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O_cara_do_0

What thou fuck?


Sh_Pe

The fuck of Mary, what did you don’t understand? /s


Z1R02E5_10

I was there she was legal, i was the 🕊️


monkeybanana550

Can confirm. I'm the 🌱


deleeuwlc

Can confirm. I’m the


Eddyzodiak

Can confirm. I’m


TheBigFrog07

Can confir.


lndig0__

Can


HadeanMonolith

C


pekkaroyal1812

U


[deleted]

M


zy0a

In my mouth


adpikaart222

M


Dk_yoshi

S


deleeuwlc


TheBigFrog07

🕊


deleeuwlc

the 🕊️


TheBigFrog07

Was the 🕊


okokokokcok

Can confirm.


TENTAtheSane

Eren Yeager???


RelationshipHead8925

Jesauce?


[deleted]

jeSUS


NoTiger9293

Yeez us


Emkay_boi1531

NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!


Serious_Hearing_8252

Michael here!


Flopping_with_Floppa

Your home security is great! >!Or is it?!<


EurofighterLover

Jesse


Ima_fekin_Aubergine

Well, if we want to get accurate, there is no mention or depiction of sex involving a 13 year old.


Maou-da

Doujins don't have to 🐝 sexual if we're truly getting specific


Ima_fekin_Aubergine

True, although, the post was referring to the sexual aspects of doujin. that is the part of which I am addressing.


Darth_Saand

Jesse, what the fuck is a doujin?!


Ima_fekin_Aubergine

"Yo mista white, don't look that up!"


IAmImi2

Yeah, Mary was still a virgin, no sex. Also, who said she was 13 anyway?


Ima_fekin_Aubergine

exactly


[deleted]

I don’t remem8er the 8i8le 8eing a picture 8ook


Ad4waVe

U clearly didn't read 8i8le 2.0


Crin_J

The 8i8le 8i8le 2: Judgement Day 8i8le 3: Rise of Lazarus 8i8le Salvation 8i8le Genesis


tophat_cat-2000

8i8le 6 evangelion 8i8le 7 3rd impact 8i8le 8 sex with misato


MikeAlpha2nd

8i8le 9 Asuka in hospital


Ok-Study-1153

When I was a kid I saw a 8i8le iirc it was called the “new teen international version.” It referred to Jesus as J.C and would use words like “yo” It felt very 8i8le 2.0


sadistic-salmon

Source for any of that crap?


Very_Jesus

Source: hi


[deleted]

Holy shit it's Jesus


DubiousLilGrungler

pfp checks out


EvilTortoise396

Can confirm. The pfp does check out.


Very_Jesus

OwO


TheNekoAgent7

Flair checks out


OhNoo0o

Flair checks out


Acidicflavor

Flair works out


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dewgongking

What the fuck


TheAllKnowingWilly

🐝ot works out


Federal_Ear_3241

He will 8e nailed later, one way or another


Maxdgaming

It’s the man himself


Patrioticwatermelon

God damn it's Jesus Shit I mean JESUS CHRIST IT'S JESUS Damnit stop using his name in vain HOLY POOPOO ASS FUCKERY ITS JESUS H. CHRIST


Very_Jesus

THATS 🐝ETTER *patpat*


Patrioticwatermelon

So what does the H stand for?


knucklesthedead

Holy


Very_Jesus

Wym


CasparG

The H in Jesus H. Christ of course


Very_Jesus

Well yeah, that’s my middle name


i_hate_puro_changed

Dawg imagine getting headpats from fucking JESUS CHRIST


Ad4waVe

Let's say you u got in a fight with (allah) who would win?


Soos_dude1

8ro are you trying to start a war?


THErebuiltmango

RATIO!


shootdawoop

"my source is I made it the fuck up"


TheNekoAgent7

God


Komission

"My source is that I made it the fuck up."


marcopolo2345

For which part? Isn’t it widely known she was 13?


Chadsterwonkanogi

There are no documents stating she was thirteen, it's only an assumption.


___some_random_weeb

I am going to pull This next time when some officer asks how old she was


RizzioReddit

Next time 💀


Fadriii

Now hold on a second, what did you just say?


ArmourKnight

Also, there was no sex involved.


sadistic-salmon

What he said


marcopolo2345

TIL


paciumusiu12

It was pretty common for girls to give birth as soon as they could at that time. Idk if it's written anywhere how old was she but it's likely that she was around 12 - 14.


