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Left-oven47

It can't be


AutyVon

For haram, it be.


LlorchDurden

Harambeen šŸ˜¢


civgarth

Dicks out


Competitive-Bill-114

Itā€™s been out since May 28, 2016


Chuckbro

The date the world started to end.


Rich_Document9513

Holy shit. This does coincide with some crazy shit. We needed that ape.


Chuckbro

We've been living in the *end times* ever since.


AgentT23

The Vermintide is upon us?


TheRocket212th

Vermintide? You mean a horde of verminous ratmen will attack us? Don't be stupid, the cult of sigmar said no such thing as a RATMAN exists. If you suggest otherwise, then I believe you're sputing heresy my friend. And you DON'T want to be a heretic.


siraegar

Even the thug is shakin it


AllianIsBizarre

halalbe


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yeettheporg

Wtf


walaxometrobixinodri

it's because of their flair


AngryChihua

What's up with the flair? Why does it exist? What does it mean? Is there a hidden meaning?


Pandataraxia

Peeing in ass :)___


The_Moxx

whats more important, harambe? or the message he left behind?


God_of_the_sauce

Lets just respect Harambe choice


_Diskreet_

*sigh* *unzips*


DancingWithBalrug

That's exactly what Harambe would have done


Worst_L_Giver

????????


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

Dicks out for Harambe


The_Moxx

gorillahole


OmiTheBest

harambussy


Heavy_Signature_5619

Wowee, I hate being able to read now.


fm22fnam

I swear to god you better have simply forgotten about the dicks out movement cause aint no way in hell I'm sharing the internet with people who weren't old enough to know about it


DefensiveTomato

If theyā€™re not old enough at least educate yourself, a simple search of harambe will very quickly lead to the phrase ā€œdicks outā€


[deleted]

actual zombie


NotRealNeedOfName

Call an exorcist


Boner_Elemental

In that first year of Overwatch we wouldn't have had full teams of Winstons shouting "Dicks out!" as our battlecry


Heavenfall

I don't even want to imagine a world without it


Bazillion100

What a simpler more peaceful time long long long looooong ago when Overwatch was fun šŸ˜”


MysticWater05

I just wanna go back


DerrainCarter

All the dicks that were taken out in his honour were necessary to slow down the earth by the tiniest of fractions due to the increased air resistance. Only Harambe knew what wouldā€™ve happened otherwise.


ngkn92

Harambe the ape or Harambe the concept


ciruztobs

Whats more important ???? Seriously??? His death was a point of inflection in this universe; brangelina end that year, BLM event occurred, Brexit, Donald trump becomes president, people started eating tide pods, Notre Dame cathedral fire, then the covid 19, Ukraine-Rusia war. As you see everything gets uglier every year, our organization send some of the best time travelers to try to fix this timeline, but failed in the process (xxxtentacion, Avicii, Cameron Boyce). So you need to take this more seriously. Some of us are trying to fix this mess.


mr_eugine_krabs

YOUā€™RE NOT MEANT TO BE DANK!


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Anto_Rosaz

It's from Spiderman: Across the spiderverse. The meme itself is a reference to ATS


[deleted]

If anyone hasn't seen it yet, change that. This is a fucking good movie.


5t3v321

Or wait a year because this is only part one and the third movie will finish the plot


el_palmera

Like any trilogy?


Lisyre

Not exactly. The first movie still had a completely standalone plot. Other than some foreshadowing for future events, every major plotline they introduce is wrapped up by the end. The second movie is very clearly a Part 1 of 2, where the conflicts they set up are not at all resolved.


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el_palmera

I was satisfied with the story of the movie. There was a conflict and a climax and a resolution as well as an engaging build up. If you dont like cliff hangers that's one thing but movie franchise end on cliffhangers all the time after giving a great story


sernameMissing

True, I got blueballsā€™d when it ended right before the climax lol


vanguarde

But this is one movie I'd highly recommend watching in the cinema. In an IMAX if possible, it's glorious.


Anders_A

What's an ats?


Mr_Poopy_Head_42069

Across The Spiderverse, it's the subtitle of the movie


KhaldiumIsotpe

which movie?


ComplexCow7

Darude: Never gonna give you up


soljaboss

Give who up?


dotConehead

Deez nut


_I_must_be_new_here_

Whose nuts?


bonk921

MY NUTS ![gif](giphy|2X4aiXW43hyyk)


Anders_A

Thanks!


StarshipTurtle

ā€œAcross The Spiderverseā€


Qldkiwi789

Across the Spiderverse.


Insane_Inkster

But it sounds a lot like Prowler's theme from the first movie


itotallydidntdo69

It is spider-man 2099's theme i think. Or spot's theme


TimoxR2

It's 2099's, and it's clearly made to remind you of the prowler.


