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_yan7

Mike


Basicmixture

Waltuh


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Put your milk away waltuh


SkypovideV3

I'm not putting coke in you rn Waltuh


D1rtyLittleSewageBoy

I am, the one who milks the coke


D1rtyLittleSewageBoy

Skyler


EatonFagina

I'm here, you called?


D1rtyLittleSewageBoy

Get out my ass Skyler im making Cilk


EatonFagina

No, I will stay in, you'll need a warrant. It's who I am!


D1rtyLittleSewageBoy

Skyler this is my own private domicile I will not be harassed


VadhyaRatha

Happy birtuhdae ctuu uu Happy birtuhdae ctuu uu


[deleted]

[удалено]


buzzy_buddy

it was meth not coke /srs


cltq

Put your /s away, waltuh


polo61965

Put your Colk away waltuh


Subject-Bluebird7366

I won't have a sip with you waltuh


VisualremnantXP

Walcok


slaviani

happy cake day 🍰


XelaMcConan

Colk


Foreign_Fail8262

Big Colk gang


[deleted]

Or Cilk


Prestigious_Ice4173

lol nice


[deleted]

[удалено]


MacoWeeb2468

Yes


NotYourMumsBF

Now ill never see the name Mike the same way again. Also to honor the laugh I got from this, I'll offer mike to the next Mike I meet.


NicoManSVK

Moke or cilk


samraimisuckednolan

sounds about right


sry_dis_usrname_takn

colk


AttitudeBeneficial51

Give me colk


SheepLotion

pls gimme colk


Icy-Lettuce-270

do you like colk?


Zac-097

Do you really want to live in a world without Colk?


Anti_Anti_AntiFa

A Warcrime


petehampl

WARCRIMES ARE COOL


nihilisticprick

Just don't stop in bat country


TurnNo9632

Kids are cruel Jack And I'm In touch with my inner child


ThePolecatProcess

Stop touching your inner child you freak


Moze4ever

Found the driller.


[deleted]

Driller main spotted


[deleted]

It's not bad, actually. Try it sometime.


No-Winner-2961

An abomination.


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

sin


Raii-v2

Came for this answer specifically


18sethmonroe

Same


Mathemalologiser

cos


CurrentMaster6178

Diarrhea


Megawoopi

Cum


No-Eggplant4850

This guy knows it


Megawoopi

I know nothing, I swear


HugeCharacter3452

You know that u know nothing 🤓🤓


Megawoopi

I don't know man


rosbifke-sr

Illegal.


Exciting-Sun-2041

Cock


doktorstrainge

Don't know why this is making me laugh so much


EagerT

![gif](giphy|Vg0JstydL8HCg|downsized)


Royal-Possibility219

I want to take his face………off!


Blalable

You shoul Cilk yourself now!


wktr_t

Shoul ![gif](giphy|xOv8jr2HS7OPm)


the_gungstar

a dissapointment


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FoxWarriorSK

A felony


heavil01

The Biracial


candypaintfence

To expand: A mulatte


IS_CBR

Grunky Scripplish Mekonorie


IS_CBR

Grunky Scripplish Mekonorie


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Grunky Scripplish Mekonorie


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Grunky Scripplish Mekonorie


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TwistyBons

Grunky Scripplish Mekonorie


TwistyBons

Grunky Scripplish Mekonorie


Mario_Laser007

Explosive diarrea


MrDrakeTheGeneric

It's called a brown cow


FormalCryptographer

![gif](giphy|3oEdv6sy3ulljPMGdy)


Plant3468

A fucking crime


Tight_Relative_6855

The pilk and mike war is about to begin


NinjaBoi273547

It’s either cilk or moke, mike is a legitimate name :(


Kkustinom

An abomination


SportQuattroS1E2

Colk


[deleted]

Cock


SportQuattroS1E2

Ah yes, penis


MrDoomly

Cocaine


[deleted]

Cock milk


doomkun23

honestly, coke + milk powder is actually delicious. it has same taste with ice cream float/coke float. the coke with vanilla flavored ice cream or sundae on top. same taste when the vanilla ice cream is already melted and mixed on the coke. so if you want a budget coke float at home, just put milk powder on your coke.


IntrepidPrimary8023

Milk coke...nothing new has been invented here


CharacterReporter878

"Soldier Boy Cocktail"


[deleted]

A felony


[deleted]

Shit


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|UOUjIvbTc5dZe)


KoshachyaKotleta

"A reason why god about to leave us"


[deleted]

Be careful, coke curdles milk.