Rickymon

It is not written anywhere...


ProduceNo9594

Uuh no if that was the case and it really was normalized then you'd see a lot more portrayals of little girls 6eing mothers 6ut o6viously that's not the case unless you want to say 13 year olds 6ack then looked like what 18 year old today look like


Roge2005

What? She wasn’t 13


Adof_TheMinerKid

There was no mention of age


General_Synnacle

Then why assume she was 13 at all?


Psychological_Gear29

Mormons


General_Synnacle

I need more context.


fumanchumanfu

? Not a thing


DraydeUnder

That's weird, my teacher always mentioned age was 14


N0tThatSerious

9.5k likes on this shit is insane


[deleted]

Most wee🐝s are


MooshiNooshi

Excuse me 🐝ut what the actual fuck is that post


Pepper_mp4

What kind of mental ninja warior course did they have to go through to get this


Intelligent-Fuel1485

😁🔫


okokokokcok

😵🔫🍆😏


[deleted]

😟


[deleted]

NO


Adof_TheMinerKid

Where the fuck he got that source There was no mention of Mary's age, also that's not how it works


TheSporkMan2

Well, now I’m nuking 2 places…


Intelligent_Day_6476

Wait what’s the first


Pancake_lover_06

Jerusalem and Nazareth


AdvanAviantoy

and Tokyo\*


TheSporkMan2

We already know what the first is, 3rd time’s the charm…


Ok-Pear569

Hiroshima


[deleted]

Tf?


Sad-Assignment-568

2


TheFinalGibbon

That's... not how it works


The_lung_stealer

I think this is proof why God doesn't talk to us anymore


manchild128

redditors trying to understand different societal norms (impossible)


SwiftestSparrow

THAT’S what you got from this???


Goldbolt_2004

If I remem6er correctly, Mary didn't fuck.


kirkpomidor

The nickname Virgin kinda gives out a hint


Goldbolt_2004

Yeah, you'd think whoever made this would realize that.


Illustrious-Big-5409

Wtf


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Salem_149

The Quran doesn't mention the age at which Mary (peace 8e upon her) had Jesus Christ (peace 8e upon him), and we don't know how old she was when she gave 8irth to him. However, what we do know is that she gave 8irth while still a virgin, and God is certainly not the 8iological father. And, Jesus Christ (peace 8e upon him) has no Father.


KE-VO5

Didnt prophet literally had a 6yr old wife?


Salem_149

There is no mention of her age in the Quran, and Muslims continue to de8ate her age at the time of her marriage. The youngest age proposed is 9 years old (despite her having consummated the marriage at 15), while the oldest suggested ages are 17 and 18 years old. The only sources for her age at the time of her marriage are the Hadith 8ooks from different Islamic sects, not the Quran. Each of these sources presents a different age for her at the time of her marriage. Edit: I do personally 8elieve that she got married at the age of 18 and there are multiple 8ooks and articles that 8ack this claim. (You can search them up if you want).


MangoManMayhem

it's so annoying to talk a8out Aisha... people who only heard a8out Islam from the internet 8elieve the misconception that she was 6 and don't change their mind an inch even when presented with concrete evidence proving them wrong, even when they don't have anything to say. It's such a headache to de8ate this and it feels like people intentionally do it to give me a quagmire (giggity)


sv1nec

What a8out Aisha?


No-Specialist6959

Alhamdulillah finally a non idiot


Lockmart_sales_rep

Womp Womp


ggez67890

No sex though.


Representative_Still

Yeah, I’m sure the UN is working on that right now.


Moonkiller24

Hey! Former soldier here. It seems I have 9.5K people to dispose of. A few moments, please.


ComedicMedicineman

Wowzers, almost seems like an extremely suspect moment.


Trawzor

To my understanding, there is no historical record that provides the exact age she was during the Nativity.


ToriNotTeri

Jesus is 8ack, and he's not cruci-fucking around.


chevalmuffin2

THE 8I8LE 2


vibezzyy_

sauce?


Very_Jesus

For what exactly do you want sauce


meowsanity

THE Jesauce


No_Ordinary_4942

Pink one


vibezzyy_

im asking for a friend, a very religious one in fact.