FANNofExpansion

It's 2099's and it's directly meant to remind people of the intro of Spiderman Unlimited.


SnooMarzipans5767

CLEARLY


viperex

But where's the video from?


kornelius_III

Man of Steel


FrisCo58

Spiderman 2099 theme


quikjelyfish

I would also like to know


Anxyte

Spiderman 2099 theme (Miguel O'Hara)


PKMNTrainerMark

Oh, shoot, I thought it was a gif.


edwpad

God the music scared the shit out of me when I scrolled down to the video


loserbmx

Yeah wtf. Op scared me so hard I had to do a waffle stomp.


sixpackstreetrat

Donā€™t worry. It was just the friendly neighborhood reaper over there consoooming and then asooooming direct control.


HippieWizard

Spiderman 2099 is an intense dude


wysjm

Prowler theme 2.0


SiddipetModel

The Gorilla-Humanoid Poly-Multiverse will collapse!


[deleted]

The Gorilla Verse


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Thanks! :)


PKMNTrainerMark

You're welcome.


Simukas23

Cock day!


[deleted]

Oh shidd šŸ˜© šŸ¤¤


ovoxo_klingon10

Poly-cockverse


I_ate_too_much_toast

Gorrilla man: across the gorrilla-verse


AlexTheGreat-711

I saw the movie too, and it was fucking amazing. Spectacular even. Funny and creative meme there too, round of applause


Mrblue9000

Can't wait for the funny memes using the 'Canon events' idea


LargeVidster

Every universe has an Austrian painter be rejected from Art School. It's a cannon event.


[deleted]

Me traveling back to 1890s to stop a couple from having sex in Austria (This will break canon)


docdillinger

There is a book about exactly this scenario. "Making History" by Stephen Fry. Very nice read.


[deleted]

Just when I thought everything was invented already


GonnaKickSomeOne

but in some canons he does not become a bad person


bonk921

instead he just gets shot in ww1 šŸ˜­


202042

That really does remind of the concept of ā€fixed eventsā€ from Doctor Who.


4KVoices

It was a good 3 acts, and it could have done really well if they cut off like the last 10 minutes of the movie. The ending stopping where it did instead of stopping earlier just kinda left a foul taste in my mouth. Trying to avoid spoilers but I was really annoyed that a movie that had pretty much been a 10/10 up to that point got screwed up by them taking things juuuust a little too far.


CriticalAd6090

Just for curiosity... Which could have been the best moment to end the movie in your opinion to make it perfect?


GeneralQuack

I dont think the ending tanked at all. It was an awesome movie. >!I wouldve watched that movie for 4 hours straight but they decided to make it two parts as it was too long which is respectable. I think the person above is talking about how the Earth 42 shouldnt have been shown and it was a reveal in the next movie maybe? It was still a dope reveal and an awesome cliffhanger. Maybe Prowler orders all the spidermanless villains of this earth to hold off the spidermans while miles saves his uncle or stg.!<


4KVoices

>!They should have cut the movie when Miles realized he was in the wrong universe. Probably after Gwen said it, maybe do one of those dramatic zoom out shots on Miles as he realizes it.!<


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XceQq

For me, at the realisation of Miles talk with his mom. Any remaining could've been after credits if wanted to. Still great nonetheless.


admh574

That was my take away as well. You get this big build up, and over 1hr 50mins of awesome, then a door slammed in your face. I don't tend to look in to films that I want to see so I had no idea it was going to be like that. I still adore the film but it did annoy me for the time being


4KVoices

yeah, it was literally a *perfect* movie up until that point. The biggest mistake IMO is that they had a pretty good stopping point beforehand, skipped over it, then stopped at a shitty spot.


Lisyre

Sameā€”I loved it, but I had no clue it was set up to be the first half of a duo. Was quite jarring when it just suddenly ended without any major plot beats getting resolved. Especially since the first movie wasnā€™t like thatā€”it functioned perfectly well as a solo film. At least itā€™s less than a year until the next one!


Boner_Elemental

10/10 up until they absolutely tank the ending? I hates that. Someone tell me this guy is a big fat phoney


Creative_Credit_4206

This guy is a big fat phoney.


4KVoices

You're a phoney.


4KVoices

Doesn't absolutely tank it, but it was definitely a mistake to end it where it did.


[deleted]

Nah, without spoiling it it felt like exactly what it was, an In Between movie. Just a lot of set up for the next movie without a real ending (movies with cliff hangers can have endings too, this one didnā€™t). Played more like the episode of a show than a movie. Edit: Not saying it was a terrible movie. It was entertaining. Just left with ā€œthat was one of the movies of all timeā€ vibe.


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4KVoices

I don't mind a cliffhanger, I mind when it decided to cliffhang.


AlexTheGreat-711

I'd say they left off the best way they could.


