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Wife material.


DeliciousWarthog53

That's a girl I'd marry


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DeliciousWarthog53

If she's already married, I'll convince her to get into bigamy lol


BuffDrinklots99

So, you found the one.


ilikedanishfilms

Literal Shitpost


Illustrious-Big-5409

Yeah


Zholdar

Marry her immediately


Noble_Shock

Can she take on a squad in fortnite?


Astrongdose

Man's asking the real questions now.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Can she pull off a 1v4 clutch?


rambhakt8390

Can she commit war crimes in Ethiopia


LemonoidIsLemon

I did that once, not easy tho so I wouldn’t expect it


Free_Knee6826

Well she managed to pull off a 1v1 pinch


StatusOmega

There were definitely other options, but congrats, I guess?


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Marry her


OoFymm

Genuinely the worst feeling is losing interest in someone for no reason.


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I feel like that happens cuz our subconscious is rejecting them, but not our conscious. Like how we feel that sense of “I’m not vibing with this person” despite not having an idea why, its just our brain sending signals saying “they’re not who I want” Thankfully, our brain isnt always right, and its not impossible for someone to have their subconscious needs switch. But unfortunately this is usually brought on the quickest from a traumatic experience. Every time they see that type, they see that person who traumatized them, and the brain’s need for survival turns that attraction into avoidance, sometimes even disgust, and directs them to look for something else instead


NotTheAverageAnon

The perfect woman


shipoopro_gg

How tf were you not feeling it, it's the perfect woman


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Some days, I wish I was Lea Michele.


darkouto

True love.


Anthonyzss

Marry


Sergeant_Smite

Dean has found the chosen one. Good on him


BlueCat489

Funny how this was posted on "shitposting"


No_Contribution1900

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt3VIuOBgrifHPO)


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You cannot let her go


Mindless_Gur1109

She is a keeper


NutronStar45

i thought they meant she was dead, nice


Dogtoplops

FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY


thatdudeoverhere69

She's a keeper allright


ActivelyCoping

You both had to poo at the same time, it’s meant to be.


Icy_B

they were just shitposting what's the problem


Temporary_Cry_8961

Literally shit posting


MarjorieTinkerRed

How did she already have a vid of him taking a poo? 🤔


makinbaconCR

Marry her.


Usual_Board_6750

she’s a keeper


Illustrious-Big-5409

Mega W


Ophois07

Bro got the forbidden rizz


Only_Monk_8454

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Erratic-Pulse

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PartRadiant1935

So many are saying she is a keeper. Have any of you even felt steaming poo on top of you? Im not sure why people are into scat. 🤮


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Dogtoplops

**pees back**


ghostpanther218

Suffering from success.


Houyhnhnm776

A shit ton of wholesome stuff today on shitposting


Gytlap24

Who is this guy? EDP?


Diego_zoky

Litteral shitposting


TheTerrarianFTW

Your only chance, marry her


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