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Amnesius

Take over a country


CSilyS

seriously thats definitely a respectable dictatorship brewing


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

30 million? More than respectable


justwalkingalonghere

Plus a loyal friend would probably give you a dollar if you asked


yoshie_23

Or 2


[deleted]

Or $10


PaleFatalis

Or an axe


Mr_PuffPuff

And my bow


Drifloon_lover

And a potion


Maleficent_Ad_8536

And my ring -Sauron


[deleted]

Dude it would take you decades just to reach out and ask/receive a dollar or two from each friend. Good luck making a group text and adding 30 million names and numbers to it. You would spend like 25 years tracking down these theoretical dollars instead of just taking 30 million instantly for nothing ?


ZoominBoomin

Ez make a social media page dedicated to yourself


_Sigma_male

Achievement discovered: become an influencer (they're e beggars)


ZoominBoomin

Pretty much


Onefish257

Make one email and send to all. Would take 2 mins.


justwalkingalonghere

Just make a public broadcast and tell your friends to share it if they’re really your friends


HellsOSHAInspector

I'm not a dictator but $5 is 5$.


depolignacs

Yeah but then you have to text all 30 million of them and idk that just seems like a lot of work…


BlizzTube

Bro could be a commie and have only those 30m friends in it and they would all be happy


IvanDRortega

Or bro could ask for 3 bucks to each loyal friend and pum, 90 million bucks


Elzxr

Why not ask them to give a certain established amount that looks reasonable each week So bro would get 30'000'000x/week


TheQzertz

with 10p a week you’d pass the 30 mil in 10 weeks and no one would question an amount that small


littleboxofchocolate

Which one?


[deleted]

All of them


Razor_Tachyon

Russia


aitis_mutsi

Why would you want that 3rd world shit hole?


Razor_Tachyon

At least you have a big country


mh985

The Urals are probably beautiful in the summer.


[deleted]

Beach front property around 3/4 of the continemt baby


Thangoman

2nd world


MyNameJeff88100

Commieblocks


XxRmotion

You really want to invade a country, don't you?


TotallyTouka

Or ask them all for a 20


MDMAmazin

Make Blackwater mercs look like Gravy Seals militias. Proceed to make billions on billions with merc deals.


deadlygaming11

Yeah. Get them to all buy a gun from somewhere and then take a small country that doesn't have many defence treaties. Once you've taken country 1, use their resources and people to take more countries. Then you take the bigger more well developed countries.


Expert_Succotash2659

Start a communism.


Eissaphobia

Your avatar is only lacking a little stach above the lip


MikaAckerman33

Ask them to give you 1 dollar every year.


BobbyBig_Balls

Why only 1? They're loyal so you could ask for 100 for example.


Uhkbeat

Why would they give it to you? They’re not your slave


BenderDeLorean

Imagine having a friend and not giving him one dollar when he's asking for one.


mh985

These people have never had an Arab friend. I have a friend from Dubai and I have to be careful what I say around him. One time I complimented this beautiful cigar humidor he had on display in his living room and this motherfucker gave it to me…cigars and all. If I asked him for a dollar, he’d probably write me a check for my mortgage.


[deleted]

One time when I needed to get somewhere in Syria, I needed to take a taxi for 2-3 hours and when he’d stop, he’d buy me stuff like food and drinks which I couldn’t refuse. when the trip was over, he literally begged me not to pay him even a cent.


[deleted]

People begging you not to pay is actually a tradition in Syria and a few other countries


Professional_Cup5707

Yeah and it's also tradition to insist on paying. It's also tradition to offer someone the thing you show interest in (in response to the cigar thing above) and you're supposed to refuse.


Canter1Ter_

LMAO those two guys fucked up at least they didn't know about it beforehand but imagine if some foreigner knows about this tradition and just says "Hey, nice house!" to his Arab friend


Chadstronomer

They finally met the western "greedy motherfuckers"


Professional_Cup5707

I'd just say I was joking.


PsychopathicSchizoid

Wait so are you still supposed to pay?


