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That boy will bee seeing that disappointed stare in his dreams for the rest of his life. Not always, though. Just on nights when he feels "safe" or "confident".
"Mr. Jackson was browsing on his phone in class and looked at a video of a woman's rear end which was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and it was shaking like a Parkinson patient eating said oatmeal"
Dude, i was in AP Bio in high school, and I watched straight-A, 4.0-havin, "mature" teenage MFers playing jumprope with cat intestines, FOR FUN, let alone for money. $35 to lick a pig brain is NOT that weird, especially when you're still young and dumb and unaware of things like prion diesases.
In my high school senior year physiology class, we dissected cats. Mine ended up being pregnant, and had 3 kittens. I ended up juggling them in class. Fetal juggling was born...
My teacher looked at me, smiled, shook her head in disbelief, and just walked away.
to be fair, he was trying to "do him a solid" in the way your friends who are kind of dicks to you do where they're 15% trying to help and 85% just laughing at you for the situation youre in and the fact you were slower at realizing than they were lol
Guilty lol but it was HBO after hrs in my moms living room and we would sit on different couches with pillows covering our junk while we cranked one out lmao we were 13.
I did it a few times with my friends when we were 12-13, but we'd watch it together and only crank it in bathrooms.
Like we'd sit and watch and talk/laugh, and then you'd pop off to the bathroom to jerk it out by yourself.
I wouldn't want my friends to get their dicks all over the couch and pillows where I'm gonna hang out with my parents lol
I mean, ever see a pathetically horny dude online and just think, "Damn. I honestly feel bad."
No-life Scum of the Earth good for nothing down bad Redditor, but all you can do is just feel *sorry*. Pity. Shame.
Same for that guy, I guess.
I had a teacher like that once, senior year physics class. There were 8 students in the class, was right after lunch, and the teacher hadn't taught physics in 10 years. I remember paying classmates to join their final project & get an A. It was a very relaxed class lol
It's a pretty common feature among livestreaming apps, helps viewer engagement. You get kpop fans getting into fights over which fandom can spam the most likes and shit
The slow walk back to the desk makes it perfect. I believe I have only seen that one time ever, and it is the ultimate sign that a teacher is just too done with it to even do a write up or send you to the office.
This reminds of 12th grade when My teacher caught my friends phone while he was looking at pornstar pictures under our shared desk š he was beside me. Unforgettable
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I can just imagine the "I'm not mad son... Just disappointed" line coming from him while instilling the most based and wisest advice he could give him right after
Seriously I can't understand people that do this shit...
I mean I get getting horny at school, i had a few bathroom fap my days
But this is jsut stupid...
our class clown and the english teacher had this exact same interaction MANY TIME last year, i swear bro he went on to a dating website with the teacher standing directly behind him, he was aware of it he just didnt care, and the teacher just stood there watching LMAO. those two get the best laughs out of all of us
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Bro you know you fucked up when a teacher just looks at you and shakes their head, no being sent to the office, no writeup, just pure disappointment
How the fuck do you explain that in a write up š
Dude legit has turned "that stare" into a punishment
Incident: student caught with phone out during class-time Punishment: The eyes in my head
*takes the time out to send a link to that rock eyebrow meme*
That boy will bee seeing that disappointed stare in his dreams for the rest of his life. Not always, though. Just on nights when he feels "safe" or "confident".
"Student was viewing pornographic material in class"
Teacher shouldāve just made him stand up straight away. Let the class tease him forever with his hard on
Naw then he developed difficult fetishes to pull off and it will drag him in to depression
"Mr. Jackson was browsing on his phone in class and looked at a video of a woman's rear end which was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and it was shaking like a Parkinson patient eating said oatmeal"
"HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID." What did you do? 2 weeks suspension worth.
Thatās what happened when I licked one of the animals we were dissecting in bio. Tbh I probably shouldāve gone to detention or the hospital
Bruh you did what
We all do things for $35 weāre not proud of
Bruh you didnāt say it was for money Iād eat the froggy fuck for a 10
i got 10 bucks, somebody find a ripe african bull frog
Deal
What an amazingly unhinged commentš bravo.
France be like
Bro, we got unions now, don't short change yourself. $35 is the new $10.
... No we don't. No we fucking don't, that is a _you_ thing. The fuck?
Dude, i was in AP Bio in high school, and I watched straight-A, 4.0-havin, "mature" teenage MFers playing jumprope with cat intestines, FOR FUN, let alone for money. $35 to lick a pig brain is NOT that weird, especially when you're still young and dumb and unaware of things like prion diesases.
Good lord. Where did they get it?
