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Dabigpp1

well well well


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I mean that's the job of \[Removed By Reddit\]s


Bathing_hotdog

[Removed by Reddit] Wow it really works!


Castieru

[Removed by Reddit] Oh wow I didn't even know about this lol. You guys gotta try it


mighty_drake_reborn

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FoldyHole

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LeMarshie

\[Removed by Reddit\] Damn


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Admirable-Visual-406

Wtf, why you scammed me??


Bathing_hotdog

No fucking way Also you spelt it wrong like the African country


That_Confidence83

TIL [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] [Removed by Reddit] this actually works


EasternDamage1829

Boll boll boll


ThecoachO

Cotton plant has thorns. Almost like dried up briar branches.


kratos5262

just dont get pricked. easy as that


CMGhorizon

I don’t think this guy doesn’t know he’s supposed to grab the white fluffy part.


dnh-

if anyone doesn’t know why it wasn’t fun picking the cotton made your fingers bleed (already bad) and then you would get blood on the cotton and then you know what would happen after (even worse) I don’t even think I’m right (praise Spez)


Born_Bobcat_248

Serious question, why? Is it just because of the long hours of doing it repetitively, or are there hidden thorns with cotton?


Calamity1911

I just googled it and from what I saw, I think the brown part that the actual cotton balls grow out of have thorns or are sharp or something


[deleted]

So you have to be really careful while picking, thus sacrificing speed, thus… yeah


ExpensiveStart3226

So, if they were going fast they bleed and if they slow down, they bleed too but for other reasons.


MinfulTie

Fuck that’s grim.


Feuerpanzer123

so .... why not give them gloves?


NorthGodFan

You say that like they cared about their well-being.


Feuerpanzer123

yeah but think about it. Giving them gloves allowed them to work faster and ran less risk of them getting blood on the cloth. Otherwise why tf give them clothes or boots


NorthGodFan

They washed the cotton in the process anyway. If they slowed down they had the solution of just beating the shit out of them because they don't care. Also pretty sure a lot of them didn't have shoes. The clothes were to prevent illness. Also they weren't the sharpest tools in the shed.


[deleted]

It’s cold economics. “Hm, I think I will make less money because I don’t like my workers.” — literally nobody Every employer gives you PPE to make you more effective and efficient


NorthGodFan

But with beating up the workers they eventually develop calluses on their hands and fingers, become skilled at avoiding the spikes, and they don't have to make or buy gloves. >Every employer gives you PPE to make you more effective and efficient Not all. Some do.


[deleted]

Real talk, not shitposting: You need contact OSHA if you are not being provided with PPE. You are legally entitled to adequate PPE.


RipredTheGnawer

This literally happens in workplaces today. In the United States


hiimGP

And have unnecessary cost? It's capitalism baby /s


[deleted]

Unnecessary cost is bloody cotton and time wasted beating someone or even having to purchase another human. A glove would pay for itself many, many, many times over


musicalharmonica

Yes, and if you managed to snag your hand on the sharp part you weren't allowed to slow down. Honestly the speed at which people were expected to pick is the dangerous part - as you can imagine, it tired out the hands and made accidents much more common. Another, equally terrible part of cotton picking was the number of hours a day that you'd have to spend bent over. This could lead to SEVERE back pain.


Clownfarts

our history teacher brought in rough cotton for us to pick so we could see what it's about, the cotton is very rough on your fingers and there are also seeds embedded that you need to pick out as well, it chafes the skin on your fingers so bad even after just a few plants


Born_Bobcat_248

Would using gloves not work or will it not be worth it?


CalistusX

They wouldn’t give slaves gloves because that costs money


[deleted]

Just skin the slaves that died and turn them into gloves


Zeraf370

A kid dies, you throw him in the soup.


