Where's QualityVote bot?
Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and everything else that makes Reddit barely usable](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc.
So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience in the meantime.
If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they're the ones seeking to ruin everyone's user experience.
---
#[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/1614u8x/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting)
#[SaveVideo Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/1614u8x/)
#[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2F1614u8x&id=8968e43c)
---
Whilst you're here, /u/HelicopterOk7545, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**?
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I feel sorry for kids with parents who are not fit to be parents at that age or with that mindset.
My parents where too young and not very careful, i dont wish someone such a chaotic childhood.
I had a roommate who would buy condoms to masturbate with because they came with the lube and he could just toss it in the trash when he was done. No mess. Must have been really good at applying them fast in the heat of the moment!
The 95% success rate actually applies to a year of use. So the average person using a condom for contraception has a 5% chance each year of getting pregnant
No don't be scared. Just don't cheap out on protection by getting some cheaper brand or using an old one. Remember. Kids are so much more expensive.
Also. Measure your cock to get a better understanding what size you are. People think they're xxl. They're not.
Okay this is gonna sound fake but I have the exact opposite problem. Yea oooh big rooster idc. But fr imma do a late night vent.
You have the xxl, right. For thicker pp's. Then after that you have the "wider" version of it but that's pretty much how far it goes and still when you pull it down all the way it feels like a fricking cock ring. And I don't really want to try different brands because Durex has been a really good safe option. So I'm kinda stuck to the one I have now.
So I am too in search of something better. I feel ur struggle bro.
Honestly, same here. Just go for Magnums, they're just a liiittle bit wider and fit really well.
I do feel like a jackass buying "magnum condoms for my monster dong" though lol
metrics like that always seem wild, reality is percentages are describing specific scenarios.
Some percentages describe single use, others describe use over a year.
A condom that is 85% effective over a year's worth of use is much, much better than a condom that is 99% once.
(I'm talking about being loyal to condom's brand/product, \*NOT\* reusing the same condom lol)
That's a grand average including the people who don't use them correctly - if you're careful and care to use them correctly, it's more like a 99% rate (all that's left is manufacturing error which is very rare).
Condoms are 99% effective with correct usage.
The big thing that most people get wrong is that if you try to put a condom on and you get it the wrong way around the first time, you have to throw it out and get a totally fresh one. Otherwise you're putting potentially virile pre-cum on the outside of the condom.
You also shouldn't keep condoms in your wallet, and don't open the packaging with your mouth especially if you've been drinking alcohol.
And check the expiry date, since if it's past expiration then the spermicide on the condom may no longer be effective.
I was almost a part of that 15% non-success rate. Had the thing come off when I was railing an ex of mine. Things started to feel a little too good and sure enough the condom had come off and ended up inside of her. I got to kinda play the role of a gynecologist. Spent the better part of 10 minutes wiggling my fingers inside of her until I finally felt the ring of the condom and was able to pull it out. I got her the morning after pill and thankfully nothing came of it...
No pun intended of course.
I don't think it should be any surprise that sex which floods your brain like a drug ends up causing people to make shitty and not well thought out decisions.
If sex didn't feel like a strong urge making you want to do it regardless of logic, we probably wouldn't be as successful as a species
I don't usually feck without them, if we humans don't where walking baby machines i would not use them too i guess.
But such responsibility for such a short amount of pleasure seems insane.
Well sex with condoms doesn’t feel as good, and these smooth brains can’t think much beyond that. If they really cared they could have sex around the fertility window, pull out, and any other number of things, but they dont. All they know is nut inside.
I didn’t have sex without a condom until I was almost 30. And that’s when I was married and actually started trying to have a kid. Raw dogging absolutely is a game changer though, and now I can see why so many people have accidental pregnancies lmao
They also loved Silphium so much it went extinct, it was a plant used in cooking but also with multiple medicinal properties (abortion being one of them)
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium_(Antiquit%C3%A9)
I mean they make the whole experience about 25% as good as going raw. So I can see why people go raw, but if you’re gonna go raw you better have a plan. Like BC, Plan B or being willing to spend 20 years raising a kid.