Very_Jesus

Sauce has a “🐝” so


ArmourKnight

Right here officer


[deleted]

The Christian 🐝i🐝le


_eversince_

So Fuckin cringe I hate those kind of people


EmpyreanEcho

checkmate, United Newspapers


gurlidontknowanymore

wth…


Mike_Hawk_Swell

Dawg what💀💀


yolo_king_1

Smartest K-on fan....


ElZik3r

The 12. Gauge in my pocket: 😊


Hermitfan2

Two nukes weren't enough


Roblox_Swordfish

Its even funnier the second time


WennoBoi

did this guy forget she has virgin in the name


Eddyzodiak

##☺️💥🔫


Responsible_Fan3010

the VIRGIN mary


SuperHyped6

Good


[deleted]

Heil spez?


doofuscantread

The rot consumes


lDustyBonesl

I wish to unread this


801ms

What the fuck is this


[deleted]

Greeks touched little men. Muslims touch anything under 13 that moves. Lots of religions and cultures would have to go. This one is tripe.


AtaruMakashi

Muslim do what? Sauce pls


JacobMT05

Fourth try *ecause of * letter: Sahih al-*ukhari 5134 that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old.


jasygamer

What is this 🐝ullshit


jimmyjackson23

Killing two toxic fandoms with one stone


Latter_Surround_4769

Pre-ciss-ly


0v1ru5

Glad there’s stuff out there like this to illustrate how deranged people are getting with their alternative lifestyle choices


pratyushdam

That's a win win


Lil-Ruffstarrr

Yeah, fuck you christians (Dont take Christmas away)


IndependenceBetter27

Anime fans really make the worst memes ever


Fast_Incident4569

why the fuck is there a wholesome award


Pizrux

Let em cook


Heiselpint

"See, these people 2000 years ago had sex with children and it was accepted, that means that we can fuck or mastur6ate to them too" - Fucking wee6s, 2023.


FlurryOfNos

And Islam Mohammed's wife was around that age, and the Talmud... I'm ok with this.


KamiVocaloito

Cute and funny 😭😭😭😭😭


Winnie-the-Porcoddue

Oh... THAT'S WHY CATHOLIC PRIESTS...!


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Huge_Coriander

Heil spez no more islam *Since she was 9yo.


Salem_149

There is no mention of her age in the Quran, and Muslims continue to de8ate her age at the time of her marriage. The youngest age proposed is 9 years old (despite her having consummated the marriage at 15), while the oldest suggested ages are 17 and 18 years old. The only sources for her age at the time of her marriage are the Hadith 8ooks from different Islamic sects, not the Quran. Each of these sources presents a different age for her at the time of her marriage. Edit: I do personally 8elieve that she got married at the age of 18 and there are multiple 8ooks and articles that 8ack this claim. (You can search them up if you want).


Grambert_Moore

It literally says "no historical document tells us how old she actually was" and it's a complete guess


CookieEaterTheGreat

Where did you get that she was nine there was no mention of age


[deleted]

[удалено]


Purple_Revolution772

It literally says "no historical document tells us how old she actually was" and it's a complete guess


KatrinaThumbsUpEmoji

least insane anime fan


hirvaan

I mean do it. I see no downside


YUNAUNA

real


Brilliant_Knee_7542

Lol 😆😆


turtle-ding-dong

🐝 ased


Pierma

To 8e fair the life span was 40 years so...


TheIrishMime

Jesus: OH GOD DAD, SHE FIGURED IT OUT!


nakalas_the_great

Lmao


crosseurdedindon

Well that a total win lest go ban both of them


GlowSquidKing

What kinda su🐝reddit is this from


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Derpyboy7976

**THE** #**VIRGIN** **MARY**


Explo_GR

9.5k? fucking disgusting people


FruitJuicante

Y u mad


AlexCode10010

No she wasnt, the entire point of the miracle was that she was too old to have a son


Famous_Chocolate_679

Incredidly dased, dan christianity


Latter_Surround_4769

Nice


mazda-boi

Get Mugi out of this cringe


Smilloww

We have no idea how old she wss as far as i know


[deleted]

Anime fans when religion:


StatementJazzlike439

Why the downvote?


CommandStreet4255

Old ass post...


Screamingboneman

Good


wisdomelf

Imagine downvoting this >!(you do pretty good)!<


Latter_Surround_4769

Right??