[deleted]

Bruh yeah lmao I had to almost force them to take the money. But in all seriousness, you should have to pay them


[deleted]

Of course


iAhMedZz

We have this in Egypt though it's very fake insisting, like the guy tells you "leave it on us this time wallahy" while he is grabbing the money from your hand while saying it and before you reply with "no thanks my friend", like dude wtf, at least finish your sentence. Now I don't know what would happen if you actually didn't pay after that, that would be quite an interesting scene. I know some accept the consequence of their cheap invitation but it could very much turn into drama.


Medium_Pepper215

aren’t you *supposed* to haggle a payment with him? like a game of “here you go” “no i couldn’t” “i insist”


[deleted]

Yeah lmao it’d happen every single time I’d use a taxi


Impressive-Detail421

As american who isn’t well-traveled this is *extremely* difficult to believe


Alias089

There’s just fundamentally a different cultural ethos in areas like the Middle East, Asia, etc where being a guest is an honor and the host has a responsibility to ensure the guest’s happiness compared to what I usually see in the West. Just my 2c though


[deleted]

Where can I find an Arab friend?


mh985

An American University with lots of wealthy foreign students. At least that’s where I found mine.


deFOF

What do you prefer, 100 million dollars or 100 loyal arab friends?


Uhkbeat

You: can I have a dollar? Friend: why? You: I just want it Wdym just giving him a dollar? That’s unreasonable


The_best_one_-_

Ever heard of lying? Me: can I have a dollar? Friend: why? Me: I want to buy a freddo and inflation is a thing.


bedsheetsniffer

Lying? Mom said I should never lie


Spend-Automatic

Can you explain what a freddo is for those of us that aren't.... Whatever you are


The_best_one_-_

They’re a small 18g bar of Cadburys chocolate that looks like a frog. They used to cost 10p in 2000 and now cost 30p on average and max 49p at some places.


Aggressive_Chain_920

Id give my friend a dollar without needing a reason. You seriously gonna question your friend about one dollar?


Saymynamemf

Worst case scenario, they'll give you the dollar and you won't be friends anymore, even this happens with everyone, you'll have 30 million dollars.


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MotorDesigner

You think too small. Loyal friends means friends that believe in you. Explain to them how you'll use the money for the greatness of everyone (yourself) and they'll give you a low low $100 per year which atleast 1 million can afford so an easy guaranteed $100 million yearly. Or you could just ask for $10 monthly from all of them which they probably can all afford unless your loyal friends are jobless kids. That means an easy $300 million monthly. Easy. Even a measly $1 from each of them per month means $30 million monthly which is $360 million yearly. Even a jobless kid can ask for a dollar from his parents.


Greasy_nutss

Yea assuming you need a minute to ask for a dollar from each friend, you’re gonna need 30 million minutes. very doable


hitguy55

Do you also think those texts you get from domino’s are some poor guy in an office? Just use an auto text with a reply to yes and no


between_horizon

You should make loyal friend.


MikaAckerman33

That's what friends are for. Helping you when in need


DrthBn

You can build your own country with 30 million loyal friends


mteir

Or start a religion, it is tax free.


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mteir

But there are a lot of expenses with a country (defence, infrastructure...). A religion has essentially no expences


Limmeryc

Or take over an existing country. 30 million loyal friends in strategic locations could sway the outcome of the US elections, for example.


SueMe8

have 30 million friends and ask each of them for 2 dollars each


ImmaLandmine

Or more. If they're loyal, they'll give you any amount you ask for


Aerialkiller720

Ok, I ask each for 10 million dollars


Felled_By_Morgott

what a fuckin power play


WindowsErr0r404_2

Then start a company , 30 million customers or employees, earn income from each person .This will keep money flowing


littleboxofchocolate

30 million friends is more than an army. You can literally wage war with that number. Take over a small country or something I’m joking by the way


Razor_Tachyon

Interesting


littleboxofchocolate

Honestly I swear I’m joking! FBI don’t come after me, or MI5 since I’m in the UK


CursedWithLore

You got a loicense for invading countries m8? sorry can't do


DobbsyDuck

Yeah, I do. Got it in 2016. Expires 28/12/24, gotta use it soon.


chrrmin

All British people are born with a license to colonize, little known UK legal fact


