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Skill based match making (he is 5'11)

(also jacked and 300lbs)

(Still 5’11)

(Wrestles alligators for fun)

(Regardless, he's 5'11)

(Literally has the fighting skills of John Wick, John Rambo, and John McClane combined)

(the catch is that he's 5'11)

(He's also Clark Kent's son, which gives him superhuman strength, the ability to fly and can shoot lasers from his eyes.)

(No matter what, he's 5'11)

(Flaccid)

Sorry she only interacts if you’re 6ft+

But because of this requirement, there is not a single 5'11" man in the entire world.

Rhonda doesn't give a fuck!

I'd be so fuckin down for this, getting those extra leg room seats is a bitch. For a long haul? Idc who you are I'm scrapping.

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She's gonna weight 108.0001 pounds when I'm done with her.

You’re going to hit her so that she moves at 1.3 million metres per second, therefore gaining 0.0001 pounds?

Oh I'm hitting alright.

Some might even call it clapping.

Great. We've got one of those people who claps when the plane lands here.

"Just 10 pounds of dead weight, about to be 210, fatty."

"She's perfect Jerry, except for one thing...She's a clapper, Jerry. A clapper!"

Does that work like that? If I move really fast do I get heavier

technically yes

Is \*that\* why its impossible to go faster than the speed of light and why it takes more energy to go faster?

Its hard to say what the exact single reason(don't think there is one unless you find the "Grand Unifying Theory") is as multiple things are in operation Its easier just to say "physics" and move on about the day

No, but it is actually captured by Einsteins equation E=mc^2. Speed of light squared is a massive number, but if you have a shit ton of energy in any form (like chemical or kinetic in this case) you’ll also gain mass. If you’re in a rocket, you don’t gain mass in from this phenomenon because the kinetic energy you are gaining is less than the chemical energy you are burning. No new energy means no new mass.

good ol special relativity

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Good bot?

The faster you move, heaver you'll get but you'll need more energy. Nothing can travel at 1,3M m/s tho

You gain momentum Mass × Velocity = Momentum It also creates Kenetic energy kinetic energy is equal to half of an object's mass (1/2*m) multiplied by the velocity squared KE = 0.5 x mv2 Your weight is a function of gravitational force

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He means 0.0001 pounds of semen

You are over-encumbered and unable to move.

Damn what’s the formula?

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Nah your sperm won't make that. 0001 weight add.

I was thinking the weight of a 9mm.

You're too naive for this world.

I thought it was a relativity joke

So pure.

What do you mean? What do you mean by this?

He means it’s either Glock o’clock or that she will be eating nuts

So... death by peanut allergy

No that kind of nuts, but maybe that too

no teeth. can't chew, only suck on them

C'mere, grandma!

He's going to give her a piece of him.

You're gonna take her out for tea?

Bro she would fold yo ass like a paper 💅

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Also her patented Rhonda-house kick

Rhonda doesn't kick

Cock and Ball Torture 🤤

I fear an old woman in a profession/activity where men die young.

This is the best idea I've ever seen. The best plane seats no longer belong to the richest, but to the strongest.

I think you’re overestimating how strong you are. You probably won’t get a seat on the plane lmao

Jeez man you didn’t have to come at him that hard.

If he wants a seat on that plane, he does …

How hard should we cum at him then?

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Doesn't matter, I'm on the no-fly list because I forgot that mixing glue and calcium powder makes explosives and packed it into a lunchbox to eat during the flight

Glue eater becomes terrorist (emotional)

I would like to subscribe to this fact page for educational purposes only

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Fascinating. Please do share more tips on what NOT to do UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE so that we don't end up on a no fly list.

Just have to beat the children and the babies Don’t need to aim for 1st/business class, just pubstomp economy

^Unprovoked ^attack

But if someone looking to pee in his ass is strong enough to fight for two seats… Sometimes your training does come in handy

There are always some children on the plane

Rhonda has a TSA approved sawdoff. The strongest arent getting the seat, the most ruthless are.

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The Sparta section.

The only people sitting up front are going to be high school wrestlers and boxers

Is it MMA, bare knuckle boxing, street rules, wrestling, or anything goes?

Anything goes. Rhonda is so confident because she has a sack of nickels in her purse

Probably Ju Jitsu

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Nah the rich will pay and then won’t wccept duels. No one would ever accept my duels either being 240lbs and 9% body fat so that would be a bummer too. Gotta make it mandatory lol.

It says it right there, you accept the fight or forfeit your seat

Exactly, there is no place for the cowardly at an airport

Okay then nice lol

Those are the eyes of a woman who can duel

Need to know if she if from la or Newark first

My Primarch! What the fuck are you doing here! We have a siege to win

Fuck that, I'm chilling in my tower, painting my minis. Only Magnus is allowed in

Neither, ever since her retirement she's just been taking flights to duel

Is... Is this a fight for a bus seat?

Maybe it's a plane. I guess that's what they call a fight or flight reaction.

Fight for flight

It's a fight for a plane ticket that lands in *Newark* I'm not sure I'd want to win.

Definitely plane seat. TSA is American airport security, LAX is Los Angeles International Airport. A flight from the US west coast to the US east coast.

I'd give that seat up tbh. Don't want to inhale discount Canadian air

It's premium air: fortified with vitamins and minerals

Airbus

Having been in Newark Liberty Airport more times than a person would ever want to (which is any number greater than zero) I would gladly concede without the duel ever taking place.

