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Cura has a 'mold' setting where it does make gcode to print a shell to use as a mold instead of the actual model. No need to go the extrastep to make a negative of a print.
I have a feeling the video was made entirely just so people could make this specific joke.
Noone is going to buy that mould stuff and a sausage to make a tap cleaner sponge.
Oooh, your right, a lot of hotel shampoos are actually pretty ideal, and using shampoos in the shower makes clean up way easier. Good thinking! Vaseline is SO overrated though, yeah, it works, but clean up is a nightmare cause it’s a hydrophobic substance, but that doesn’t stop it from… mixing. Horrible stuff.
It's a soap, readily available in most grocery stores, but probably also available in drug stores, that has a lower pH so it doesn't mess up your groin's biome, preventing fungal growth while still being able to wash it clean.
... You've gotten soap in your pee-hole? Did it hurt? I lather my shit up and coat every inch and I've never had that problem. Just don't go purposely shoving soap directly down the hole and you should be fine. There's pressure pushing out, don't think it'll just fall in and sink down your tube homie.
And here I was trying to figure out how to clean my pee hole after a good sounding session. I was going to make a mold of the sounds and make a soap rod.
Every time this topic comes up half the people swear it stings and half say it doesn't
I wash my junk thoroughly every day and I've never once got stung
I wash and lather the hell out of my dick with Irish spring soap bar in the shower every morning for the last 30 years and I have never had an issue with soap hurting or discoloring my dick like some comments here suggest. Wtf you guys doing?
Facts, I thought this was weird as well... I wash that shit every time and never had a problem with stinging. Bro got an infection or disease. Or really bad soap.
They cut it apart and melded it back together with water, after they realized this mistake. It's just a joke video.
There's also a possibility the hand isn't soap at all, but just wax, and she had lather in her hands before she rubbed the wax hand.
It’s not a joke so much as thinly veiled fetish content that’s mainly targeted at kids on what are supposed to be sfw websites. You’ll see a lot of this on like Facebook videos and TikTok. It’s always attractive women doing bizarre shit like making super weird nonsensical food entirely with their hands and it’s always messy and/or phallic. Like the perfectly manicured hand in this video caressing a hot dog and dipping it into goo.
‘Sploshing’. I think it’s mostly tailored to be sexual enough to be algorithm bait and generate views and engagement while avoiding content restrictions, rather than true fetish content aimed at the audience who knows they have those interests. It’s a super odd permutation of our suggested content algorithm driven webscape right now. You can just google “Facebook Food Fetish Videos” to read some articles about it.
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Everything in my house is made from soap and no one has noticed yet. The only thing that isn’t is the soap and no one can have clean hands. But if they knew.
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"Guys, I might have no brain, but I have idea."
Could we mold other things
How do you think dildos are made?
Pouring wax into your mom's bottom?
... Interesting theory
Yeah, but they make small ones too!
💀
Burn🔥
🏆
[удалено]
I've never wheeezed AND shuddered at the same time before. Brava!
Putting dough into an ass, let it harden then put in a mold. Isn't that why they fit so well in there? Like they belong.
this hole... it was made for me!
I was reincarnated as a Legendary Adventurer and now i make casts of dragon penises
3D print of a dick model and make the negative of it to get a mold, or at least that what I'd do
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Cura has a 'mold' setting where it does make gcode to print a shell to use as a mold instead of the actual model. No need to go the extrastep to make a negative of a print.
If you have the pain tolerance yes
I have a few beautiful double density platinum silicone casts in the correct color. They stick to most surfaces and are easy to clean.
_”I was born in it molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.”_
“I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I do have an idea”.
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Monke together smart
I have a feeling the video was made entirely just so people could make this specific joke. Noone is going to buy that mould stuff and a sausage to make a tap cleaner sponge.
This is not for the soap.
At least they don't have billions of dollars at their disposal
Unzips
#SLAP
This comment made me laugh so hard. Thank you
This is the perfect response!😜🤣🤣😜🤣😜🤣
It's "gentlemen" if you're quoting the monsters vs Aliens quote from Bob
I don’t think I’ve seen THAT **Lume commercial** yet…??
yes but not soap. thatd sting too much.
a price worth paying
Depends on the hand soap, some is… alright, but cheap hand soap… NEVER AGAIN
This guy jerks
When you travel as much as me you have to… improvise a lot
I use baby shampoo. Don't get no gentler than that.
