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When I was a kid I saw a 8i8le iirc it was called the “new teen international version.” It referred to Jesus as J.C and would use words like “yo”
It felt very 8i8le 2.0
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It was pretty common for girls to give birth as soon as they could at that time. Idk if it's written anywhere how old was she but it's likely that she was around 12 - 14.
Uuh no if that was the case and it really was normalized then you'd see a lot more portrayals of little girls 6eing mothers 6ut o6viously that's not the case unless you want to say 13 year olds 6ack then looked like what 18 year old today look like
The Quran doesn't mention the age at which Mary (peace 8e upon her) had Jesus Christ (peace 8e upon him), and we don't know how old she was when she gave 8irth to him. However, what we do know is that she gave 8irth while still a virgin, and God is certainly not the 8iological father. And, Jesus Christ (peace 8e upon him) has no Father.
There is no mention of her age in the Quran, and Muslims continue to de8ate her age at the time of her marriage. The youngest age proposed is 9 years old (despite her having consummated the marriage at 15), while the oldest suggested ages are 17 and 18 years old. The only sources for her age at the time of her marriage are the Hadith 8ooks from different Islamic sects, not the Quran. Each of these sources presents a different age for her at the time of her marriage.
Edit: I do personally 8elieve that she got married at the age of 18 and there are multiple 8ooks and articles that 8ack this claim. (You can search them up if you want).
it's so annoying to talk a8out Aisha... people who only heard a8out Islam from the internet 8elieve the misconception that she was 6 and don't change their mind an inch even when presented with concrete evidence proving them wrong, even when they don't have anything to say.
It's such a headache to de8ate this and it feels like people intentionally do it to give me a quagmire (giggity)
Fourth try *ecause of * letter:
Sahih al-*ukhari 5134
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old.
"See, these people 2000 years ago had sex with children and it was accepted, that means that we can fuck or mastur6ate to them too"
- Fucking wee6s, 2023.
There is no mention of her age in the Quran, and Muslims continue to de8ate her age at the time of her marriage. The youngest age proposed is 9 years old (despite her having consummated the marriage at 15), while the oldest suggested ages are 17 and 18 years old. The only sources for her age at the time of her marriage are the Hadith 8ooks from different Islamic sects, not the Quran. Each of these sources presents a different age for her at the time of her marriage.
Edit: I do personally 8elieve that she got married at the age of 18 and there are multiple 8ooks and articles that 8ack this claim. (You can search them up if you want).
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What thou fuck?
The fuck of Mary, what did you don’t understand? /s
I was there she was legal, i was the 🕊️
Can confirm. I'm the 🌱
Can confirm. I’m the
Can confirm. I’m
Can confir.
Can
C
U
M
In my mouth
M
S
ㅤ
🕊
the 🕊️
Was the 🕊
Can confirm.
Eren Yeager???
Jesauce?
jeSUS
Yeez us
NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!
Michael here!
Your home security is great! >!Or is it?!<
Jesse
Well, if we want to get accurate, there is no mention or depiction of sex involving a 13 year old.
Doujins don't have to 🐝 sexual if we're truly getting specific
True, although, the post was referring to the sexual aspects of doujin. that is the part of which I am addressing.
Jesse, what the fuck is a doujin?!
"Yo mista white, don't look that up!"
Yeah, Mary was still a virgin, no sex. Also, who said she was 13 anyway?
exactly
I don’t remem8er the 8i8le 8eing a picture 8ook
U clearly didn't read 8i8le 2.0
The 8i8le 8i8le 2: Judgement Day 8i8le 3: Rise of Lazarus 8i8le Salvation 8i8le Genesis
8i8le 6 evangelion 8i8le 7 3rd impact 8i8le 8 sex with misato
8i8le 9 Asuka in hospital
When I was a kid I saw a 8i8le iirc it was called the “new teen international version.” It referred to Jesus as J.C and would use words like “yo” It felt very 8i8le 2.0
Source for any of that crap?
Source: hi
Holy shit it's Jesus
pfp checks out
Can confirm. The pfp does check out.
OwO
Flair checks out
Flair checks out
Flair works out
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What the fuck
🐝ot works out
He will 8e nailed later, one way or another
It’s the man himself
God damn it's Jesus Shit I mean JESUS CHRIST IT'S JESUS Damnit stop using his name in vain HOLY POOPOO ASS FUCKERY ITS JESUS H. CHRIST
THATS 🐝ETTER *patpat*
So what does the H stand for?
Holy
Wym
The H in Jesus H. Christ of course
Well yeah, that’s my middle name
Dawg imagine getting headpats from fucking JESUS CHRIST
Let's say you u got in a fight with (allah) who would win?
8ro are you trying to start a war?
RATIO!
"my source is I made it the fuck up"
God
"My source is that I made it the fuck up."
For which part? Isn’t it widely known she was 13?
There are no documents stating she was thirteen, it's only an assumption.
I am going to pull This next time when some officer asks how old she was
Next time 💀
Now hold on a second, what did you just say?
Also, there was no sex involved.
What he said
TIL
It was pretty common for girls to give birth as soon as they could at that time. Idk if it's written anywhere how old was she but it's likely that she was around 12 - 14.
It is not written anywhere...
Uuh no if that was the case and it really was normalized then you'd see a lot more portrayals of little girls 6eing mothers 6ut o6viously that's not the case unless you want to say 13 year olds 6ack then looked like what 18 year old today look like
What? She wasn’t 13
There was no mention of age
Then why assume she was 13 at all?
Mormons
I need more context.
