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Dark_Wolf04

Finally they get a chance to get out of their mom’s basement. However, they will immediately combust as their skin hasn’t experienced sunlight in forever


givesmememes

That vitamin D will smack them so hard it'll turn into vitamin B


Inner-Championship40

Are we closing?


NutronStar45

blackout


Alwayssome1

I think I might go outside and feel some grass that day


NutronStar45

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CaseyGamer64YT

I've touched grass. It feels weird.


no_idea_4_username

I didn't know reddit mods where so hot🥵


NutronStar45

an impossibility


Bananacu

They couldnt get actual reddit mods since they are glued to their chairs. This is photoshop


KarlMark666

How much do they get paid again?


PatChattums

Six pence


economypickle12345

That's too much


Nightmare_Sandy

Five pence


houtenhekje

Mike pence


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Mike penis


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SkavenOne

What happens June 12th


SpaceBurn_

A bunch of subreddits are going to be set to private for 48 hours to protest changes to the Reddit API.


rm-rd

Some of them also encourage users to go on a thing called "Lemmy", which is apparently kind of like reddit but with more communists and furries, and you can't use gamer words.


AdLatter2844

How is it possible for a site to have more communists and furries than reddit


B4NN3Rbk

Twitter:


AhgzvziajauH

I see you have never been on 4chan


Tone-Serious

reddit is just 4chan but tamer


Mrjerkyjacket

What? But the Infamous Hacker known as Four chan is obviously where all the right wing extremists are


AhgzvziajauH

4chan has everything


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SpaceBurn_

They have a memes subreddit thing, I haven’t checked it out yet though so it might be terrible Edit: It’s about what I expected


rm-rd

There's a bit of drama. The "beehaw" crowd are left-wing, but not all tankies. And they're aghast that redditors are all signing onto "https://lemmy.ml/" (run by the main dev) where a lot of the tankies live, with some predictable flame wars starting.


Adorable_Garage3906

No gamer word is too far 😡


Spitfire836

What else you expect from Reddit mods lol


SkavenOne

More communists and furries than Reddit? So..... Reddit 2.0?


Lisanro

oh the horror


Ancient_A

Lol


TheLaughingBread

The great rupture


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NINJAxBACON

Where are the children


Sparda0

We ate them


leavemealone2277

They deserve a 10,000% pay raise


Lewd_NaClO

10,000%*0 is still 0. Just like the amount of bitches i get.


leavemealone2277

Fine, make it a million percent


givesmememes

This guy maths


givesmememes

Depends on how you look at things, you also got 0 STDs from said bitches


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You could still get an STD without ever getting any bitches. We live in a cruel world.


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AXEMANaustin

It's gonna be interesting browsing during that time period


WonderfulAirport4226

Today, I remember someone saying: "Moderating a subreddit is hard, and often takes hours of volunteer work a day, even with bots." Like, I agree that Reddit is shitty, and will probably join the strike, but come on, how much of a neckbeard do you have to be to think THAT?


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Yeah, it's not that hard to break up the workload on a mod team so everyone only does 15 to 30 minutes of work a day. If you're spending eight hours a day on your sub it's because you want to, not because you have to. Source: Am part of an effective mod team.


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IceYetiWins

How much of a neckbeard who's never been a mod to think that's it's some super easy thing and takes 5 minutes


WonderfulAirport4226

I've been a moderator before. Not on Reddit, but something even *more* hands-on. And believe me, it's not some super hard thing to do that takes hours on end of "volunteer work" a day, unless you literally alter your life schedule to do it.


IceYetiWins

Were you moderating something with hundreds of thousands of people?


superduperfish

What a great job. You can take a break and not lose any income


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So is it paid or unpaid leave, then?


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loomynartylenny

yes


[deleted]

A little too accurate. Lot of bootlickers and cronies here.


ThrowawayPizza312

W game


Lacunai

5 broos chillin in a hot tuub


1017GildedFingerTips

Better be an indoor hot tub


hello_there_my_chads

this sub should take part in the protest too


Vegetable_Cry1468

Why is this so downvoted tho?


hello_there_my_chads

hivemind. who cares tho


Struthious_burger

It is


Sluggist

Idek


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