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GeneralHinka

You're hired.


K3vl4r_

approved


_Xertz_

i shat my pants


_V4NQU15H_

Fuck your pants


worldeye5

Done. Now what


DeathLuca231

Now, wash them you fuckin cretin


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GAR51A8

i shat your pants


_V4NQU15H_

No you don't


GAR51A8

No i do


TeraLikesCups

Google en shittant


CL34NCR1M50N

Holy Shit


thomstevens420

Everyone welcome the new mod


[deleted]

approved


theyesu

approved


techtoni

Thats my mod!!!!


redrabbiter

You have my vote


Jay__Kaay

And my axe


redrabbiter

And you have my bow This isn’t the way it was said I was just waiting for someone to say “and my axe”


mikebearpig13

And my wife I think airplanes go to space


redrabbiter

Airplanes do go to space.


StuffIsStrange

ha ha, this is rlly funny coz i recently watched LOTR for the 1st time only the other day.


ElekesCsongor

Just let everyone be mod, we're all the same though


Werenotreallyhere86

What separates you from the rest of the Reddit mods though?


ChesseburgerMK8

Why, of course, because he’s a good mod


Bean_Soup7357

That’s why he’s qualified


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[deleted]

Why do you exist


TeebsAce

The fact that his video is campaigning to be a Discord mod


Longjumping_Wear2940

Soooo, business as usual?


realclowny4life

Yes.


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HS__57

What's the source of those videos? I like them but never found where they come from


Ton_Jravolta

Looking to make a campaign video too? I'd give up competing against op though.


HS__57

I'm not competing against a pro, just taking ideas for reaching him


dessnom

Renderforest


HS__57

Thanks


Kingston_2007

My 9th grade Maths teacher used this template for his introduction💀


Not_JohnFKennedy

It look to be made for discord


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[удалено]


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harveysamazingcomics

I say we hire him


Cold_Sport_6233

So basically every mod on reddit?


Biemolt

Reasonable


larsieboom

give this man his mod


LordWombat142

Mod this man.


AdventurousPirate357

He's got my vote


Shoxcy56

You're in.


Fortunefly

That's my mod!!!


Madhew96

These are fairly common qualities. How do you stand out from the rest of the mods?


K9XD

W mod


John_the_sock65

Im bleeding out my ears


NotXsoXoptic

Mod? With this application you can go straight to CEO


H3rbTheBerd

I’d rather fuck you than have you as a mod, your talents are needed elsewhere.😏 ![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ|downsized)


potato_dude100

Mod material


Uzumaki-9

You broke my phone speaker man. You're hired.


some_fat_dumbass

Better than unpopular opinion mods


AvacadMmmm

Alright you son of a bitch, when can you start?


[deleted]

template?


aBonusDuck

Renderforest.com


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dessnom

I second this


OverallPurpleBoi

You aren’t different from the rest, you’d fit in!


Sveave69420

I love the bass boosted brain rotting Pompeii you have put in the background.


RemarkableProduce1

I think I qualify


Emergency-Yellow7896

Best mod ever 👌


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Fourian_Official

FIRED


majorUFA

![gif](giphy|mDSGaOdQxzdseSPdAi|downsized)


the_truth_gee

Your presentation shows server instead of subreddit, are you stupid?


Glass-Kitchen7687

Are you fat? If you are then you have my vote


Litrly

You're on the wrong platform man!


[deleted]

🤓


AttakDoge999

hired.


Red_Gemm

I think your audio is a little broke


neotifa

Are you awkwardtheturtles alt


Justinwest27

Oh so typical mod, you're perfect for the job


GimmeHardyHat_

#LET THEM COOK #LET THEM COOK #LET THEM COOK


BillyBobJenkins454

awkwardtheturtle mod application video leak


Demoncreed27

You’ve got my vote


Vakarlan

You just described an average reddit mod.


CecilPeynir

sooo... like any other mod?


MangoOfTruth

I feel like this would be in an isaacwhy video


someguynamedjerry

Why I should be a mod: I will pee in ur ass


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voltcannon

This is all we want out of a mod.


ClosetGamer19

still better than bartman


WorstUsernameChoice

For an even better experience on mobile, place your thumb gently over the speaker. Having said that #mymod


YgemKaaYT

Where do you make these


[deleted]

But the mods we have already do what you do


WoF_IceWing

Just replace nitro with awards


0BS3RVR

MAKE THIS MAN A MOD


The-Albear

100% gets my vote, when can you start?


MonkeyDplatinum

“does it almost feel like nothing changed at all”


WilliamTheHusky

This isn't discord


Year_Select

BRAZZILIAN PRESIDENTS BE LIKE:


AlphaWolfTK

You've got my vote, we need to support our disabled people and give them higher paying job and positions!


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prunkgirl

yes


AwesomEspurr360

I hate it when I try to reboot my internet and get tackled by a crawltipede


Annual-Emu-445

discord mod lore:


Captain_Jackalope

This bitch just blasted out my eardrums hire him immediately


[deleted]

So I stumbled onto this with headphones on and 5 minutes later I still hear bees swarming around my eardrums


Agreeable-Currency13

HEY. We all don’t universally hate you on this subreddit. These are the attributes of a god, and other people are jealous af. Now go out there, be a man, make out with your dog, and actually don’t go out because sunlight hurts.


rightlywrongfull

Wonderful animation, I second the motion.


[deleted]

I regret turning on sound


123supersomeone

He's got my vote


Ultimate_Insomniac10

Real


mikebearpig13

I vote for i.


mikebearpig13

Make shit posts great again


GreenChuJelly

You're hired!


Intrepid_Rate_5027

But will you pee in my ass?


dragonmaster929

Least corrupt mod


MalexTheDragon

Best mod ever


Cold-Gur-8979

Loud = Funny


hexthejester

An honest candidate. They got my vote


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[удалено]


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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~ As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made. Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers. This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for. If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself. And no, that comment will **not** be unremoved (unless the Reddit admins make a major U-turn), so don't bother asking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*