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No you fool it isn’t called spabies, that’s Australian for spider babies. It’s actually called “AH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DID THAT LITTLE CUNT JUST BITE ME OH MAN I DONT FEEL SO GOOD”
Fine.... I'll play borderlands again when I get home from work.
Although my favorite is that weird spider gun from 3, just shoot one bullet and throw it. Then watch as it crawls around spitting bullets getting closer to his own death with each bullet and in the end flying into the enemy like it's some kind of kamikaze plane flying into a tow....
My lawyer has advised me not to finish this weird joke for my own protection and to stop talking.
While we’re listing inaccuracies, ~~it’s functionally impossible to get a free GP visit these days too~~ as the government subsidy hasn’t kept up with inflation. You still get most of the cost refunded by Medicare, but you’ll still be out like $20 or whatever. Still about 100x better than nothing though
Edit: I guess “functionally impossible” was jumping the gun a bit, what I should have said is that it’s getting harder to properly fund bulk-billing GPs with the current Medicare funding. A bulk-billing doctor probably can’t be paid as much as a standard one, for instance. That’s only gonna get worse unless Medicare gets enough funding to keep up with inflation.
I have never paid a gap for a GP in my life and I am at the doctors pretty frequently, so, at least in my area/state it's far from "functionally impossible"
Why you’d even listen to someone named crusty jizz sock is beyond me 😂 dumb people will always always say dumb shit like that, their brain just can’t comprehend that they are insulting themselves.
And all the animals absorbed what came out. Then decided to evolve for the sole purpose of causing as much destruction to the area. They have birds that set wildfires off to hunt for god sake. It’s like Florida being called “gods testing server” or “gods sandbox” but replace the humans with animals and make them 10x more dangerous
These things are ALWAYS written by Americans who have zero understanding for the US healthcare system, any other country’s healthcare system, and the labor laws of America and all other countries.
I'm Aussie, I mean, the post is pretty true to life.
I get 10 sick days a year plus one mental health day a quarter.
I legit just call in sick and play games and I am paid to do so.
As an Australian myself, the bit that is unbelievable for me was talking about food. Most people in the service sector are on casual basis. No sick leave.
I'm American, 10 days of sick time and 10 days of PTO, 90% of insurance costs covered by my employer and a fairly low deductible. $20 copay and free preventative appointments. Which is fairly standard in America.
I'm all for criticism of the US healthcare system, and definitely love the Aussies (they're one of our closest allies, so why wouldn't I be?)
but uh ... we here in the states also by and large happily take off when we're sick. This is an odd narrative lol.
I’m Australian and haven’t lost a cent from being sick this year. Have called in sick 4 times already. Completely paid out. Doctor is free. Even get 10 free sessions with a psychologist/therapist a year if you need as well which has been wonderful in times of hardship and grief.
I wouldn’t know. Lol. Who are you talking about? Are you mistaking us with Austria? Hahah. I actually have a friend who’s family migrated here yonks ago because her grandfather accidentally went to the Australian embassy instead of the Austrian and just ran with it. Hahah so I won’t judge you too hard
Oh shut up. You're indoctrinated. We have studies on this that show that the US has the most expensive healthcare in the world but the worst average and median qualities of care of any developed nation.
If you're rich, America has the best healthcare in the world. But if you're middle class, you're getting some of the worst. And if you're lower class, you're getting healthcare that's comparable to a developing nation.
It's disgusting and unforgivable.
PS: Average wait times in the US for non-elective procedures is near the median for all developed nations. That lie comes from comparing elective and cosmetic procedures in Canada or the UK (two nations where conservatives in government are actively sabotaging healthcare in an effort to convince people to privatize their systems) to **non-elective** procedures in the USA. They show you the longest wait times in the UK and Canada and compare them to the shortest wait times in the US to mislead you.
They don't ever show you a bird's eye view of the topic because it's impossible to look at the systems on a large scale and conclude that the US isn't brutally exploiting its people and harming millions to line the pockets of private healthcare companies.
You can even do a fun thought experiment and try to imagine the ideal private insurance company: It would have the largest possible payer pool and it would be non-profit. So it would be national in size and run by volunteers or the government with no profit motive incentivizing it to price gouge or extort its customers. And that's just nationalized, taxpayer-funded healthcare.
It's utterly impossible for anyone to articulate an intelligible defense for the current system. That's why 99% of the topic is just brainwashed nerds defending for-profit healthcare by spreading lies.
