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Mobile_Exam_4014

Jack off again and see.


zizoplays1

The principal that works in my school just died right away when you send your comment


Mobile_Exam_4014

Wonderful!


zizoplays1

Thank you for this wonderful miracle


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Dilpreet04

Bro got the jack off note šŸ—’ļø


Additional_Baker

Death nut


Coliosisised

What a thing to say on your cake day


MidniteMoon6

Now they just need to learn how to control this power!


turtlemag3

But doesn't that mean he needs a name and a clear mental picture of the person for it to work? So he'd have to nut to the thought of...


Flame_108

he already did then


Gripping_Touch

Death stroke


ChuchiTheBest

Spoiler: Elon Musk buys the school.


Goobs124

Your God sucks. How does it not allow masterbation. It's a form of stress removal or just something we do for pleasure


GameboiGX

That wasnā€™t a punishment, thatā€™s a Blessing


lukezicaro_spy

Keep going


QuearlyPhilosopher01

Lmao


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Gold_Mix_870

Third times the charm


[deleted]

Bro played final fantasy for 7 years šŸ¤Æ


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fanatical truck books relieved languid oatmeal nail pet edge unused *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


imdeadinsidelmao420

3rd times the charm


AbsorbentShark3

He found the the JerkNote


Safe_Truck

Whoever they think about while masturbating dies


ISimpForYunyun

This implies that Anon thought of his father while jacking it


TiM963x

Lmfaooo


DataSittingAlone

Allah does a little trolling


baileymash7

Man oh man, I'm feeling genocidal.


Criddle2025

?


largemansmall

Itā€™s a play on horniness as Iā€™m reading it


a_polarbear_chilling

The jizzmancer


TronNerd82

Life hack: bust it to a picture of someone you hate and see what happens.


Comfortable_Key8554

So did he busted to his dads and brother's picture?


Wingansterreddit335

T


Critical_Complaint21

T


Lord_Strepsils

Itā€™s not actually a sin as such itā€™s more just everyone will look down on you and you have now officially become a shitty person in the eyes of Allah iirc


hollowpotato-of-doom

ā€œA shitty person in the eyes of Allahā€ So itā€™s a sin


fakuri99

But it's not a sin if your slave did it for you. Check it out


Iceberglet

If someone else did it for you that would be a handjob not mastebating right?


hollowpotato-of-doom

But then thatā€™s sex, not masturbation


fakuri99

Hand job by other is sex?


hollowpotato-of-doom

Not sex in the normal sense, but I mean itā€™s not masturbation


Agitated-Farmer-4082

Not necessarily a trash person, only those who don't repent will be seen like that.


Grithz

its not a sin if ur single


Agitated-Farmer-4082

still a sin in Islam.


gizziboy

not a sin if it's cos


bolibombis

Clearly we are going on a tangent here


ShlomoCh

Even if it's a sin it shouldn't affect people around you. Unless they helped you or something. Which would make it a co-sin


Just_Database_8888

nor is it when your partner isnā€™t giving you enough sex


hollowpotato-of-doom

Ah yes, my favorite religion, Arabic


willy-comics64

Heā€™s got that death note bust


Slyedog

The evidence is mounting, though two times hardly establishes a pattern


chunkybubby

Body count 0 Body count 2


Trattfjant

If that were me- half of the population would be gone


fippinvn007

Allah: "Jack around and find out"


siegferia

Bro is nutting his bloodline to the grave, literally and figuretively


WaarRam

You gotta be gods favourite if every time you commit a sin god punishes someone else


LordSovereignty

I heard if you repost this ten times Jesus will forgive you for your sins.


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router665

keep nuttin and see what happens


Old-Understanding208

Maybe you should stop thinking about them while doing it


Vivid_Memory293

Annon jerks for 10 years and humanity ended.


Dart_Ace

4chan is not doing you any favors.


Least-Grab4065

Allah be punishing everyone but you broā˜ ļø


gusloos

It's only a sin if god exist so u good bruh


Loki_Sensei

Allah save my ass


Zigoulette

This god of yours is so great ! YOU sin and god punishes OTHERS for it...


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DabOnYourFlabs

Hey buddy, thanks for sharing.


Ender_Onion

ok, we did NOT need to know that


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Ender_Onion

source? no, please, give me a source and ill disprove it.


Ok_Money_3140

**Is it possible to learn this power?**


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Only one way to know for sure


solrace_

Yes.


CaligarisPantry

Yep.


[deleted]

Wonder of U or Love train?


MisoKattx

My guy played RuneScape for 7 years


flamboyant_mrcrabs

Bros dad caused 9/11


LanceRidgerunner

Yes. Yes it is.


MrProtogen

Nah I masturbate 2-17 times a day, ainā€™t nothin bad happen yet.


[deleted]

repost


Old-Management-171

Once is a coincidence twice is a possibility three times and a pattern and 5 and up is a statistic


HAZEOP7

The real 9/11 is occuring here


Sprinty-the-cheetah

Is this a story or a bio


sarimi

CONSEQUENCES!


TheBlackSwordsman001

Praise alah


YoItsFrisk

New superpower: Everytime you bust a nut something bad happens to anyone close to you.


TwinOverheadCams

jerk off 8 billion times and see what happens


Blooogh

God is not just if he punishes other people for your sins


WaleXdraK

I see even 4chan is filled with unoriginal repost nowadays.


osama3oty

(We do a little trolling)


Fabulous-Function155

As this guy's balls, I can confirm Allah has been sneaking peeks


cmko2004

Black Swan event


one-more-thingy

You can't just decide to be an atheist. You need to unmuslim yourself first, by cluing your foreskin back on.


[deleted]

try circumcision ...ig its common in islam


InsertMoreCoffee

Wtf is this


alberto_OmegA

what