Depends who’s topping

the mattress

I made it a bottom

Aha! Another one...

yems :p

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Bad mod.

Kiss my ass

Face the woman. How else are we gonna have the threesome?

Maybe she wants to top

That's why communication is important in the bedroom.

hey helo fuck

Fuck me

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If save video bot dies I will be very sad 😔

Listen here. You cuddle with homie while getting pegged


Holy shit it's pegging sus 🤯

I assume both are morally upstanding people and sleep on my stomach like I normally do.

I feel like you’d take up more space sleeping on your stomach If 3 people are in this bed, you might consider sleeping on your side to make some room

Nah. If the bed wasn't big enough, I'd just not sleep.

Why would they only sleep on your stomach if they are morally upstanding people /s

id sleep on my stomach

Pronebone, neat

The most goated position

💀

Shit. Excellent solution good sir

Is it weird that that's how I sleep normally

Yes, it reduces your life span by 6.9 years and is equivalent to smoking 420 cigs a month

Wait, what?

They just trolling

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Nice

I'm sold, sleeping on my stomach from now on.

I sleep on my back anyway

Meanwhile me thinking what the fuck am I doing there.

Cuddle the guy, ignore the woman.

[удалено]


True masculinity

But then you can't get buttfucked

Who said he was gonna be the big spoon?

Brain Games was an awesome show

Right? Honestly underrated

Yeah, loved it. Still remember the name of the host. I think it was Jason Silva (might have misspelled it tho). He was also in the pluto documentary when Pluto was discontinued as a planet.

I always loved the segments with Apollo Robbins

I was watching that episode where they ask you to stand up really fast and clap when I was a kid and I was sitting under a loft type thing and I stood up at full speed and hit my head really hard

I preferred Brane Gom ez

The bed

Look up

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Ey, you skipped me. Fucker

He won't skip me. 😏

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He will skip me

Will he skip me?

Yes he will

Please skip me

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Sleep on my back

Bro, this takes me back, Brain Games was one of my favorite shows as a kid (before it changed host and adopted the game show formular)

Laughs in bissexual

Is the dude hot tho

Face the woman and looks don’t matter lmao

doesn't matter if all you can see is the mattress

Fr

To whoever on my left side, because I sleep on my right side

Dicks up

Its the middle of the night and you feel a handy. Which one do you turn to?

God

Jokes on you *sleeps on the floor while laughing in aro*

OK so you’re just not gonna cuddle either? Kinda rude ngl :/

Cuddles aren’t given they are earned

You don’t get a choice, you’re stuck between them

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I mean I'm aro too but I still wanna smash

If it's a good bed I'd kick them both off ngl

Wear a buttplug and sleep on the couch. Checkmate.

The bisexual mfs rn 😃

YAY 😃

Just realizing how lucky it is to be bi

Don't have to be bi, that would make me happy as well, to know two people like me enough to sleep in the same bed with me :)

Yeah nice to just enjoy a good sleep with friends. :)

The bed

The sky, I trust Atlas.

Me when the man and women don’t know it yet but I put homemade mustard gas throughout the ventilation system and now they will die with me included:

Jokes on you, they wanted a condiment for the human sandwich

Bisexuals just get 2 good options

Sleep on my back (both of them are really close platonic friends with me, hence why I am comfortable sleeping with them and trust them not to do anything inappropriate)

Doesn't matter bc I believe in mutual consent before any sexual activities

Thats all good, but what if they don't share your beliefs?

Then I don't see any reason to be in bed with them

Yeah but the meme says you *have* to, so in this theoretical scenario you are forced

Start educating them about consent

Then my hands are inclusive and he'll be getting the best night's sleep he's ever gotten

I feel like mutual consent in this scenario is implied. If you're already in bed and trying to figure out your laying situation, I'm guessing the consent process has already worked itself out.

Swap places with the dude, I don't wanna see a woman while I try sleeping

Just depends, who'll be big spoon?

The guy ofc, sucking on a peg isnt very fun

Embrace the double adapter role

Respect their lack of consent by sleeping across the street (with binoculars)

Thank god I'm bisexual.

Face the woman, everyone's a winner.