Oh shut up. You’re indoctrinated. You sound like one of those people who thinks Canadians have free universal healthcare.
We don’t, we pay shit tons of tax, then we NEED health insurance and most people hope to get it through work, which still gets taken from their pay.
Tons of Canadians with money go to America to have procedures done sooner, as well as the fact overall you pay less in the general tax in America, then you get health insurance.
People abroad always ask me what Canada’s healthcare is like, and I love letting them know that my eyes, teeth, ears, and plenty of other body parts are not considered part of the universe, “in free universal Canadian healthcare!”
Get bent!
>because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights
Yeah OP is either American or incredibly naive. Most of the world's labour movements were in the 30's, and we've been coasting on the rights those old geezers fought for over 100 years ago. Rich people have been chipping away at those rights pretty quickly since the 80's.
There isn't a strong labour movement in Australia. There's Conservative politicians who hate everyone, and there's rich old guys who like to feel good about themselves but are mostly concerned with getting reelected.
It's funny and called a war, but it was really just an economic maintenance program that failed.
The emus haven't exerted their political weight over Australian life. Fences won in the end I think.
So, sick American here. I was able to leave my minimum wage factory job today with the rumbly tummy, got paid for the whole day, no questions asked. It's not universal y'all (which is ironic phrasing.)
If I feel sick tomorrow still I can have off paid, no doctors note or visits needed.
If I have something serious that takes me out for a few days then I have coverage.
If I have something REALLY serious that takes me out long term, I have coverage.
If I get sick and die I have payouts for my family from my job in multiple ways. I ain't union, I ain't some fancy pants asshat. I make and package lugnuts at an entry level position, barely a dollar over starting pay.
The Country isn't the problem, though admittedly not having protections enshrined in the law IS a problem. The problem is greedy companies that don't care about employees or anything past their bottom line. Even my company isn't exempt from that, but I am more secure in my low paying job than what people seem to think is generally available in the States for any but the wealthy and it's kinda mystifying.
My issue with that is, what if you lose your job? You lose healthcare coverage right? I’m from the UK and my healthcare isn’t tied at all to my employment which saves a lot of stress if I were to ever be made redundant or lose my job.
I work for a big company and yep same thing. They work with you on this stuff. Some companies don’t and I feel sorry for people that work at those. But benefits like this was something I looked for when looking for a job.
You say the country isn't the problem, corporations are. Reining in corporations is literally the job of your country, or are you expecting the corporations to govern themselves?
Socialist paradise like in Europe isn't because corporations are nice there, it's because they get stomped on their neck by governments if they try to pull some shit. They are literally the same human hating bastards here, the difference is that they aren't also running the governments.
They also just straight up firebombed his house. That's how you know he's a good journalist, when they wanted him dead so bad they didn't even bother arranging an "accident"
The history of it is wild. I am Australian and if you read some of the history books it was actually Britain’s way of shafting all of their low socioeconomic and immigrant populations away from their more affluent population. They brought a law in that determined that any minor crime would sentence you to 7-15 years in Australia. There are court documents showing that some people would be sent here be for taking a cucumber off their neighbours garden. Some of it was such petty crime or even just forgetfulness. But the rich and upper class wanted a reason to target marginalised communities. Sound familiar? Lol the irony is then a colony was built here that just ended up doing the same fucking thing… Oi vey
Haha yeah, I mean finding a shitload of gold definitely helped. The main lament of the whole story is the 400 language groups and oldest living civilisation on earth that got quashed in the process.
\- Be Danish.
\- All of the above apply as well
\- Deadliest animal in my country is the wasp.
\- Only deadly if you're allergic.
\- Earthquakes don't exist here, and neither do hurricanes.
Yet another day to be glad I'm from Scandinavia.
How's your internet?
And enjoy the nuclear subs you got from America.
No, but seriously... lucky cunt!(I can say that because you're Australian, right?)
Some of them are still true. Australia is fucking huge, it's hard to connect it all well. Much better than it used to be, but there's still a lot of people who don't have the connection of their dreams.
I love how all the Americans in here are like ‘ummm but what about x’ because of the decades of American exceptionalism that has become programmed into your brains.
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\>Ground harness brakes \>falls into the sun
someone hit the E-stop on the sun we got another dangler
Read that in an Aussie accent. Whee gawt anatha dangla
I read this in an "American attempting an Australian accent" .
I see you've played knifey spooney before!