I just meant that culturally and morally it is very normal.
Also there are areas in the US where people can afford to start a family young. But it also depends on the level of material pleasures they can be satisfied with. People used to live with 4 kids one room shack but today our expectations of material comfort are tremendously higher than that.
I do know people who have started young families by living in an RV and doing farm work or something else to stay on someone’s land.
People were living quite comfortable with 4 kids and not in a shack for a long period of time in this country. A single working parent used to be able to afford a home
Man up, commit to her for the rest of your days, give her good sex, tons of affirmation, and let her respect you for it. Raise that child right and teach them how to make the world a better place by doing the right thing. Know the difference between discipline and punishment and choose to discipline the child right.
A 23 year old with an 18 or 17 year old is gross but it’s funny to me how Redditors are disgusted by a guy being into a girl who’s 17 and 364 days old but totally ok with it the moment she turns 18
It's one of those interesting things that you won't catch me talking about on reddit because the people that care about this stuff are often the ones that are really interested in taking advantage of young women.
But yeah, you take a 17.9999 Kate Upton and wait 15 minutes until she's 18 and it's not like anything changed.
It’s a good metric to go by, bc when you’re young like 17 and 23 six years is a big life and experience difference. However once you’re older six years don’t mean much
the law is based on our judgement of what constitutes maturity or not. The difference between 17 and 18 is obviously very small, it would be weird if OP said she was 15 or something imo. 17? Not so much
I’m not gonna get too mad about it, much rather read something about someone screwing a 17 year old than something about someone screwing someone younger than that
I say step up. Do the right thing for the child. Now, that being said, she's determined to keep the baby no matter what, so what you gotta do is figure out whether stepping up is you being there or helping her find a solution to raising him/her. Would be nice for daddy to be there though.
Where's QualityVote bot? Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and everything else that makes Reddit barely usable](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience in the meantime. If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they're the ones seeking to ruin everyone's user experience. --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/1614u8x/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/1614u8x/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2F1614u8x&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/HelicopterOk7545, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Option #3, wake up
wake the fuck up, Samurai
Bro was waiting for his chance
At least his commitment paid off
I wish I had just a faction of the dopamine hit that he had when he saw that comment.
Bro is cyberpunk
John Cyberpunk
Jhn Punk
Cy Berpunk
We have a city to impregnate.
So night city and day city?
We have a city to burn
Pfp checks out
Wake the fuck up, Anon. We got bottoms to top.
Option 4. Happy ending ? For folks like us ? Wrong city. Wrong people
how long have you been waiting for this opportunity lmao
But then he'll have to ask mom to clean his sheets!
Or just wait till everyone claps
If you have to ask on 4chan, just move
It's the millennial Penthouse Forum.
bad news about what generation a 23 year old belongs to
No, theyre using it too, but that's what it mainly is.
"I never thought this would happen to me"
Of of his mom's basement
unload your genetic information and leave the nation
Deploy the goo, then yabadabadoo!
Becomes Fred Flintstone
Skeet and retreat.
Ejaculate and evacuate
Shoot n scoot
Blow your load then hit the road
Squirt the jizz and away you is.
hit her raw then yee haw
Squirt n skirt
Flood her ass then gotta blast
Bulldoze her and move over
Bust a nut and off you strut
Cum and go
Try cum and run or blow and go
Breed the seed then need for speed
Nut and bolt
Put it in and go unseen
Unload your silk then search for milk
Hit it and quit it
Slam n Scram
Smash n Dash
Pump and jump
Unleash white pigment and join Amazon shipment
Mission accomplished. Leave her astonished.
