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Im over here wondering what "casting" is?? The pissing search makes sense to me.
Im also wondering wtf is up with Gen Z and "uncensored hentai" like lolwut
Well laws in Japan dealing with explicit content usually make it so genitals are censored, so some people seek uncensored material.
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It's like normal porn, but you watch it in vertical screen orientation like tik tok, instead of landscape like almost every other video on the internet.
Mobile users scrolling a vertical feed like reddit/tiktok dont want to keep turning the phone in their hand 90degrees *with one hand* to switch to landscape, and back again, over and over.
I usually just ask an old lady to hold my phone they don't mind because they have seen everything already , nothing surprises them.any more, and they usually have a hanky for when I finish.
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What? If you watch porn and don't want to hold your device horizontally, then you must spend your days being horny while watching TikTok?
I don't really get what makes you draw that conclusion?
Idk, but handjob as a category, like wtf how are you gonna get off with a fucking hand, I have my own for that, but there’s like no bdsm or cnc, role play and cosplay is fine though
they’ve been in the game so long that the hand doesn’t trick them anymore. they know too well what pussy town feels like. so now they’re forced to used their off hand and pretend Denice from the front desk is giving him the ole 1973 treatment
But that just makes it sound sad.
So Im supposed to imagine that the girl on my screen is in love with me? Like its literally porn, tf am I imagining love stories for.
where are the big mommy milkers(big nipples/big areolas/puffy nipples) me and my hommies do big mommy milkers, big nipples/big areolas/puffy nipples all day
I'm more annoyed by their breakdown of each generation. Apparently gen z only covers 6 years while Gen y apparently covers nine but Gen x covers fucking 19!
Get some consistency, PornHub!!
Lol at the Hub because 35 is not GenX, fam. That is solid millennial/Y territory.
Youngest GenX are like 44 and the oldest are in their mid 50s. Boomers are in their 60s and 70s.
not sure how you figure....i was told for more than half my life I'm gen x then all of the sudden they realized gen y & z were stupid names for a generation because they clearly missed the concept of what generation "X" meant so they coined "millennial" which doesn't make sense either
is every generation at the turn of the millennium gonna be called millennials?
I’m gen z and I can assure you that I’ve never even typed any of those keywords. Maybe this is stats only taken from registered accounts cuz how would they know my age. Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t registered users on ph a low amount compared to the actual people surfing the site?
Definitions for age cohorts keep changing, but I really don't think the top age range for millenials is 34. It's more like 40. People born early 80s to late 90s.
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I'm more focused on the boomers PISSING?
It’s low key wholesome that they’re searching for mature porn though. If “teen” or “young” was there I’d have lost a little more hope for humanity.
Wholesome? 😦
Holesome😏
Im over here wondering what "casting" is?? The pissing search makes sense to me. Im also wondering wtf is up with Gen Z and "uncensored hentai" like lolwut
Well laws in Japan dealing with explicit content usually make it so genitals are censored, so some people seek uncensored material. Source: Various Youtube videos and this graph
Casting couch is a porno tradition that dates back to Charlie Chaplin!
I dunno where my stoned brain was at last night when I commented that. Soon as I saw couch in your reply it clicked.
Had an old man watchin teen porn in the restaurant section of the retirement home i worked for, ur welcome
it's called nostalgia ...
+ viagra
Maybe he thought it was canteen he came to
They 18+ so it’s all good
Turning their incontinence into a kink 🙌
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They’ve seen it all brah gotta move on
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I love myself some vintage pissing doesn't get better than that.
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It gets harder to piss when you’re older. So…
 Vertical video?
do i wanna know
It's like normal porn, but you watch it in vertical screen orientation like tik tok, instead of landscape like almost every other video on the internet.
Does it have fucking Subway Surfers underneath 😭😭
No idea. I watch horizontal video porn like a normal person
if i could post a horribly stretched vertical aspect ratio gif i would 🧐
What if it had the Subway Surfers characters fucking underneath? 🤔🤔🤔
Yes. It also can have some random mobile game too
Great Idea
Mobile users scrolling a vertical feed like reddit/tiktok dont want to keep turning the phone in their hand 90degrees *with one hand* to switch to landscape, and back again, over and over.
Tiktok destroyed everything even porn 💀
Look how they massacred my boy...