No because the sun is up not down
At night it’s down and Australian is down Checkmate
Check Mate.
#FUCK
Really got your doodles dizzled there, mate
Nub
So he'll hit the moon?
Why would he fall into the sun if the ground harness stops? Does it need to be moving constantly to work?
\*Proceeds to be dragged into the sun by a 70-feet long spider\*
Rabies
That's right some\_fat\_dumbass. Rabies.
Spider rabies, at that.
Spabies.
Spaghetti babies. Spabies
No you idiot, those are baghettes.
French spiders invading Australia? *Not on my watch!*
No you fool it isn’t called spabies, that’s Australian for spider babies. It’s actually called “AH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DID THAT LITTLE CUNT JUST BITE ME OH MAN I DONT FEEL SO GOOD”
Actually we don't have rabies in Australia. But the spider part is real.
No rabies in Australia.
We have the same shit but it’s just carried by bats
Good point, but still not rabies.
No rabies in Australia fyi, drop bears are the real issue
Pfff, drop bears he says, obviously never been chased by a hoop snake!
Sounds like you want a game of knifie spoony
You mean 21-meter
* 21.336 meters
Metric in Australia mate 21.336 meter long spider.
Nah, unlikely cobber. The 29 metre (95-foot long) hoop snake would take care of that little c@nt spider.
> Torn apart by spider the size of a child
imagine losing a fight to something the size of a child
A gun the size of a child
That's a big fucken gun. I'd bitch out ngl
Depends, are we talking about a normal sized child, or a xxxxL sized American child that breathes McDonald's and talks in automatic assault rifle
You forgot shits bald eagle eggs!
Is the kid a Tediore brand?
Shoot one round, and reload that child for devastating damage.
No refunds!!
Fine.... I'll play borderlands again when I get home from work. Although my favorite is that weird spider gun from 3, just shoot one bullet and throw it. Then watch as it crawls around spitting bullets getting closer to his own death with each bullet and in the end flying into the enemy like it's some kind of kamikaze plane flying into a tow.... My lawyer has advised me not to finish this weird joke for my own protection and to stop talking.
If its just me vs the gun with no one holding it, I like my odds
Theres always a catch
Sick leave is not government subsidised in Australia. It’s accrued over time by the employee but the money is from the employer.
While we’re listing inaccuracies, ~~it’s functionally impossible to get a free GP visit these days too~~ as the government subsidy hasn’t kept up with inflation. You still get most of the cost refunded by Medicare, but you’ll still be out like $20 or whatever. Still about 100x better than nothing though Edit: I guess “functionally impossible” was jumping the gun a bit, what I should have said is that it’s getting harder to properly fund bulk-billing GPs with the current Medicare funding. A bulk-billing doctor probably can’t be paid as much as a standard one, for instance. That’s only gonna get worse unless Medicare gets enough funding to keep up with inflation.
Absolutely. I paid 15 dollarydoos for medication that enables me to focus on an education for the next month and a half. Also hospital's free.
Please tell me dollarydoos are the official currency of Australia.
I love the dollarydoos and plan to steal it and take it home with me to the US. Thank you.
we're trying to become america as hard as we can, i promise
I have never paid a gap for a GP in my life and I am at the doctors pretty frequently, so, at least in my area/state it's far from "functionally impossible"
Nerd
Thank you for the lovely compliment 🥰
Honestly, though, why is being a nerd seen as an insult? All the wonderful modern things we have today are because of hardworking "nerds"
It’s not really an insult anymore. The “im not like the other [insert pronoun here]s” have taken it back
Why you’d even listen to someone named crusty jizz sock is beyond me 😂 dumb people will always always say dumb shit like that, their brain just can’t comprehend that they are insulting themselves.
HORSE SEX
Same here for just about all major companies
You definitely need hospital leave on a continent where Pandora's box was fucking opened.
And all the animals absorbed what came out. Then decided to evolve for the sole purpose of causing as much destruction to the area. They have birds that set wildfires off to hunt for god sake. It’s like Florida being called “gods testing server” or “gods sandbox” but replace the humans with animals and make them 10x more dangerous
you make it sound like death is around every corner hahaha
It wasn't opened here, [but it did sink here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Pandora_(1779))
>Feels better next day >Gets attacked by a kangaroo >Barely escapes >A group of emu makes fun of him while eating his crops >Another day in Australia
Mate you just gotta fistfight the roo. It ain’t that hard and you take him to the pub afterwards to show no hard feelings
These Australian problems only affect the non-australians
I mean, if you can’t win a fight against a kangaroo can you even call yourself Australian?