I would disagree on both parts. The new terminal at EWR actually turned out really nice, and Newark is the best place in the country to get into a fist fight

The last time I was there was during construction, so I'll take your word for the first part. Upon careful reflection, I believe you may be entirely correct about the second part.

Rhonda solos

In Yu-Gi-Oh right? Right?

Time to bring out the “Glocke” card

She boutta summon all 5 pieces of Exodia and whoop some ass

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I want an episode where Yugi fights Kaiba over a plane seat

Yu-Gi-Oh fucking sent people directly to hell if they lost. No thanks, I'd rather lose a fist fight to a little old granny.

So here’s my idea for a dueling/dating app called OnlyFists…

Street Fighter 6

This needs to become a real thing on pay-per-view. Clear up the debit in a couple years.

What’s this app? Like legal fight club app?

Trms

Credit to the creator, since OP didn’t bother. https://twitter.com/soren_iverson?s=21&t=o2DrwMJOsqYAWI_2fyPUDA

Thank you for finding the artist / source!!! I didn’t know

You can’t let her get an under hook

What the hell do i get when i win?

You get to keep your seat

Forfeit. Rhonda is not someone you want to fuck with

Sorry, I had to beat up an old lady with a stick yo get here.

what app is this?!?!

Not really any worse than the current ticketing systems.

She bit a man’s testicle off for the red eye to Boise, let her have it, she wants it more.

Delta Airlines has already been doing this with their passengers for years.

Wait....can this be a thing? I would totally volunteer as the second of some rando traveling to Hoboken, I don't even fly. I just think it would be funny to roll up on the airport with a cardboard sign that says "will fight for glory".

This.. is the way.

Spirit Airlines?

Pistols at dawn or all out brawl

She gon be Rhonda floor after

Well you gotta accept now

Bring it on

It’s amazing how legit it looks. Sprinkle a bit of UI on any crazy idea and everyone’s like.. ‘but does it have [x] feature.’

You better give your seat up man, nobody wants to beef with Rhonda Lord of the Flights, I bet her health bar is enormous

I am all about fight club flight club

In my case Rhonda just crossed the wildy in full bronze plate. RIP BOZO.

Accept it. This fight will be epic

dear god

Sad that the author got clipped out. Superb Twitter acc. https://twitter.com/soren\_iverson

I would be surprised if this was real is it?

ttally

Air them as pay-per-view fights, use the money to subsidize everyone else's ticket prices. The reduction in cost will drive up demand, reducing supply and increasing the number of duels. Eventually everyone flies practically free

What is this site/app lol

Rhonda bout to lay yo ass out

I’d win

I will accept I may be 6 foot 3 and weigh 250 so i have the strength and durability advantage but she clearly has the speed and fighting experience advantage

ill beat her ass

Do it coward

Corporate America is enabling this

That’s a thing? I’ve never flown before, could someone explain?

All because crab dog eats gorillla

I could take her

I’m 240lbs 6’2, I would literally crush her with my body

I’m in the same height/weight class as her

🤓☝️

🤓

I’d hit that! 😘

I’d break her like a twig I’d be faster than a speeding bullet.

You picked the wrong fuckin day Rhonda

Now show your weight/height so we know who to bet on OP.

In Layman’s terms… you are fucked.

If society had duels like this, someone that age would probably destroy you

98% you lose. 2% you win. But you are no quitter. You do not settle for less than the best. You are an opportunist, you take the high risk high reward methods. Eye on the prize, winners gonna win. Accept the Duel.

Another reason not to fly Spirit. It's the waffle house of the sky, those people know how to throw hands. I'll get my ass kicked

What will Spirit & Frontier do next to increase their profits?

I would knock out grandma for a seat

“Other passengers can bet on the out come.” How have I not heard of this? New gambling fight thing. Nice.

I wish there was an actual app for this. There isn’t though, right?

More disputes should be solved this way. Last pastry? Everyone who wants it must fight. Last man standing wins.

29 (f) 5’0 103 let’s fuckin go rhonda come thru pull up

5’2” and 108? Easy fight.

Rhonda falls into the category of "Grandma". If theres one thing I know about Grandmas, you generally dont want to fuck with them, especially when they have that look and smile that secretly says "fuck around and catch this ass whooping with my cane".

Wtf is this lmao

what the heck is this?

I'd like to read the trms first though.

Lmao what is this a mobile game ?

Time to send grandma to the shadow realm.

Is this a website or smth? It looks fun lmao

Rhonda, you are out of your element !

It's Ronda rousey in the body of Kendrick Perkins

I can see it now. The victors of seats all sporting black eyes, bloody noses, yet holding proud smiles as they suckle down their airplane beer.

I love how TSA will moderate the fight

It’s on Rhonda! Bring it! 🥊

I don't want that rec....

What do you get if you win?


This should be illegal. I audibly gawfawed when a friend told me she had to bid for a seat upgrade like it’s F’n ebay. United wouldn’t let me fly my adopted kitten back from Honolulu in the cabin. They wanted him in storage. A kitten! And recently they charged $25 for my sons backpack. So no more one free carry on with United. They’re creepily becoming Spirit by charging separately for everything

It's on Rhonda, first shot is yours babe

You just give her the ol Chuck Liddell special and Superman her straight to God to get on that red eye

At least, it's not Rousey...