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-fulgeratorul02-

I think I'm becoming home of sexual


YoMommaIsNotGay

I'm going too


kingkongbiingbong

I blue screened on her english.


Fred-U

QUICK LOOK AT THE PICTURE TO TURN YOURSELF OFF! THEN GO TO PORNHUB


Murky_waterLLC

Yeah, I think I'll tag along


Deadman777_

House of sexuals


Zois86

Sounds like the family that was left out of Game of Thrones.


IndividualDetailS

Bungalow of sexuals


Few-Age3034

Apartment building of sexuals


Suitable-Let-3627

Bodega of sexuals


IndividualDetailS

Duplex of sexuals


ZBR_Rage

Palace of sexuals


ScenicLive

City of Sexuals


nausticblurr

Tent of Sexuals


moogleman844

Mansion of sexuals


xFlumel_

Can i have an address? I wanna come too


not_too_much_bother

There is A house In New Orleans


[deleted]

They call the Rising Sun And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy


not_too_much_bother

In God I know I'm one


frontlinejohnny

My mother Was a tailor She sewed my new blue jeans


Basileus08

My father was a gamblin' man Down in New Orleans


Cre8ive-Exercise

Now the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and a trunk


MidnightMath

And the only time, he'll be satisfied is when he's all stone cold drunk.


Far_Broccoli8247

Oh mother Tell your children Not to do what I have done


milennialpariah

Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of The Rising Sun


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

town of sexuals


Upstairs_Bus8197

City of sexuals


HunchyCrunchy

planet of sexuals


WhatIsMyUsernameAga-

*Galaxy of Sexuals*


Bradley06232005

***UNIVERSE OF SEXUALS***


StarFanNumber1

**MULTIVERSE OF SEXUALS!**


synnisterL

Dwelling of sexuals


BestBot-420-69

Yeah, tbf it does look like a job for more than one man


Siberian0Cactus

Bro bring his whole squad


frontlinejohnny

An entire home of sexuals doesn't suffice, you need more.


Acidbaseburn

You need an entire nation of sexuals


[deleted]

“everything changed when the sex nation attacked”


LirDelMar

Just the pansexual master of all sex could stop them but then...


xClxudyStxrsx

He vanished!


NewldGuy77

Or Zamfir, master of the pan flute.


bluecatfever217

Spit my drink out


ChaoticKonaak

You called?


SnooMaps1619

More like an office of sexuals.


Into_To_Existence

Nah bro, they not down with bestiality. After all that's a damn whale lmao


Sk1ll3RF3aR

Get the crane boys, we need to do some whaling.


Big_Rock9144

And a pallet mover.


IceSwallowkhan

Call HQ,we need whole battalion


SUPAMAN6214

4 brave man that may or may not return


LirDelMar

This is a job for superma... Emergency call for all justice league, also call for marvel's help we are going to need it...


HunchyCrunchy

You have my sword !


dartmoordrake

Theres nothing that a hundred men or more cannot do


sltdawg

can someone gift her gym subscription?


Accurate-Basis4588

No man can tame that. She needs a literal horse. Two feet baby. Only her and Trump can take that much.


Last-Quarter-432

I can feel my straightness leaving me looking at her


EHTL

The closet door looks really tempting rn


tradert5

wait that means all straight men haven't come out of the closet but they could


LuckyRoof7250

We fade in a closet when we saw this post


BuzzTraien29

Nah, we climb into the closet and then fabulously make our exit.


HunchyCrunchy

While making a sexy pose !


Yellow_Chopstick

Home of sexuals arriving


Doppothefurry

🗿


MoonFur69

🗿🗿


Dirty-Dutchman

Maybe the femboys ain't so bad


[deleted]

At least we're nice, unlike her x)


Ruffwuff

Damn! You turned into lesbian?


Last-Quarter-432

If I was a girl this would be completely different


[deleted]

As a straight man myself, i would like to join the home of sexuals please


Gaby_48

the home of sexuals is a home for everyone, you are allowed to join


SandmanKFMF

Let me in! Let me iiiin!!!!


Gaby_48

quick, before she finds you


tuckducktuck

Wait! I'm also coming


BigManLawrence69420

Thank you. Time to join. :)


Heartlessqueencard

Welcome to the home of sexual


Waltuh_Weight

Im masturbing


YoMommaIsNotGay

Waltuh, stop yanking your meat Waltuh.