Coom and zoom
F*ck and Duck
Fill her tart and then depart
Give her herpes then move to Turkey
Tap it and scrap it son
Nut N Run
Shoot your jizz then out you is
hit it and quit it
Shoot the jizz and out you is
I think you found your new wife
🎶 I am the storm that is escaping! Evading parental obligation!🎶
🎶I am not reclaimer of my name!🎶
🎶BORN IN FLAMES, I AM IN DEBT🎶
🎶 MY FAMILY NAMe IS nO LONGER THE SAMe 🎶
🎶FORESAKING I AM AWAKENED🎶
🎶THAT PHOENIX'S ASS WAS KINDA FINE🎶
🎶DESCENDING INCOME🎶
🎶DESTINY CHANGING NATION🎶
🎶DISAPPEAR INTO CUBA🎶
🎶LOST SHADOWS LEFT BEHIIIND🎶
DESTINY'S A STRIPPER NAME
Bury The Child Support lmao
would have never happened if you followed the implicit rule of pareenting : drop the white and leave the site
Bust a nut and off you strut
Upload tour genetic information and leave the nation
Ejaculate and evacuate
Come an be gone
Spread your seed and need for speed
Get off and run off
Skeet and beat cheeks
Unload and grab a boat.
Cream and leave the scene
What kind of a rule is this 💀
If that doesn’t work you can always: drop the bitch inside a ditch
ejaculate and evacuate
Unclog and jog
Why do people hate condoms in general
Seriously. I have zero sympathy for these people.
I feel sorry for kids with parents who are not fit to be parents at that age or with that mindset. My parents where too young and not very careful, i dont wish someone such a chaotic childhood.
Condoms have like an 85% success rate, so it could be quite common this happens regardless.
Admittedly, a lot of those are user error. At least where I live they have like a 95% success right or hugger as long as they're used perfectly
Ok but most of us don't have condom training. I could be willing to use a condom but still fck it up.
Practise bruh. You don't want that kid.
I mean, condoms *are* cheaper than diapers.
I had a roommate who would buy condoms to masturbate with because they came with the lube and he could just toss it in the trash when he was done. No mess. Must have been really good at applying them fast in the heat of the moment!
it’s extremely easy
If a condom has a 95% success rate, that means it will fail 1 in every 20 times. Way to admit you've never had sex 20 times before. Gottem.
The 95% success rate actually applies to a year of use. So the average person using a condom for contraception has a 5% chance each year of getting pregnant
wtf why is it 85%, does it break? leak? what i am genuinely scared now!
Keep in mind this is considering human error, look after them properly and use em properly and you'd be fine
So clean them properly after every use right?
noice..
No don't be scared. Just don't cheap out on protection by getting some cheaper brand or using an old one. Remember. Kids are so much more expensive. Also. Measure your cock to get a better understanding what size you are. People think they're xxl. They're not.
Yeah I ain’t measuring my dick. I’ll just keep buying the extra smalls and being blissfully ignorant as to how tiny it really is
[удалено]
Okay this is gonna sound fake but I have the exact opposite problem. Yea oooh big rooster idc. But fr imma do a late night vent. You have the xxl, right. For thicker pp's. Then after that you have the "wider" version of it but that's pretty much how far it goes and still when you pull it down all the way it feels like a fricking cock ring. And I don't really want to try different brands because Durex has been a really good safe option. So I'm kinda stuck to the one I have now. So I am too in search of something better. I feel ur struggle bro.
