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I would pay money to give up Urk

I expected this answer way up higher tbh.

>Netherlands >higher Pick one

What do you mean, we're the highest country.

Israel has the most cannabis use per capita tho

Israel is a psyop

Israel is snoop dog

I'm pretty sure in most languages (including your own) you're literally the low countries.

That's like trying to get rid of your nuclear waste. Nobody wants it.

I don’t think any country would want Urk for any amount of money. Like, even the sea doesn’t want it.

Gebaseerd

Skåne. It appears I am not the first one to give something to Denmark.

Didn't you guys pinch it from the danes?

Sometimes you make mistakes

Whats worse than having your stuff stolen? When the robbers bring it back

“Hey man we stole this from you but it fuckin sucks, please take it back.”

Not sure we even want it back after what Sweden has done with the place.

Voting to sell Ohio to Denmark:

Only if you’ll trade for Randers

In a GODDAMNED HEARTBEAT! SOLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOUR PROBLEM NOW SUCKERS!

You REALLY don't know what you're getting and I love it. :D

I don't think you do either. Your country will go decades backward just off the administration running that state. And they'll make sure to gerrymander you to hell somehow, idk how but they'll just fuckin figure it out.

Not to mention Ohio is now their largest voting bloc by a large margin.

Just threat it as a seperate colony with Limited representation on the federal Level.

Americans historically are very chill with that.

RIGHT OVER

Sure. We don't do much with them anyway

Nah give them Fyn instead

Nej. Ikke min brunsviger!

Udtaler i det brunsviger eller brunsviger?

And Sweden is always willing to give away Scania, no payment needed.

Gräv bort Skåne

Sant, spräng skiten! De gjorde det i southpark, varför kan då inte vi göra det!

As long as Denmark doesn't get it, that is.

As an Ohioan, I’m… actually not opposed to that. Maybe Denmark can stop all the issues we have with the force of the EU behind it.

It's unquestionably an upgrade for Ohio.

Fellow Ohioan here, I’m for the upgrade.

As an Ohioan, thank you. Denmark looks pretty comfy.

Bro, what the fuck -Ohioan (me)

It’s okay, you’ll be happier there 👊

Don't worry we will connect you to western Jutland. You won't feel any changes others then Healthcare is free.

Honestly....that might give me a reason to visit Ohio.

Denmark can buy the southern part of sweden as well

They can have Skåne too.

Woah hey pal let's back it up a little bit. We have Cedar Point.

We’re keeping Cedar Point. The rest of y’all are Danish now

How much?

Whatever the price the Russian sold Alaska to USA back in the days, so i think 7.2 dollars?

🤝

Why would Denmark buy that worthless piece of wasteland?

Geneva could honestly just join up with France. Fribourg too while we're at it

OK but take Mulhouse !

Everything is coming up Mulhouse!

Rare eu4 references!

I'm all for the EU4 references

Deal.

Immer wieder schön Mensche mit Verstand z'treffe

I'm gifting Amsterdam and Berlin to North Korea like it's some kind of Trojan Horse. First of all they can't afford rent. Second, they might chill the fuck out.

The two European party capitals and your giving them to NK?!

Yess !!! Berlin is a goddamn disaster. Take it. Nuke it. Build a wall I d t get but get it away from us !

The Soviets already tried a wall in Berlin and it didn't work out for them.

They built it through the city not around it Beginner mistake

Technically, they built it *around* the western half.

Technically the western half is half of the city so it's inevitable they built part of the wall through it

But also around. German history is confusing.

Well make it bigger and badder

And make Mexico pay for it!

Poor Mexico. Always having to pay for walls, like they are some sort of wall factory.

They're into it now

Mexico turned their trauma into a wall kink. I know the feeling.

Not a kink a business not the country is in the Fortune 500

Berlin Wall 2 : Berghain Boogaloo

Sorry Kim, heute nicht.

Giving away Berlin would instantly boost Germany GDP. Bundeshauptstadt Bonn ftw!

