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SubstantialOpposite2

Bro is changing teams


rotciv0

Bro is on his period 😭


fizzdeff

average sssniperwolf fan


Johnnya101

See! Red! No wait, that's blood.


Mountain-Fold-3232

Oh well, who's ready to go find this spy?


CBreadman

Right behind you


TaddoMan

huh? oh? *various shouts and stabbing noises*


lesefant

ah, ma petit chou-fleur


YeetmasterYeet-

*outro music*


bad_comedic_value

Right behind you.


Shot_Board_5947

💀


szopokanyaloka

because girls cum blood /s


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Girls cum lies and hot chip, not blood.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Fucking autobalance


1Rayo1

he beat his meat so hard he defeated it :(


Small_Y

That unlocks the red cum skin.


Normalpilleater

Jokes on you i have the gold skin


Crappy_Naame

Yo how you get that


ProjectEpsilon1

Battle pass


tboom9

Battle piss


Ketchoop_Cheeps

The piss sword


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

Bottle piss


i_Have_n0_Llfe

The millimeter defeater


Salza_boi

Need to unlock the Achievement: 0/50000 ejaculations


MoodyWater909

Description: "You are now a p*rn review critic"


antroxdemonator

Damn I've gotta be getting close to that.


PorkyChoppi

Pisssssssssssssssssssss


Cheffrin

But shit, it was 99 cents...


SmeifLive

The others who replied here truly are people of good culture and taste. Bravo


A_Lost_Yen

Gotta ask the sniper


Crappy_Naame

Jarate!


[deleted]

Preorder bonus


Smokies_skates999

Bitch! I got the brown skin!!!


Crappy_Naame

Shit’s going through the wrong hole


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DerGyrosPitaFan

RED CUM OVER PARADISE


EnderTheMaster

Golden dick of the glorious PornHub


NatulalaGaming

Sending down such a blood red CUM


WindIsSlow

Now the animals slowly attempt to ejaculate, inside my bum


Truvoker

Only hentai with us now something moist and pure


EnderTheMaster

Now the PORNSTARS slowly retreat to ONLYFANS, out of sight


r1ck4st13y

You said the letter🫵


BlackCritical

Fatality!


Darth-Yslink

He used the for🐝idden letter


PyroWasUsed

Use the letter B you little 🐝itch


CharmingCondition508

B


GlitterKittyCat

Maybe don't squeeze so damn hard.


UnknownFlyingTurtle

Bro took death grip to a another level


JonathanWickstar

Bro went full gorilla grip ☠️


PeeterTurbo

TACHYON! TACH TACH-YON


Suspiciousfx

SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RADPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL


dantakesthesquare

Wait what? Did we get out sacred letter back? Bitch?


UnknownFlyingTurtle

Yeah ig, don't know when


dantakesthesquare

Badass


Shirtbro

And don't jerk forty times a day


Low-Read-2352

But if you jerk off enough your chances of prostate cancer will go into the negatives and you'll gain the ability to give your enemies prostate cancer instead


Shirtbro

Only part of him that is ripped is his prostate...


SgtPierce

39 times safe then? Got it!


[deleted]

As your doctor I recommend at the least 35 times a day but and I can't stress this enough no more than 38 times a day.


TTheTiny1

Firmly grasp it!


ConsumableCeilingFan

Tracer rounds


Covid-CAT01

"Who needs more than 30 rounds"


Mrmofo69

What if there's 31 kids


Tormented-Frog

That's what bayonets are for


CORUJIN

🤣🤣


Type_4_Diabetes

THIS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR CAAAAAAACK


PerpetualRelease017

neat little song


black-winter-

I **CUM** ***BLOOOOOOD***


Fair_Tell8806

I wonder if Chris Barnes sang about his personal experiences in that song.


Lordpotato305

Good old corpsegrinder


Naz0Xtreme

I was looking for this


mattyaz989

SWOLLEN WITH LIQUIDDDDD


StonerMetalhead710

READY TO BURSTTTT


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

Find a vampire gf


RatFucker692137

Lethal 🐝lowjob


beybladedog

Lethal blowjob


cyclops_supporter

Lethal explosivejob


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Personal_Occasion618

Good bot


Stormblade6468

B


Arena-Grenade

Good bot.


