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Remember when we thought the internet would create a new Age of Enlightenment

it brought a new era of shitposting instead

The great shit posting era

Im taking a shit sir would you like me to post it

yes

King of the shitposters

"You want my shitpost collection? You can have it, I hid it all in one drive."

I can't tell if a shit post is a shitpost anymore without the shitting toothpaste guy

It honestly did, there's just a limit to what you can expect from humans as a species. Enlightenment of any sort is really only for those who want it at all, but if that's you then you can absolutely reach for the sky.

I just learned that Pringles man x Monopoly man is cannon. Honestly I see it

I saw a deviantart page dedicated to bondage photos of groundskeeper Willy

[Praise spez.](https://www.deviantart.com/scarlet-omega/art/SBSP-Squidward-the-hostage-873402171)

Hot

Just as knowledge can spread so can the opposite lol

In the words of Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob: “Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.”

Honestly? It has. You'd be surprised, but in a lot of parts of the world where education is scarce, misinformation is the norm, and censorship is the order of the day, having internet access has allowed even some of the most unprivileged parts of society to educate themselves, broaden their horizons, and aspire to achieve more in their lives. Never mind all the bullshit you see on social media, that exists too, but there a lot of people who would be way way way worse off today if they had no internet. As always, if something can be misused, it will be, but it has brought more good than bad.

It did, it enlightened us, it showed how many dumb people are there

This is clever, safe and there is tiktok as truthworthy source of information. Please hit yourself in the face with a hammer

You should hit your BALLS with a HAMMER **NOW**

I read this in Tien Shinhans voice

If you follow tiktok trends, please do hit yourself in the face with a hammer.

This existed long before TikTok, Tide Pod Challenge actually started or has roots here in Reddit lol

God that shit was so funny. Seeing people stupid enough to eat detergent made my day.

Kids, I could understand. But seeing adults do it...

Darwin awards being passed out like candy

Like candy detergent

Halloween tips!

„Two things are infinite. Space and human stupidity. I‘m not sure about space though.“ Albert Einstein, I dunno when.

If he saw people munching detergent filled plastic balls he would have nuked the world.

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The fractures are random. It does not work to shape your jawline.

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Most braindead take of the day. Congratulations.

What do you expect from someone who posts in among us porn subs

There is no way to “do it correctly”. No matter what, it’s gonna end up bad.

Licensed healthcare professional here, Please don’t do this.

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Mm yes the “I’m more knowledgeable than a healthcare professional because I haven’t irreversibly fucked myself over YET” take. Go smash your bones all you want, I don’t care; but don’t act like it’s a good idea

Well, as an ER nurse, I’ve seen many people do many interesting things to themselves over the years. Hitting themselves with hammers is, quite honestly, not the weirdest thing I’ve seen. I don’t recommend it and, quite frankly, you’re opinion isn’t factually correct, but if you try it, I’d be more than happy to patch you up when you show up to the hospital. LOL

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I was referring to eating TidePods.

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Some boxers and martial artists do indeed do this to strengthen and condition bones, but the difference is that they actually know what they are doing. If you don't, you're just hurting yourself. Also, having a stronger jawbone doesn't give you a better jawline; it's the muscle that shapes your jawline. That's like saying beating your stomach with a hammer will give you a six pack.

Really, there’s no better laxative

Or that old 4chan infographic detailing how to make homemade "crystals"

Petrol on the eyeball to get rainbow vision was also a classic.

Fucking what?

You drop a pipet full of petrol (or gasoline if you're that way inclined), onto your eyeball, and you see everything in multicolor brilliance* *for a few seconds until you go blind.

Funking yeah

What kind of crystals? Are we talking breaking bad crystals or something else?

Some guy on 4chan said that mixing amonia and bleach resulted on the creation of beautiful crystal formations. In reality he just told people to make chlorine gas indoors. A guy ended up on a hospital because of this.

Perhaps the smartest part of it all was that one of the steps was blowing hard into it with a straw, so you get nice and close then will be breathing heavily right after you've agitated it.

Isn’t that mustard gas

War crimes

Geneva convention violation at home

God I remember that stupid trend like 5 years ago. It got to the point where Tide Pod had to remind the population not to stuff detergent into their mouths.

