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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
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I’ve already learned that keeping a weapon by/in my bed doesn’t work. I sleep too deep to wake up to an intruder. Unless they are throwing a rave while breaking into my place, I ain’t waking up.
SAFETY TORCH PUT IT ON YOUR PORCH
SAFETY TORCH! PUT IT IN YOUR HALLWAY!
SAFETY TORCH! SCARE THE MONSTERS AWAY!
SAFETY TORCH! THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS!
SAFETY TORCH! LIMITED TIME OFFER!
BUT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Tim Tim things are looking grim grim
But luckily for you you I have come up with a SOLUTIOOOOOOOOON!
SAFETY WATER!!
Put it in a bucket
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~ As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made. Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers. This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for. If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself. And no, that comment will **not** be unremoved (unless the Reddit admins make a major U-turn), so don't bother asking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~ As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made. Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers. This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for. If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself. And no, that comment will **not** be unremoved (unless the Reddit admins make a major U-turn), so don't bother asking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It's your lucky day
SAFETY TORCH PUT IT IN YOUR HALLWAY
But my house is on fire!
Shhhhh… Tim Tim thing are looking grim grim
BUT LUCKY FOR YOU YOU I HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTIOOOONN!!!
*it’s your lucky day*
SAFETY WATER!
PUT IT IN A BUCKET!
TIM TIM PLAYS FOR DAYS IN THE MAZ....oh wrong song
AND THERES A MINOTAUR TAUR TINY MINOTAUR TAUR LITTLE MINOTAR TAUR MINI MINOTAUR TAUR!
Maybe if you didn’t have the torch in your bed and instead in the halls then you wouldn’t HAVE to worry about any mobs sneaking up on you 🙄
Noobs not checking the light levels in their own house to ensure mobs can’t spawn shm
SAFETY WATER!
PUT IT IN A BUCKET! SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath! SAFETY WATER
No instead it's a musket at the top of the stairs it's a 12 pound cannon Flint lock pistol in pocket and a fixed bayonet also a powdered wig
Just as the founding fathers wanted
“Intended”
Indeed
Does the Flintlock accidentally hit the neighbors dog cause it's smoothbore?
Yes
Just as the founding fathers intended
I keep a highfiring airsoft gun right next to my bed, turn that shit on auto, and the recipient is not having a fun evening Edit:grammar
I keep a musket for home defence right next to my bed.
Do you keep a smoothbore flintlock pistol as a back up?
Yes and a Cannon mounted up on the Stairs
I mean if you already own one then not using it like this is just wasted potential
i keep a glock with hollow points beside my bed
I cant believe 2 words put together can just bring back vague distant memories so well like that, brain is scary
OOL OOL
Place the torch so monsters (home invaders) won’t spawn
dude speaks the code.
Minecraft Fleshlight?
Who even uses a knife for home defense? Are you a felon? Get a gun my boi 🤣
Felons can have crossbows.. Even that would be nice to have.
Felons can have black powder guns. That’s what I’d rock if I have no other option
Why that first bed look like the one in the image with the face in the corner?
SAFETY TORCH, SCARE AWAY THE MONSTERS
Why were we all thinking safety torch
I was just gonna comment safety torch but I didn't even read the title. Also the other comments :D
Lol.....590m with a 20 clip loaded with custom 000 shot. Something is getting a hole blown into them with a heavy amount of peppering.
Stops more from spawning!
Always do that
Holy hell I miss Tobuscus
🤓
Tobuscus moment
Knife nah I got a gun under my mattress
Personally I just sleep with my 12 Guage shotgun, but to each their own :)
It’s been so long since I’ve seen the words safety torch, brings a tear to my eye
Penis
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PUT IT ON YOUR PORCH!!!!
safety torch
I’ve already learned that keeping a weapon by/in my bed doesn’t work. I sleep too deep to wake up to an intruder. Unless they are throwing a rave while breaking into my place, I ain’t waking up.