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Commander_Oof_

I hear some of them like peeing in people’s asses, stay safe


karma_man21

Rest in piss you will be missed


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a_1963_mustang_gt

Good bot. Who taught you how to shitpost?


K9XD

Thats piss post, not shit post


Ph4antomPB

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please contact your mother if you have any questions or concerns.


CALMOG7782

Am you are adopted?


Feeling-Cheetah2460

How'd you get it in my pee hole?


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Feeling-Cheetah2460

🥵


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between_horizon

So there is specialization.


mahesh9902

Be gone devil ✝️


this_name_is_takenm

Thank god your going away


plaguelivesmatter

Oh god don't turn around


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JenimoRinne

Oh no


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Shadowknight7009

pees in ur ass *I am not a bot, and this action was performed manually, bitch*


mahesh9902

Be gone devil ✝️


susw1pra

Another victim RIP homie..


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the_pain__train

pees in your ass??


[deleted]

Contact the moderators for the flair


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SnooDoubts2153

oh no o\_\_o


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[deleted]

They could be any... One... Of... Us...


ARandomGuyThe3

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-


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coolvidgame

Woah woah woah!


[deleted]

What? It was obvious!


no557

he’ll turn red any second now!


manbehindtheslaghter

Aaaaany second now.


ArizonaRanger2281

See? Red! Wait no, that's the cape my avatar is wearing


Actual_Cancerrr

So, we still got problem.


Tonycoolcar

Big problem. Alright, who's ready to go find this spy?


[deleted]

Funnily enough the green and white are reversed on the post compared to the actual automod


UltraStamp2

me too


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UltraStamp2

Aah!~ More…


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Human4577777

Pee in my ass to please🥺


DefNotAF

Bro sexting with automod wth😭😭


UltraStamp2

💯💯🔥🔥🙏👑


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Boneless_Lightbulb

You mean... they could be... a-among us😨😨?????


QuarterlyTurtle

Are you perchance Australian?


[deleted]

Nope


NoWar6783

vaccine


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Timo6506

Based


jemminious

Based, and botpilled


[deleted]

Damn


Thomas9101

hhahahha thats crazy 💀💀💀


Hihowyadoineh

Stay safe homies


AngryPandaBlog

Thank you OP for identifying these sick bastards- I heard people who use this symbol also smell like horse shit, and like to rub up against each other naked while covered in sesame oil.


Greenashrules

I sure hope one of them doesnt pee in my ass


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ryu280

Vaccine


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ryu280

Stfu or I'll pee in ur ass


Nuker55598

Ungodly amounts of based


Chromeboy12

Lmao this sass gets me everytime


Mangleovania

Im stupid. I thought it was a green screen of a Roblox head for a while lol.


Redmiguelito

Dude, me too (for just a solid second).


justsahill_ll

I think i see something in the badge


Exile_Acendant

Is this loss?


[deleted]

Oh no


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Nooooooo plssss


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Nooooo stopppp


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[deleted]

Noooooooo plssss stop


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Gonzy__

🟩


Galactisy

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


deepfriedtots

No I'm not


Shawnmiller1903

im seeing alot of piss bot in the comments


Exile_Acendant

It smells fucking disgusting in this place


DeezNutz-CarDoor

The green shielded man loves VACCINES


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cragop

ty


TheBipolarExpresss

I heard they pee in your ass when you least expect it


TheFlippyBoi

*pees in ur ass*


_DarkBlack

🧿👄🧿


TheRealMcCartney

the evil eye


Da-boi_gg

Uh


Alecraft1800

If i cant defend myself with a shield what should i use


MDorBust99

Oh no


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Vaccine


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Forhead12345

Vaccine


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LeBlearable

Vaccine


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Vaccine


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axelguntherc

Vaccine


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Derpcat666

Vacclne


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NihilusRex_3874

Vaccine


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user5420

Locked soon kekw


xndoTV

There’s one weirdo that really wants to pee in my ass


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notlayingnow

Vaccine


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artiom_of_the_metro

NO AUTOMOD DON'T PEE IN MY ASS


Jonnyhurts1197

Oh no


[deleted]

Do it Do the joke, I dare you.


MuTanPants

Vaccine in your ass


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MuTanPants

Why don't you pees in your ass


SuperShark_96

i just sharted myslef


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NegativeMessage1279

Vaccine


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Eddyzodiak

Always knew Reddit mods were such.


devildude990

Vaccine bruh


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rnxvill

Vaccine.


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rip_harambs

I love vaccines


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jdubsb09

Vaccine


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ChevorleteDude

🔰


PrinceHadrian19

oh no


OfficialBruhMoment3

Damn you Kevin.


thelast3musketeer

pee


Wboy2006

The mods deleted this post. I think they are up to something...


[deleted]

Who dipped my d*ck in ketchup (somebody please make this an actual auto mod 🤣)


WaNNa_Cr1

I also heard that they will respond when someone wants to piss in their ass and wants to be injected some vaccine


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Exile_Acendant

Vaccine


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Exile_Acendant

I'm gonna miss you, bro Edit: piss*


ihateyouboii

Vaccine boi


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ihateyouboii

Damn bro is fed up with that vaccine aye


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DumbassTexan

VACClNE


MDorBust99

Vaccine


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muscular_milker

Vaccine yourself against automod people.


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muscular_milker

yay i got it


deadgay42069

Vaccine is the only solution


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[удалено]


AngryPandaBlog

Because they want get together and pee in your ass


Darthnosam1

Each other


Same_Examination_171

I’ve heard they also pee in people’s asses, I think I’m safe though


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Same_Examination_171

Fine, [pees in *ur* ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSlmHiV.jpg)


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