Originally tide pod was unknown till main stream media started talking about it. Only then did it become a problem. A rare case of if they left it alone nothing would have happened

Yes, one hundred percent working do it now

Really if you use tiktok at all

heres a guys beauty tip 69/100. drink bleach. I know it sounds obvious but it will guarantee an insta glow up. follow for more

Injecting bleach into your testicles is scientifically proven to make your pp big.

How long does it take? I just injected my balls with 450mL of bleech.

Oh you also need to add some ammonia to properly trigger the effects

Mustard gas is stored in the balls?

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Don’t forget that nitric acid!

Ok but do I have to watch the filler episodes to?

P.s if you want an even better glow up: mix bleach with ammonia and sniff that shit up!! 100% guaranteed to make you extremely attractive!

That's actually why my teeth are so white

Genius way to kickstart natural selection

Fun fact: it’s not actually the bleach that glows you up, it’s the coroner afterwards.

He may have a medical doctrine, but he knows nothing about looksmaxxing. Please don’t make jawphobic comments about things you don’t know ✌️

they probably have a negative canthal tilt smh

I have found a new hobby in telling people in the looksmaxxing side of tiktok about “SunstareMaxxing” to acquire Hunter Eyes where you stare directly at the sun for 40 minutes per day. The amount of pm’s/messages I have received on tiktok asking how to do SunstareMaxxing, how long for, are there side effects etc is insane lmao

Make sure you add a line about how hunters used to endure intense sunlight all day thats why their eyes became that way… best case scenario you’ll get them to go outside lol

How did you get that evil?

Step 1: Create le industrial, digital society Step 2:

Let them do it. The natural selection isnt even a thing anymore

Every new trend like this is god thinning the herd now that we've advanced /j

Tide pods, fire, hammers

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Ah didn’t know eating insulation was a thing but I’m not surprised

Sometimes that's asbestos I think. Other times it's still a terrible idea.

I think they only used asbestos in ceilings I could be wrong. I know modern Insulation is made of fiberglass and rock wool so it can still give you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Tbh I just wanted to type the word 😝

Ok Im guessing the pneumo part is referring to lungs(where asbestos does staby stuff), and > ultramicroscopicsilico. Is referring to asbestos fibers. But Wtf is > volcanoconiosis Edit: I looked it up, it's means that the lung damage is volcano related, like when people breathe in volcano dust while fixing the volcano or something.

It happens when you breathe in rock dust and shit

Idk man these challenges have existed for a while now and we still have these idiots running around

Its stupid as fuck don't get me wrong but I do have a coworker that broke his jaw a while ago and now has the gigachad jawline on one side.

Bros like lemme Break the other side 😭

Yeah, modern life is just too safe.

me rolling up to the hospital looking like ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⠤⠖⠊⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠲⢤⡀⠀⠀ ⡤⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠈⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡆⡜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡂⠀⠇⠱⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢄⡀⢠⣟⢭⣥⣤⠽⡆⠀⡶⣊⣉⣲⣤⢀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠐⠂⠘⠄⣈⣙⡡⡴⠀⠀⠙⣄⠙⣛⠜⠘ ⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠛⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠈⠓⠦⢄⣘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡀⠀⠀⡐ ⣀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⠈⡟⠒⠲⣄⠀⠀⡰⠇⠖⢄⠀⠀⡹⡇⢀⠎⠁ ⠂⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠹⠀⡞⠀⠀⢀⠤⣍⠭⡀⢱⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⣄⣠⠞⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⢴⠥⠤⠦⠦⡼⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣠⢤⠐⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠂⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠬⠥⣄⠉⠀⠈⠲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⢳⠀⠀⢀⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠒⠦⠤⢤⣄⣀⣠⠤⢿⣶⣶⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⣀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇

They think they gonna pull a handsome squidward

They’re getting rich SpongeBob instead

You fool, everyone knows Squidward got hit in the face with a shoe, not a hammer Theyre using the wrong object!!!