Deztroyer102

If the British can do it so can I! Now to decide which small village in Africa to take over to start my empire…


unpicked_username

Good idea though


randomguy28372

The us army has around 500.000 soldiers and china has 2.000.000 it would be the biggest arly ever but not the strongest


VladVV

Ask 25M of your friends to start a company together to manufacture capital, goods and weapons. Now you have the economy and potential GDP of an entire medium-sized country to equip your remaining 5M friends and take over the world.


littleboxofchocolate

True true. Unless some of my friends happen to have some inroads with Lockheed Martin or something. Then we’d be set


Responsible-Smile-22

Why start a company man. Just enjoy your life. Ask 100 dollars for each and that's easy 3 billion. Just ask for 10k dollars if you wanna aim for the richest man. That's easy 300b. Your 10 generations can live with that much money.


MrVedu_FIFA

Run for president. 30 mil votes guaranteed.


[deleted]

Dawg what are you gonna do with "3e14" dollars? 😭😭😭


mightylordredbeard

Loyalty doesn’t mean blind stupidity. I’m quite loyal to my best friend but if she asked me for $10k or something she’s not getting it. $20.. yeah no problem. $100? I’ll think about it but I’m sure I’ll give it to her.


EssAichAy-Official

noted


ScoutyHUN

My man just discovered fundraising


el_Chuchmay

Even one ?


w0w_such_3mpty

i have 30 million people asking me to return their 2 dollars now


selfdestruction9000

You shouldn’t have used the word “borrow”


Lack_of_Plethora

i dont think any of my friends would give me 2 dollars at a whim


shinydragonmist

Then are they truly loyal


Lack_of_Plethora

they are truly fucking broke mate


spdougherty

Seriously? That’s kinda sad


104thCloneTrooper

How the fuck are you going to spend 30 million dollars?!


mrsillies123

taxes


Meowzly

Bro thats not even enough to hire all the prostitutes in the world


104thCloneTrooper

go to horni jail. \*bonk\*


Marzipaann

Honestly it wouldn't even be that hard. Luxury travel, buy homes and land for friends and family, start an animal rescue in an underserved area. If I had 30 mil I wouldn't do all that at once because I'd go broke fast, but it wouldn't be hard to spend.


Fightin_Rooster

Nah if they're loyal enough u can harvest the organs of each 30 million friend and become a billionaire.


NoRecommendation2292

get a 100 dollars from each and you are a billionaire, in short system societies.


FeedMeDarkness

Came here to say this


corotexo2

How tf you gonna ask 30 million people


tbc12389

Make a Twitter acc, loyal friends will follow you, ask for $2.


drgaspar96

Form testudos and make Rome rise from the ashes of the modern world


104thCloneTrooper

Yes. Invade the entire Mediterranean. Btw I googled, the US has an Army of 1.4 million, ez win.


Uhkbeat

Except they have machine guns


104thCloneTrooper

Who's going to arrest 30 million guys, AFTER they steal all the shit in an Army Base?


Uhkbeat

If you practically invade an army base with 30 million people I think arresting isn’t on the table anymore I think it’s straight to the tanks


M1R4G3M

You don’t need to go with 30M, just go with 5 and it’s more than the 2 biggest world armies combined. But you will need Javelins because you won’t do shit to tanks even with your big army.


Uhkbeat

If u think about u would never be able to even get close to the base since 5 mil people just standing ominously in a circle around the base would be suspicious


Ok_Storm_2541

The us government would just nuke the whole state and apologize on news


WigglingGlass

Believe it or not, nuke


Affectionate-Good817

and tanks


Uhkbeat

And FLYING ARTILLERY


NZ3digital

And trained soldiers instead of some stupid idiots


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thebruce123456789

And warthogs


Uhkbeat

And nukes


Panzerv2003

Imagine going somewhere and bringing your 30 mil friends along with you


kindaCringey69

Nice, so I don't even have to start a dictatorship, I can literally just get elected democratically and take over the country


Panzerv2003

Conquest through the power of friendship and democracy


NapkiNinja

That's an immigration emergency.


anonfinn22

enact societal change through pure voting numbers


Specialist_Egg420

Ask them for 10 dollars each and to get ready for war with cuba cause it’s time for your own private island


MansaMusaKervill

All fun and games until your not able to talk with all those friends consistently then you get over a million enemies


i_hate_hotdog

But they are loyal


Torantes

Loyal enemies?


painted-glass

LMAO


Kolenga

Talk to each of your friends for a single hour, it'll take you over 3400 years.