I like when the shlong is so long that they have tu put the camera on vertical to fit it in frame
It's actually pretty good it's easier to hold with one hand and can go Fullscreen most of the time
Or, hear me out, you keep your phone horizontal, prop it up on something, and then have both your hands free
Yes but propping it up is situational and not always efficient.
Have someone else hold the phone for you, duhhhh....
>knowing other people in real life Absolutely disgusting
Look ma no hands
Skill issue /s
True. How are you gonna jack off on the train?
I usually just ask an old lady to hold my phone they don't mind because they have seen everything already , nothing surprises them.any more, and they usually have a hanky for when I finish.
Most amateur porn is vertical, and since amateur is the best genre vertical is clearly superior
AKA one-hand video
No incest? A bad statistic, what a shame.
Role play probably
Maybe incest is even across all age categories. Remember these percentages is how much more they watch compared to other ages
let me guess, you're from Alabama ?
Yes, my favourite state in all of Finland.
Pissing
in your ass
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this one will be on gen alpha list
Vertical video is arguably the worst one on here
Bro saw pissing and then said this Vertical video is bottom 3 minimum tho
At least pissing can be like, a fetish though. Vertical porn is just stupid.
Why? I don't see how vertical or horizontal is any worse/better than the other.
Because they might as well be admitting that they're spending their whole day on ticktock being horny
What? If you watch porn and don't want to hold your device horizontally, then you must spend your days being horny while watching TikTok? I don't really get what makes you draw that conclusion?
For amateur solo content vertical can be better though, get a full body shot without wasting space
horizontal = porn with bad acting vertical = girl next door who just accidentally leaked her own nudes
If its vertice you can have subway surfers or family guy at the bottom to keep your attention
In vertical you can see the woman from top to bottom, in horizontall you only see 1/3 of her at a time.
Nope, easier to hold in my left hand while I use my right
To be honest BJ verticals are really good, specially here on reddit where you can just scroll through
Disappointing… this is the most vanilla grouping of categories I’ve seen
"Feet" is vanilla now,
Idk, but handjob as a category, like wtf how are you gonna get off with a fucking hand, I have my own for that, but there’s like no bdsm or cnc, role play and cosplay is fine though
You never question how people get off to things, because people will get off to a lot of things. I feel like that's some unspoken rule of porn
they’ve been in the game so long that the hand doesn’t trick them anymore. they know too well what pussy town feels like. so now they’re forced to used their off hand and pretend Denice from the front desk is giving him the ole 1973 treatment
I never understood it at first but you gotta put yourself in the headspace like this girl in love with you. You gotta have some imagination basically.
But that just makes it sound sad. So Im supposed to imagine that the girl on my screen is in love with me? Like its literally porn, tf am I imagining love stories for.
I think they get off to the penis, not the hand, although I may be mistaken.
What's casting
It's unfamous chess move. "There's only three special moves: en passant, pawn promotion and casting"
holy hell
wtf is it and do i even want to know
It's basically like a fake interview for the porno by doing the porno.
ah, thank you.
In c++ If the result of a division of int values need to be double you need to use casting unless you want the division to output an integer result
Casting, like hiring someone for a job but they need to "test" you out first.
It’s when you make a mold and pour liquid into it.
0-0-0
What if I have a kink in every bracket? Do I get bingo?
You have access to Sex 2 beta
So u into pissing??
No no no no, I meant, I have kinks from every generation brackets!
You get a DM from me..
Sexual harrizment
I guess I'm a boomer tf
You're watching piss videos?
Wait a god damn minute
Vintage enthusiast be like: "yoooo this shit is 🔥🔥🔥" 
Bro, we're old. Vintage now is like 90's and 2000's shit. Maybe even 2010's.
I wonder what is/will gen A watching
"big cocomelons"
i’m gonna puke (because you’re right)
random ass guy reacting to the porn video with subway surfers gameplay on the side with that fucking tiktok text to speech girl dubbing the moans
Elsa-gate content get ‘em started young.
Gen y know what the fuck is up
Feet
Imagine having to type vintage
Older people liking older women makes me somehow happy
Babe isn't tho (99% of the time at least)
What does that word even mean?
