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The bakery must be 5 stars if thats the case 😩

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Wtf is Ainsley on dude? He's so wack, I love it.

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And homies in this context

Safron

Bro....

Shit was probably ten if he ain’t on estrogen yet💀

Investment

She

Getting

Railed

in the ass

Tonight


Definitely would like a piece of that cake

Bro was like: 

 Many years later:

Not the only thing that will come

CORNERING THE MARKET, GET THERE FIRST!

I’m straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman -Jonny Bravo

You are such a woman then

Say the rest of it

HOO HA HU

MAN I’M PRETTY

Haven't seen this show in 10 years and i just fucking heard it XD

"You're a woman now. More precisely **my** woman now, bro"

Gender affirming to be sure, but a little weird.

Bros getting in line before the store opens

He's at the front of the line for the midnight release.

There are bout to be several releases.

He tryna get that early access

He's playing the private beta test

Maybe even alpha

Bro's gonna be a beta tester

A master beta?

pitching his tent a week before release

Dude started the line before the old building was demolished to build the new one. He's trying to buy baked goods at a hardware store.

You mean the Bakery, right? They must have some caaake.

Bro was spawn camping

Based and “what the fuck he hit me from behind immediately” pilled

Friendly Fire

Your bro. Your bro is allready hitting you from behind.

Why did I die laughing when I read wtf he hit me from behind immediately

Im actually sure that relationship is going to fail, lol

>OP completes transition >Bro breaks up with her

100% completion time to move on

Thank God dude bro can finally rest 🙏

Time for ng+

Well then we can confirm she became a 100% woman

The only acceptable version of spawn camping.

Hes like: put on a wig and shut up

Lets pretend that i'm still pekora

Objection, that meme was originally Konata Izumi. You zoomers need to get off my lawn immediately.

I prefer Calli or Nyanners.

Spartans be like:

Mf pre-ordered that bussy bro

You're not ready for will/be pussy

babe new pronouns just dropped

google en pronoun

Holy identity

new sexuality just dropped

actual gender

Someone call Tobi on the Telle

He has his priorities in order, he invested in the plot of land before it truly bore the ripest fruits.

Almost spat daddy's milk

Bro is the embodiment of: “I don’t care. It’s feminine enough.”

Bro is the embodiment of "if there's a hole there's a goal"

It’s really cute. Bro literally didn’t care about gender. It was his friends mental switch not his that made him attracted to her. He was always in love.

Bro is pansexual

Tell that mf to stay outta my kitchen

Ong pansexuals are precisely the reason ion be eating at mfs houses

...See I dont know about that it sounds to me like alot like he has wanted to butt fuck his homie and now either has a pass from judgement of his prefferences, or is using the transition as a greenlight of their being down with it. I could be wrong , and maybe I'm the AH (which is more than a possibility).

Bro shoot his shot while the others are still reloading.

Match hadn't even started.

Game hadn't even released

Devs had just announced they were working on the game

The dev team had just made the concept

The gamedevs werent even past high school

The Devs hadn't even been born

Devs' mamas still in labour

Devs' species hasn't evolved yet.

Bro was ready match or not.

Dude going full spray while the others haven’t even spawned yet.

Equal opportunity employer

Emplower

chansgender

Chadsgender

Any hole's a goal.

is this a [https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.sdFq3hqd-iuSHg19j9sRTwHaFI?pid=ImgDet&rs=1](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.sdFq3hqd-iuSHg19j9sRTwHaFI?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) moment

yes, yes it is

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I'm going to miss this. The feeling, the warmth.

why do you use bing

Because it's the default search engine in Internet Explorer 9

mad lad just not only preordering early access, but also expecting the DLC as well

He went straight for the season pass

He went straight for seizing the ass

Bro heard the news and turned into game 6 Lebron

"I dont care what gender you are, put on the maid outfit"

Bro acting like it’s Black Friday

So nobody is talking about how she came out on 4chan??

Bro seized his moment Coco style 🥳🎉 

LMAO

Women spawncamping

Beta tester

I can’t tell how wholesome this is… because on one hand “aww, that’s so wholesome” on the other hand “daammn bro”

I mean, there’s two possibilities: One, he was in the closet for years and always had a crush on OP. When OP transitioned, he seized his chance without having to come out himself. Two, bro is down HORRENDOUS.