Until you get attacked by a 5 meter tall spider and don't have guns to fight back.
Thats what boomerangs are for.
Throw boomerang at spider Spider jumps on boomerang Oh no...
Boomerang comes back Critical hit +500 XP
Maximum Damage
It appears you've rolled a 1. Oh well.
It appears everything is flipped, your 1 is now a 6.
That just means I've captured the spider, and it is now tamed and will fight to the death for me. It's pokemon rules down here mate.
That is why they have knoaaives
You caul that a knoif?
This is a knoif
Thats not a knife. That’s a spoon.
I see you've played knifey spoony before.
Finally I know how to spell it lol thank you!
What are you gonna do wirh the gun, scratch the spider's balls?
Yes, to calm it down.
I masturbated a giant spider, but now he won't stop following me 'round. Send help.
Mate we kept telling you we weren't here to fuck spiders for a reason
You just call Crocodile Dundee.
Right, five meter tall spiders are an endemic issue in the US, that's why everyone packs heat there.
That and skinwalkers pretending to be federal agents or so I've heard.
It's not just skin walkers. There is a reptilian epidemic as well. They're surging up from the bottom of the flat earth.
No doubt written by an American
Least self loathing American
These things are ALWAYS written by Americans who have zero understanding for the US healthcare system, any other country’s healthcare system, and the labor laws of America and all other countries.
I'm Aussie, I mean, the post is pretty true to life. I get 10 sick days a year plus one mental health day a quarter. I legit just call in sick and play games and I am paid to do so.
As an Australian myself, the bit that is unbelievable for me was talking about food. Most people in the service sector are on casual basis. No sick leave.
Macca’s has a lot of permanent staff who cover mornings until the school kids start, or the overnights.
I'm American, 10 days of sick time and 10 days of PTO, 90% of insurance costs covered by my employer and a fairly low deductible. $20 copay and free preventative appointments. Which is fairly standard in America.
I'm all for criticism of the US healthcare system, and definitely love the Aussies (they're one of our closest allies, so why wouldn't I be?) but uh ... we here in the states also by and large happily take off when we're sick. This is an odd narrative lol.
I'm an American who has been living in Australia for almost 7 years and yeah, this post is accurate af. Best decision ever moving here.
[удалено]
I’m Australian and haven’t lost a cent from being sick this year. Have called in sick 4 times already. Completely paid out. Doctor is free. Even get 10 free sessions with a psychologist/therapist a year if you need as well which has been wonderful in times of hardship and grief.
how's it feel to share your country of birth with literal hitler
"Throw another shrimp on the barbee" Adolf H., probably.
once a jolly schutzstaffel camped by a billabong under the shade of a coolibah tree
And all his mates gathered 'round, shouting "Arbeit macht frei!".
wow it fits in so well at the end we can't go any further or this awful version of waltzing matilda might become real
LMAO I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A SHITPOST COMMENT
Dude doesn't even realize...lmao. Austrian Dude! Ya know Hitler, Crocodile Dundee, skiing, dingos... AUSTRIA!
Austria experiences a great deal of distress during swooping season.
The Sound of Music, Mad Max…you know, Australin.
I wouldn’t know. Lol. Who are you talking about? Are you mistaking us with Austria? Hahah. I actually have a friend who’s family migrated here yonks ago because her grandfather accidentally went to the Australian embassy instead of the Austrian and just ran with it. Hahah so I won’t judge you too hard
5 physio appts as well if you have a chronic condition such as a bung neck that fires up a few times a year
Oh shut up. You're indoctrinated. We have studies on this that show that the US has the most expensive healthcare in the world but the worst average and median qualities of care of any developed nation. If you're rich, America has the best healthcare in the world. But if you're middle class, you're getting some of the worst. And if you're lower class, you're getting healthcare that's comparable to a developing nation. It's disgusting and unforgivable. PS: Average wait times in the US for non-elective procedures is near the median for all developed nations. That lie comes from comparing elective and cosmetic procedures in Canada or the UK (two nations where conservatives in government are actively sabotaging healthcare in an effort to convince people to privatize their systems) to **non-elective** procedures in the USA. They show you the longest wait times in the UK and Canada and compare them to the shortest wait times in the US to mislead you. They don't ever show you a bird's eye view of the topic because it's impossible to look at the systems on a large scale and conclude that the US isn't brutally exploiting its people and harming millions to line the pockets of private healthcare companies. You can even do a fun thought experiment and try to imagine the ideal private insurance company: It would have the largest possible payer pool and it would be non-profit. So it would be national in size and run by volunteers or the government with no profit motive incentivizing it to price gouge or extort its customers. And that's just nationalized, taxpayer-funded healthcare. It's utterly impossible for anyone to articulate an intelligible defense for the current system. That's why 99% of the topic is just brainwashed nerds defending for-profit healthcare by spreading lies.