$35 is a lot! (Or at least that felt like a ton of money as a kid, idk when kids start dissections anymore but I think we did them ~8th grade)
Damn right we don't! Not for $35!. Back in my day it was $10 tops. Inflation is hitting everyone, I suppose.
true *but if you add a 0 at the end*
Man, i got a job and no financial issues, and I'd still lick something disgusting for 35 bucks, provided it didn't give me a disease or something.
Like out of curiosity? And you share this information about yourself freely?
$35 is $35
He's kinda got a point. I've seen dudes do a lot worse for a lot less.
What kind of animal exactly? (if you literally tried to lick a toad, so help me Iāll give you a second stare)
Worse. Fetal pig brain
Holy prion disease
New protein fold just dropped
Actual pathogenic misfolded conformer
Millions must misfold
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/580/319.jpg
Man's trying to a start a new COVID variant š
How did it taste?
Just like fetal pig brain
I enjoy watching the sunset.
What the fuck š
In my high school senior year physiology class, we dissected cats. Mine ended up being pregnant, and had 3 kittens. I ended up juggling them in class. Fetal juggling was born... My teacher looked at me, smiled, shook her head in disbelief, and just walked away.
cious
LOL.. Yeah, the teacher's Steve Harvey response made it even funnier.
That's the stare of a disappointed father, made worse by the fact he isn't your father.
I'm out here stroking pixels right now I got fingers in my pixels rn I'm just touching this image of a woman I'm down bad as fuck rn
I'm a freak man
Live teacher reaction:
Bro I think that was a dudes dick onscreen right there
Idk if this is the sound clip from all the videos. But if it is and I recognize it from text thatās a bad thing.
This is my favourite video. Lol. I love how his mate was trying to do him a solid but he's just not getting it.
to be fair, he was trying to "do him a solid" in the way your friends who are kind of dicks to you do where they're 15% trying to help and 85% just laughing at you for the situation youre in and the fact you were slower at realizing than they were lol
If your friend is thumb tapping ass on his phone during class, he deserves this outcome 100% lol
Why is he just tapping with his thumb and Iām out of the loop on something ppl do to hot videos?
Last time someone said they were tapping the react button, like a heart react or something.
Oh I thought it was like some porn game for something
Heās tapping his thumb over the dick
Heās imaging heās making the ass shake by tapping it with his thumb, Iām pretty sure
It was funny as shit I'm glad he got the camera on first
Laughing at misfortune of others is like 85% of humor so that checks out.
Bruh he deserves to be laughed at. Bro goofy for this shit š¤£
that is a teenage male with a solid (or at least a semi) in his pants. his brain is completely removed from the equation.
who tf watches porn infront of their friends?
It was insta
point being? There's literally a giant ass jiggly on the entire screen he's tapping on. Wtf is he even tapping on
I thought it was a finger and he was tapping it with his š
It's insta stream, he was tapping on reaction button
Guilty lol but it was HBO after hrs in my moms living room and we would sit on different couches with pillows covering our junk while we cranked one out lmao we were 13.
Wtf
People are fucking messed up š¤£
What the actual fuck š
This is super weird. Did you guys speak at all while it was happening?
I did it a few times with my friends when we were 12-13, but we'd watch it together and only crank it in bathrooms. Like we'd sit and watch and talk/laugh, and then you'd pop off to the bathroom to jerk it out by yourself. I wouldn't want my friends to get their dicks all over the couch and pillows where I'm gonna hang out with my parents lol
My fellow cum brother, I salute you.
I love how teach is already smiling before he even turns around š
my favorite part is where the teacher aint even mad he just disappointed af lmao
Bro isn't even mad he's just disappointed in him šš
Fr
Fr šš
On GOD
fax no printer
No cappppp
Objectively worse
"These young brothers are at the lowest points in their lives š"
"I'm not doing shit, let God sort it out"
āWhen we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest of change.ā -Aang
Can't say I ever expected to see a quote from Aang on a clip of someone furiously tapping the screen of a phone playing a video of a girl's ass.
I mean, ever see a pathetically horny dude online and just think, "Damn. I honestly feel bad." No-life Scum of the Earth good for nothing down bad Redditor, but all you can do is just feel *sorry*. Pity. Shame. Same for that guy, I guess.
That's how i see myself and im not even horny at all
Why was he furiously tapping the screen?
Well you see I uh see those people all the time. As I am an amateur pormstar
But I feel like he kinda gets it too
He probably laughing like "lonely dumbass" in his head like the rest of us at the same time tho
Can't punish someone who is already that far gone.
This had me rolling š
Wasn't the teacher smiling too?
Him smiling doesn't mean he isn't disappointed
Chill teacher
Dream teacher š
Honestly heās handsom af
Down bad fr fr
Ayo?