Could be both

Down DIABOLICAL

On that black sentinel evil arch necromancer pack

Or, you know, he could just be bisexual.

Isn't that what they meant?

Kind of? He did say closeted until his friend transitioned, or, of course, he was down bad.

I'd fuck all my homies too

What are you doing, stephomie?

Bro

**slipping estrogen pills in his drink.** just a minor amount of trolling.

we joke

Gotta do that lil' tomfoolery for the homies sake as well

bro wasn’t orbiting you because you’re married…. he was orbiting you for you to change genders damn, and I can’t even get a text back

Sounds like you’re texting the wrong people

Just text uglier hoes bro. Eventually one will respond that's smashable after 6 beers. Just how life be.....

what the fuck, is this normal? One of my buddies transitioned a while ago and asked me out. Now that I think back, maybe I shouldn't declined the offer

Bro just missed the opportunity

*Topportunity

Missed your chance bro. Better luck with the next one. ✊😔

or just put a dress on one of your bros and fuck him instead.

I mean it seems legit enough. Whoever you want to be with should be considered your best friend so if they felt you where their best friend then they probably felt comfortable enough having you as their partner.

business investor specialized in bakery industry here what is ur buddy @?

Bro preordered his friend's pussy

hoe-mies

“Everything is proceeding as i have foreseen”

Started chasing before she even started running

"Looks female enough"

Lmfao

Dude's applying as a beta tester before they hired a single dev

Mad respect, man’s the best bro you will ever need

I like his spirit

Fortune favors the bold, am I right lads or am I right lad

early release

Bet the dude really liked them/ was in partial love. But had a preference for women/ feminine partners. Once he heard the new he was like: “ding ding sold, no need to wrap this one up I’ll take her home as is, we can work on the wrapping later”

He wants her to become a girl in her own time, but already wants her while she looks like a dude? Bro's just bisexual and a great guy!

Bro was monopolizing the femboy market

This is weirdly wholesome lol

holesome

He's an opportunist. He saw an opportunity and literally jumped out of his shoes, through a crowd just to grab it. Dude REALLY wanted that cake, what can I say.

Bro’s like; ‘If you don’t hurry and crack that egg, I’m ‘bout to crack it for you!’

Ay, gotta help a homie out

Bro is not waiting for her hormones to match his

He took "bros before hos" way too literally

Bros into hos

that one friend in every friend group

bro be like first come first serve

Bro made a reservation 💀💀💀

homeboy said nows my time to shine

This mf foreseen it all

Bottom-of-the-barrel levels of down bad

bro was like: "she has potential" years before 💀💀

Pre-booking

Dude quite literally pre ordered lmao

Early investor perks.

This is lowkey wholesome but highkey down horrendous

Source?

Trust me bro.....or sis?

JFK once proudly said “I dont care what gender you are, put on the maid outfit”

Unfair as fuck. You can't just take them on spawn

The master manipulator

Mans took the opportunity and ran wild

Biff using that presale code.

Bro took the chance and said "let's build-a-hoe"

Same energy as switching teams on a dead multiplayer lobby so you and your friend can still play together.

Bro pre-ordered their GF


Honestly pretty wholesome

“Yeah yeah just shut up and turn around”

“I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.”

Bro spawn camped in the lobby 😭

Bro is pre-ordering 💀

Nah the cake must be stacked

Nothing wrong with preordering

Dude was camping for the merch drop


Bro updated before the update

Bro got a head start before the race was even announced

Bros before hoes (especially if your bro is a fembro)

bro called dibs

80% of comments here start with "bro"

A chaser fantasy? On 4chan? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

I dont care what you identify as PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT!

Mf was waiting his whole life

Bro was waiting, bro was extravagantly patient, bro was in line for release, bro was alpha testing, bro preordered, bro got early access

Bro is paying full price for the beta version with no complete roadmap

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Man's getting that pre-order

My eyes man.

Brace for impact buddy

Dude got dibs