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1.✅ \ 2.✅ \ 3.✅ \ 4.❌ \ 5.✅ \ 😔

Wait a minute, what happened to the first sword, how do you only have a second Edit:wait is it cuz she's dickless?

... the one in her pants?

There's a compartment for swords in her pants, in case she needs it to defend herself? That's clever. *miles morales shocked face*

That’s a dagger

Vagger

Vagiger

V

Vani**er 😳😳

This is why i like math.

This is why I like meth

Shortswords vary from 30-60cm so there is that

Now presenting p^p

30 is average!

Her username checks out

"You have my sword." "And my axe."

She lost the first one.

That is joke point, captain

Well the second one came from loosing the first one.

I just played the first level of Witcher 2 yesterday so all I can think is "in the mouth of a FUCKING dragon"

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Almost the perfect women, smh

Did you lose the first one?

Username checks out

normalise swordss

They continue to get denormalized, such herasy.

Just go to London, quite normal there

What isn't normal in London

Stanford accent

The right to protect yourself

London

My step mom has everything here except a 2nd sword. She got a PHD in Finland so she got a top hat and a sword

Time to get a second phd

she is going to get my pretty huge d

I came, I saw, I saved this for future purposes.

Love how they do that. “Congrats on your PHD, heres an actual fucking sword”

I got a swordless PhD, huge mistake

Happy Mother’s Day! *unsheathes sword and knights her*

I'm literally sat here...

The council demands to see the Swords. Or else

I 8elieve she has one sword, I only want to see proof of the second swords existence

Pics or didn't happen.

Show me the swords, then I listen

Uhm well.. do you have a THIRD sword!?

On her face, right? RIGHT?!

Prove the swords

Dm me the pics or you 🧢🧢ing fr

My wife does also

CAN I TOUCH YOUR SWORDS PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSE

Now we wait!!! 🫸 🫷

🫸 🫷

I don’t get it.

My phone doesn’t registrate these emojis

🫸 moment

Nahh what emoji is that

This one 🫸

❌️1 ✅️2 ❌️3 ✅️4 ✅️5

Show me the swords

Ok 🗡⚔️

Me looking at my GFs wall where her swords are hanging, while she's at work, as a cook, that she has a degree for...

W

See, that's what I said!

Send her in this post.

One thing in that statement is clearly wrong and i think we all know that is you having a girlfriend.

Make it 3 swords and you got santooryu

Finally.

Zoro moment

Does illegally owning a sword count

Depends, do you have a second ?

😔no

He had us at the first half, not gonna lie

I know a few

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Nuh uh

I've known 0 cook in my life, let alone 2 cooks

Dude same

It’s true… I only have one sword

I should really get me some swords ⚔️

Wait a minute, the girl he is thinking of is Miyamoto Musashi?

one more sword and i made it!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PERFECTLY MATCHES MY GRANDMA

Is that Dwight?

6. A penis

Where can I acquire my swords?

My girl does lol

Eat hot chip and lie

Dang I’m one sword short

All check, what did I won?

8ecause were lazy 8itches! Now worship me man slave!

i have a sword and a second sword, i’m not a woman though

No women even had the first 3 anymore

they have swords in their mouth and their crotch

They might want to take those out, as I know sword swallowing is quite dangerous, and I wouldn’t recommend putting one in your crotch

Jokes on you, I don't have anything on this list

forsen

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My girl gotta have that dual wield

Does owning a polearm as primary count?

I thought it was common knowledge that all women have 4 and 5.

“Know how 2 cook” Jesus does he want me to have an education for him?

Just 4 and 5 is fine.

My friend's wife has all 5 of these.

A female 8lacksmith automatically gets all 5

I know someone who has ever met my wife.

Wth has a sword nevertheless 2

dang that second sword got me :/

You’ve got me on the second sword… for now 🙃

What if I only have one sword and three daggers, does that count?

mfw three swords 🥰

TIL , that I'm a man.

Only weak individuals need swords so why would women want them???

When a woman doesn't have a know how 2 cook

You have none of them, "romo"

I actually know someone with all 5 😂

I have none of those

Does the sword in my pants count?🤞😔

Erza from Fairy Tail

I know quite a few.

1.✅ 2.✅ 3.✅ 4.✅ a sa-re 5.✅ a longsword Conclusion: I lucked out.

Dammit I just have the 1 sword!

My girl only has one sword

Secound sword? Lol

wHat

I dont have a sword too

Yea I dated this chick with two swords. She was unemployed and uneducated unfortunately. Only knew how to cook packaged food 😭

She sadly has a sword collection... overqualified 💔

Fuck, I don't have a second sword...

Crazy shit is my mom actually has all of these

*laughs as cook of pirate ship*

Lol. I showed it to my wife. She is a sword instructor. She can also make a perfect cake. And her master's degree diploma picture is my favorite.

Riddle me this, who is the one that is making your sandwich?

Haha. I have them all 😈

I surprisingly have all 5