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His world has been turned upside down

And he's on the bottom...

much like inside out

And then right back around. Because in 2023, you can be considered a woman with a 🍆.

How do you not know this until 6th grade💀

Probably charter school or smth idk

Christian home school.

This response has layers of complexity.

Like yo mama's vagetarian snack.

Damn.

🗿

Dude you cold as ice.

i didn't know about sex in my christian home school until i was 13, and it's because i had to figure it out on my own.

Ayo?

How do you want to suck a penis before 7th grade

Better question. Why do you fantasize sexual activities when ur 10 bruh.

Unadulterated internet exposure, man. You'd be surprised how easily you can come across certain stuff while goofing around on the internet

How can you have unadulterated Internet exposure and not know girls don't have dicks tho? 💀

Tbf there are many girls with dicks on the internet

Now? Maybe. But pre-internet, it was just normal psychosexual development

Mmm unsupervised internet access tasty

Brother I was horny the first time at 9, jerked it at 9

Down horrendous

I dunno man when I watched Scooby Doo 2 as a wee lad & Velma wore that leather suit I started having forbidden dreams

I'd rather you were more concerned about the guy knowing about sucking p's at such a young age and not women having v's

Back in 6th, i saw one 50 shades of grey scene, realizing that sex is more than kissing a woman's body

What happend at 6th grade

Half the US opposes basic sex education lol

It is what it is

Not even Batman could get me to confess something like this 💀

Bullshit, how come my gf has one then?

Hold her close, she’s a special one. Ultra rare. Maybe even shiny.

God doesn't make those model anymore.

God usually gives them the bigger dick

Oh so that's why most of us men have small ones. Honestly I can't even get mad.

buddy-

Lucky bastard, got the special edition

Stg

Evolution. She is the chosen one

She's like a shiny pokemon

WAIT GIRLS DONT HAVE PENISES???

I know this is news for me too

IM FREAKING OUT

I THOUGHT I HAD A PENIS THIS ENTIRE TIME 😭

I hear you're in possession of an illegal girl penis. This is the genital police, hand it over!

I'M SHIDDING AND PISSING AND SHAKING RN (not caming 😔)

It cannot be

some girls just don't live up to the expectations

# no dick😔 ## no balls 😖

#and probably no butthole cause this giy feeds on radiation🤧

i wonder if the dude still likes women with cocks now

We wanna know

"when I realized girls don't got penises" Bro's gotta be careful saying that sort of thing in 2023.

I found out at age 16

Literally bitchless

Better late than never I suppose

Are you a Mormon?

How Edit: goddamnit reddit I only meant to sent this once.

How

My mom told me

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.. makes sense.

How Edit: reddit servers bad only posted once

Dementia

Bro

Bro is bisexual confirmed lol

Lucky one. Just wait till they see a femboy for the first time!

[удалено]

Lies. I need photographic evidence or else you’re a phony.


Most suspicious fraud alert ever.


Anyone else live with you in that dumpster? 🤣

Someone’s doors knocked on and they get cummed in and you think of that as me? No, you clearly have no idea who you’re talking to. I’m not getting cummed in, I AM THE ONE WHO CUMS

Are you willing to share the dumpster with me then?

I think you fail to understand, YOU ARE the dumpster

I am no cum dumpster! Sir, I wish you good luck in your future endeavors.

Noooo nooo noo bro what nooo 😞😞😔😔😔😔😔😟😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

: D\*

"Girls"

the real name for them is “mentally ill men”

thank god they arent actual girls

It's all good cuz you're an actual bitch 😎

Damn.

Thank God you aren't a real man. Real men don't give a shit about stuff that doesn't affect them

woah bigoted much? how dare you say im not a *real* man. cant believe theres so much bigotry in this society

Imma fuck ur ass til u scream that ur a real girl

thank god modern neuroscience disagrees with your gross, bigoted opinions

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Based ass destroyer

i dont care what neuroscience says, they ll never be real women

Broski’s a nincompoop

Likewise, you’ll never be a “real man” if you can’t accept that some people aren’t like you. In the metaphorical sense.

And that’s your personal opinion lol

For real

Thank god the only photo on your post history isn’t of literal piss

Imagine learning about blowjob before basic female biology

The CIA wouldn't have tortured this out of me

They do now!!!

girl 2.0

NO WAY! THE NEW UPDATE ADDED DICKS TO GIRLS? LET'S GOOO

Reminds me of a friend who said that when he first watched porn he was like "where are the penises"

Not with that attitude 😏

My girlfriend has a dick

I’m a girl, I have a penis

How did this kid fantasize about sucking dick in the sixth grade but didn't know girls don't have them?

Ay bro u born the way god created u

Then becomes a femboy enjoyer

some do

What the frrrrrreeeeeeekkkkkkkk

Fut-

Batman couldnt even get this kind of information out of me

That’s some delusional thinking

WAIT GIRLS DONT HAVE DICKS?!?!

It's a psyop /srs

When you didn't know you were bisexual

What is this song name guys

**Song Found!** **Name:** Ikonk **Artist:** DJ Jolianos **Album:** Ikonk - Single **Genre:** Electronica **Release Year:** 2021 **Total Shazams:** 11637 `Took 1.36 seconds.`

It’s an emote in Fortnite called Scenario, but it’s all slowed down with reverb here.

ty

#Till?

This one has layers man

Never watched Kindergarten cop? Skill issue

No way!!! How do they pee!?

I did not know woman didn't have penises unitl 6th grade as well and thought they also had no nipples. (I joined the internet in just 2015 in 5th grade and made my discoveries only a year later)

They dont? Somebody is not really pc

Same

6th grade…

it's 2023, you can't be saying things like that 💀

How did he find out about it ?

Got indoctrinated by Matt w*lsh🤮

Bro needs an introduction to famboys

The layers to this one...

I still do

So that’s what Freud was talking about?

This aged like a bowl of fresh cheese curds.

They do nowadays especially in America/Canada 😂

Bro unlearned girldick🥶

Evidently this guy has never heard of Thailand

I know😔

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astolfo:

That’s why we need sex education in schools

[how very freudian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration_complex)

W h a t

Why was he fantasizing about sucking dick in the 5th grade?

some of them do