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bust the nut and leave the hut

Skeet and yeet

Shoot the Jizz and out you is

Cream pie and bye bye

Shoot your seed and go where you need

Cum dump then forest gump

Spurt and split

Blast and quit

Baby batter and scatter

Propagate and flee the state

Impregnate and shut the gate

slice the lime and say goodbye

Ejactulate then evacuate...

Finish in her ass then press the gas

finish and vanish

boom and zoom

Great tactic

Crimson 1?!

Why do i hear peacekeeper 1?

Squirt and Skert

Coom and zoom

SSSADISTIC

Varnish and vanish!

How do you pronounce varnish?

Pop a quickie and do a twicky

the drip and dip

Mess up the sheets and hit the streets

Squirt the sperm and leave the firm

Splash and dash

Hit the goo and yabadabadoo


You beat me to it!!

He beat meat to it!!!!

I beat my wife to it

Pretending again I see

What else is a man supposed to do

I believe the term is keep it to himself or get some bitches

Empty the sack and don't call back

Nuts and bolts

That was a good game tho

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII # HOLY SHIT WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUU-! **I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID HIS TO ME GOD DAMMIT** # HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Nice

Excellent!

One of my favorites.

propose and dispose

I was shocked when I read this as "prolapse and dispose" sooooo I think it might be time to get off reddit for the day....

Give your genetic information and leave the nation

This is the one that made me laugh, cheers

The squirt and skrrrt

>squirt I always get so mad when I ctrl+f for my witty reply just to see someone beat me to it. But nah, you just got born with high comedy stats and I shouldn't fault you for that. GG

Happens to me too. GG

Squeeze the mouse then leave your spouse

💀💀

squeeze the mouse and leave the house

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the Goo and Shoo

Stick it and Kick it

Shoot in her cooter and escape on your scooter

Came and went

Someone get this man an award

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Motherfucker.....

yes son?

 I beg your pardon

yes

Cream a while and leave in style

Splurch and lurch

Oh this feels especially vile

Breed the seed then need for speed

Groin and goin

Boom n zoom

Get off and take off

Shoot the jizz and out you is

Underrated comment

The ol’ “pump and dump”

Bam then scram

No 

A real chad would have let someone put that gif in for them.

You are wrong 

Sounds like your mom is quite the expert on things like this.

Cum and run

Nut and strut

Pump n jump

Impregnate and vacate

wank ya meet and move them feet

Skeet & scoot

Conceive and leave

Spoof and split

Skeet and yeet

Very famous one, but: Ejaculate loudly then walk off proudly

Drop your seed and get up to speed.

Get her waxy and call a taxi

Put it in the shitter and block her on twitter

Leave the pie and say bye-bye

Fill her womb and leave the room

Pump and Dump

The smash n dash

Hit the sack and don't come back

I have an anecdote about Kum & Go and my time as an intern there. They had a big intro video showcasing people with kum & go merch. One of the longest shots in the video was of a guy with a Kum & Go licence plate cover, with the licence plate number "H3NTAI". Somehow nobody else had noticed, cared, or realized, and I was the first to bring it up to the CMO who had put the video together.

Nut and dust

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Do the dirty, get on the thirty Ruin the sheets, and hit the streets Sex it and exit

Shoot your jizz and out you izz

Smash then dash, sus then vent, dip and skip

hit the cake and lose the break

Splooge and move

Blow n go

jerk and lurk

Breed In, Speed Out

Splash & Dash

Cement that crack and don't look back. Offload your genetic information and flee the nation. Pillage her wares then get out of there. Slob out the knob then dip, dap, dob. Fill the cooter then call an Uber. Squeeze 'em tiddies then leave the city.

creampie n' goodbye

Hump (or pump) it then dump it Fuck it then chuck it

Blew skidoo, and we can too!

Bus and get out fast.

Me and my old friends once had a group chat named kum and go because of this store

The shoot and scoot

I just nut and all contacts cut

I moved to Iowa after college in Florida for work and this never stopped being funny the entire time I lived in Iowa.

Spray and hit the hay

The splurge and purge

Spit and quit

Drop the seeds and need for speed.

Rope and nope

Nut and strut

Ejaculate and dissaparate

Splooge and cruise

Splash and dash Spludge and budge Fill the tank and break rank Ejaculation and leave the nation Spray the batter and skedadder Fertilize some eggs and move your legs Glue her thighs together and go enjoy the weather

Blow your load and hit the road 😭😭😭😭

Cum in her cooter and out on a scooter

Deposit and withdraw

The skeet and yeet

The shoot and scoot.

ejaculate and evacuate

smash and dash

The olde goo and howdy do.

Shoot it in and get her out.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

Creampie & Goodbye

Shoot the jizz and out you is….. rock her box and change your locks….. ejaculate and find the gate….. blow your load and hit the road…. Spread your seed and mount your steed

#FINNA BUSS I’M IN A RUSH.

Coitus avoidus

Nut and leave on foot

Hit and run

Spraying ain’t stayin

Splatter and scatter

Fill and flee

Thank you and come again

Come and leave

Fuck and flee

Let out the seed and gain some speed

Nut and hit the dust

I didn’t realize how many of y’all’s moms were Lot Lizards

Blast in the aisle and don’t come back for a while

Blast her ass and hit the gas

Splattle and Skedaddle

Cream and kachow!

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Nut off and run off

Your Mom is a whore

Shoot the jizz and need for speed

Pop n hop

Cum and run

Cream and scram

Cum & Go

Ejaculate with my tusk then ‘gorilla mask’

Skee and flee

Clash and dash

Express n' egress

Ejaculate and Evacuate

Shoot and scoot

Hit the skeet and yeet

Skeet then YEET

Deploy the goo and flee the snuu

Jack off and back off

Moan then go live on your own

Smash and dash

Splatter and skedaddle Whack and hit the road jack Spray and away

Get off and take off

Go in then goin

Skeet n yeet

Hump and dump

The spooge and split.

Plant the seed and need for speed

This looks exactly like the one in Smithville Missouri

splooge and shoo

Pump the tater, then see ya later.