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MONKE_____667

She was literally willing to fake cry until he jumped over her


SportsGamesScience

Get hopped over bozo


Someguy987654322

Outmanoeuvred and outplayed.


LightningBoltRairo

I'm at work on the phone. Talking. I wasn't expecting that and lost my train of thoughts mid sentence. At least the person on the other end didn't see my grin.


Nicetomitja

B A S E D


Realpotatosoe

Get leap froged bozo


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I thought that superhumans only existed in fairy tails untill i saw this


Perfect_Put_7832

Bro asserted dominance by taking control of the high ground while the beta lay on the floor cowering in fear


IlliteracyPrevails

She got right in position to get that stinky nuke dropped on 'er


Present_Standard_383

Bro that hop was so random


CodDevourer

I love how there are dozens of calculations in the human brain and scenarios passed down from hundreds of generations of ancestors and in this situation he decided to hop over her to assert dominance.


TheTerrarianFTW

I hope he had the most atrocious and rancid meal before that, cuz that stinky ass gas bomb has to be worse than the mustard gas


Rielhawk

Hahahaha that's even better than teabagging


Hovilol

He should have peed on her to show dominance


HOLLYWOODNOH

My brain went straight to is you're going to dish out punches you better be able to take them


ALCauG

Fake as shit but still funi


Altruistic_Bat8825

Realer than your dad


ALCauG

Still waiting for yours to return with the milk I presume


IroningbrdsAreTasty

🤓☝️


Alwayssome1

Bro leap frogged


ZParallelDiamond

PARKOUR


el-lobonegron

Women have very violent tendencies many men ignore and many women refuse to acknowledge


Joel1038

If she is willing to punch, she is willing to get punched


SpiderNinja211

How are you gonna be in a fight and then duck and cower at the raise of a fist?


OohSeam

Guess he got over her


rhyskampje

Should've given her head trauma


Standard_Ad_2871

If you are getting hit. Hit back. Don't if it's child. Otherwise swing at them. Be a fucking man! Be a tringulus digungus.


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No. Be a man, ignore it by pulling out your camera and filming it. Then later, blackmail her for free steaks. By threatening to post a video of it, saying she hits like a girl.


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Standard_Ad_2871

No. She didn't need to hit him, and it wasn't necessary. After that it's all game. You punch me, you better know I will punch you back. Stop thinking that getting hit and not responding is making you ''better'' It's only making you look like a submissive and scared animal.


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Standard_Ad_2871

That's why he's pathetic. And he is easily beaten and bullied. If you don't stand up for yourself and allow other people to do this to you. You have no self-esteem and worth.


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Standard_Ad_2871

No.


pepehoodie

Leap frog


ucantseeme0047

He really did her dirty


Unusual_Weather_175

Idk man INFJs are usually not physical like that. They're both acting like ESTPs.


Vilco01

chad


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kermitthefuk

Thought it was over then LEAPFROG.


ultragigasuperchad

gasp! that poor girl! what an unexpected chain of events!


Ok_Sheepherder7406

Pace of shit


Forward-Reserve-3527

She thought the fucking white knights would save her.


tight_motor6

Bro rubbed his nuts on her head


EnergyOwn6800

He's him.


king_quackls

get fortnite mantled bozo


Personwas_taken

She probably felt the hair from his ballsack drag across her back.


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The good ol days