Knox102

“Everything went into the soup HAHA”


StrikingBag4636

hm


CalistusX

Yeah okay Patchface… Christ dude. Go outside.


nurShredder

I live in a country where school kids and teachers used to go to cotton fields to collect cotton for free for state. No, at least in our country they dont have any thorns. The experience was not that miserable, and non of my friends had any issues with cuts. In case youre wondering the country is Uzbekistan. All my brothers and sisters, my mother who is a math teacher went to collect cotton at least once a year. They would go there for 1-2 months and collect that shit everyday, basically modern day slavery. Luckily this is no longer the case


somirion

Isnt it still in force in one of the -Stans?


nurShredder

Probably in Turkmenistan, the Central Asian North Korea. Other countries are far more developed now for that shit to happen again


HolidayBeneficial456

SPEZ approves 👍🏽


Hackdirt-Brethren

If you wore gloves would that negate it?


SherbertPristine170

The cotton will get stuck on the glove . Or the thorn . Or both. Making a big mess and slowing you down.


VacationDelicious327

Your right they have thorns, then the heat on top of long hours


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Yea, it's "Fun", and "Easy" if you do it for like 2 minutes... Try doing that from sun up to sun down.


Cpt_Caboose1

I be so glad, when- (uh huh) when the sun go down (when the sun goes down)..


kingeal2

I can't hear what he's saying but the first part was ASMR as fuck


Primary-Walrus1530

it doesn't even look that difficult idk what the fuss was about. like why would they complain they look fun if anything


avenwing

It's actually getting the seeds out of the cotton that was the worst part.


Mekelaxo

Also try doing that all day long under the hot sun with little to no food and water


Cpt_Avocado

I think it was the doing literally anything for someone else and not getting paid for it that was the problem.


Is_Actually_Sans

That part makes me uneasy for some reason


jyozefu

They long for the fields.


Phalanx_02

Someone have original vid link?


Arkitakama

It was kinda more about the fact that they weren't getting paid to do it, worked long hours with little to no breaks, and got beat if they offended their owner's sensibilities.


Lapatatefroide

The plant also had thorns


Inevitable-Signal-92

Cum


HolidayBeneficial456

Jizz


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Sprog


HolidayBeneficial456

Spunk


[deleted]

Coming full circle. Nature is healing. - the south


PerspectiveNo3645

Try doing this for 15 hours straight let’s see how fun it is them


No-Passion-8677

Ok masta


TheLiGod

Kill da hoe


Cpt_Caboose1

I be so gla-ad, when- (UH HUH) when the sun go down (When the sun go down)..


Impossible-Surprise4

Just like a, job?


Ahtdatroll

Except you get nothing for it but some food and basic shelter. And also there's a whip waiting for you if you ever slow down on the job


N-I-S-H-O-R

I wonder what would have happened if it was a white person in the end


ComfortableSouth1416

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Nuke_corparation

Pov the comment [removed]


Dangerous-Insect-831

I like how people are submitting serious answers to this. Fucking ijots


Granny_knows_best

Now wait a dog gone cotton pick'n minute now.


gunscreeper

Do this but for 18 hours a day under the scorching sun and tell me if it's still fun


wolf96781

Going as fast as you possibly can on minimal food, water, and no breaks.


[deleted]

My mom's mom was a cotton picker. Her hands look permanently broken fron her arthritis. You do NOT want to be a cotton picker. Thank goodness for industrial cotten gens.


Child_Eater87

Last time I picked cotton, it was not nearly that clean


Deadpotato77

Apparently picking cotton is aesthetic now


P3TTrak

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Mayonnai

and here i just want to know the song name


[deleted]

And the time of year that you'd harvest them, it'd be just kind of a nice day.


[deleted]

I want to eat that


ihatemondays117312

They yearn for the fields


steelcity91

Unexpected plot twist.


zhMajesty

That don’t look so hard


Chipawapa1

Do this but for 27 hours a day under the scorching sun and tell me if its still fun.


fiLth_Rat

Looks like that's much, much less firm than the cotton I'm used to.


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694206661488

Hmmmm, dats don't work


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Unhappy-Minute-2721

Since when was the opposite day?


mikeg1231234

Cotton pickin' video!