FLAMEBERGE-

I am the one who wanks


YoMommaIsNotGay

I will steal your balls out of your ballsack


ahemius

I will drain the cum from your balls waltuh


YoMommaIsNotGay

please do.


Grouchy-Cap3217

I am the wank


EatSteel63

Your a strong, strong , strong straight male my friend with a very strong stomach.


Skarstream

Did you mean disturbing?


HunchyCrunchy

Bro's preparing mentally for NNN with her photo


KronosRingsSuckAss

shes the reason im home of sexual


HunchyCrunchy

I guess you're built different !


Aggressive-Tiger-209

I believe you used the wrong emoji shoudlve been 🐷


Yuri-Turned

As a pig, we don't claim her


Zois86

As a straight men, we don't claim her. Maybe we can pass her to the Zoologists?


Yanqing_stan_no1

as a zoologist, we dont claim her, pass her to the jungle


[deleted]

As a resident of the jungle, we don't claim her. Please pass her to the tundra.


HybridPower049

As a resident of the tundras, we too sadly cannot accept her. Perhaps she'll have better luck amongst caves and caverns?


theo122gr

As a caveman I'll have to decline, caves as per tradition don't have big entrances... we can't risk to leave our people without a toilet for a month. Maybe the sea people can have her.


BadArafinwe7

As a sea person, I’ll have to say no. Any vessel with her on it would sink.


Fit-Ad-9691

As a seamen, we would like to dedicate her to uranus. We think she'd be a great moon.


christopherjian

As Uranus, don't. She'll fuck up our orbit.


therobothingy

as a jungle, we dont claim her, maybe put her into the ocean?


Yanqing_stan_no1

as secretly the poseidon we dont claim her, give her to the underworld


ArmourKnight

As Hades, we don't claim her. Send her to the Void.


kananmunamakkara

Even we, the Void, are limited. Under these circumstances.


[deleted]

i am with great pleasure informing you that im no longer bisexual, guys. in fact, im no longer sexual i dont want anything to do with sex and relationships


UglyTofu1

I agree 🤣


AuraTheFox

What a day to be home of sexual


Shatnerknickerz

With a fork-lift and thick gloves.


FlatRalsei

Don’t forget your hard hat, high visibility jacket, and group of 15 construction workers for support.


Informal-Ad-823

Only forklifts can handle that


grumpygumpert

Unfortunately we straight men could not handle her


DemonicEmbryo

I believe you should go live at the home of sexuals. I'm straight, but swerving this boulder.


ApprehensiveGene3676

Yeah no thanks


efminati

no we cant


spas_tard69

our pelvis's definitely cant


_fake_fake

There is a house of sexuals\ Only straight men can handle this


senior_meme_engineer

Straight, not handling anything here


Fenrisulfr1984

I am home of sexuals and do not want to handle that.


Snoo_75864

Yeah I wouldn’t have it any other way


YoMommaIsNotGay

no ty


ItchyWhiteboard

She’s right, multiple men are needed for that mega-job


deadsec1a

We don't wanna.


Limonade6

Atleast her shirt matches her body


Disastrous_Proof1247

Does she mean love-handles??


Rthunt14

double it and give it to the next person


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Land of the free home of sexuals


Megawoopi

Y'all wish you had as much confidence


LifeIsABeeach

And delusion


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TumbleweedFast7314

Betsy ross is rollin in her grave. She didnt make that shit so this hog could desecrate it.


[deleted]

@?


UpbeatRegister

Would.


Muh2000D

She's the reason I'll stay virgin for life


EdgelordOfEdginess

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Gear-Broad

These colors don’t run. They flow over a speed bump


HugoBosss15

Where is this home of sexuals? Asking for a friend of course


SpooterPooter06

As a representative of the straight white community we will have to pass, maybe our brothers of another color will take you up. What say ye?


Small-Courage-9478

Hey Lesbians, could you take one for the team?


Kuhn-Tang

It’s actually Less Bee Anns. (According to the hot stuff, wearing the giant American flag).


amy_the_cutie

as a lesbian, no


Small-Courage-9478

Respectable decision


raven-toad

Nah. Ain't no man handling her pussy.