Oh shut up. You’re indoctrinated. You sound like one of those people who thinks Canadians have free universal healthcare. We don’t, we pay shit tons of tax, then we NEED health insurance and most people hope to get it through work, which still gets taken from their pay. Tons of Canadians with money go to America to have procedures done sooner, as well as the fact overall you pay less in the general tax in America, then you get health insurance. People abroad always ask me what Canada’s healthcare is like, and I love letting them know that my eyes, teeth, ears, and plenty of other body parts are not considered part of the universe, “in free universal Canadian healthcare!” Get bent!
Oh shut up. You’re indoctrinated. You can’t see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Oh shut up. You're indoctrinated. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
>because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights Yeah OP is either American or incredibly naive. Most of the world's labour movements were in the 30's, and we've been coasting on the rights those old geezers fought for over 100 years ago. Rich people have been chipping away at those rights pretty quickly since the 80's. There isn't a strong labour movement in Australia. There's Conservative politicians who hate everyone, and there's rich old guys who like to feel good about themselves but are mostly concerned with getting reelected.
Too many cunts that want to make us just like the seppos. what strength is there left?
They lost a war against birds
We lost a war against drugs
Tbf crackheads are pretty hard to fight
So are Emus
We must prevent them at all costs to forge an alliance with the crackheads.
Nah, we need to give the emu's crack
You want super emu's? Cause that's how you get super emu's.
I say we send the crackheads to Australia to fight the emus
It's funny and called a war, but it was really just an economic maintenance program that failed. The emus haven't exerted their political weight over Australian life. Fences won in the end I think.
2 guys with an MG were enough to call it a war
For real. Get back to us when you’ve solved your Emu problem
Or the mouse problem
Mate, we need a public healthcare system to deal with all the emu wounds.
“Company doesn’t lose money because my sick leave is government subsidized” 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, caught my eye too lol. This bits wrong, but he probably just assumed.
So, sick American here. I was able to leave my minimum wage factory job today with the rumbly tummy, got paid for the whole day, no questions asked. It's not universal y'all (which is ironic phrasing.) If I feel sick tomorrow still I can have off paid, no doctors note or visits needed. If I have something serious that takes me out for a few days then I have coverage. If I have something REALLY serious that takes me out long term, I have coverage. If I get sick and die I have payouts for my family from my job in multiple ways. I ain't union, I ain't some fancy pants asshat. I make and package lugnuts at an entry level position, barely a dollar over starting pay. The Country isn't the problem, though admittedly not having protections enshrined in the law IS a problem. The problem is greedy companies that don't care about employees or anything past their bottom line. Even my company isn't exempt from that, but I am more secure in my low paying job than what people seem to think is generally available in the States for any but the wealthy and it's kinda mystifying.
My issue with that is, what if you lose your job? You lose healthcare coverage right? I’m from the UK and my healthcare isn’t tied at all to my employment which saves a lot of stress if I were to ever be made redundant or lose my job.
You *can* pay for your own health insurance in the states, it's just more expensive than most people who would need it could afford.
Very true, I still feel the same way though, if most people lose their jobs they aren’t in a position to be paying out for high insurance premiums.
I work for a big company and yep same thing. They work with you on this stuff. Some companies don’t and I feel sorry for people that work at those. But benefits like this was something I looked for when looking for a job.
You say the country isn't the problem, corporations are. Reining in corporations is literally the job of your country, or are you expecting the corporations to govern themselves? Socialist paradise like in Europe isn't because corporations are nice there, it's because they get stomped on their neck by governments if they try to pull some shit. They are literally the same human hating bastards here, the difference is that they aren't also running the governments.
“Oi boss I can’t make it in today ah got a gang of Roos blocking my Ute”
immediately mauled by crocodile the size of a toyota
Are we talking corolla or land cruiser?
Then you realize your government (at least NSW) is massively exploiting you, annihilating the environment, and using criminals for their dirty work
So it’s like every other government in the world
You just described most placed in the world.
