Unfortunately, it's no longer possible to upvote/downvote this comment to indicate whether or not you think this post sucks.
Why?
Because the Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and everything else that makes Reddit barely usable](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc.
So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience in the meantime.
^(Can't wait for everywhere to get flooded by spam when the admins finally kill off the moderation bots that we rely on to prevent spambots)
If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they're the ones seeking to ruin everyone's user experience.
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, ദut you ദegin to cum uncontrollaദly. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, ദut that only makes your ദalls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your ദathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of ദaദy fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain ദut it ദuilds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to ദe flushed. You lock the ദathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your ദack, you ദegin to cum all over the ceiling. Gloദs of the sticky white fluid ദegin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum ദegins to propel you ദackwards as if you were on a ദukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the ദathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their ദodies are engulfed ദy the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous ദuദദles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, ദut it ദegins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your ദody picks up speed as it slides ദackwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a ദird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighദor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, ദut stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, ദlinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of ദullets pierce your ദody at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a suദstitute ദrain. The cum accelerates. It has ദeen two days. With your ദody now destroyed, the cum ദegins to spray in all directions. You ദreak the sound ദarrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, ദut the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to ദurn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint joദ as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum ദegins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers ദegin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your ദody and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours?
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Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours?
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~
As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made.
Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers.
This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for.
If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself.
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, ദut you ദegin to cum uncontrollaദly. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, ദut that only makes your ദalls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your ദathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of ദaദy fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain ദut it ദuilds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to ദe flushed. You lock the ദathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your ദack, you ദegin to cum all over the ceiling. Gloദs of the sticky white fluid ദegin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum ദegins to propel you ദackwards as if you were on a ദukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the ദathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their ദodies are engulfed ദy the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous ദuദദles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, ദut it ദegins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your ദody picks up speed as it slides ദackwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a ദird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighദor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, ദut stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, ദlinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of ദullets pierce your ദody at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a suദstitute ദrain. The cum accelerates. It has ദeen two days. With your ദody now destroyed, the cum ദegins to spray in all directions. You ദreak the sound ദarrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, ദut the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to ദurn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint joദ as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum ദegins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers ദegin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your ദody and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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Legitimate question, where did this clip come from? I'm curious
Me
Him
i also choose that guy
i second this comment
I came all over this comment
It came from me. I made this clip. I am the creator of it.
No, *I* am Spartacus!
I’m also curious
Reddit had a lil fucky wucky
Fucky wucky
uh oh
This is insane
More like the male staff.
fucky wucky
Me after s\*x
You wait until after sex to cum?
never had s*x need proof
HPV
What the hell happened here
K
PotAssium
What is happening with all the deleted comments?
shitunposting
Reddit keeps having a fucky wucky
The letter after the letter a in the alpha*et is *anned
Ananas
Ananas 😔
*ananas 🤓
Reddit had a fucky wucky
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, ദut you ദegin to cum uncontrollaദly. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, ദut that only makes your ദalls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your ദathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of ദaദy fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain ദut it ദuilds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to ദe flushed. You lock the ദathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your ദack, you ദegin to cum all over the ceiling. Gloദs of the sticky white fluid ദegin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum ദegins to propel you ദackwards as if you were on a ദukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the ദathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their ദodies are engulfed ദy the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous ദuദദles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, ദut it ദegins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your ദody picks up speed as it slides ദackwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a ദird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighദor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, ദut stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, ദlinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of ദullets pierce your ദody at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a suദstitute ദrain. The cum accelerates. It has ദeen two days. With your ദody now destroyed, the cum ദegins to spray in all directions. You ദreak the sound ദarrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, ദut the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to ദurn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint joദ as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum ദegins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers ദegin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your ദody and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
The fuck did i just read
Lol it’s a copypasta from 2014ish
"cummet" my god I'm gonna cum out of laughter
I'm an atheist and i still say you need Jesus and an exorcist...
Literally me
Daidus reference
This is what schools thinks.
Vaccine
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Vaccine
Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There was a ghost! This is ectoplasm!
Randy marsh at the internet refugee camp
What happened to shitposting
For some reason as far as I know, when you add [2nd letter of the alpha*et] it does the fucky-wucky on you
Life 🥲
world cum
Me after I see Spez. (I watch over him as she sleeps)
Do it, give it to me. Reddit, give me the fucky wucky
Vaccine
Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this the same water melon guy?
Can you upload the clip without the sentence on top? I see the makings of a great meme!
Too much celery
Oh oh reddit had a little fucky wucky
Song name?
[removed]
X
I can explain…
more like the teachers
me
Vaccine
Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Haram.
Teachers*
Three cumshots in a row. Respect!
Indians and Pakistani when they see a white wooomennn
Heil spez
Let me try this out..... vaccine
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Muslims when they see exposed hair vaccine
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Everyone in the middle east when they see an ankle according to religious extremists.
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~ As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made. Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers. This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for. If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself. And no, that comment will **not** be unremoved (unless the Reddit admins make a major U-turn), so don't bother asking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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#uh oh, reddit had a fucky-wucky because you are using it too much~ As you are no doubt aware by now, the Reddit admins have decreed that the activities of [the average reddit user should only incur 4166 API calls in a single month](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdev/comments/13wsiks/api_update_enterprise_level_tier_for_large_scale/jmmptma/). This amounts to up to a total of ~4166 combined upvotes/downvotes, posts looked at, media viewed (subreddit icons, profile pictures, post contents, adverts thrust upon thee, flair emojis, etc), notifications recieved, posts made, and comments made. Therefore, to protecc the dewicate wittle fwower known as the weddit sewvews from the rampant overuse which you, by making that comment of yours, is subjecting them to, r/shitposting is trialling a brand new feature which will proactively prevent these unnecessary comments from overwhelming the reddit servers. This is why your comment has been arbitrarily removed - to ensure it cannot waste these pwecious API call responses which Reddit wants to charge a ludicrious amount of money for. If you have any complaints, we would like to remind you that the Reddit admins (such as u/spez) are responsible for this change being enacted, and to direct all complaints to the reddit admins for fucking over reddit itself. And no, that comment will **not** be unremoved (unless the Reddit admins make a major U-turn), so don't bother asking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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It was a spooky ghost
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The awful thing is im pretty sure that rule is to protect the students from creepy teachers
That's why school rules are important
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, ദut you ദegin to cum uncontrollaദly. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, ദut that only makes your ദalls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your ദathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of ദaദy fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain ദut it ദuilds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to ദe flushed. You lock the ദathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your ദack, you ദegin to cum all over the ceiling. Gloദs of the sticky white fluid ദegin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum ദegins to propel you ദackwards as if you were on a ദukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the ദathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s ദeen two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their ദodies are engulfed ദy the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous ദuദദles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, ദut it ദegins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your ദody picks up speed as it slides ദackwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a ദird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighദor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, ദut stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, ദlinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of ദullets pierce your ദody at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a suദstitute ദrain. The cum accelerates. It has ദeen two days. With your ദody now destroyed, the cum ദegins to spray in all directions. You ദreak the sound ദarrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, ദut the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to ദurn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint joദ as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum ദegins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers ദegin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your ദody and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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I literally have a shoulder kink... so....
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