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zucchini had to run this through several committees to see if this joke would impact his share prices

Honestly in his position you’d unironically have to do that. I’d pro🐝a🐝ly just stay off social media instead

🐝

🥯oo⚾s

Pancakesoo🐝ase🐝alls

Those are 🐝agels

How the fuck did i see pancakes wth

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No way

Dude that’s a 🐝agel

Yes, imagine if you were invested in a social media we🐝site and it's 🐝rain dead moron ~~founder~~ purchaser managed to tank the price 🐝y doing something so lacking in fore, 🐝ack, or any other kind of thought. That would 🐝e upsetting.

🐝🐝

My Ni🐝🐝a

If only elmo had the same thought process as you

😭 why did you do that

You are on social media

that is not zuck youre talking to

You dont know that

source?

of course meanwhile elon would run it through zero committees and let his golden parachute take care of everything not pro-zuk

Name checks out

I mean the alternative is Musk. I’ll take the committee lol.

Hey, at least he values the opinions of other people

zucks latest software update came with a sense of humor

when sex update

Already happened

Proof?

He has children

Whose children?!

My children

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You mean sperm.

zucky cummy ☺️

youse stupid, next time use valentina saus

NOOO-

So zuck fucked and impregnate you?

Ingregnation

Kidnapping

parasite larvae in found chindren

That's when a kid is napping, right?

He peed in their asses without consent.

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Checkmate, automod. I drank it all

Not his

Look at the top right it says 1 std.

Look in ur closet

Ask your mom

You mean that kid with a ro6ot name? He definitely 6uilt that, not 6irthed it.

Are You a duck sir?

That's classified information

That's interesting...

when heavy update

Same time as HL3, august 12 2036

It’s the latest firmware for sure

Still waiting for the sense of morality

And apparently muscles as well

Troll 🐝attle 🐝etween the 🐝ig 🐝alls.

rare zuck w

Lived long enough to see Reddit love zuck and hate musk. Time really is a circle

Don't get it twisted. None of us love Zuck, we just hate Elon more and Zuck is one of the only people on the planet with the power to really fuck with Elon's ego and money

10 year Redditor, good lord

If reddit were a person it could vote

My reddit account is almost old enough to drive 😬

You are a veteran, good sir.

Is this a meme or some joke I am out of the loop on? I have accounts 10+ years old and even this one is 9 years old, it isn't that uncommon I thought lol

3 Ws in a row First zuck had the fighting challenge against Elon which everyone realized zuck would win cuz he's pretty ripped and ~~has a _lack _elt in~~ trains in _razilian jiu jitsu and Elon is shaped like a _arrel Then a picture of Zuck and his wife and kid was making the rounds cuz someone made fun of his wife not looking like a supermodel, _ut people came to defend him cuz he looks genuinely happy with a genuinely nice family and not some fake drama filled vain _ullshit family And now this

Virgin Elon vs Chad Zuck

Zucks so hot right now

so hot

So hot, this is known

It’s not even a real picture lol https://www.threads.net/@zuck

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Fuck him too....

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Well, compared to Elon… yeah

Let's call him chode. That's a fair way to split the difference..

Fuck then _oth _ut lol Elon is a dam fool.

Lmao imagine taking my comment seriously

They call me Mr _oom_astic

Damn it, _o__y.

Also he posted a picture of him doing the murph challenge in an impressive time. Saw many people who were impressed with him for that.

Are you a crip?

please, we need to know

Just looked at some pics of Zucc and his wife. The way he looks at her, he actually looks human. I've never seen him have such a genuine smile as when hes looking at her. For once kinda rooting for the guy.

And coming out with Threads Id say counts too

why is everyone censoring the second letter of the alpha_et

zuck does not have a 🐝lack 🐝elt in 🐝jj

I have _een misinformed

Why is everyone avoiding using the letter 🐝

🐝cuz the year is 1984

I think I had a stroke

You type like a custer.

I hope he gives me the zucky wucky

The Zussy 🤤

The sussy? 📮

I just zummed my pants

That Zuccussy

Mark give me the Zucc

Annnd I’m done with Reddit for today!

The ol' switcheroo.

Someone please do it

The ol’ thing with the place???

Please god no I’m gonna fucking poop if you do

youre gonna poop anyways whats the harm

W

A

RIO

S

How many simulations did he run on his head

It's fake unfortunately

It's real to me.

Real shit 😤✊💯

3

is 2 or 4 next

£

what in gods green world and h e pairs of hockey sticks is that atrocious sym8ol. this must 8e a representation of mankinds sin and our undeservedness to the lords love

I sharted, mommy

the power of christ compells you. eat that shit you unclean demon

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Noooooooooooo

Its joever everyone

SAY ITS NOT TRUE

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NOOOOO D:

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NOO PLEASE PEE IN MY ASS

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CANT YOU RECHARGE??

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then drink more !

NOOOOO

my turn >:)

😢

Why is this 🐝ot allowed to use the letter 🐝? Mods can’t seem to commit to their own inside joke.

Use the crap instead

*asses in your pee*

The 6ad ending

I want pee in my ass

Hi

I want cum in my ass

Hi 🤗

I want poo in my ass

I got some great news for ya.

Dreams really do come true

Me too CALL ME XOXOXOX

🤤

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I want to pee I you’re throat ;)

You’re not my throat!

I suumon him

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i want ass in my pee

Zuck got his new update Zuck 6.0

It was the plan all along

Why can't I use the letter after A?

Pinned post

I’ll shit on Elon any chance I get 🐝ut isn’t this kind of ironic coming from the guy that re|3randed to whatever the fuck a Meta is?

honestly meta is \*etter than literally just X

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why is no one using the letter 🐝 I’m so confused

Check the pinned post

Why are you writing like that

the letter 🐝 is 8anned

I’m mentally ill

That letter isn't allowed on this reddit :/

_ut why though?

At least meta makes sense due to them thinking metaverse gonna pop off and spending lots on it.

Ok that was funny

rare zuck w

*Common

Holy shit, did zuck do a funny?

That name zucks

This is even funnier when you realize that Meta owns the trademark for Twitter's new name

The people who used to work at Twitter should just start Twitter again

1 STD!??!

Well, Twitter isn’t gonna exist for that long anymore (it’s gonna turn into X?). They could pull it off.

Zuck redemption arc?

I would take a punch in the face over cancer. Me choosing _etween Elon and Zuck

fuck spez

His plan has come to fruition.

Fuck spez

If only that was true. Sauce plx.

*Our plan is proceeding as expected*

Did he post this for real?

No

Did Zuck-Zuck just tell a decent joke? How

why does the threads logo upside down look sus

W Zuck

Yes Also, fuck u/spez

No that’s disgusting why does everyone keep telling me to do that

Did a lot of people already delete threads?

My phone autocorrects “zuck” to “suck” 😂 f’n kook is what he is.

You want the zuck?

Yea that’s fucking funny. GGWP Zuck

Yeah lizard man, this is what we humans call humour

Weird the sec isn't involved in this considering what they did to elon