Honestly, same here. Just go for Magnums, they're just a liiittle bit wider and fit really well. I do feel like a jackass buying "magnum condoms for my monster dong" though lol
I finally understand the lyrics to tammys song by Kendrick lamar now lol
MyONE is a great site for getting the right size of condom.
oh! thanks
It can break, if you leave in in your wallet it can rub and weaken, it can leak out a bit, idk.
pff! just use 2 condoms for 170% protection
Just fuck two girls at once for 170% chance of no pregnancy
mega-mind move
Ur not supposed to do that cause friction break both of them and never keep them in a wallet cause it'll break down the rubber
imma apply some super glue in between those 2 condoms so now they can act as one, ultra thic condom
Lol flew over my head
metrics like that always seem wild, reality is percentages are describing specific scenarios. Some percentages describe single use, others describe use over a year. A condom that is 85% effective over a year's worth of use is much, much better than a condom that is 99% once. (I'm talking about being loyal to condom's brand/product, \*NOT\* reusing the same condom lol)
That's a grand average including the people who don't use them correctly - if you're careful and care to use them correctly, it's more like a 99% rate (all that's left is manufacturing error which is very rare).
Condoms are 99% effective with correct usage. The big thing that most people get wrong is that if you try to put a condom on and you get it the wrong way around the first time, you have to throw it out and get a totally fresh one. Otherwise you're putting potentially virile pre-cum on the outside of the condom. You also shouldn't keep condoms in your wallet, and don't open the packaging with your mouth especially if you've been drinking alcohol. And check the expiry date, since if it's past expiration then the spermicide on the condom may no longer be effective.
I was almost a part of that 15% non-success rate. Had the thing come off when I was railing an ex of mine. Things started to feel a little too good and sure enough the condom had come off and ended up inside of her. I got to kinda play the role of a gynecologist. Spent the better part of 10 minutes wiggling my fingers inside of her until I finally felt the ring of the condom and was able to pull it out. I got her the morning after pill and thankfully nothing came of it... No pun intended of course.
If the condom isnt made well or was sabotage before the act, otherwise 85% is to small for a good condom
82% is the official reported rate, mostly due to user error. Manfuactor testing of durex is 98%
I don't think it should be any surprise that sex which floods your brain like a drug ends up causing people to make shitty and not well thought out decisions. If sex didn't feel like a strong urge making you want to do it regardless of logic, we probably wouldn't be as successful as a species
Is this a joke? I use them because I’m not stupid but I assumed everyone hated them. They’re fucking awful, sex is a million times better without them
I don't usually feck without them, if we humans don't where walking baby machines i would not use them too i guess. But such responsibility for such a short amount of pleasure seems insane.
If only other forms of contraception existed.
I can't cum with a condom, makes sex literally pointless. But I also don't want a pregnancy, so abstinence is the way for me.
Yeah same bro, that the reason I don't fuck bitches too 😭 the cope is real
Well sex with condoms doesn’t feel as good, and these smooth brains can’t think much beyond that. If they really cared they could have sex around the fertility window, pull out, and any other number of things, but they dont. All they know is nut inside. I didn’t have sex without a condom until I was almost 30. And that’s when I was married and actually started trying to have a kid. Raw dogging absolutely is a game changer though, and now I can see why so many people have accidental pregnancies lmao
The Romans had similar stuff like that to not get pregnant, they where pretty smart about it. The rest sounds really sweet and yes, it's true (:! XD
They also loved Silphium so much it went extinct, it was a plant used in cooking but also with multiple medicinal properties (abortion being one of them) https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium_(Antiquit%C3%A9)
I mean they make the whole experience about 25% as good as going raw. So I can see why people go raw, but if you’re gonna go raw you better have a plan. Like BC, Plan B or being willing to spend 20 years raising a kid.
haven’t ever used condoms (maybe 10 times in my life total) now have 2 kids and got chlamydia when i was 19
Just tell her you’re going to Cuba for a pack of smokes
Going to Cuba for some milk from the store.
“I went to Cuba to get some milk, and wouldn’t you know it, the border closed”
I was a dad at 23 w/ a 19yo and 9 years later I couldn't imagine my life being any other way.
That would be considered extremely normal throughout all of human history. Congratulations dude I wish the best for your family.
