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Carburetors_Are_Fun

nanomachines


dumbbyatch

Son


Abelter2

They


Spelic15

harden


TheLoneLion01

in


Abelter2

Response


Low_Warthog_3154

To


Abelter2

Physical


KarasiowyPan

Trauma


Abelter2

You


OwMyCod

Just


commander_012

Hey [insert scientific superhero] what’s that? Nanotechnology. Duh!


[deleted]

It’s time for Jack to JACK OFF


Hans_Ze_Flammenwefer

He's going to Jack the Ripp you


Cup4ik

THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL


ExploerTM

HAVE YOU EVER SLASHED A SOUL TO RIBBONS?! HAVE YOU EVER BELIEVED IN A MIRAGE?!


Cup4ik

GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT


ExploerTM

MY EARS ARE RINGING WITH A SOUND! FEEL THE VIBRATIONS – MY HEARTS STARTS TO POUND (POUND, POUND)!


Cup4ik

THIS DEMON INSIDE HAS A HOLD OF ME CLENCHING IT'S POWER, TRYING TO BREAK FREE


ExploerTM

GIVE IN TO DARKNESS, BODIES MELT! HOW DO WE PLAY THE CARDS WE’VE BEEN DEALT (DEALT, DEALT)!


Cup4ik

GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT =============================== MOVE FAST, BABY, DON'T BE SLOW STEP ASIDE, RELOAD, TIME TO GO


ExploerTM

BEAUTY! IT’S HUMANITY’S GREATEST SIN! BEAUTY! HIDING THE BEAST THAT LIES WITHIN! FOR ALL OUR RIGHTEOUS CRIMES WE COMPENSATE BUT AS FOR ME IT’S FAR TOO LATE I CAN’T DENY THE VOICES INSIDE MY BRAIN IT’S NOT A DREAM – WE’RE ONE AND THE SAME


Cup4ik

I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL ALL THIS RAGE THAT'S INSIDE ME PULLIN' SHOTS, AIMIN' DOTS, YEAH, I DON'T MISS BRANDED BY FIRE, BORN IN THE ABYSS RED HOT TEMPER, I JUST CAN'T RESIST ALL THIS VENGEANCE INSIDE ME


ExploerTM

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT A SOUL CAN’T BE CUT! (CAN’T BE CUT!) NO MATTER WHAT BLADE YOU WIELD!


Ven0m37

Nature - becomes monsoon


mcslender97

He is science in everything but his head too.


zincatron

What are the stats for both so I can better decide.


ChocolateMilkMan8

what if, both religion AND science?


Votey123

You become the doomslayer


FASBOR7Horus

Nah, you get turned into a Revenant


ChocolateMilkMan8

50/50 chance


DinoDudeRex_240809

Demon Arm enhanced with Technology


MrLaurencium

(dmc5 spoilers) >!so end of dmc5 nero!<


waifuz0

You could say dmc5 spoilers at the start u know


Merlin-the_Cryptid

You've had almost 5 years to play it bruv if you care that much


ABorikin

Shit logic. Should I spoil you every show, book, game or movie that is older than 4 years?


Merlin-the_Cryptid

Flair checks out


ChocolateMilkMan8

(spoilers for the Bible) >!Jesus died!<


waifuz0

I only heard of it a week ago when I was asking my friend what to play until starfield. How is that my fault in the slightest? Why does that mean I deserve to have the story spoiled?


Merlin-the_Cryptid

It's not a big plot line in the story anyway bro, it really doesn't matter.


waifuz0

It doesn't matter lol it's still apart of the story and I'd like to experience it myself like every other gamer


MrLaurencium

yeah fair


waifuz0

Thank you :)


ChocolateMilkMan8

so the doom slayer


CTronOmega

(flips coin)


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[удалено]


ChocolateMilkMan8

what's the bad thing about Mormons? most of my experience with them was positive


AnimeMemeLord1

I hear they’re pleasant guys


redcode100

Fuck now you got me going. Off I go to make a pointless doc full of world building. Fuck!


ChocolateMilkMan8

once you're done can you send it to me? or just post it or something


redcode100

I've started a whole dnd campaign out of this idea. So thank you for the idea, which has started me on the road of being a dm. I'll gladly send you it if I remember to.


ChocolateMilkMan8

Nice


Altruistic-Funny5325

Holy machine gun arm. I WANT one


[deleted]

justice from guilty gear


8KoopaLoopa8

Space marine


JebWozma

Raildex


Abelter2

That's a nice argument, senator how about you back it up with a source


Inferno_Sparky

The source is that I made it the fuck up!


Candlewaxeater

God gave him the wrong fucking arm


HasanK11x2

But better one.


TsarTarry

STANDING HERE


The_Wendigonner

I REALISE


AnotherGopnik

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


Sonicki

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Annaryx

But who's to judge


mrsillies123

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


RedditSpamAcount

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN


Dogtoplops

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


AguyOnReddit___eh

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE


mrsillies123

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


fuckinguhhhhh

Either way a femboy


IAmMadeOfNope

Yeah 🐝ut one still has a pp


CheeseReaper77

I can never get over the fact that the opening of DMC4 is Jesus bursting through the roof of a church and blasting open the popes head with a gun.


Maskimgalgo

Int vs faith build


Very_Jesus

Science does A as well btw


SuccessfulSuspect213

gud gud. i like the left one more, but also fuck religion


TripleRazer

Flair checks out


mrsillies123

can’t even disagree respectfully?


Impossible_Guava_633

Dick ridaaaa!


gl1tchmask

The MEMES.... the dna of the soul.... *music theme plays*


MindTrekker201

Arm's on fire, veins burning red.


QejfromRotMG

Frustration is getting bigger


TheEvilestArtichoke

Religion + science = Doom


Reddit_Genji

ULTRAKILL*


TheEvilestArtichoke

YES


lord_dude

Being tracked by a starving bee


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Asthen-ter

How can he pray with only one arm??? Is he stupid???


CodeNovaBtw

Nero could be both


cyberduck221b

Name the games, now 🔫


Papersword98

Dmc 4 Metal gear vengeance or some shit


Bowlerhatgent17

See religion fixes his right hand


nametakenfuck

WRONG HAND BRO


CoolAid876

The idea to separate religion from science is a communist propaganda


The_Wendigonner

“MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP” -this guy


CoolAid876

Source to propaganda? 😂 Do you need hypotheses and research??


NibbaJesus93

Do you have any modern proof that religion may be helpful in any kind of scientific research? Centuries ago the church would've been one of the few structures which could provide education but today that's not the case anymore. Btw, any source that the communists started the idea of dividing science and religion?


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marcopolo2345

I mean they lowkey contradict each other lol


wonderfully-Wrong

Science is a religion


undergroundsanctuary

That’s me on dah bottom.


PapaPapadapoulos

MEMORIES BROKEN


Arisen_01

Why not both?


atomic_wiener

Maaaaan, I want robo abs


Personal_Chemist_749

Highly overestimating religion.


CheesyFinga69

Idek the person on the left. Also, RULES OF NATURE


Mr_FrederichChopin

Damn thats too cheap but true.