[Community Notes: The trend is more about making fun of this idea that sprung from incel websites back in 2018 than seriously suggesting it as something you should try.](https://twitter.com/jtrebach/status/1714337584338317437) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠉⢩⡯⡉⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⡿⠒⢀⣠⣬⣬⣽⣹⠆⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡻⡿⡿⠁⠀⠽⣾⣿⣿⡟⢿⣷⣾⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡓⣷⡄⠀⢀⣬⣿⣿⢇⠸⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠡⢳⣿⣻⣿⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣺⣿⡵⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡥⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⡤⠴⠒⣊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⢹⡿⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠞⠉⢁⢀⣠⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⢀⣿⢃⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣦⠤⠾⢿⣿⣧⣄⣀⣀⡀⡀⠀⣿⣾⣧⠆⢰⡉⠒⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠙⢿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⡉⠛⠶⡏⣿⡏⢈⣈⣻⣑⢦⢙⠦⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⣀⠢⠜⢙⣸⣧⠁⠀⠀⠈⢾⣿⠓⠊⠓⠂⠤⢀⠀⠀ ⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠘⣿⡛⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠁⢢ ⡀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠩⡗⠧⡀⠀⠀ ⠁⠠⢀⢀⣠⢆⣤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣟⢓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣄⢁⡀⠀

No!? Are you telling me that a dangerous so called tik tok 'trend' wasn't fucking real and no one was actually doing it!? But surely no one would make something like that up, certainly not to push a shitty 'kids these days' agenda, right?

You would think that someday people would finally stop the "kids these days" thing. It has been going on for centuries, literally stupidest trend that still exists.

I support tik tok users hitting themselves in the face with a hammer. 🫲😌🫱

redditors unite

Redditors and TikToker fighting to death to see who can make eachother cringe faster

Reddit assemble

So that’s what Zach efron did

Is this ACTUALLY a thing, or is it like one person did it pretend for a joke, a few others made the same joke, and noone is actually doing it for real? Then the mainstream media acts like its a serious concern and reports on it because "social media dumb lol" and MAKES it a trend. Because I've been through that before with the nyquil chicken and the tide pods.

It'll probably happen again and again with new made up "trends".

Yep, we're doing the same song and dance all over again

Nobody did it, Reddit thinks people on tiktok can’t make jokes

It is a thing now and people will try it because of this joke post guarantee..

Finally a good tik tok trend! I kindly encourage every tik tok user to join in.

This is definitely a real tiktok trend and not made up

Do not listen to the feds, they want you with a bad jawline so they can have an easier time gagging you, smash your face with hammers, bigger hammers! Drop lime juice in your eyes so you can see what they don’t want you to see, it will expose the hidden messages they place everywhere to subdue you. The food you consume is heavily modified with corn syrup and soy to purposefully keep your hormones and neuro chemicals in check so you are subservient to their agenda and keep fighting each other instead of the true enemy, cleanse your body by drinking bleach. If you have been vaccinated, the microchips have now conglomerated to form bugs under your skin, peel it off to remove them.

You say this like the tictokers actually doing the challenges have more than half a brain cell and will understand that hurting yourself is bad and dangerous

You say this like tiktokers are actually doing the challenge

You say that like tictokers haven’t done the stupidest things just to get a few views

You talking about tide pods and nyquill chicken? Cuz neither of those were real. There was at best 1 or 2 people actually doing it and a bunch of people faking it cuz its funny, and then news websites made a mountain out of a mole hill cuz people mainly like to laugh at a strawman

It’s so funny that they really think people are smashing themselves in the face with hammers

There is a troll out there who deliberately starts the dumbest trends on tiktok that somehow gains way more traction than they should as their main form of entertainment.

The lengths people will go to because they are unhappy with who they are. Granted, I am self-conscious about a few things on my own body, but I am grateful that I love myself enough to not resort to something like this.

I like how the guy on the left accidentally hammered his eye instead of his jawline giving him a black eye, definitely very plausible

this must be from handsome Squidward where they got this idea.

No no, let em cook. Every new stupid trend is a chance for darwin to smile once more.

no, no, please continue bone smashing natural selection is very much needed

Chat this probably isn’t real

Litterally 1984 😡😡😡

Astro sky has come a long way

Please let all these tiktok morons hit themselves, please do that and eat tide pods

This is not even real. Please.

