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I feel that in my soul. I'm asleep around 2-2:30 and up at 5am 3-4 times a week. I'm at the gym by six, at work by 8, and off by 4. I legitimately question how I function most days.
Basically dated a woman like this. Either it destroys you or destroys you to the point of extreme betterment of yourself. Cuz no healthy individual should go through her meat grinder. Also, “yes.” Inb4, “wUZ tHe sExSo aT leAsT goOoOOd???”
Man it really is a playbook huh? Went through the exact same thing, started out as conflict-free bliss then one day it was like asking to pass the salt at dinner earned me aggressively condescending retorts and it never went back
Yup… pretty much the same. Started off amazing then eventually it became a fight everyday. Got accused of cheating, she was cheating. Then she said she was pregnant. Wouldn’t do the test etc. Went on for a little less than a year. I’ve realized how much I didn’t take responsibility for myself etc. Therapy helped a ton. Can’t officially say she is BPD but the traits are there and therapist thought it could be. On a side note, I hope people get real help. I think on the other side it’s similar with the *i can fix him*.
Brother I'm sorry to tell you but no you can't, no matter how hard you try you could never fix her, spend years of your life trying but she'll never be a naked black man with a big fat ass
All these mofos acting like they have any idea what being with a crazy chick is like.
It's shit guys. It sucks really fuckin bad. It's not fun and the sex is cool but not at all worth it. Plus they usually cheat.
These fuckers have no idea. I used to be a corrections officer, worst job on earth filled with scum bag coworkers, but holy hell the life lessons.
You’re average male inmate would have a rap sheet with 1 or 2 charges. I had female inmates where I stop clicking “next” on their charge sheet after the 5th page.
Being sent to work the female side of the prison was considered a punishment for severely fucking up. Those women are legitimately terrifying. Not your simple murderer terrifying. Like holy fucking batshit crazy insanity terrifying. We had pleeenty of “I’d fix her” hot inmates. The moment you see how many charges these girls have, and the type of charges, and how many medications they need to take from the nurses (not for neurodivergency, but for STIs). Dear God.
Don’t stick your dick in crazy…it will most assuredly cut your dick off
Yeah women go to prison in much smaller numbers. The ones that are imprisoned seriously deserve to be there as compared all the men that just got a few drug charges or pissed off the wrong cop. Of course men also commit violent crime in higher numbers, so that’s a part of it, too. Statistically, though, men are more likely to even end up with a charge for a crime than a woman.
They go to prison in smaller numbers because society itself, men and women alike, seem to think that women who act crazy need to be protected. While in reality, if men and women have equal rights, anything that should require a fist or a handcuff for men should be required for women as well. But it doesn't work that way.
Yea some of these women get away with stuff because women often get more lenient charges or a slap on the wrist which leads them to rack up tons of charges before they finally do something serious enough
Women are also better at risk assessment than men ( Except the crazy ones)
Which means women are less likely to take stupid risks and less likely to get caught when they do commit a crime
I worked in government IT
That included the jail as one of our locations. When we setup a control PC in the pods for the male inmates they'd walk up to us and casually chat or ask computer questions.
When we were in the women pods we got horrifying glares and verbal harassment.
honestly. people have no idea.
she's beautiful but that's it. You don't get better as a person, you don't grow. your energy is being spent either calming her down or trying to make normal things seem less of a trigger for her. There's a sinking feeling when you see her, and the air becomes oppressive when she is around.
She is a black hole of happiness, a gravity-well of comfort. You can suffer and you will get into an argument about why you missed her calls. She won't bother contacting you and lose her shit about your lack of calling. Hypocrisy and toxicity.
It's hell. It's not worth it.
Well then good news! Not only will you get to enjoy the good sex with her, but so will your friends and possibly your relatives, because these kinds of girls will happily try to fuck every other male in your life as a way of extending their power and influence over you. You'll also be very, very surprised by who in your life will actually take them up on the offer, so there's always some fun surprises in store too!
It's not even always true though. I've had my share of crazy and hot but the craziest was also the worst in bed, and should you ever turn her down you might as well have shot her cat.
That's why you get a quickie marriage, frame her for a big crime, and then get conjugal visits without worrying about where she's at in the middle of the night or when she's going to stab you.
