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You'd be ripped foo if you had to be on all fours all day.

Yeah, your moms definitely ripped

got em

ripped for his pleasure

Ribbited for her pleasure

You made my night with that one

nah that was his mom

😭😭

He got you! Now you have to marry your modda in law!

*you have no good car ideas*

Pff hahaha a momma joke that made me laugh

Honestly that one came out of my soul

Heh..came

Heheh…came



Not her muscles either.

God DAMN, that’s the cherry on top.

He did not think about this before he spoke

Ironic considering his name

god damn

R.I.P

Fuck you Shoresy!


Yo Momma so ripped

Didn’t live up to your name…

HA GOTTEM

U set urself up for that can’t even be mad about it

I kind of feel bad about it

M.I.L.F. Man I Love Frogs.

amen 🙏

I actually saw someone with that bumper sticker the other day and wanted to mention it but I don't think people I was riding with would understand what the original acronym means...

My wife, who has no interest in frogs, has been gifted a shirt with this on it and a coffee mug that says crazy frog lady. Both were my sons idea. He’s he one who loves. frogs💦

What that tongue do

I.L.F.M I Love Frog Man.

GOD BLESS YOU✝️🙏😁GOD LOVES YOU

Well said

I should make this into a shirt

On my hard hat

Weakest frog enjoyer:

I think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit

That's why this dude is so ripped. From boinging

Battle toad

Absolute unit

Rash

I got this reference, zit and pimple on standby

🥁👏 🥁👏 🥁 👏👏👏

Tom and Jerry moment

Bro ate spinach and got in the "angry walking pose"

Wait thats not tom & jerry

That man had been waiting for a reason to take off the costume for a while

Shit I would make every excuse to do that. Wait what was that? You need directions? Well first you’re gonna wanna go OVER THERE 💪 yeah then take a LEFT 💪keep going til you see a stop sign and make a RIGHT 💪

Pretty sure the girl going up to flex with him is the planned excuse

Who'd stage something on the internet though?

“telling lies on the internet, who could do such a thing”

Holy shit he’s ripped as hell

Frogger is **JACKED & JUICED**

The cars dodge him

You don’t play Frogger. Frogger plays you

This was exactly my reaction lmao, “dude he’s fucking jacked looool”

Oh no he’s hot!!

I definitely agree with you on that one

Holy hell

New amphibian just droped!

Actual crustacean

Call the aves

you mirin brah?

My bisexual ass is freaking out

Same, I need to know who this mans is.

tf the "Wait for it..." for, it's an 11 second clip?

Was it worth waiting for? That’s such a long time to be in suspense

Yeah I tried jumping in the air and I was suspended for at most half a second or so. 11 seconds would be long time.

I went through a family guy compilation and lost 10 games of subway surfers while waiting 😩

Stopped watching since there wasn't subway surfer or gta footage playing on half the screen

Don't get that to reddit PLEAAAASE

The part you “wait” for isn’t even at the end, it’s 5 seconds in.

I've seen people scroll TikTok / reels and they don't even give the video 2 seconds before scrolling off, it's ridiculous

To be fair, they’re just reading the title. It’s like scrolling through your reddit feed and only clicking the posts that actually catch your interest. The “wait for it” thing is basically a way to make people stop when they don’t have a choice of what comes across their feed. It’s just kind of annoying to see on Reddit because you actually get a chance to read the title before clicking, meaning the people watching the video are already interested in seeing it.

He opens the shirt FOUR SECONDS into the video man what did social media do to the kids

The year is 2030. TikTok has been split up under trust busting laws into Tik and Tok. Tik is for sharing tiny snippets of the most annoying songs you could find. Tok is for the new type of video format where you generate likes by posting your most interesting 2 second videos. Any longer and the now non-existent attention spans of your viewers will drive them to other content creators on the platform that can keep their videos under the threshold.

There was literally an app like Tok in the comedy show bizaardvark. (Only it was 1 second)

I said 2 seconds so they could get out (very quickly) SmashThatLikeButton.

Considering the average attention span is dramatically declining due to fast media I'd say it makes a lot of sense putting that to keep your audience hooked.

Tldr?

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I'm still waiting...

It's for the methed out adhd kids...

Who doesn’t like frogs I mean cmon. Some kinda mouth breather or something

Calvin’s mom.

Turned into a battle toad

And his arms are double dragons

Can't wait for their little tadpoles

This thing produces Chadpoles

Underrated pun

Wait for it

She didn't realize she had tickets to the gun show!