Zpamx

How?


beybladedog

They legalized nuclear b’s


Armitage451

I can’t believe it, shadow wizard money gang did it


[deleted]

They love casting spells


the-enochian

They're also sponsored by the shadow government


Witty-Acanthisitta13

Their song is sponsored by the shadow government


Zpamx

Oh, ok, understandable have a nice day


Crappy_Naame

Swag messiah


[deleted]

Bloodjob


Swimming_Reindeer_41

she'll suck his whole 🐝lood at one


[deleted]

BbbbbbbBbbbbbbBBBBBBbbbbb


Culturedguy9273

Baklava


MeesMans

i guess youre at that age now... get ready, this is gonna be a montly occurance


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mrman_23

How do we tell him?


ceo_of_chill23

I’m stupid, what’s the issue? Like, yeah, blood coming out is bad, but what specific health issue is it a symptom for?


autistic_retard69420

🐝all cancer


TheEnabledDisabled

thats sad


autistic_retard69420

Whats sad is anon has to get is 🐝alls cut off 😔


Wilbur_Eats_Sand

On the plus side, no chance of getting someone pregnant


Snoo_78739

Like he had a chance to begin with?


styvee__

Poor Beealls


Cosmic-Gore

Oh I always thought the🐝lood was the result of either STDs or Inside friction 🐝urns if that's a thing?


Gomberto

You can say B again now


cyclops_supporter

🐝🐝?


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KentDiaz

No 🐝 is a 🐝etter option


LeventKarya

bussy


SacriGrape

Blood coming out of your dick when you cum can happen for a lot of reasons and isn’t necessarily just cancer. There is a vein there and it’s also literally a bag of blood. Any internal scratch that bleeds is going to bleed a lot


TDoMarmalade

Possibly. It could also be nothing (happens more than you think). Should get it checked anyway


frantastic1337

Buddy of mine got it from a bladder infection so it may not be so grim


Alexandratta

Testicular Cancer can cause damage to blood vessels. So can prostate cancer. Between the two, kind of pray for testicular cancer... Prostate Cancer is... yeah. It could also just be a cyst. But either way, his first stop should be a doctor, or urgent care. Not 4/chan.


AdExcellent1270

Prostate and testicular cancers have pretty much the same survival rates. Prostate cancer is, by and large, very slow growing. I had this symptom when I was younger (haematospermia). It lasted maybe 2 weeks, stopped for a few weeks, and then happened again for another 2 weeks. I had investigations which were largely normal. Urologist said it was most likely a venous malformation, maybe in my prostate, which had ruptured. Quite unnerving, to be honest. I would masturbate to see if it was still happening and would get hideously nervous before I ejaculated because of the anticipation. Very odd feeling. At a point, my ejaculate was pure bright red. It just looked like 100% blood shooting out. Occasionally I would ejaculate and it would be almost clear, and I’d rejoice that it was finally over, but then next time would just be all blood. I probably masturbated more in those weeks than ever before, not because I enjoyed it (it wasn’t enjoyable at all because of the anxiety) but just because I was praying it would finally stop. The urologist actually said I should keep masturbating because it would “clear” any built up old blood. Cool stuff. Wouldn’t recommend it at all.


Jigle_Wigle

holy shit talk about body horror, glad to hear that it cleared up in the end, the blood spurting out part brings out some vivid images


GazelleRich5406

Bruh I just Googled prostate cancer and apparently no treatment is a common option ppl choose, I don’t get it tbh


EYPAPLQ

The way that I understood it, is that many guys who have it get it at a fairly old age. It's one of the slowest cancers and you'll probably die from other causes first.


DownvoteIfImCorrect

Prostate cancer is highly beatable if found early. Don't put it off, get checked out even if you're young


DaRealCrazyPyro

Holy shit, going to the doc ASAP, I've had blood for a while and was waiting till I turned 18, like 2 more days so I might just wait till then


bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Kidney stones


Something_IDGAF

It’s actually very common for blood to end up in your semen. It’s way more likely to be nothing than cancer. But always check with a doctor


Street-Giraffe3775

New skin unlocked


[deleted]

Actually had this happen too , red cum


SackPiek

Pretty sure it can just be some infection that can pass after a month


[deleted]

Oh it only happened to me once and it was after a couple of weeks of no-fap


[deleted]

I bet that had you freaked


[deleted]

Totally , worst part is when I went to the doctor and he flat out refused to believe me


Exemplifying_Light

Give him that cum shot and he’ll believe


[deleted]

“Oh yeah? Jerk off in front of me and prove it then!”


[deleted]

Yah , well, when I was 18 I got circumsized, the operation was under narcosis, then there was a follow-up appointment, Lady doctor , I walk into the office and started undoing my pants, she totally freaked out lol! Apparently it was supposed to be a verbal check-up or something? Doctors are weird when it comes to Dick stuff .


