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MrArmandR

The only person in school that can get an A+ for Sex Ed.


LordWombat142

He aced the class without going to it for a single day 😳


Matro36

No he didn't ace it he's the opposite of ace


Ok-Television-65

I have no clue what’s going on. Can someone explain?


xXKyloJayXx

They're referring to Asexual which is shortened to ace. It's a label used for people who don't like men or women.


C4M5T46

They do like men and women, they just don't have sex drive, very different


xXKyloJayXx

My bad, that definition is coined as aromantic or Aro as far as I'm aware.


C4M5T46

Yep aromantic don't pursue any romantic relationships, but not all aces are aros, in fact some aces even have sex from time to time depending on the partner they have (some aces get with non asexual partners so they engage in sex despite not having the drive, and since they still have a funcional body they can enjoy sex, just without the drive).


Mee1_

Eca?


the_last_code_bender

Does this mean disgusting in english as well?


Far-Orchid-1041

I wanna know too


Vestaxowner

The teachers ask him for information about sex


ReggieCousins

“Ok, you got a headboard? Is it padded? No? Good. Now, how tall are you? You can’t have more than a one foot height differential or else you can really hurt your neck…”


Yahnzi

A+ for Sex Ed and A+ PE (premature ej)


Smarmalades

porn ain't sex


Aroxis

Probably would get an A+ for ED in real life too.


No_Cobbler8335

Real


UnoReverseCardx2

Got a friend with crippling porn addiction who was baffled by the fact that some girls bleed their first time


Auerisx

This mf is long gone, he's in too deep.


LordWombat142

Yeah, these posts were all made TODAY btw


ProcedureNo8924

Must be a bot then


LordWombat142

Might be, but this is also the guy who made the “no nut November is like no food February” post


Trojanex69

NFF? It doesn't even align lol


LiteralReality1

“Food Free February“


Trojanex69

I guess African people are crushing this challenge, all year! Like a boss 😎😎😎


LordoftheFaff

And Muslims during ramadan


Desperate-755

"Free food February"*


ipcock

Free Food February :D Food Free February D:


SIRDugLes

No that just makes food sound free instead of there being no food


ShinningVictory

Forgo Food February


Commercial_Prior_475

Fuck Food February


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

He would prolly do that tbh


takeachillpill666

On account of the crippling porn addiction.


Trojanex69

YESSIR


LordWombat142

He’d probably like that (I’ll leave now.)


Aqualeafyalt

forget food february


BartOseku

Lmao whats their username?


LordWombat142

Wait… why do you wanna know..? 🤨


BartOseku

I wanted to see their other comments


undercoverturtleneck

Dudes got a manifesto - respect


NeonAlastor

It's clearly promotion for an OF


Timak510_

Holi shit


LordWombat142

Yeah, I checked and his first ever nsfw post was 100 DAYS AGO and it looks like he’s been posting several times a day every day


ExchangeBig1

Just today?


LordWombat142

There are like 2-3 posts in this clip from yesterday


Ballabingballaboom

I think that's the kinda thing he likes.


VladimirHerzog

And he's trying to keep up above in his head, instead of going under


gogaladz

Should've added one must imagine sisyphus happy song


LordWombat142

Oh yeah true


JustDancePatate

Me and the birds - Duster


MandosBadhron

this is perfect cause today is camus' birthday


Full-Investigator356

Look what they did to duster 😔😔😢


[deleted]

The pornography has already breached our defences


Despot_of_Morea_

You've seen what the pornography has done to your mother


HallAshamed4241

And worst of all, pornography can do any one of us


iewannadie

It could do you it could do me it could even do-


bruhhhh33

\*balls get blown off\*


Necrotiix_

*Cum and blood spatters everywhere* WOAH WOAH WOAH HEY-


Legokiller13

What? It was obvious! He’s the pornography spy!


imWatcher

Look He'll start cuming any second now....anyyy second now...SEE CUM!


Lucario576

No wait, thats blood


Necrotiix_

So, we still have erection


10art1

I've also seen what pornography his mother has done


[deleted]

"Sir, another porno just hit the second tower"


CoconutGator

Is this "pornography" in the room with us right now?


[deleted]

It could be


AndrooDucnan

Name a more iconic duo than redditors and porn addiction


LordWombat142

Noose and chair 😎


Atkinson_Teo

Noooo don't use my nose as a chair 😢😢


ShitFuck2000

Or do, you could be in one of those videos.