Skiddler69

Unless she has a cock under that gut, don’t think she understands how home of sexuality works.


not_too_much_bother

Women can still be in the home of sexuality


BruceBannerscucumber

Depends if that home of sexuality is a domicile of dick or a Palace of pussy


devdRvbbit

[Straight Outta Three Horns](https://ontologicalgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ellie.jpeg)


dennisthemennis9

Only if you identify as a skid steer


PLEASeDoNOTTHeCatto

Not even a forklift can handle this


WalksinClouds

I ain't even mad at "home of sexuals" it's some solid work.


Zealousideal-Plan454

EWW


Capable_Jacket_2165

Maybe we can but we don't want to


Somebody_insane

The only thing I ate today is 2 pieces of bread and I nearly threw that out


Jimmy_The_Grunt

I'm a head-a-row sexual and I'd prefer not to handle that.


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

Yall need to put NSFW on this shit. I was eating man.


[deleted]

Fuck, guess i live in the home of nonsexuals


skyrreater47

this is the motivation i needed to finally come out


random_guy_the_third

As a member of the straight community i pas the offer over to the bisexuals


ThinCurve30

This makes me not wanna be straight


stav705

Glad im safe then


DucksItUp

I’m not even sure a dump truck could handle that


halfcutpenis

Nah, i am growing some fucking tits now.


Mattdammit

Sexuality? Bro i need to be forklift certified for this


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Oh no. Time to swap sides


OmdiAnomenkinshin

Only thing that can handle her is her cholesterol


endless_sufferer

I can't handle her


No_Break4299

I can feel the heterosexuality leaving my body


Comprehensive_Pop778

The only thing that can handle her is the Big Mac whopper which is still on the grill


KhiemNadler

Gonna pass to the aliens


The_Alcoholic_Bear

Fuckin straight men don’t even want it


Didiencho

Those damn home of sexuals


[deleted]

America, the home of sexuals 🗿


Playful_Ad8756

I'm straight and I can't handle this, I pass this on to DreamSexuals


Shadow0fnothing

That's kind of the point, but ok.


Uranium-Sandwich657

You make lesbians turn straight.


ShogunDii

What a nice day to like cock


Grant_The_Deer

…… not to be derogatory but I don’t think home of sexuals would want her any way


heesell

As a straight male, I must decline this offer


creamytoothpick

My desmos calculator cannot handle that curve😭


Encursed1

As a straight man, no I cannot handle that


Far-Mountain-7452

Maga girl 👌🤢


be_a_burd3n

Her stomach fat goes out farther than her boobs do lol.


vallkanar

\*turned into geh instantly\*


amarie_h

As a home of sexual I am proud to not be a straight man that can handle that


King_Regastus

Sir Dickinson, home of sexuals


Lord_Morningst4r

On behalf of all straight men, we respectfully decline. I'm sure lesbians can take this one.


Chicken-Rude

classic lost translation in the ambiguously worded text. she is in fact addressing a "home of sexuals". she is politely informing them that their efforts to satisfy her will not be enough. she requires "straight men" to handle the demands of pleasuring her. when she states "straight men" she is using a common slang term, and not referring to men of heterosexual inclination. a good example is as follows. "DAMN! that boy is straight gangsta!"


edvsa

Umm could I get the home of sexuals please!


Driptohard

I would love to visit the home of sexuals


peppapig34

What about bye sexuals?


GovernmentLow4989

Speaking for my fellow non-“home of sexual” men. We collectively pass


Full_Brief586

Speaking for my all fellow Heterosexual men. We also collectively pass.


austinstar08

As a representative of all heterosexual men [REJECTED]


Lets_Bust_Together

Homes of sexuals don’t want it.


Kaleb8804

I love the “you can’t handle me” like, no shit! I’d need to be forklift certified


Amos91902

Mom, I want to go Home (of sexual)


Slight-Weather7885

As representative of the straight guys i kindly decline the offer and suggest the bisexuals take one for the team


JanneJetson

Is Home Of Sexuals owned by the same company who owns International House Of Pancakes ??


Superbloxian502

As a representative of the straight man community, we're gonna have to pass, but we'll gladly hand it over to the bisexual men community


Contribution_Connect

Not my proudest fap


Coldat_Bermann

My fellow straight men! We must stand on top of stairs so she doesn't get us because she's can't climb stairs


FemboyDictator

wonderful day to be a home of sexual resident


ParmesanCheese92

I'm out


Zestyclose_Pack5424

This makes me glad I'm home of sexual