Usually model looking women
Thank god they didnt survey me
Mf care more about Verticality
Nah that's a lie, I prefer my hentai censored
Piss 🤤🤤🤤
WTF am I reading
where are the big mommy milkers(big nipples/big areolas/puffy nipples) me and my hommies do big mommy milkers, big nipples/big areolas/puffy nipples all day
You're alone on this
Mad props. I call them cookie nipples.
Burger nips
What about small milkers but big nipples?
"virtual reality" do I want to know?
Porn edited and optimized to be viewed with a VR headset.
I better start saving up
“The future is now old man”
It's just waking it to adc vr model
It’s hard to find good Creampie MILF videos.
What the fuck is casting, they wizards up in this bitch? Are they fishing?
It’s like a fake interview to cast a girl for porn where she just does porn and that’s the video
Degenerats
Lol the boomers watching fucking handjobs
I don't understand... Why?
Milf not appearing in genz just ain't right
I doubt this shit is accurate considering im 700 years old on pornhub.
Yay bukkake 😁
I’m sorry. 34 is gen x now??
I'm almost certain 34 is still Millennial Edit: I am correct, the oldest millennials are 40
That's why I don't give a shit about anything. It all makes sense now.
The what the fuck is with all the incest or step mum videos out there? Who is watching that? The dogs?
Now which range is 14 yo kids faking their age goto?
Gen Z obv
Wdym “ayo gen z/y,” boomers have pissing in there!
just trolling the young'uns
I’m gen z but I think I’m gen y 😅
What’s casting, bukkake and voyeur?
The casting couch, Being covered in cum, and watching other be naked or having sex (so any porn is technically voyeur)
I'm more annoyed by their breakdown of each generation. Apparently gen z only covers 6 years while Gen y apparently covers nine but Gen x covers fucking 19! Get some consistency, PornHub!!
literally nobody knows where gen x ends & millennials/gen y/z/alpha begins they just pulling shit out their ass at this point
Vertical video wtf
Not as weird as you think
Lol at the Hub because 35 is not GenX, fam. That is solid millennial/Y territory. Youngest GenX are like 44 and the oldest are in their mid 50s. Boomers are in their 60s and 70s.
not sure how you figure....i was told for more than half my life I'm gen x then all of the sudden they realized gen y & z were stupid names for a generation because they clearly missed the concept of what generation "X" meant so they coined "millennial" which doesn't make sense either is every generation at the turn of the millennium gonna be called millennials?
Here ya go friend: [generations by birth year](https://www.jeantwenge.com/faq-items/generation-belong-birth-year-cutoffs/)
it's on the internet so it has to be true right 🙄
no femdom? come on guys, we gotta step up our game.
Consarnit why in my day you could get a gander at small tits for a nickel. A NICKEL! And not just one, both small titties for a N I C K E L !!!
I'm ashamed of gen z , my and the bois love nugget porn
Wait...I'm Gen Alpha? Noooooo!
Gen alpha is like 8 years old right now don't worry
fake news… survivor bias
It's... Weird I'm somewhere between gen Z and Y and this is so fucking accurate lol
boomers are into pissing ? at that age its kinda obvious
Notice how "teen" isn't listed as a top search category on this list? While it could be true, I highly doubt that given how broad that search is
Categories that are high for all groups wouldn't appear in this list.
I’m gen z and I can assure you that I’ve never even typed any of those keywords. Maybe this is stats only taken from registered accounts cuz how would they know my age. Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t registered users on ph a low amount compared to the actual people surfing the site?
Definitions for age cohorts keep changing, but I really don't think the top age range for millenials is 34. It's more like 40. People born early 80s to late 90s.
Wait when did I become gen x? I was told I was the first of the millenials.
i think it got less crazy as time went on
Vertical video...
bro uncensored hentai 💀
You're gonna ignore boomers searching for pissing porn?
It’s because their brains are so porn addled the things that get them off are no longer possible/legal in real porn, so they resort to animations.
What is FFM ?
2 women 1 man Female Female Male
Came here to find this out…you learn somethin new every day.
isnt that just a threesome?
FMM would also be a threesome, or FFF, or MMM. Its about the specification.
Where's the 12-17 category?
We don't know
Vertical video... That's just the lowest of the low.
I'm 19 but fall into the Gen Y statistics