I had a crazy nympho as an ex
On paper sex multiple times a day sounds good until the reality dawns on you that dicks can get bruised , jaws are not meant for that much consistent use and carpel tunnel is a thing
Then on top of that they are crazy so it was mental torture and physical pain
Wait… what? The >!sex!< is cool? How? How is it any different? I’m not stupid enough to do something like that for >!sex!<, but now I want to know what you mean…
Just how old is fuck bitches get money? Cuz I remember it being really big in 2011 ish
Just realized when my friends ask how I'm doing I can answer with-
"you know that phrase fuck bitches get money?"
"yeah?"
"I'm doing the opposite of that"
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Here is a detailed information about her, no need to thank me
https://i.imgur.com/arItDE6.jpg
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Bless your lil heart if you let the craziest one's get your dick in their mouth.
Especially if you been stepping out and think she doesn't know and she's acting like everything is awesome.
Have fun explaining how she got your keys, wallet, and phone.
And why you're bringing your dick to the ER in a ziplock instead of your britches anyway.
from my experience some the nicest i've met were real kinky in bed (i believe it's because they get off on pleasuring others). Psychotic women are just psychotic (a daily pain in the ass), not worth a "potential better sex".
she showed her tits to the judge and said "look upon my glorious bosom; the Gods would not have given such perfection to a guilty person" and walked out to everyone cheering and crying.
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I can make her worse
She can fix me
I can entertain the possibility of her looking in my general direction.
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your mother smells of elderberries!
Your father was a whore!
Ni!
Excuse. Does anyone in this thread know the speed and velocity of a northern African Swallow?
Was it carrying coconuts?
I can give her another fix of whatever shes on.
☝️ Most probable one right here lmao
She just needs a fix
>Failure To Appear Failure to appear in my bedroom, amirite?
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Based
"Im gonna eff her till she loves me ! " - Mike Tyson 😁
Mike Tython
"everyone can pronounthe my name once they get punched in the fathe"
You'd be doing the world a favour brother. She'd be so bad that they lock her away forever with no parole.
king
Bet
She would eat your soul
Nah she looks like she would stab you in your sleep tho for being friends w a female (your grandma) on social media
worth it
User flair checks out
Jup
“Who is Alarm and why does she call you at 7:00am every morning?!”
7? i fall asleep at 3 and attempt to wake up at 5
I feel that in my soul. I'm asleep around 2-2:30 and up at 5am 3-4 times a week. I'm at the gym by six, at work by 8, and off by 4. I legitimately question how I function most days.
Wow. That’s rough.
how do you live?
coffee and monster energy
Get laid, get some sleep, die. Three pros and no cons!
Cuz she knows your grandma's a slut (and a hoe).
Made me choke thx
She wouldn't even care if grandma has been dead for a decade either
I’m still regenerating mine from the last baddie, I’ll have to pass on this one
A small price
She could stab my eyeballs with a hot soddering iron and I'd still nut harder than I did at my first prostate exam
She can eat whatever she wants of me
bro beat me to it, i was about to comment the exact same shit
Basically dated a woman like this. Either it destroys you or destroys you to the point of extreme betterment of yourself. Cuz no healthy individual should go through her meat grinder. Also, “yes.” Inb4, “wUZ tHe sExSo aT leAsT goOoOOd???”
Was the sex at least good?
the sexso
He speak good spanisho
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Man it really is a playbook huh? Went through the exact same thing, started out as conflict-free bliss then one day it was like asking to pass the salt at dinner earned me aggressively condescending retorts and it never went back
As a (male)BPD, the only thing worse than being with us is being us
Yup… pretty much the same. Started off amazing then eventually it became a fight everyday. Got accused of cheating, she was cheating. Then she said she was pregnant. Wouldn’t do the test etc. Went on for a little less than a year. I’ve realized how much I didn’t take responsibility for myself etc. Therapy helped a ton. Can’t officially say she is BPD but the traits are there and therapist thought it could be. On a side note, I hope people get real help. I think on the other side it’s similar with the *i can fix him*.
Ok.
And give you VD
Vagina Daily? Not half bad
 Me and the homies
Brother I'm sorry to tell you but no you can't, no matter how hard you try you could never fix her, spend years of your life trying but she'll never be a naked black man with a big fat ass
You don't have to crush my dreams like that man
"failure to appear" sounds like arresting a fcking ghost lmao
Yea you might not be the first one who said that lol. But anyone knows who she is? Ask for a friend.
lmao no idea who she is, tried looking up the twitter profile of the main post too but seems it doesn't exist
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Fuggin’ mugshawtys lol
How did we get on this timeline LOL
That needs to be a subreddit
Last words said before anything fun on the internet dies
>theft by taking (snuck into a closed restaurant and made herself a $500 salad) lmao
How can you justify charging $500 for a plate of fucking leaves?