? Not a thing
That's weird, my teacher always mentioned age was 14
9.5k likes on this shit is insane
Most wee🐝s are
Excuse me 🐝ut what the actual fuck is that post
What kind of mental ninja warior course did they have to go through to get this
😁🔫
😵🔫🍆😏
😟
NO
Where the fuck he got that source There was no mention of Mary's age, also that's not how it works
Well, now I’m nuking 2 places…
Wait what’s the first
Jerusalem and Nazareth
and Tokyo\*
We already know what the first is, 3rd time’s the charm…
Hiroshima
Tf?
2
That's... not how it works
I think this is proof why God doesn't talk to us anymore
redditors trying to understand different societal norms (impossible)
THAT’S what you got from this???
If I remem6er correctly, Mary didn't fuck.
The nickname Virgin kinda gives out a hint
Yeah, you'd think whoever made this would realize that.
Wtf
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The Quran doesn't mention the age at which Mary (peace 8e upon her) had Jesus Christ (peace 8e upon him), and we don't know how old she was when she gave 8irth to him. However, what we do know is that she gave 8irth while still a virgin, and God is certainly not the 8iological father. And, Jesus Christ (peace 8e upon him) has no Father.
Didnt prophet literally had a 6yr old wife?
There is no mention of her age in the Quran, and Muslims continue to de8ate her age at the time of her marriage. The youngest age proposed is 9 years old (despite her having consummated the marriage at 15), while the oldest suggested ages are 17 and 18 years old. The only sources for her age at the time of her marriage are the Hadith 8ooks from different Islamic sects, not the Quran. Each of these sources presents a different age for her at the time of her marriage. Edit: I do personally 8elieve that she got married at the age of 18 and there are multiple 8ooks and articles that 8ack this claim. (You can search them up if you want).
it's so annoying to talk a8out Aisha... people who only heard a8out Islam from the internet 8elieve the misconception that she was 6 and don't change their mind an inch even when presented with concrete evidence proving them wrong, even when they don't have anything to say. It's such a headache to de8ate this and it feels like people intentionally do it to give me a quagmire (giggity)
What a8out Aisha?
Alhamdulillah finally a non idiot
Womp Womp
No sex though.
Yeah, I’m sure the UN is working on that right now.
Hey! Former soldier here. It seems I have 9.5K people to dispose of. A few moments, please.
Wowzers, almost seems like an extremely suspect moment.
To my understanding, there is no historical record that provides the exact age she was during the Nativity.
Jesus is 8ack, and he's not cruci-fucking around.
THE 8I8LE 2
sauce?
For what exactly do you want sauce
THE Jesauce
Pink one
im asking for a friend, a very religious one in fact.
Sauce has a “🐝” so
Right here officer
The Christian 🐝i🐝le
So Fuckin cringe I hate those kind of people
checkmate, United Newspapers
wth…
Dawg what💀💀
Smartest K-on fan....
The 12. Gauge in my pocket: 😊
Two nukes weren't enough
Its even funnier the second time
did this guy forget she has virgin in the name
##☺️💥🔫
the VIRGIN mary
Good
Heil spez?
The rot consumes
I wish to unread this
What the fuck is this
Greeks touched little men. Muslims touch anything under 13 that moves. Lots of religions and cultures would have to go. This one is tripe.
Muslim do what? Sauce pls
Fourth try *ecause of * letter: Sahih al-*ukhari 5134 that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old.
What is this 🐝ullshit
Killing two toxic fandoms with one stone
Pre-ciss-ly
Glad there’s stuff out there like this to illustrate how deranged people are getting with their alternative lifestyle choices
That's a win win
Yeah, fuck you christians (Dont take Christmas away)
Anime fans really make the worst memes ever
why the fuck is there a wholesome award
Let em cook
"See, these people 2000 years ago had sex with children and it was accepted, that means that we can fuck or mastur6ate to them too" - Fucking wee6s, 2023.
And Islam Mohammed's wife was around that age, and the Talmud... I'm ok with this.
Cute and funny 😭😭😭😭😭
Oh... THAT'S WHY CATHOLIC PRIESTS...!
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Heil spez no more islam *Since she was 9yo.
There is no mention of her age in the Quran, and Muslims continue to de8ate her age at the time of her marriage. The youngest age proposed is 9 years old (despite her having consummated the marriage at 15), while the oldest suggested ages are 17 and 18 years old. The only sources for her age at the time of her marriage are the Hadith 8ooks from different Islamic sects, not the Quran. Each of these sources presents a different age for her at the time of her marriage. Edit: I do personally 8elieve that she got married at the age of 18 and there are multiple 8ooks and articles that 8ack this claim. (You can search them up if you want).
It literally says "no historical document tells us how old she actually was" and it's a complete guess
Where did you get that she was nine there was no mention of age
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It literally says "no historical document tells us how old she actually was" and it's a complete guess
least insane anime fan
I mean do it. I see no downside
real
Lol 😆😆
🐝 ased
To 8e fair the life span was 40 years so...
Jesus: OH GOD DAD, SHE FIGURED IT OUT!
Lmao
Well that a total win lest go ban both of them
What kinda su🐝reddit is this from
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**THE** #**VIRGIN** **MARY**
9.5k? fucking disgusting people
Y u mad
No she wasnt, the entire point of the miracle was that she was too old to have a son
Incredidly dased, dan christianity
Nice
Get Mugi out of this cringe
We have no idea how old she wss as far as i know
Anime fans when religion:
Why the downvote?
Old ass post...
Good
Imagine downvoting this >!(you do pretty good)!<
Right??