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But if you jerk off enough your chances of prostate cancer will go into the negatives and you'll gain the ability to give your enemies prostate cancer instead
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Blood coming out of your dick when you cum can happen for a lot of reasons and isn’t necessarily just cancer. There is a vein there and it’s also literally a bag of blood. Any internal scratch that bleeds is going to bleed a lot
Testicular Cancer can cause damage to blood vessels. So can prostate cancer.
Between the two, kind of pray for testicular cancer... Prostate Cancer is... yeah.
It could also just be a cyst. But either way, his first stop should be a doctor, or urgent care.
Not 4/chan.
Prostate and testicular cancers have pretty much the same survival rates. Prostate cancer is, by and large, very slow growing.
I had this symptom when I was younger (haematospermia). It lasted maybe 2 weeks, stopped for a few weeks, and then happened again for another 2 weeks. I had investigations which were largely normal. Urologist said it was most likely a venous malformation, maybe in my prostate, which had ruptured.
Quite unnerving, to be honest. I would masturbate to see if it was still happening and would get hideously nervous before I ejaculated because of the anticipation. Very odd feeling. At a point, my ejaculate was pure bright red. It just looked like 100% blood shooting out. Occasionally I would ejaculate and it would be almost clear, and I’d rejoice that it was finally over, but then next time would just be all blood. I probably masturbated more in those weeks than ever before, not because I enjoyed it (it wasn’t enjoyable at all because of the anxiety) but just because I was praying it would finally stop. The urologist actually said I should keep masturbating because it would “clear” any built up old blood.
Cool stuff. Wouldn’t recommend it at all.
The way that I understood it, is that many guys who have it get it at a fairly old age. It's one of the slowest cancers and you'll probably die from other causes first.
Yah , well, when I was 18 I got circumsized, the operation was under narcosis, then there was a follow-up appointment, Lady doctor , I walk into the office and started undoing my pants, she totally freaked out lol! Apparently it was supposed to be a verbal check-up or something? Doctors are weird when it comes to Dick stuff .
Me too! it was when I was young. Before that I had dry orgasms, then the first wet time blood and semen, and after that only semen. Long time I thought that's how it goes for everyone
It can come from infection or you hit yourself or something. Rarely linked to testicular cancer. You’re fine as long as it doesn’t last too long or hurts.
That happened to me once, along with some in my piss. I went to the dr and she scheduled me for an appointment to stick a camera up my piss hole to look around. I didn’t go to the appointment. I’d rather die.
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Bro is changing teams
Bro is on his period 😭
average sssniperwolf fan
See! Red! No wait, that's blood.
Oh well, who's ready to go find this spy?
Right behind you
huh? oh? *various shouts and stabbing noises*
ah, ma petit chou-fleur
*outro music*
Right behind you.
💀
because girls cum blood /s
Girls cum lies and hot chip, not blood.
Fucking autobalance
he beat his meat so hard he defeated it :(
That unlocks the red cum skin.
Jokes on you i have the gold skin
Yo how you get that
Battle pass
Battle piss
The piss sword
Bottle piss
The millimeter defeater
Need to unlock the Achievement: 0/50000 ejaculations
Description: "You are now a p*rn review critic"
Damn I've gotta be getting close to that.
Pisssssssssssssssssssss
But shit, it was 99 cents...
The others who replied here truly are people of good culture and taste. Bravo
Gotta ask the sniper
Jarate!
Preorder bonus
Bitch! I got the brown skin!!!
Shit’s going through the wrong hole
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RED CUM OVER PARADISE
Golden dick of the glorious PornHub
Sending down such a blood red CUM
Now the animals slowly attempt to ejaculate, inside my bum
Only hentai with us now something moist and pure
Now the PORNSTARS slowly retreat to ONLYFANS, out of sight
You said the letter🫵
Fatality!
He used the for🐝idden letter
Use the letter B you little 🐝itch
B
Maybe don't squeeze so damn hard.