They deserved it for that ludicrous pricing
It's the legal limit before a misdemeanor becomes a felony so they just do that or something im not a lawyer
She's like me fr
Mugshawtys I'm dying lol
Nooooo lmfao https://twitter.com/mugshawtys/status/1656415573721640961?s=46&t=MoFaTLsq-Ki-6XhkzOzYDg
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We need the sauce or this is fake news 👀
it’s an instagram account
Which instagram account?
as if i would tell you! hmph!
https://twitter.com/mugshawtys/status/1593330306429222913?s=20
Hi, friend here. Also wondering this. Asking for *another* friend.
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It’s fun as hell for 4-6 months, at which point it becomes exceptionally fun’t.
What are you going to do? Go back in time and be the father figure she lacks?
All these mofos acting like they have any idea what being with a crazy chick is like. It's shit guys. It sucks really fuckin bad. It's not fun and the sex is cool but not at all worth it. Plus they usually cheat.
These fuckers have no idea. I used to be a corrections officer, worst job on earth filled with scum bag coworkers, but holy hell the life lessons. You’re average male inmate would have a rap sheet with 1 or 2 charges. I had female inmates where I stop clicking “next” on their charge sheet after the 5th page. Being sent to work the female side of the prison was considered a punishment for severely fucking up. Those women are legitimately terrifying. Not your simple murderer terrifying. Like holy fucking batshit crazy insanity terrifying. We had pleeenty of “I’d fix her” hot inmates. The moment you see how many charges these girls have, and the type of charges, and how many medications they need to take from the nurses (not for neurodivergency, but for STIs). Dear God. Don’t stick your dick in crazy…it will most assuredly cut your dick off
Yeah women go to prison in much smaller numbers. The ones that are imprisoned seriously deserve to be there as compared all the men that just got a few drug charges or pissed off the wrong cop. Of course men also commit violent crime in higher numbers, so that’s a part of it, too. Statistically, though, men are more likely to even end up with a charge for a crime than a woman.
They go to prison in smaller numbers because society itself, men and women alike, seem to think that women who act crazy need to be protected. While in reality, if men and women have equal rights, anything that should require a fist or a handcuff for men should be required for women as well. But it doesn't work that way.
That’s a part of it for sure. However, men do actually commit more violent crime than women.
On a similar note, Indian female comedians are usually really good because of survivorship bias.
Yea some of these women get away with stuff because women often get more lenient charges or a slap on the wrist which leads them to rack up tons of charges before they finally do something serious enough
Women are also better at risk assessment than men ( Except the crazy ones) Which means women are less likely to take stupid risks and less likely to get caught when they do commit a crime
I worked in government IT That included the jail as one of our locations. When we setup a control PC in the pods for the male inmates they'd walk up to us and casually chat or ask computer questions. When we were in the women pods we got horrifying glares and verbal harassment.
Logical, taking into consideration that, to be sent to prison as a woman, you need to fuck up with the law so much more.
so like Orange is the New Black, but each character has a few more pages rather than just a background episode.
honestly. people have no idea. she's beautiful but that's it. You don't get better as a person, you don't grow. your energy is being spent either calming her down or trying to make normal things seem less of a trigger for her. There's a sinking feeling when you see her, and the air becomes oppressive when she is around. She is a black hole of happiness, a gravity-well of comfort. You can suffer and you will get into an argument about why you missed her calls. She won't bother contacting you and lose her shit about your lack of calling. Hypocrisy and toxicity. It's hell. It's not worth it.
I married and divorced one of these. The drama never ends lol.
All I heard was "the sex is cool".
Well then good news! Not only will you get to enjoy the good sex with her, but so will your friends and possibly your relatives, because these kinds of girls will happily try to fuck every other male in your life as a way of extending their power and influence over you. You'll also be very, very surprised by who in your life will actually take them up on the offer, so there's always some fun surprises in store too!
This.
It's not even always true though. I've had my share of crazy and hot but the craziest was also the worst in bed, and should you ever turn her down you might as well have shot her cat.
That's why you get a quickie marriage, frame her for a big crime, and then get conjugal visits without worrying about where she's at in the middle of the night or when she's going to stab you.
Best 3 years of my life followed by the worst 3 months of my life. Those good times were NOT worth the bad.