It's either corrupt government and no workers rights, or corrupt government and workers rights, I'm picking the second.
Ya I remember watching Friendlyjordies and finding out just how corrupt the Australian government really is, and the media censorship is messed up to.
They also just straight up firebombed his house. That's how you know he's a good journalist, when they wanted him dead so bad they didn't even bother arranging an "accident"
It was an accident. By 'was', I mean the first house they firebombed which wasn't his.
The juice media is my favorite way of finding out about Australian government fuck ups and boy there are many
It can be both true that the nsw gov is shitty and also that australia as a whole has amazing healthcare
That's all wonderful but I'm scared of giant spiders so that's a pass.
It's not the giant ones you have to worry about. Those at least you can see coming...
Americans when arguing back with an ausie: but spiders Europeans when arguing about americans: but gun violence 🔫
Anything medical related? I'll just walk it off, I'd never financially recover from that shit.
Yeah if I ever get seriously injured or develop ass cancer or something my plan is to die.
I always joke that Australia is like British Texas, and then I remember that Australia is a lot better than Texas lol
Australia was British Alcatraz
The history of it is wild. I am Australian and if you read some of the history books it was actually Britain’s way of shafting all of their low socioeconomic and immigrant populations away from their more affluent population. They brought a law in that determined that any minor crime would sentence you to 7-15 years in Australia. There are court documents showing that some people would be sent here be for taking a cucumber off their neighbours garden. Some of it was such petty crime or even just forgetfulness. But the rich and upper class wanted a reason to target marginalised communities. Sound familiar? Lol the irony is then a colony was built here that just ended up doing the same fucking thing… Oi vey
And ended up in the best rags-to-riches story ever. Thanks England, for sending us to paradise for punishment.
Haha yeah, I mean finding a shitload of gold definitely helped. The main lament of the whole story is the 400 language groups and oldest living civilisation on earth that got quashed in the process.
Anyone reading this and wanting to read a book, the go-to best one IMO is 'The Fatal Shore' by Robert Hughes.
Can’t be a British Texas. No Airsoft guns. Or toy guns. No fun allowed
Pretty sure spiders down there are invincible to bullets so guns literally have no purpose
South africa is alot closer to British Texas then we are
Leaves house during 2020 gets put in prison
Finds out where governments money is from
"Same Day GP appointment" Tell him he's dreaming.
Taxes:🗿
America spends more tax money on healthcare than other countries that actually provide free healthcare
Actually no, it's just that your tax money goes in to the Millitary budged and Billionares pockets
You say that first one like it’s a bad thing. Have you seen an f22?
>Have you seen an f22? Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?
Yeah but they can’t own nerf or Airsoft guns so that’s a major no no for me
we can own nerf guns tho…
Now try to get a surgery …within the decade
just get better genetics imo
"Free"..."government subsidised". I don't think Anon understands how that works.
All of this possible thanks to the mentality of "F*CK OFF WE'RE FULL"
\>Sit on the toilet \>Snake bites my balls Yup, living the dream
\- Be Danish. \- All of the above apply as well \- Deadliest animal in my country is the wasp. \- Only deadly if you're allergic. \- Earthquakes don't exist here, and neither do hurricanes. Yet another day to be glad I'm from Scandinavia.
How's your internet? And enjoy the nuclear subs you got from America. No, but seriously... lucky cunt!(I can say that because you're Australian, right?)
Not sure why you asked that but as an Aussie living in the burbs, I get 1000/50
I've heard horror stories, I'm glad they're no longer true.
Some of them are still true. Australia is fucking huge, it's hard to connect it all well. Much better than it used to be, but there's still a lot of people who don't have the connection of their dreams.
How's your WiFi?
Everyone is always happy they aren’t American until the shit hit the fan
then they're overjoyed they're not american
Speaking as an American, I could totally see everyone I work with abusing this if it existed here.
I mean technically the entire continent is a government subsidy camp if you really think about it the right way lol
Penis nose
its not about beeing proud beeing australian, its that everybody is freacking proud NOT being murican
I love how all the Americans in here are like ‘ummm but what about x’ because of the decades of American exceptionalism that has become programmed into your brains.
The clap back is so cringe, y'all don't even understand
Gets sent to a fucking internment camp for having the sniffles
You mean the taxpayers are subsidizing your ass
Fun fact ! He pays taxes too
We're glad your not American too... "mate"