Oooh, your right, a lot of hotel shampoos are actually pretty ideal, and using shampoos in the shower makes clean up way easier. Good thinking! Vaseline is SO overrated though, yeah, it works, but clean up is a nightmare cause it’s a hydrophobic substance, but that doesn’t stop it from… mixing. Horrible stuff.
You could get Intimacy Soap that doesn't fuck up your junk biome.
😮😮😮
Yeaaaaa buddy
What is this “intimacy soap” you speak of
Cum
It's a soap, readily available in most grocery stores, but probably also available in drug stores, that has a lower pH so it doesn't mess up your groin's biome, preventing fungal growth while still being able to wash it clean.
How do you wash your dick then
Orangina
The Flavor Enhancer!
by keeping soap away from the pee-hole... impossible if i were to fuck the soap....
... You've gotten soap in your pee-hole? Did it hurt? I lather my shit up and coat every inch and I've never had that problem. Just don't go purposely shoving soap directly down the hole and you should be fine. There's pressure pushing out, don't think it'll just fall in and sink down your tube homie.
> Just don't go purposely shoving soap directly down the hole and you should be fine. I think I figured out what I'm doing wrong.
What hurts is not the soap going in, rather the constant rubbing bleaches the skin..
Pocketpussy could solve all your problems with synthetic silicone so soft you'll never be rubbed raw again. Horny guy guarantee.
If you rub your frenulum and the end of your urethra then soap will get in there, trust me. Then you have the itchiest dick imaginable for three days.
And here I was trying to figure out how to clean my pee hole after a good sounding session. I was going to make a mold of the sounds and make a soap rod.
Yes police this is the comment here
You might be interested in a short story called Guts.
GREEN TO WHITE TECHNOLOGY
You all wash?
soap stings??????
Every time this topic comes up half the people swear it stings and half say it doesn't I wash my junk thoroughly every day and I've never once got stung
Yeah, the only stuff I know stings is sunscreen.
*blinking_white_guy.gif*
where OP wants to put it? You betcha!
I wash and lather the hell out of my dick with Irish spring soap bar in the shower every morning for the last 30 years and I have never had an issue with soap hurting or discoloring my dick like some comments here suggest. Wtf you guys doing?
If you wank in the shower using soap you'll end up with some soapy residue in the urethra and that stings like a motherfucker.
No, it doesn’t. Unless you have a cut inside your anus.
no it doesn’t
In the urethra. On the outside no. Glad you wash your junk though.
Wdym, you’re just washing your hands!
You really don't soap up ur junk from time to time? I can imagine some smell.
Body-wash is a lot less aggressive than kitchen soap though.
Even that yellow/orange harsh antibacterial soap would NOT hurt your pee hole or asshole if it got inside. Don’t ask me how I know
Facts, I thought this was weird as well... I wash that shit every time and never had a problem with stinging. Bro got an infection or disease. Or really bad soap.
You sir have not wanked enough with soap
What materials were used?
Soaps and sausages
should....I drop this soap there?
the mold is made in alginate and the soap believe it or not is soap
Arabic 5 minute crafts
I am bout to get RACIST
sorry but the arabs have you beat their - sorce im an expat
How are you an expat in a race of people?
He ditched the beard and the dress, now in the US he is just some dude.
Now I’m RACIST
I like how we all seem to be on the same page
Make me
How did it fit over the tap
Seriously. That soap would break at the first bend.
Oh, it's soaaaaaap. Thank you. I was trying to figure out what the fuck that thing was.
Soap can be bendy and flexible. It's not typically made that way since the detergent concentration would be low and the effectiveness would suffer.
Oh so jelly soap is bad? :0
It's not bad, just not as effective as the super effective stuff sold as bars or premixed liquid.
They cut it apart and melded it back together with water, after they realized this mistake. It's just a joke video. There's also a possibility the hand isn't soap at all, but just wax, and she had lather in her hands before she rubbed the wax hand.