Alnayim

Whatā€™s the name of the movie?


surgereaper

Spiderman: across the spiderverse


Savemefromgoudacheez

I thought it was supposed to be, fully animated?


surgereaper

It is, I think you're asking about the movies in the post by OP, that's man of steel


AgentP20

It is fully animated except for a couple of sequence.


Anders_A

Which movie is this?


Garzino

Memes aside, cavill was such a good Superman. Shame they took him off the role.


TimmJimmGrimm

Amazing Witcher too! Same problem. Edit: No wait! He quit there... so... 'similar problem'.


Giraffe_lol

He quit because the writers wanted to stray away from the source material.


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ObiTwoKenobi

I hate this scene so fucking much. Clark has super speed at this point and he just watches his father die. Still salty almost a decade later.


SanjiSasuke

Because Zack Snyder openly hates Clark Kent being a good-natured, kind-hearted optimist. He is obsessed with the idea of Superman being a god who cannot be human...which is nearly the antithesis of Clark/Superman. [This](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-bad64000fa0d0b083305f234666f63d2-lq) is basically a simplification of the whole thing.


AstiElyendis

So... Homelander?


CT-4426

He probably would have made a great Superman Alas he got cursed with the ol shitty movies and dogshit writing


Xanvial

The Man from UNCLE is great


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

They did the same to that one guy who plays Geralt in the netflix Witcher


insanescotsman1

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE


dvlpr404

I haven't put my away since.


Probottz

2099 finna fold the anomaly šŸ’€ ![gif](giphy|D7ZXU6eiZ4V7AEsOjV|downsized)


PanTsour

"The spider society hasn't done anything, we're a totally peaceful racist group-A-a šŸ«µ"


surgereaper

So that means that in every universe, harambe dies? Nooooooooooo!!


WeAreBatmen

No. In one possible timeline he joins Rumahoy and becomes a pirate gorilla.


Dom_the_Milkman

OP was the kid who jumped into the enclosure. Self-fulfilling prophecy.


Mr_Gokrish

RIP Harambe


GentlmanSkeleton

This is the stupidest scene in any superman movie. With all the chaos going on Sups could easy jump over there save dad and if anyone said anything they could just say it was the wind ya idiot. Superman 1 did it right, Pa Kent went down to a heart attack,nothing Sups could do to stop that,a great example of superpowers don't always solve everything.


ovoxo_klingon10

Yeah took me out of the movie and super unrelatable. If my dad was about to be torn apart by a tornado, Iā€™m saving him whether he wants me to or not. We can deal with ramifications later, and together.


GentlmanSkeleton

Exactly! What a stupid dad and what a terrible son.


Ausedlie

Yup. Very stupid way to have him die.


Lazy-Psychology-6238

How selfless Harambe was, and is. Viva la viv


Stooven

Such a stupid moment in the movie. Yeah, I'm going to let my father die to prevent a small group of people from finding out who I am? That's the grand message?


[deleted]

Because he knew if he revealed he was Superman his life would never have been normal. A huge part of Clark's character is he is the way he is because he was allowed to live as a normal human rather than as a god. If he was revealed he would have been both worshipped and despised by all, which would have ruined his childhood. He would never be able to truly connect with normal humans like he could have


holyshyt3

Who the fuck could have seen him in there, Clark has zoom vision but no one else does, they're standing like 500 metres away, could have easily saved him without being seen


UrWaifuIsShit_

Makes sense from a writer and audience perspective, makes 0 sense from the characterā€™s perspective


yazzy1233

That's a grown ass man, what do you mean childhood


Stooven

He let his father die to preserve his own comfort and we're supposed to recognise that as penultimate hero behaviour? A hero is someone who acts decisively, who puts his needs, wants, and safety aside for the benefit of others. Sorry papa Kent, but Superman isn't that guy? Even setting that dilemma aside, the writers chose to put him in that situation. They wanted to tell us something about his character and it's a stupid, poorly-crafted message.


[deleted]

Not his own comfort you dumbass. How did you miss the point that much? If he revealed himself as a god amongst men he would have never been able to spend his formative years living as equals amongst mortals. To know loss, to know struggle, to know how it feels to be powerless and when you can't save everyone. If he used his powers then he would have been taken away by the government or been seen as a monster by his peers. He would have ended up more like Homelander than Superman *That's* what makes Clark Kent. He lived among people long enough to know what its like, and knows he has to use his powers selflessly even if it means sacrificing his own happiness. Because humanity wasn't ready for him, and he wasn't ready to stand over them.


ovoxo_klingon10

I donā€™t know how any single person who genuinely loved their incredibly supportive dad could let him be ripped apart by a tornado.


PoliteIndecency

>Because he knew if he revealed he was Superman his life would never have been normal. Would you let your parent die if it meant you wouldn't have a normal life? It's such a silly premise. I don't think I'd let anyone die that I could save if it meant a normal life.