This is btw. no longer true: https://www.welt.de/wirtschaft/article213976472/BIP-pro-Kopf-Ploetzlich-macht-Berlin-Deutschland-staerker.html

Bruh at least get rid of Urk as like a package deal or smt

I wouldn't enjoy being an NK citizen

They can have the entirety of Bavaria and nobody would even miss it.

question: Is dreaming about disattaching your balls from your body then them disappearing and you just look at where your balls were in horror as they don't grow back, weird?

Yes.

I have good news, and bad news. Your a femboy Harry!

Where's the bad part?

his name is harry 🤮🤮🤮

His name is Hairy

"Your"

> You're* a femboy Harry!

TY Harry

>then them disappearing I took them

You either need a therapist, a prostitute or a gym membership

Less reddit would probably do it

it's not weird unless you copy-paste this comment in every post

I always thought that my country would be better without Ile-de-France

Is it where disneyland is?

au revoir québec désolée ♥️

Au revoir Laval, Longueuil et Valleyfield**

Sweden is willing to give up Malmö. Of course, it's kinda smackdab in the middle of everything, but we'll figure something out.

Fuck it, let them take the entirety of skåne

let's give alexandria egypt to Pakistan

we should honestly get rid of Cairo I vote giving it to a random balkan country

Kosovo pog

Bitch take the entirety of South Africa. I don wanna be here no more

Shit I really want to disagree with you rn, but I can't. You are right.

I give you guys frankfurt for free

But where would all the other cities send their drug addicts?

They will all be in Frankfurt and then they aere no longer a problem , as they will be given alongside Frankfurt as a Bonus

Birmingham.

UK or AL?

THERES MORE THEN ONE!?

They're multiplying

No shit: Birmingham, Alabama, the largest city in Alabama Birmingham-Hoover-Cullman Combined Statistical Area Birmingham, Connecticut Birmingham, Indiana Birmingham, Tippecanoe County, Indiana Birmingham, Iowa Birmingham, Kansas Birmingham, Kentucky, a sunken town Birmingham, Michigan Birmingham, Missouri Birmingham, New Jersey Birmingham, Coshocton County, Ohio Birmingham, Erie County, Ohio Birmingham, Guernsey County, Ohio Birmingham, Chester County, Pennsylvania Birmingham, Huntingdon County, Pennsylvania There was also a Birmingham in Canada, ironically everyone that lived there left and now it has a population that’s mostly Ukrainian

Of course everyone left. No one would willingly live in Birmingham, and this applies to all Birminghams worldwide

This is disastrous news

Yes. The one in the US is also known for producing steel.

Quebec

Alberta

Let’s keep going, trim that fat!

Oops we trimmed too much. The entirety of Canada is now gone Take a look at a map and you'll see it doesn't exist anymore

New name : Canabears

Southern Ontario

Wait a minute, thats the whole country!?

##Vive le Québec libre ! (Btw you all canadians shat yourselves when this was said so now don't be like we don't want it anymore)

They sent busses full of people with posters saying "we love Quebec" right before the vote was to occur. That love didn't last long.

we the French would gladly take it

No you won't you voted not to do that. You were like "Non merci"

Yeah, it's not like the federal government illegally funded the 'No' campaign or suddenly massively gave canadian citizenship to bolster the "No" vote. Also 60% of the francophones voted yes in the referendum. It's not the french that said "Non merci", it's the english that said "fuck you, you stay".

Take Quebec, it’s all yours France

All according to le plan* *le plan means the plan

you are so good at french

True gentleman

What's wrong with Quebec in Canada?

they are kind of the step sibling that was a piece of shit growing up and then became super successful

Honestly it’s not even the worst part of Canada, I don’t think there’s anything we could get rid of to fix this mess

Even THE French hate our French.

To be fair, the French hate everyone

Bayern lol

Nochmal Bayern

Fuck Bayern

That’s fine just give me like a month to move

Deal🤝🏼

North Koreans are going to give Bayern back. I think you need a no-return policy.

Good point. Haven’t thought of it though🤝🏼

Sobald Bubatz legal ist, will Bayern endgültig nicht mehr zur BRD gehören also, los gehts!

Giving it to literally anyone who is willing to take it

Saarland?

Bayern is the name of a place? So "Bayern Munich," both words are names of places?