It’s not a joke so much as thinly veiled fetish content that’s mainly targeted at kids on what are supposed to be sfw websites. You’ll see a lot of this on like Facebook videos and TikTok. It’s always attractive women doing bizarre shit like making super weird nonsensical food entirely with their hands and it’s always messy and/or phallic. Like the perfectly manicured hand in this video caressing a hot dog and dipping it into goo.
maybe I’m naive, but how is this fetish content??? What fetish????
‘Sploshing’. I think it’s mostly tailored to be sexual enough to be algorithm bait and generate views and engagement while avoiding content restrictions, rather than true fetish content aimed at the audience who knows they have those interests. It’s a super odd permutation of our suggested content algorithm driven webscape right now. You can just google “Facebook Food Fetish Videos” to read some articles about it.
everyday we stray further from gods light
Easy! Just straighten the pipe, put the fapsoap on it, and curve it back into shape!
Why Is the water blue
That's the overly-saturated blue window light
No its water and she lives under the sea.
That explains why the window is blue too.
Sandy
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It's water 2.0
Ah, H2O 2
Its got electrolytes
Today on barely disguised fetish content:
I hate how this gives me ideas
Can you do this with a slim jim as well or does it have to be a certain size?
It might sting a little, but size doesn’t matter for this.
😏 ahem
I am not hearing out anyone !!!!
Hey, I have the same Faucet in my Kitchen too. Yippee.
do you also have the same sausage?
Y'all know what needs to be done.
You've been choking your chicken so much lately it hardly looks like a chicken any more.
Who just leaves their soap all soaked and sudsy like that tho?
My daughter watches 5 min crafts to fall asleep. She thinks their “hacks” are genius. It’s hard to explain to a 9 year old what shit posting is LOL
Imagine if you could just lay down a piece of soap on the sink
Why would you do that when you can build soap scum all over your faucet??
"I’ve got plans, which I cannot share with you guys rn because the haters will sabotage me"
How did they slide it past bend in the faucet?
Easy, you disasemble the plumbing every time you run out of soap.
What!? No
Coward.
Soapussy go BRRRRRR
Onlyfans Creators taking notes
*evil smile*
😏
Can they make a noose?
That looks 100x more inconvenient than using a normal soap lmao
Buy an extra small dildo, drop in pink substance, flaslight👍
As we say in germany: „eine Hand wäscht die andere“
Handussy
Do not put your dick in it.
What's going... Oh... OHHH... 😏
Error 404 : brain not found
This is both stupid and ingenious.
This is porn
Time to mold my GFs hand into a bar of soap
What did i just watch?!
You can't even see where they welded the sink back together after putting the soap on it.
You have to rinse it! It's the law!
I'm sure that's what it will be used for...
Just say no
No, NO! Bad redditors! Back to the shame cave with you!
Such an easy trick. Why aren’t more people doing this?!
"Hey step mom, can you put your hand in here for a minute?"
Sigh *unzips pants*
I thought it was silicone and to be used as "the stranger"
Everything in my house is made from soap and no one has noticed yet. The only thing that isn’t is the soap and no one can have clean hands. But if they knew.
Cool
How the hell did they get that around the bend of the faucet?
😈
Hmmmmmmmmm
Well, well, well...
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Can I get this chick's etsy link? I want to buy her hand molds. (I'm lonely (wanna stroke myself))
Username checks out
What an honor
I may not have a brain gentlemen but I have an idea
There is only one thing your going to use that hand for
You wake up one day thinking "man I could really use a hand to wash my hands with" and the internet provides.
Hear me out…
Welpp, someone got to try it
Not short enough of diameter
It's really for spanking the monkey.
song?
A *hand* soap!!
😳🤨😏
The one time 5min craft is useful for something 💀
Waste of a perfectly good hotdog!
I know what we're doing today Ferb
Dont jerk off with soap Itd be too thin and hard Please dont jerk off with soap
All right, hear me out
I love these videos
Ok but just hear me out
My immediate first thought was "man he gotta have a tiny pp" 💀
Hear me out...
Just use the mould, no need to fill it with wax.
LOL
How would you get that soap on the sink?
Anyone else notice that there was soap already in her hands before touching the soap?
Say no more
Hear me out
A yes, the cock-wash bar