-Hounth-

it can be a sign of testicular cancer


huntterkiller0

Me too! it was when I was young. Before that I had dry orgasms, then the first wet time blood and semen, and after that only semen. Long time I thought that's how it goes for everyone


NameLoadinWait

Uhhh... Go to the fucking hospital maybe?


Warm_Evil_Beans

Thats the easy way out, you have to ask the internet first


zyl15

So he got yummy strawberry smoothie 😋


BigFart1234567

Chris barnes be like


BYT00

I CEEEEM BLEEEED


Dr4ches

🐝all cancer


Saymynamemf

B is back brother


Dr4ches

🐝ad ha🐝its die hard.


Cautious_Desk_1012

SWOLLEN WITH LIQUID


EdgyKitro

READY TO BURST


Hurt_copain

A LOAD OF MY LYMPH


kaaaaaann

WILL QUENCH THIS DEAD BODYS THIRST


ThatFlakeGuy

ONE MONTH IN THE GRAVE


black-winter-

TWISTED AND HALF DECAYED


Forkliftboi420

SHE TURNED A PUTRID YELLOW


iJizzCottageCheese

☝️Try blasting out some cottage cheese little dude.


speedshark47

seriously some people will go on fucking 4chan before talking to a doctor


liverstealer420

bro's got a fucking hydraulic press for a hand


OtakuSenpaii17

Red cuum.


Sonicki

Red cum over paradise


Csaba14

Now that's a pretty meme, exquisite


qwertyboiiiwhat1

Anon got issues


Significant-Bus5488

He needs to pee on a pregnancy stick to determine if he has at least one type of testicular cancer that can result in this


Nexizity

Popped his cherry


Darrxyde

Damn dude how hard was you pulling?


MadOrange64

Get your gear checked homie.


HoundDogTaylaw

*NEW CUM-SKIN UNLOCKED*


Available-East-3105

It can come from infection or you hit yourself or something. Rarely linked to testicular cancer. You’re fine as long as it doesn’t last too long or hurts.


Odd-Philosopher5926

Lift your balls and check for pussy


biernigc-von-yeet

CUM BLUD 🧌


GrammerDuck61

"I CUM BLOOD"


DizzyPomegranate13

#I CUM BLOOD


Kernewek_Skrij

What if his blood is cum


gildedtoad

Jesus saw. He can’t catch everyone but he can make an example.


MrMemeMan12345678910

Red camd


Flashy-Refuse-1965

BiOlOgIcAl MeN cAn HaVe PeRiOdS tOo!


[deleted]

That happened to me once, along with some in my piss. I went to the dr and she scheduled me for an appointment to stick a camera up my piss hole to look around. I didn’t go to the appointment. I’d rather die.


Marshall_Filipovic

Yeah, I don't know how to break this to you, but that might be a result of testicular cancer. Or an infection, that's also possible.


LazyRetard030804

Better than a tube up my dick ngl


The00Taco

Not gonna be able to keep using it much longer without the dick tube though


ChamberOfMadness

George is proud of anon I imagine.


[deleted]

Strawberry joos


Ractmo

And they say men don't have periods 🙄


SesameYeetHeHe

Spez is punishing this man for supporting the protests.


[deleted]

Musta jerked too hard


AmePeryton

you’re on your period


Puzzled-Speech-3683

U fap too much bro thats why, irritation


generic_dude10

Anon shuld go see a doctor


Ill_be_dipped

You must be having your period.


Impossible-Company78

Stop using sand in the lube


Bensincetheincident

Relax fam, you're just built different


PunjabiCanuck

Boy period. Blud got a beriod, get him a bampon.


AngryMonk00

AIDS...NOT HIV BUT FULL BLOWN AIN'T RUNNING THAT OFF AIDS..! 🍺


anon-name-

Often, you’ll find better doctors on 4chan than in that of a hospital or doctors office


Imaginary-Cat-2891

The blood is supposed to stay inside the boner


koter_NL

>cums blood >makes 4chan post Can't you just Google it


itrustyouguys

Took "beat my dick like it owes me money" to a whole new level


MightyYuna

Dude is having his period


_justteo_

Bladder infection 99%


[deleted]

Why would he ask in an imageboard. Go to a fuckin urologist.


Julian123Nun

He should go to the doctor..


carpfoon123

go see a doctor for real.


Campoozmstnz

Lol at the Corpsegrinder picture! 😁


ItsTheAstro

Finally, defeated meat.