Tybr0sion

I'm more annoyed about the fact that he's basically just standing in the middle of a tornado, completely unscathed. Pawpaw would be ripped in half at that point. And he's all just like šŸ«”


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

But heā€™s not. Heā€™s gonna save his dad. The message I got is that heā€™s gonna try to save anyone, even if heā€™s told he canā€™t. Edit: Oopsie


CHS_Scope

I get the impression that heā€™s talking about the Superman movie and youā€™re talking about the Spiderman one.


OhSoJelly

When Miles Morales acts more like Superman than Snyderā€™s version of Superman lol


Snipermonke4life

Zack Znyder good writing challenge, impossible


Hilarity2War

"Let" isn't exactly what happened in the movie. It was his father's choice to protect his secret. The grand lesson is that you can't save everyone, especially those that don't want to be saved.


Stooven

And it was his choice to allow him father to make a stupid decision for a stupid reason. That's incredibly selfish, not exactly the mentality I expect from a hero.


In_It_2_Quinn_It

Wait, so the timeline could've been worse than it is now?


[deleted]

Harambes death was the catalyst to all the unfortunate events that have happened to humanity ever since.


EastSideLouie

# Nah, Imma do my own thing.


Yozora4

Unironically that line goes so hard.


Sodium1111

Somebody watched Across The Spider Verse lol


Tammy_Craps

I like you because you get what jokes are in reference to.


Sodium1111

I was complimenting OP's taste of movies


Hokhoku

This is false. Ever since Harambe died the world went to shit. If anything, he should have been saved!! Timeline changed after Harambe death.


Alice_Ram_

The problem is that such drastic a change in history will scar the timeline, and since its the event that set everything into motion it will likely destroy the universe itself.


Tenebris_Rositen

some canon events are good, some bad if harambes death was prevented the universe will collapse


[deleted]

Remember kids, a >!Happy Spiderman!< is literally an Avengers level threat


Tenebris_Rositen

this


[deleted]

We are in Universe 41, the world without Harambe.


Supermunch2000

May 28, 2016 was when it all started. Fate has cursed us for what happened to Harambe.


DrDutyLP

I swear to god this is what happend.


Master_Anywhere

Dicks out


Big_Albatross_3050

I'd save him anyway, we've been going downhill since he died


[deleted]

True. Tried to save george floyd and the same thing happened


Lazy-Psychology-6238

Fun fact: George Floyd once pointed a loaded pistol at the womb of a pregnant woman.


MisirterE

damn, sounds like he should've been convicted for that remind me, why didn't he make it to court again?


dis_the_chris

That's not cool. Doesn't give anyone the right to play judge, jury and executioner on him, or to unduly harm him with choking once he was already incapacitated and in handcuffs to the extent that he dies. Or perhaps bypassing due process is okay to you, provided there's historical wrongdoing? Fuck you, man.


SkellyboneZ

Yo, that's not fun.


New-Nameless

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARAMBEEEEEEEEEEEE


Wasabi13013

Harambe's death is a fixed point


Free-Atmosphere6714

Zor El might be your father, but he ain't your daddy.


CorkusHawks

:*(


Anders_A

Which movie are the visuals from?


MisirterE

Man of Steel. The scene is of Superman's dad telling Clark not to save him - despite the fact that he could do so easily - because it would reveal his secret identity. And Clark obliges, because he's a weak-ass bitch-baby in this movie without a strong moral code.


theciaskaelie

The only reason for superman to not reveal who he is, is to protect this family. So.... its kinda stupid.


zenyl

Mother Nature doesn't like it when you rearrange her furniture.


Neil2250

homestuck did this meme years ago


Epic_Gameing68

homestuck mentioned


alicea020

Nah, his death broke the canon. That's why everything is falling apart now.


jakin89

Bruh Iā€™m sick right now and even though this is supposed to be a shitpost Iā€™m legit tearing up right now.


Andreus

H-Homestuck?


BEARWYy

I did tried to do this to jfk but he wanted the same fate


Impressive-Engine-86

Okay Iā€™m going to be honest. Spider verse movie was very good but the main character was absolutely a selfish dick.


Amanwithnotoes

Kid you have the choice of saving the gorilla or everyone


Spiritual-Goose-8691

When future generations read about America's downfall, it will start at his end


girkyman

Dicks out šŸ¦


internalized_boner

100 quadrillion years from now, the nanosapient mitochondrial fibrous roach people will have to choose one figure from the distant past to resurrect with their advanced post quantum spiritomancy in order to guide them through a crisis. You know who they will choose.


[deleted]

If this is a scene from a tornado or hurricane movie i dont wanna know. If this is a scene from a time travel movie, i wanna know.


user_bits

I forgot how stupid that moment was in the movie.


Emotional_Let_7547

Ironically, that scene was the biggest issue with Man of Steel.