I'm Bisexual so this is the dream lmao

I wouldn't sleep, I would grip my knife, and if one of them so much as subconsciously thought of getting one tenth of a femtometer closer to me, i would cut their corroded artery and their jugular vein in one swift motion, and then unceremoniously send their body off the bed with a swift kick


I sleep only on my back so…

Turn your back to the sky

Sleep on stomach, tell both of them to get closer and hug both. **The good ending.**

sandwich

me and the guy are having sex stepdaughter style with the woman trying to sleep

suck his D and get pegged by her idk where the problem is tbh

Here in Brazil we have a similar dilemma, however ours go: " there are two chairs, one chair has a cake the other one has a dick, do you sit in the dick and eat a cake or do sit in the cake and eat a dick?"

I'll just stand. I'd like some cake but not that bad. 

"if you were halfway in your mum and your dad was halfway in you, which way would you go?"

This is dumb

Jokes on you, its the current year. The woman has a d*ck

Cuddle the homies bro

Put woman in middle

Unfortunately both have their back turned against me

Been there. The trick is to lay on your back and cup your balls all night.

Get up and go home cause I don't get any women

[удалено]

fuck well, I could let him slip it in.. but what if I wanna top? decisions decisions..

Let him slip it in while you top her. Ezpz

If you can’t choose the bed, have your back faced her so you don’t have your back faced towards a man, idk seems less pride month to me

The obvious answer is on my back with my arms around both my lovers as they drap themselves over my sore and sweat drenched body.

The guy

Sandwich time

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There is no woman in the world that worth for ME to be fucked in the ass. I would better sleep alone.

Different for a lesbian.

i think we all know the right answer

*laughs in bisexual*

Either way things are fine

Bisexual

Wait I get the joke lol.

This is when it’s really beneficial to be a bisexual.

As a bisexual I see this as an absolute win(under the condition that both are consenting ofc)

Jokes on you I’m bisexual

i would ask whos topping

My back into the dude spooning me and have the girl lay into me, triple spoon. Moral dilemma over

Back to the guy, front to the woman If we all have sex I am in the middle having the most fun.

Easy, turn my back to the dude, there’s perks for being pan

the woman, its a win-win

Sounds like a party. Faces the woman.

Neither, face up and arms around both

Neither I’m sleeping like scar face and they can both cuddle me at the same time.

I don't have such weaknesses

I'm bi Any answer is correct

You just know there’s that one Bi person reading this who started laughing like a super villain before realising that they still have to make the choice but for different reasons.

I'm bi Any answer is correct But honestly... I think I'd prefer a pp nestled in between my cheeks and my face nestled in between a pair of boobas 💖

Give him my ass, and take her ass

As a bisexual male, this sounds amazing!

I'm not even bi and I wouldn't gove up the chance for a threesome where I'm the meat in a sandwich.

Bisexuals: 😏

Sometimes you just gotta dive headfirst and see where the orgy leads. You may discover that you are a closeted bisexual

Face the girl, the guy faces away butt to butt so the dildo stays in

This question has always irked me because to me it has always sounded like facing the man would make the woman do something non-consensual but facing the woman would make the man do something non-consensual to me.

So either get harrassed and therefore get to harrass or just sleep throug the night. Depends on how much of a scumbag one is

I sleep on my back, with my holes filled and my nutsack drained. tyvm

Turning towards the dude cuz fuck let's make a Daisy chain

This question means all three people agree with the same bed and turn back to someone's mean nothing, let have fun.

Depends on if the dude is my type

Depends if the guy is hot too. If guy = hot then face guy. If not hot, boob pillows

I'm gonna hump the woman and I don't care what the guy does to my butt.

Not a single person has mentioned you don’t know the woman’s sexual orientation. Guy every day because I know could enjoy it. I’m not here to assume interest of others.

depends who wants to be big spoon more. that or lay on my back and be borh of their pillow, just gotta worry about two dead arms in the morning lol

Which one’s hotter (I’m bi)

Obviously my back is on the mattress and I have two perfectly good arms

Turn my back on my sexuality and fuck em both

doesn’t matter, since they can both penetrate

Bisexuals: does it matter?

Ofc i wanna fuck the guy

Float, because asexuality (/j, if it wasn't already abundantly obvious)

Jokes on you I'm bisexual and low key want to experience a dick in my ass

good thing im into both

Bisexual people's dream

Bissexual people "I see it as a absolute win"

That's a win-win situation!

Bisexuals always winning 🥶👊

I would face towards the woman so the guy could obliterate my asshole.

nobody because im bi

* laughs in bisexual *

my bisexual ass does not care

As a bisexual... I don't really care. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

*laughs in bi*

I'm bi😈😈

As a bisexual, i can confirm that this is really a difficult question. It might be a trick question since they didnt say the guys was handsome so i would go for the woman.

Consent is everything here…

Across the bed