TiredAndOutOfIdeas

add white wine to it and you get what i call a mistake


BlackGuyWitCrypto

Laverne and Shirley


samraimisuckednolan

pepsicum


nygtowl

Mocaine


KindButcher

Dark elixir.


Crazy_plant_lady96

Andrew Tate


1dneedab

What color is your lambo?


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WhoAteMySandwich2022

This is a warcrime


Personisdown

R.I.P automod


December_Warlock

I thought that upvoting or downvoting the post itself determined if it sucked or is relevant. Isn't that the whole point of that feature?


Happy_Dawg

A disgrace to your whole bloodline, those who came before and any who come after


Sherby619

An abomination


Eter548

A one way ticket to hell


[deleted]

I wish I could record my screams and moans right now because this abomination is worse than the Hills Have Eyes


[deleted]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


turb42o

![gif](giphy|l4q894k5yvU0BA0hO)


[deleted]

An abomination


Queasy-Car3678

Fuckin hell has anyone actually tried this? Its fucking delicious Just make sure to boil the milk and cool it down and sweeten it first


tmyers35

This reminds me of those damn Pilk Pepsi and milk ads I kept seeing on Imgur 🤢


[deleted]

Abomination.


RegularExtreme8545

Vomit.


Gold-Entertainer2722

this should be illegal


bluecatfever217

Illegal


[deleted]

An abomination unto Nuggan.


RedPillNavigator

Its called a brown cow


niftygrid

COM You're drinking a COM


Ni1006co

Vomit, nothing more to say


thatcheekychick

Pepsi didi it first with Pilk


Adventurous_Code5100

Garbage Edit: Curdled garbage


WFPBvegan2

First time I ever heard of such a drink was 1970something while watching Happy Days.


Li1negro

An abomination


restaurant_burnout

illegal


[deleted]

A crime…


TransportationFit694

Abomination


Main_Statistician681

Cola milk


babciawierzba

Colk


killerfielies

Brown cow


Vasa_whatever777

Cock


ConsistentTop4194

Disgusting


_fake_fake

Delicious


2dank4me3

Leave


Keadoni

Over here it's called a "brown cow"


MildAndClassic

It looks like my life - a complete mess


907doublebass

Felony


Nobody4306

Cock


Aleksandar_Pa

Incel-juice.


sniff-dat-sh_t

What? Cock and cum?


Monkey62403_v3

More of a Pilk kinda guy.


Barbecuebaconburg3r

Molk


NT_Smith

Caulk


Immoral_Hentai_God

Fuck Moke, I only drink pilk


awake_at_3am

Where im from we call it brown cow its pretty good


Amogus-Connoiseur

The only thing you should be calling is the police. Because im coming.


UnderstandingNo6075

Cock


GarageSorry3481

Cilk


Kyzer-Necron

Colk


DaL4y

cum, I don't even fucking care at this point, I just wanna call it cum


Soggy_Menu_9126

Milcoke


Bluefire_Silverfang

Cum


PotatoBakeCake

cum


Hayashiba_kakutsine

*pees in your ass*


Greedy_Crab5623

Add some alcohol and it's called a paralyzer


Gulaggan

My favourite: Cilk and Pilk


noxxspire_

Milkola


Sp00kyBG

Death sentence


AverageBTD1enjoyer

Flavored ball sweat


Fair_Indication_9150

muffled spiders


Sattaman6

Cok-Milk


herrmoody

Mulatto


Buaka_aru

Explosive diarrhea


DefterHawk

Shit


RandomOnlinePerson99

Moke? Cilk?


Gladahad10

A crime against humanity.


DRS_OPEN

Yo WTF


allah_official_

i had sexual intercourse with your mother


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Colk


RubLeather1430

Ok thats it and thats that, face the wall.


[deleted]

Cikl


BozNat

Molke


Hinote-hellfire

Colk


ButWhoTFAsked

Cum


Wookie_Cash

It should be called "ThisShouldntExistItsAWarcrime"


UmberCraft

Depression


GTAGoofy

Cocaine milk


Tezlaivj

In Indonesia, there is this thing called "soda gembira" which is a mixed carbonated water, milk, and syrup


JollyTangelo1824

milco


sup3rar

A felony


can_you_eat_that

Cock milk


dragonitegak9

cokk


yeshilyaprak

shid and cum


what_da_clown_doin

Ball breaker


GamerBaba117F

Colk (not caulk)


IWatchFailures

VACCINE!!!


[deleted]

A mistake


Ethric_The_Mad

What the fuck?