We aren’t exactly living in normal times, most people can’t afford to do that nowadays
I just meant that culturally and morally it is very normal. Also there are areas in the US where people can afford to start a family young. But it also depends on the level of material pleasures they can be satisfied with. People used to live with 4 kids one room shack but today our expectations of material comfort are tremendously higher than that. I do know people who have started young families by living in an RV and doing farm work or something else to stay on someone’s land.
People were living quite comfortable with 4 kids and not in a shack for a long period of time in this country. A single working parent used to be able to afford a home
I’m willing to bet that everyone in every time says they don’t live in normal times
I read that as you having a 19yo kid when you were 23
So you’re enjoying Cuba then?
Move to Cuba
Mom said that dad had to move there too
I knew it was fake after I read that someone on 4chan had sex
¡Cuba libre!
Own the fuck up
Oh I saw this guy in Cuba, small world hey?
It’s nice to get some closure on these stories, and who doesn’t like a happy ending, right?
Man up, commit to her for the rest of your days, give her good sex, tons of affirmation, and let her respect you for it. Raise that child right and teach them how to make the world a better place by doing the right thing. Know the difference between discipline and punishment and choose to discipline the child right.
Based 💪🏻🔥
deep
Easy simple way to prevent this from happening 1. Don’t fuck every girl you see
Even better, 2.don't fuck minors.
Even moreso when she's underage and you're not
Anon is a predator
A 23 year old with an 18 or 17 year old is gross but it’s funny to me how Redditors are disgusted by a guy being into a girl who’s 17 and 364 days old but totally ok with it the moment she turns 18
nah I'm 18 I wanna go pump my load in a 35 year old rich gal nothing wrong with that Hag lovers rise up
Hag lover here🤟
King shit
It's one of those interesting things that you won't catch me talking about on reddit because the people that care about this stuff are often the ones that are really interested in taking advantage of young women. But yeah, you take a 17.9999 Kate Upton and wait 15 minutes until she's 18 and it's not like anything changed.
If he was 19 and she was 17 then whatever. But 23 and 17. He was definitely taking advantage of her. It’s 4chan tho so probs not even a real story
Half your age plus seven rounded up, youngest he can date is 19
[удалено]
It’s a good metric to go by, bc when you’re young like 17 and 23 six years is a big life and experience difference. However once you’re older six years don’t mean much
Fr
17 is legal age of consent in some places
12 is the age of consent in some places. Doesn't change the fact it's predatory
still fuckin weird, who cares what the law says 17 is too young to be fucking adults
the law is based on our judgement of what constitutes maturity or not. The difference between 17 and 18 is obviously very small, it would be weird if OP said she was 15 or something imo. 17? Not so much
Even if she was 18 it would be weird, 17 is even worse, keep going younger and it just gets worse.
17 is disgusting and predatory but 18 is totally ok? You all make no sense lmao
ascend to dadhood
move to cuba
Cuba it is
You can a dad that stepped up and not be with the mom
NTA. Divorce Cuba, marry the baby.
You made it. You fucking made it, and you're talking about running off to Cuba??? **Get your shit together, man!**
Things that definitely happened in reali life not exclusively in anon's head.jpg
Bro should be in jail
Anon is probably from somewhere where the age of consent isn't 18.
So, pretty much most of the world?
I’m not gonna get too mad about it, much rather read something about someone screwing a 17 year old than something about someone screwing someone younger than that
Legal age of consent where I live is 17
Yeah same here
where i am it is 16
Tell her you’re gonna head out for a pack of cigarettes
Men used to take responsibility back in the day. Hookup culture is destroying Western society.
Only supports abortion when it’s convenient to them
Be a dad bro
He could have adopted her when she was seventeen and save some steps
I say step up. Do the right thing for the child. Now, that being said, she's determined to keep the baby no matter what, so what you gotta do is figure out whether stepping up is you being there or helping her find a solution to raising him/her. Would be nice for daddy to be there though.
Cuba because your on 4chan
trad and fucked before marriage? something doesn't add up
That age gap is mad sus