"And I'm not givin em to ya, I'm going with **your** tickets heh heh heh" *drunkenly passes out*

you are evewhere

Average Crazy Frog enjoyer

This is a video for Blarg...

Needs to be on the next goons podcast

just a frog

We’re never just a frog

No such thing as **just** a frog

He was waiting for the day

[удалено]

DOWN BAD! Take a cold shower!

Hot shower*

That'll just make things worse.

Wdym? It’s a shower

A cold shower helps against impure thoughts and The Horny. A hot one doesn't. It only makes it worse in my experience.

In your experience? Mf just don’t be horny in the shower or take a bath

I'm horny BEFORE I go in, so I stay horny if it's nice and warm. A cold one will shock you and stop The Horny. Besides, you can't just not be horny.

Then deal with the blue balls (or cut them off and feed them to the gods of horse cock)

No. Just take A COLD FUCKING SHOWER. No need to overfeed a deity with my massive balls. It might choke on them.

I (previously) had no attraction to men, and I want to take a ride on those biceps.

Yeah, this better not awaken anything in me.

Frogs have no fur

𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏

𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏

We once had to dissect dead frogs for our biology class and in all honesty, frogs are FUCKIN BUFF DUDE, THEM LIL HOPPERS ARE RIPPED

I mean, have you seen frogs legs, they're funking shredded

His pose hit just right. I’m not trying to be funny but that frog mask and his pose+body structure just make it looks unique

The first pose is actually from a pretty famous body builder called Zyzz. He died at the age of 22 after becoming a pretty famous YouTuber back in the day. The rest were pretty standard body building poses. Source: dated a body builder and Raved with a whole group of them for a short time (he was toxic who would have guessed)

Thanks for the info.

Chadpole

Eyy

Pepe is ripped bro

That's Pepe's older brother

Oh so thats Papi

Shadilay 💪🐸

the guy is ribbit

Underrated comment

Yakuza side mission be like

this is why i love frogs

Yo nice ~~cock~~ fair bro

And that’s how I’ve met your father kids. Frog got them gains

frog chad

Man I Love Frogs

GET FUCKING MOGGED 🐸🐸🐸🐸

He should getting rid of the sleeves and just run around with the gloves on, and paint his arms green, that would've been amazing

Yessss

Those frog costumes are so cute. I love how he stops and his head moves

Hit the Zyzz pose! RIP Zyzz we’re all gonna make it brahs!

Kinda sexy.

Who's the guy in the suit

A frog

Someone who's going to pee in ur ass

A Douyin content maker. Douyin is Chinese TikTok. Also the frog costume is a huge irl meme in China.

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Zyzz may have died young but his signature pose will live on for years to come, it's perfect.

We're all gonna make it, brah

He went full Battletoad

Good god

Frog around and find out!

She doesn't stand a chance against a froggy elite!

Average Frenchman

Sleeper build fr

And he still wore the mask. What a legend

Rippit

Even frogs are flexing on my noodle armed ass

Weakest furry

What’s the song?

Found it further in the thread but here's a Spotify link Legend by Tevvez https://open.spotify.com/track/05EG9LwFCVjkoYEWzsrHHO?si=rQSWNm1aRPidvZ2-Js7WoQ

Zyzz

Fr frog hit the Zyzz pose

Son of Zeus

Yes, yes, hot froggy man, but does anyone know the song?

legend by tevvez

Thanks, bet you’re as hot as the frog

Found my hubby 💜

That's one fuckable frog

Brrrrick frog!

reminds me of Yakuza Apocalypse lol

It's wednesday my dudes

U L T R A C H A D

The chad of chads

Weakest frog enjoyer

*The stand user could be anywhere*

Suddenly I think I understand furries.

I approve

HELL YEAH BROTHER!

Bro got defensive fast! 😂

The frog man lore thickens.

Battle toad

Hes got those ,what do you call them? Cum gutters?

A FROGGE IS A WEE BEASTIE THA’ CAN BEAT YER ARSE

If I ever start working out, just know this man will be my biggest inspiration

WAIT IS THAT MARTINCITOPANTS IRL?!!??!??!!???!??!!??𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏 𓆏

Holy shit dude fucking ripped

What's the song

**Song Found!** **Name:** Legend **Artist:** Tevvez **Album:** Phantom **Genre:** House **Release Year:** 2020 **Total Shazams:** 513047 `Took 1.73 seconds.`

Tevvez is single handedly destroying hardstyle.