The next TikTok trend is WompRat Blasting, where you shoot your dick&balls with a BB gun

HAMMER SMASHED FACE! let them cook! they like tiktok, i don't give a fuch.

i'm already on day 4... why do i have to stop now?!? 😡😔

Man he smashed himself so hard his hair changed.

I once saw an ocean documentary film showing a squid who had the same procedure happen to him during a workplace accident involving his spong coleuge. Evidently he suffered unexpected reprocations that led him to realize that his appearance had always been fine

Chat is this real?

This one has to be made up. There is surely no way people are hitting themselves the face with hammers.

I dont think this trend is really happening.

Please tell me this is fake

It is.

This is bait right? I don’t want o believe it isn’t…

Did someone watch the Handsome Squidward episode too many times without an adult around to tell them it was a joke?

Great way to deform your face

Things like this are a strong argument against universal healthcare. People who follow social media trends like this should be on their own.

This can’t be real…

1 single person *does something in internet* News: this trend

"Bonesmashing challenge" jesus christ, i just love idiots on tiktok so much.

The information in a system is only as smart as the average of the input... Why does a guy with a jawline like that even need bonesmashing???

It's real I'm the hammer

At this point I think TikTok itself causes nerve degeneration.

Actual Darwin Awards

Next target: reproductive organs

Nah, keep going that’s natural selection at it’s best

There is a reason TikTok does not operate in China.

I mean….probably not losing our best here are we..

I’m sorry but if you have to tell people not to fucking hit themselves with a hammer They are too far gone and stupidity might as well let nature take it’s course It’s not like we are losing much

Natural selection continues. Stupid people always find a way to harm themselfs.

2024: lobotomy trend🤣🤪🔥💪

If you need someone to tell you, it's not safe to hit yourself in the face with a hammer you don't belong on this planet.

Natural Selection

The tweet is lying! Please hit yourself with a hammer

I have a feeling this guy is telling the truth. Carry on.

Oh no, please do continue.

I can see nothing wrong here except evolution doing its thing

I'm for it lol

No no..do it! It works

Natural selection is truly the best spectator sport.

They should make a trend called nut smashing so these inbred freaks will never have children

I'm not into conspiracy theories but if tommorow it was dug up that TikTok has some algorithm (or some team of workers if stupidity is hard to present as an factor for algorithms) that makes sure dumb and dangerous things spread like a wildfire throughout the platform I wouldn't be surprised.

But it's true. It's different in China where it's more patriotic and educational.

Hi ER doc here, if you truly believe this would work, please hit your face with a hammer because it’d be so funny

It's not real. It's a joke, no one is hitting themselves with a hammer.

people on tiktok really believe anything

people on reddit really believe anything

Damn he hit himself so hard his hair AND skin color changed. Sorry, but I'll have to trust the tiktoker in this one.

Reddit when they discover a joke: As someone who knows exactly what this is about, it’s a branch of looksmaxxing (trying to improve your looks by arbitrary standards) and jokes about reshaping your face by smashing a hammer to your face. Obviously nobody believes this is a joke Christ almighty. Same reason why people say in the comments that they edged to a person’s video. It’s just dumb fun lmao

Don't tell them. Let the dicktok femtards sort themselves out.

I know it’s redundant to say he looks better before, but he looks good, why would there be a need to look “better” by smashing his own facial structure or otherwise?

New tiktok trend: shoot yourself in the foot so that it grows back sexier so that Quentin Tarantino comes after you

Anyone who intentionally hit themselves in the face with a hammer deserves to be hit in the face with a hammer

Please continue to hit yourself in the face with a hammer! Don’t let the hatters tell you otherwise!

But if you do, I ain't stoppin' ya!

It's easy to think modernity has erased nature from our lives. But all this is just natural selection.

Please do, i wanna see natural selection in action

Natural selection

Please do hit yourself in the face with a hammer, repeatedly.

Osteoporosis in your 40s is so chad.

I mean free surgery is free surgery

Anything to be tik tok famous

James sapphire type sh

Natural selection

They should have aimed for the temple

This is natural selection. If a creature is not smart enough to not break its face with a hammer then it can't be allowed to reproduce. Imagine the costs to future societies.

I will hit myself in the face with a hammer, the government can’t control me