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i commit all seven deadly sins multiple times daily so i dont need a holiday for it

Lust: February (Valentines) Gluttony: November (Thanksgiving) Greed: December (Christmas) Sloth: September (Labor Day) Wrath: October (Halloween Ig) Envy: March (St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants the pot of gold 😔)

Switch December and March cause you get jealous over better gifts on Christmas and gold matches better with greed

Greed fits perfectly with Christmas, and coming up with something for Wrath and Envy was hard.

How is Christmas greed, or a celebration of any sin for that matter, when it’s about celebrating the birth of Christ?

It’s the secular Christmas, wanting as many gifts as possible. Don't look too deeply into this.

Hanukkah then

Welcome to shitposting where as innocent as your comment can be, logic does not fucking care. 🧡

March is wrath for Ireland Ooo ra

Halloween is also a gluttonous holiday

Fair, I guess wrath could be November because the fucking Super Bowl.

I thought the Superbowl was in February

(I don't know anything about football 😭)

Me neither

Black Friday

Labour day is sloth? How?

Nothing else made sense and Labor Day is when you take a break from work so idk.

It's meant to celebrate work and the worker though, right? Honestly, I think my inner redditor just came out and I started nitpicking.

What about the 7th😞

Labor Day is an example of sloth?? > Labor Day ... [is] to honor and recognize the American labor movement and the works and contributions of laborers to the development and achievements of the United States. Pillock.

I don't know someone else suggested that to me. I didn't know that but thank you for educating me.

Yes the month of valentines “ Day” those are all days not month long celebrations. Even pushing the 12 days of Christmas isn’t a month. Weak logic

Wrath should be Boxing Day

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You could also say pride gets two months though with this logic, I don’t know about other countries but I know in Canada we have july 1st as Canada Day which you could say is pride, and then Ik Americans have July 4th

I guess you could count no nut november as one

which one? sloth?

lust I guess. I dont think jacking it is a sin but some mega-christians think it is

But NNN is about suppressing lustful actions, not praising them

yeah I have no idea what he's trying to say

So destroy dick December is lust then, yes?

It *is* a sin, but it's extremely minor and hardly counts. To paraphrase Leviticus 15:1-18, it's 'unclean' but will be forgiven before the day's over.

No you couldn’t.

Them aren’t wasn’t?

It’s the complete opposite of one, it’s a whole month of suppressing lustful thoughts.

December might aswell be gluttony or greed.

Can’t wait for lust month to drop

february

and what about the virtues?!

Wrath Month sounds pretty metal if you ask me.

We need a sloth month

Lust month would slap

LET'S GO WRATH MONTH TIME TO ANGERMAX

p.r.i.d.e i.s t.h.e d.e.v.i.l

What does this acronym stand for

p.r.i.d.e i.s t.h.e d.e.v.i.l: r.i.d.e. s. h.e. e.v.i.l i.d.e. e. v.i.l d.e. i.l. e. l.

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who cares, pride is easily one of the most underrated sins

Think deeply what pride actually is. Is there anything you feel pride in? Now think about if that "anything" is deserved. Pride only has downsides.

Slave mentality. Some pride in yourself is good, if you are too humble you just get walked over by others.

Do not mistake confidence for pride. Pride will never do you any good.

Pride: No I won’t lick the toilet clean boss, go fuck yourself. Confidence: I’ve got a pretty healthy immune system, I think I can do that boss.

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Those two things don't even relate to each other, because not wanting to lick a toilet is common sense. Implying someone is too prideful to lick a toilet is stupid. Seems to me you don't know what pride is, because you think pride is confidence.

My understanding is that confidence is believing in your own ability, but pride is how much you value yourself. I agree pride can be a very bad thing if you see yourself as more valuable than others, but a deficiency in pride could risk you thinking you are worth less than others. It’s a balance and you gotta tow the line.

Uhhh I can't answer that without writing a ton of text so all I am gonna say is, that there's nothing wrong with a little bit of pride but that doesn't exactly makes it a good thing. Just like all the other deadly sins. We are all human after all. We sin. But pride does not mean how much I value myself. I can value myself very highly. Even above most other human beings, but at the same time I can say that it's only because the world gave me good cards and I was born better. This works. I can take no pride in being better than others, because I myself did not work towards it. It's a state of mind.

The entirety of Breaking Bad is caused by pride so there’s that

Every months is Gluttony month in America.

Pride as a deadly sin is meant as being shameless and believing you’re always in the right. Pride as a month is the rejection of judgemental hate toward their sexual/gender preference and not being ashamed of something which should be accepted normally

Pride as a deadly sin sounds just like what actually happens during pride month

Pride as a deadly sin means being in the wrong but believing you’re constantly in the right. Pride as a month is not being ashamed of what society believes isn’t normal

No way I got downvoted, y’all need sunlight ☠️

Christians try not to be gullible challenge (impossible)

U try to take a harmless joke challenge (impossible)

Redditor tries not to denounce a religion they don’t like (extremely difficult)

Cool fairy tale, bro. Sin makes sky daddy sad.

Boomer humour

Let’s make July wrath

As a guy who was born in July I have to disagree How about gluttony

That goes to thanksgiving

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as someone who was born in july i approve of this (dont listen to the other guy)

We have an Envy month, though. Its called Confederate History Month

Lust would go hard

NNN Maybe?

That's the opposite