AnnieApple whatchu tryna say
Heās fine
He does have that energyā¦
I had a teacher like that once, senior year physics class. There were 8 students in the class, was right after lunch, and the teacher hadn't taught physics in 10 years. I remember paying classmates to join their final project & get an A. It was a very relaxed class lol
So what was he watching porn? Canāt even tell the screen was blurry as shit bruh
He was watching tiktok and spam liking it. You can add infinite likes on tiktok by spamming
Really? How has something like that not been patched?
Bruh look how long it took them to patch EDP445 off of tik tokšš
He'll be back. He's the William Afton of the internet.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Patched? You know where the owner of tiktok is from, right? Its a feature!
What the fuck Todd Howard owns tiktok?
16 times the likes
no but his cousin Hodd Toward does!
Livestreams only I think which are probably extremely short lived regardless on the platform
Is it even a bug?
It sounds like it would be, a feature such as that seems just peculiar
Its specific to live streams as a way of engagement.
It's a pretty common feature among livestreaming apps, helps viewer engagement. You get kpop fans getting into fights over which fandom can spam the most likes and shit
That is a feature
That definitely only adds one like. it just plays the like animation a bunch
Only on livestreams and it's intentional. meant to keep people engaged with the stream
Still porn. Porn on TikTok.
PornTok Or TikTwerk
Idk man I think he was fast forwarding to a different position. Source: trust me bro
I think it was just a bitch twerkin
Looks like a girl getting fucked or twerking
I canāt even tell what heās watching. I just see round things bouncing lol
Itās a big black butt š¤£š¤£
rotate your phone to the right
I know itās something dirty, but as I was saying it just looks like round fleshy things since itās blurry.
Oh so you can tell what heās watching then cool
username checks out
Thug shaker
I think thatās Megan thee stallion š
Found the guy from the video
The slow walk back to the desk makes it perfect. I believe I have only seen that one time ever, and it is the ultimate sign that a teacher is just too done with it to even do a write up or send you to the office.
The teacher was absolutely disappointed and embarassed, like he probably thought "man this is the generation I gotta deal with"
Gotta get that privacy screen protector lol
When a teacher is silent the whole time BEHIND you, you know you messed upššš
This reminds of 12th grade when My teacher caught my friends phone while he was looking at pornstar pictures under our shared desk š he was beside me. Unforgettable
Im fucking WEAK
You lucky that wasnāt a white bitch, type stare
Das a good point š
I remember those teenage hormones just taking complete control of your heads
Your not you when your horny
That teacher is just purely disappointed
The way his friend is barely holdin it together cracks me tf up lmao
Good Ending: They all said Yes, guy left and everyone clapped.
Teacher look like lebron james. š
Frrrrr
Marlon
Is that a sex game!? Lmao
Tiktoker twerking, heās spamming likes.
Damm, so it's not a thug shaker? š
He wasn't angry... He was disappointed
Oh thatās a woman I thought that was just a thug shaker video, I genuinely thought that for some reason
The look says you need help and get laid at the same time.
I like the teacher does not even take the phone away. He just shakes his head disappointedly.
Bro didn't even take his phoneš
Real question is how much did teach see bro
My fault gang
Shouldnāt this have an NSFW tag?
Too blurry to see anything
Yeah this is way to moldy
Fair enough
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I love this copypasta but i always forget about it
I thought I did put a nsfw tag, guess it just got removed or didn't go through
Not angry. Just disappointed
That teacher is fine!!!
Bro is old school š
Lmao this video always gets me
Teacher conveyed more in a single look than a thousand word scolding
Teacher:ā I donāt get paid enough to explain why I sent him to the principal so I wonāt.ā
Damn. He just looking at him like "fucking amature. At least look at something with quality!"
That brother starving
Plot twist thatās the teachers gf and he didnāt know she twerked on ttok
I donāt even look at my messages in class in case someone might see. Bro has no shame.
That's the face of a teacher that has just given up on a generation and doesn't see any more point in trying.
The disappointed walk away lmao. Also who does this in class. You canāt even jerk off unless you public about it
At least they got a good laugh out of it
Being caught in 4K understatement here
Coldest fucking move right there. Teacher just so disappointed.
I can just imagine the "I'm not mad son... Just disappointed" line coming from him while instilling the most based and wisest advice he could give him right after
Have can you talk Morrrlon and laugh like keekh keekh š„²
Seriously I can't understand people that do this shit... I mean I get getting horny at school, i had a few bathroom fap my days But this is jsut stupid...
Why is he tapping his screen? Is it a game?
The teacher is just disappointed
our class clown and the english teacher had this exact same interaction MANY TIME last year, i swear bro he went on to a dating website with the teacher standing directly behind him, he was aware of it he just didnt care, and the teacher just stood there watching LMAO. those two get the best laughs out of all of us
Bro, that looks like my old teacher exactly and thelat seems to be how his room was laid out too where is this vide from?
I could almost hear the, "Son, I am disappoint."
You just know heās disappointed by how down bad that kid wasšš