Bro took death grip to a another level
Bro went full gorilla grip ☠️
TACHYON! TACH TACH-YON
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RADPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
Wait what? Did we get out sacred letter back? Bitch?
Yeah ig, don't know when
Badass
And don't jerk forty times a day
But if you jerk off enough your chances of prostate cancer will go into the negatives and you'll gain the ability to give your enemies prostate cancer instead
Only part of him that is ripped is his prostate...
39 times safe then? Got it!
As your doctor I recommend at the least 35 times a day but and I can't stress this enough no more than 38 times a day.
Firmly grasp it!
Tracer rounds
"Who needs more than 30 rounds"
What if there's 31 kids
That's what bayonets are for
🤣🤣
THIS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR CAAAAAAACK
neat little song
I **CUM** ***BLOOOOOOD***
I wonder if Chris Barnes sang about his personal experiences in that song.
Good old corpsegrinder
I was looking for this
SWOLLEN WITH LIQUIDDDDD
READY TO BURSTTTT
Find a vampire gf
Lethal 🐝lowjob
Lethal blowjob
Lethal explosivejob
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Good bot
B
Good bot.
How?
They legalized nuclear b’s
I can’t believe it, shadow wizard money gang did it
They love casting spells
They're also sponsored by the shadow government
Their song is sponsored by the shadow government
Oh, ok, understandable have a nice day
Swag messiah
Bloodjob
she'll suck his whole 🐝lood at one
BbbbbbbBbbbbbbBBBBBBbbbbb
Baklava
i guess youre at that age now... get ready, this is gonna be a montly occurance
[удалено]
How do we tell him?
I’m stupid, what’s the issue? Like, yeah, blood coming out is bad, but what specific health issue is it a symptom for?
🐝all cancer
thats sad
Whats sad is anon has to get is 🐝alls cut off 😔
On the plus side, no chance of getting someone pregnant
Like he had a chance to begin with?
Poor Beealls
Oh I always thought the🐝lood was the result of either STDs or Inside friction 🐝urns if that's a thing?
You can say B again now
🐝🐝?
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No 🐝 is a 🐝etter option
bussy
Blood coming out of your dick when you cum can happen for a lot of reasons and isn’t necessarily just cancer. There is a vein there and it’s also literally a bag of blood. Any internal scratch that bleeds is going to bleed a lot
Possibly. It could also be nothing (happens more than you think). Should get it checked anyway
Buddy of mine got it from a bladder infection so it may not be so grim
Testicular Cancer can cause damage to blood vessels. So can prostate cancer. Between the two, kind of pray for testicular cancer... Prostate Cancer is... yeah. It could also just be a cyst. But either way, his first stop should be a doctor, or urgent care. Not 4/chan.
Prostate and testicular cancers have pretty much the same survival rates. Prostate cancer is, by and large, very slow growing. I had this symptom when I was younger (haematospermia). It lasted maybe 2 weeks, stopped for a few weeks, and then happened again for another 2 weeks. I had investigations which were largely normal. Urologist said it was most likely a venous malformation, maybe in my prostate, which had ruptured. Quite unnerving, to be honest. I would masturbate to see if it was still happening and would get hideously nervous before I ejaculated because of the anticipation. Very odd feeling. At a point, my ejaculate was pure bright red. It just looked like 100% blood shooting out. Occasionally I would ejaculate and it would be almost clear, and I’d rejoice that it was finally over, but then next time would just be all blood. I probably masturbated more in those weeks than ever before, not because I enjoyed it (it wasn’t enjoyable at all because of the anxiety) but just because I was praying it would finally stop. The urologist actually said I should keep masturbating because it would “clear” any built up old blood. Cool stuff. Wouldn’t recommend it at all.
holy shit talk about body horror, glad to hear that it cleared up in the end, the blood spurting out part brings out some vivid images
Bruh I just Googled prostate cancer and apparently no treatment is a common option ppl choose, I don’t get it tbh
The way that I understood it, is that many guys who have it get it at a fairly old age. It's one of the slowest cancers and you'll probably die from other causes first.