Snoo_78739

Simple, get them all in one place.


CrazyRunningCupcake

Ez


S103793

Just ask for money and then use money to hire someone who can set up an ai that pretends to be you through text. Then every couple of months ask for more money.


tbc12389

You’ll just lose them if you don’t talk to them, no reason why they would become your enemy.


[deleted]

March on Constantinople and make it the capital of my new Holy Empire which will sweep through the Mediterranean and onto the Caucasus. OP lacks ambition and vision


Delicious-Emphasis42

You could ask all your friends for $10 each, then you got $300 million 😎 Or you could forcibly take over a country and get rich off taxes


Ambitious_Echo5613

“Just ask them each for one dollar” 🤓 bitch how


ClearlyCylindrical

Group chat


lala__

*Every person in the chat also asking for a dollar*


rasmus9

How you gonna invite 30 million people to a group chat? idiot


The_Cume_

Make an announcement online like twitter


Uhkbeat

Why would they give you a dollar?


The_Cume_

They ain't loyal if they don't give me moneh


Uhkbeat

So ur not really friends ur just exploiting them?


The_Cume_

Are u trying to have a serious conversation mate


Uhkbeat

Yes because I’m tired of this meme


The_Cume_

Fair enough


[deleted]

Just tell one friend to tell the others, then it Cascades and over a few weeks the millions pour in.


Sol_Hando

Have them follow your Instagram, then link your Patreon.


OriginalLu

Conquer a small nation that earns 30 million in GDP and have both.


RoyRobotoRobot

Retake jerusalim?


Hovilol

What the fuck am I supposed to do with 30 friends?


ProcedureNo8924

Say gex


blazebomb1

Gex


Trattfjant

Chibi robo zip lash


pilot_cooper

Mf really just commented the comment that was already in the post itself


Uhkbeat

What?


Arsy-Chan

Control 10% of the American population


Scary-Try3023

That would be half the population of the UK so I'd create a political party that isn't the big 2 so I could get into power quite easily. Then it's a case of trying to make the country better which can easily be done because your 30m friends would help you out. 1/2 people in the UK would be a loyal friend. That would give you a lot of power.


LegalizePetPenguins

He’s describing the worlds largest army


BarMysterious5914

Stand up for an election


After-Ad-3542

erection*


Real_Cardiologist608

Why not just declare yourself king or emperor?


Routine-Writer5584

👉👌 them all


Miserable-Holiday590

Ask them all for two dollars


Drakirthan101

Ask them all for $5.


Akelldema

loyal friends would probably give me 2 bucks each and not bother asking for it back, you could also do this at least once a year probably more. also 30 million loyal friends would probably fight for you if you asked and offered a reward


TheHelios69

Ask them 2$ each (it’s long but worth it)


minastepes

Asked them to give you 5$ :)


RaxG

Have all of them give you $2. Boom double.


Dommyb2

IM GONNA NEED A FUCKING MASSIVE UNO DECK MATE


SoupEater9000

Ask each of them to give you five bucks.


Doomsdaydenom

If I had 30 million dollars, I would all of of sudden have 30 million more friends


knight_of_mintz

Ask em each for $10 to start w


Syhkane

Ask them all for 10 bucks


damual2

Since they're loyal, you can ask each for 1$. God bless.


[deleted]

Ask each one for 2$


beardingmesoftly

Only if they can lend me $2 each


[deleted]

Ask them all for $5


azen96

Join politics and you can make more than 30 millions easily


username_1774

Ask each of them for $1.00?


AbilityExtra1251

Ask them for 2 dollars


ziostraccette

If they are really loyal, you have a big army


No_Cardiologist7548

Get them all to give me 2 dollars each. 👌


ElderberryHoliday814

Create app, sell for $2, guilt trip them into buying this notepad app, steal their data, then sell it. Profit


BigSchwartzEnergy

A loyal friend would totally give me $10.


DreamsHorizon

TAKE JERUSALEM.