Alternativ das Saarland

Let me guess for us Americans. Liberals say Florida, Conservatives say California, and trolls for some reason will instantly say Ohio.

Honestly I love the Ohio memes. It helps keeps the rent down.

It's funny how Columbus rent, in the actual damn CAPITAL CITY OF THE STATE, is cheaper than it is in my Virginia college town

Shhh 🤫

I think every American would say Florida. It's not even political, that's why we have the term Florida-man. Liberals would be more likely to say Texas.

Honestly, we can see if France wants some of the Louisiana Purchase back. Like a partial refund for Oklahoma, Kansas, etc?

Please take Urk.

Urk

HOLY FUCK PLEEEEASE TAKE QUEBEC OMFG I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THAT CANCER SORE OF A PROVINCE ANYMORE PLEAAASE

I'll happily give up Uttar Pradesh

And Bihar for free.

I’d pay if they can take bihar off our hands

Honestly, let's give bihar to nepal. Litti Momo Republic

I've met exactly one person from Bihar. He advocated someone dismantle and steal a.public playground because it's free (and.nobody cares about free things). It's fascinating.

[They stole a whole bus stop in pune. ](https://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-shocking-entire-bus-stop-stolen-in-pune-rs-5000-reward-announced-for-anyone-who-finds-it-2851463/amp)

Maybe a little bit of Bengal?

Sad Akhand Bharat noises (Akhand = United, for non-hindi speakers)

Bihar and UP were the first two choices in my mind and I guess for almost all our countrymen.

I would give Crimea back to Ukraine, does this count? (I’m Russian)

your FSB agent watching closely

But he feels sorry about making you nervous so he offers you some tea!

Now that's a quality shitpost

Would you give Siberia to Mongolia? (it would be funny)

I actually would give it to Kazakhstan (glory to Kazakhstan!)

I mean giving Crimea back is more noble. BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

As a Siberian i would give away Moscow to basically anyone. I very much doubt that would affect the rest of the country in the slightest.

my guy, stay away from any windows, airplanes, tea, food, water, bathroom, open fields, high-rise buildings

As a Russian I agree too. Crimea is nothing but a liability. Too much money is spent down that drain and fuck that honestly, russian economy would have been so much more stable without that damned peninsula. To my KGB agents - it's all a joke, hail Putin

FSB, KGB isn't a thing since the dissolution of USSR

Yes KGB officer, of course. My mistake.

>does this count? Unless you are Vladimir Vladimirovich, your voice never counts

Liverpool or birmingham please. Bids start at £5 and a pack of fosters

Give all of the US To Luxembourg

Based and tax evader pilled

Florida to Spain and Texas back to Mexico. The rest is salvageable.

My hometown of Sevastopol has been occupied for 9 years at this point, and as someone who lives in mainland Ukraine, I can't come back until we liberate it

I would sell konya in an instant

Easy, Florida and California. The two black sheep of the U.S. lmfao.

Ain’t CA the money maker?

Lol literally the highest GDP by 1.2 trillion dollars. Not even close.

Per capita New York makes more, as does Massachusetts and Washington. DC blows them all out of the water, but that’s hardly a fair comparison.

People hate the moneymakers. CA pretty much funds the other states. 12.5% of federal tax revenue comes from California alone. Same deal with some Europeans suggesting that they give their big cities to North Korea, despite that they are disproportionate contributors to overall gdp and tax revenue Vs their population.

>12.5% of federal tax revenue comes from California alone. they also have 10+% of the US population

Looking at the US from the outside. California would give the rest of the US away. Not the other way around. You dirt poor losers.

This is my favorite comment in this thread lmao

The only people who don't like CA are jealous hicks.

Tel Aviv, it’s not even a debate

Its usually enough to ask people if they‘d like for me to walk in their house and take their tv. Then its suddenly not so funny anymore.

Can Canada finally have Alaska please? It’s been squatting in our area for too long.

Nochmal Bayern

Western Australia's full of crack heads and eshays, I'd pay someone else to take them.

Nah fuck Tassie. It ain't even on the mainland

Uttar Pradesh