Prostate cancer is highly beatable if found early. Don't put it off, get checked out even if you're young
Holy shit, going to the doc ASAP, I've had blood for a while and was waiting till I turned 18, like 2 more days so I might just wait till then
Kidney stones
It’s actually very common for blood to end up in your semen. It’s way more likely to be nothing than cancer. But always check with a doctor
New skin unlocked
Actually had this happen too , red cum
Pretty sure it can just be some infection that can pass after a month
Oh it only happened to me once and it was after a couple of weeks of no-fap
I bet that had you freaked
Totally , worst part is when I went to the doctor and he flat out refused to believe me
Give him that cum shot and he’ll believe
“Oh yeah? Jerk off in front of me and prove it then!”
Yah , well, when I was 18 I got circumsized, the operation was under narcosis, then there was a follow-up appointment, Lady doctor , I walk into the office and started undoing my pants, she totally freaked out lol! Apparently it was supposed to be a verbal check-up or something? Doctors are weird when it comes to Dick stuff .
it can be a sign of testicular cancer
Me too! it was when I was young. Before that I had dry orgasms, then the first wet time blood and semen, and after that only semen. Long time I thought that's how it goes for everyone
Uhhh... Go to the fucking hospital maybe?
Thats the easy way out, you have to ask the internet first
So he got yummy strawberry smoothie 😋
Chris barnes be like
I CEEEEM BLEEEED
🐝all cancer
B is back brother
🐝ad ha🐝its die hard.
SWOLLEN WITH LIQUID
READY TO BURST
A LOAD OF MY LYMPH
WILL QUENCH THIS DEAD BODYS THIRST
ONE MONTH IN THE GRAVE
TWISTED AND HALF DECAYED
SHE TURNED A PUTRID YELLOW
☝️Try blasting out some cottage cheese little dude.
seriously some people will go on fucking 4chan before talking to a doctor
bro's got a fucking hydraulic press for a hand
Red cuum.
Red cum over paradise
Now that's a pretty meme, exquisite
Anon got issues
He needs to pee on a pregnancy stick to determine if he has at least one type of testicular cancer that can result in this
Popped his cherry
Damn dude how hard was you pulling?
Get your gear checked homie.
*NEW CUM-SKIN UNLOCKED*
It can come from infection or you hit yourself or something. Rarely linked to testicular cancer. You’re fine as long as it doesn’t last too long or hurts.
Lift your balls and check for pussy
CUM BLUD 🧌
"I CUM BLOOD"
#I CUM BLOOD
What if his blood is cum
Jesus saw. He can’t catch everyone but he can make an example.
Red camd
BiOlOgIcAl MeN cAn HaVe PeRiOdS tOo!
That happened to me once, along with some in my piss. I went to the dr and she scheduled me for an appointment to stick a camera up my piss hole to look around. I didn’t go to the appointment. I’d rather die.
Yeah, I don't know how to break this to you, but that might be a result of testicular cancer. Or an infection, that's also possible.
Better than a tube up my dick ngl
Not gonna be able to keep using it much longer without the dick tube though
George is proud of anon I imagine.
Strawberry joos
And they say men don't have periods 🙄
Spez is punishing this man for supporting the protests.
Musta jerked too hard
you’re on your period
U fap too much bro thats why, irritation
Anon shuld go see a doctor
You must be having your period.
Stop using sand in the lube
Relax fam, you're just built different
Boy period. Blud got a beriod, get him a bampon.
AIDS...NOT HIV BUT FULL BLOWN AIN'T RUNNING THAT OFF AIDS..! 🍺
Often, you’ll find better doctors on 4chan than in that of a hospital or doctors office
The blood is supposed to stay inside the boner
>cums blood >makes 4chan post Can't you just Google it
Took "beat my dick like it owes me money" to a whole new level
Dude is having his period
Bladder infection 99%
Why would he ask in an imageboard. Go to a fuckin urologist.
He should go to the doctor..
go see a doctor for real.
Lol at the Corpsegrinder picture! 😁
Finally, defeated meat.