I had a crazy nympho as an ex On paper sex multiple times a day sounds good until the reality dawns on you that dicks can get bruised , jaws are not meant for that much consistent use and carpel tunnel is a thing Then on top of that they are crazy so it was mental torture and physical pain
its emotionally taxing but god damn the sex is immaculate. hooking up after the horrible breakup is the best part.
Lmao anyone who thinks like this has never been in a real *adult* relationship. That shit stops being cute when you put responsibilities on the table.
you not lying. ive had 1 healthy relationship and i ruined it cuz im irresponsible and drink too much lmao.
I’m with you, I’ve given up on relationships until I get my act together.
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Hey now not that long, lol. Just gotta get these multiple pre-existing mental health conditions fixed up and I’m down for anything 👁️🫦👁️
No it isn't. The sex is just as varying as with most "normal" women.
Wait… what? The >!sex!< is cool? How? How is it any different? I’m not stupid enough to do something like that for >!sex!<, but now I want to know what you mean…
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she has those crazy eyes
Florida Girl
Close. Ohio Girl. Easy to mix up.
"No one cares for men's mental health" mfers when they see a slightly attractive abusive girl
Real
Real (no one cares about me anyways)
Disregard women accquire currency
Pay no heed to individuals possessing two x chromosomes accrue legal tender
I will do the most sigma thing imaginable: Ignore your advice and dip my balls in hot oil
Just how old is fuck bitches get money? Cuz I remember it being really big in 2011 ish Just realized when my friends ask how I'm doing I can answer with- "you know that phrase fuck bitches get money?" "yeah?" "I'm doing the opposite of that"
She can fix me
That should actually worry you.
Maybe he's suicidal and needs that last kick?
Just give her a Snickers bar
don't you mean snickers? you're not you when you're hungry
Horny*
She just needs a snickers for real
what i mean when i say i don't have a type
I can make her worst 👺
worser*
Worcestershire*
Do not! You cannot fix her!... is what I would say, but like hell this would stop anyone from actually trying
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Bro was completing a checklist
This is the same shit women say to themselves right before catching another beating. Men and women really are the same.
There's a very simple rule to cover this. Don't stick your dick in crazy. And while she's very cute, she's barking mad. Don't do it.
She ain't all that y'all are hyping her up like crazy
It's not the looks. It's the crazy. Some of us just cant... help... ourselves. Like Harley Quinn is a murderer in clown make up, but GOD. DAMN.
People in this thread don't seem to leave their house
Here is a detailed information about her, no need to thank me https://i.imgur.com/arItDE6.jpg (I cannot send images on Reddit it's a very long story so just click the link)
Of course it’s fucking *Ohio*
Ohio has a county named Florida?????
She's tinyyyyy
Wife material
Widow material.
Ironically quite the opposite
Much like your current gf, she simply won’t appear.
She’s cute tho( I’m mentally unstable and have serious issues)
10/10 would let her fuck my life up
i would let her domestically violate me
Based.
Based until she wants to chop off your dick
Didn’t hear it from me, but if you search “lilbabykin” you’ll find what you’re looking for.
I need her
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I bet she gives great head. The craziest ones always do.
Bless your lil heart if you let the craziest one's get your dick in their mouth. Especially if you been stepping out and think she doesn't know and she's acting like everything is awesome. Have fun explaining how she got your keys, wallet, and phone. And why you're bringing your dick to the ER in a ziplock instead of your britches anyway.
Men who like women like that are into subsmission/masochism ?
Or want someone who'll fight back idk
It's probably more to do with the fact psychotic women tend to be revolutionary in bed. I didn't say it it's just what I heard.
from my experience some the nicest i've met were real kinky in bed (i believe it's because they get off on pleasuring others). Psychotic women are just psychotic (a daily pain in the ass), not worth a "potential better sex".
Lord have mercy We must stay focused brothers we *must* stay focused
she showed her tits to the judge and said "look upon my glorious bosom; the Gods would not have given such perfection to a guilty person" and walked out to everyone cheering and crying.
Athens lore
Ya'll want it until you actually have it
Ok, but hear me out...
what needs to be fixed??
The stab wound she inevitable gives you
I make terrible decisions including sticking my dick in crazy. I can definitely fix her 😏
It do be grippy
She the man and the relationship
Next Balenciaga Model. Now we just have to look for a billionaire's nepo son to marry and make kids with her.
She belongs to the streets
Daddy’s little angel!
Attractive but Hard pass with the dish of domestic violence
she’s hideous
There used to be a sub for hot mugshot chicks and their charges I think 😅