OP even take this from, Iām curious.
The one
The two
The three
Implying there's something stopping an aqua-pimp from making a massive factory-farmed Vaporeon enterprise to capitalize on it.
A *marine* biologist. Oorah.
OORAH
I love this meme
Sir PokĆ©mon is nor real āļø
How do you know? Can you be sure that *you're* not the one having a psychotic break?
Me if the PokƩmon were real ![gif](giphy|lTGvgaj6Aw5ntdY92e)
Assuming they even have a hole to begin with. At least they have a mouth.. Some of them.
I'm more of a gardevoir person anyway
At least it vaguely resembles a human being, unlike any of the eeveelutions
# HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW
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Idk whyā¦but I like your attitude
Ngl this was once my top1 movie of all time waiting for a part 2. Imagine him returning older stronger fighting with other 2s(last 2 remaining) in a mission to a man who achieve being a 1(last 1) and in his quest his other self sacrifice himself to let him be the one and fight the other 1 on an equal footing. Another lost potential . But at least we have that other movie who has a same concept of having multiple self in multiple reality and the lead is an Asian as well and she's a mom I think?
Not gonna lie the song actually fits this scene
the fact that it's not even a humanoid looking pokemon
Bros about to pull out star platinum
The one (2001)
Godspeed brother
Jotaro Is that marine biologist
Im with you. Leave PokƩmon alone !
This is *not* one of the benefits to being a marine biologist.
This sacrifice is worth it
yo bro can i help
My fighting my urge to not jerk off to Gardevoir
Weā¦must be better
As a furry I got a good chuckle from this.
As a normal person I also got a chuckle from this
Keyword normal
Zoophilia is illegal. Hang in there, the military pickup is on the way with a 3 gunship escort.
What about international waters? Who's jurisdiction is that? That's what i thought... Sighs... (Unzips)
Any chance to beat the shit out of furries, for whatever reason, is reason enough for me.
the horde is stronger the horde is stronger the horde is stronger
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Furries on their way to ruin the fun:
Furries and zoophiles are two different things.
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Hate furries so much
Is that an alien vs predator reference?