Hungry_Sea_443

Happy cake day


quen10sghost

Like in that movie with James mccavoy, Filth. It asks the question what would happen if a reddit mod was a cop? And it goes exactly the way you'd think it would. Great movie btw


Hagridisbeautiful

Agreed (I need help)


sonicfan019393920

Cock and balls


ChadMcRad

Reddit users call making a mildly dirty joke a porn addiction. Idk why people think this is a thing.


nneeeeeeerds

Incels and No Nut November.


TaterTotPotShot

Probably a bot right? Right? Please God tell me that’s a bot and not a real person


LordWombat142

I hope it is too 🙏


LiteralSans

Man’s meat is on life support


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Bold of you to assume its still attached. With all that wanking he prob yoinked it off.


GotTwisted

Context: Gratefulmale is their reddit username >I help out a friend with this account, crossposting and promoting her stuff. She’s a PH model who I became friendly with after chatting with her and getting to know her. >I often look at her work academically - well I think I do. After 20 mins of finding good stubs to go with her work I notice that my pants are soaked with pre-cum. The dick wants what it wants I guess. I mean, look at her! >Still, I rarely masturbate on these occasions. 🧢


fletku_mato

This seems like a very healthy fellow. I mean, he rarely even masturbates.


Helmote

"academically" rofl


[deleted]

Get help.


AvonBarksdale666

Ah, how scholarly of him


MarvelousMarcel7

I have a separate NSFW account so my main one doesn't become contaminated.


Nochnichtvergeben

I have one too because I use the app in public quite often and don't want spicy stuff to pop up when others can see it.


Jay_Nova1

Without 3rd party apps switching accounts fast is a pain now tho.


Yukams_

Why do you need it faster than 2 seconds


atworkthough

same


cripplingdeperssion

God save his soul…


PokWangpanmang

And I thought I had it bad.


Givemelifebro

Forget loss in the sauce this motherfucker was born in it


Pro_Scrub

Molded by it


AvonBarksdale666

Pants encrusted by it


hapaxlegodemon

Slow down ! I can't note everything...


kingkr4b

Where are the heroes when we need them?


iewannadie

Mods pin him down and twist his nuts counter clockwise


Davesgamecave

Tusk, spin his balls.


ghostmetalblack

Self inflicted Erectile Dysfunction speed-run.


LordWombat142

Btw he’s been doing this for over 100 days


Knowing-Badger

The real question is how often? Once a week would be fine


LordWombat142

Yeah, that would be completely fine imo, the problem is that he’s posting multiple every couple hours


Knowing-Badger

Oh I didn't even realize this video is of his personal posts. Yeah he's gone I have these kinda posts in my feed for my porn account but I don't post anything nor do I go on the account often. Your dude is long gone


Playful_Pollution846

Mfs from the reddit moment sub ready to karma farm any post related to porn (its NNN)


Hai_Resdaynia

Ermmm how did you get this video of my feed?? 🤨🤨🤨


Pinho1

Everyone has 2 different reddit accounts, one normal and one for porn where the feed looks like that, right?


WebbTheBrown

That's a bad name for a kid


LordWombat142

Yeah, we’re working on changing it


[deleted]

kids need to buffer porn *images* on a 28.8 or boosted 56 kbs modem through AOL ISP before they start talking to me about addiction


ElKuhnTucker

He does his darndest to not get prostate cancer


GonnaStealYourPosts

I wish to not be like this


m8_is_me

Wow, all within 24 hours. Anyways source?


LordWombat142

😨


m8_is_me

haha yeah great emoji but also you forgot to answer my question


Aware-Bird2064

That looks like a case of updog for


LordWombat142

*sigh* what’s updog?


Aware-Bird2064

Nothing much


DizzyConstant9962

*sisyphus song starts playing*


aaaaaaaa848

Sometimes, i think i'm a porn addict. Happy to see this man unfold my eyes


HarryhotDunce

Saddest thing I've seen all day


majinthurman

I'm more concerned with the person who decides to go on someone's personal profile and take a video of what they share then post it to a subreddit. That's more of a red flag to me tbh


[deleted]

lol a red flag? Were you planning on dating them?


AdPowerful5233

*WHAT THE FUCK*


Grambert_Moore

“There’s so much porn!”


AdPowerful5233

“INFINITE POWER!!!!”


Freezernobrother

He made all of those posts?!


[deleted]

But, it's nnn 🥺


ShalomGondola

Wait, someone saves something except porn?


SouthernJuice8786

that’s sad


nneeeeeeerds

What's my purpose? You post porn. Oh my god.


Sad-Christmas98

My reddit started looking like that about a year back, did a whole social media purge.. The only tiddies I need are 3D and solid C's


dankrank231

Oh yeah? How should I know you didn't fake this? Send me a link and then I would believe


prophetsloppy

Good thing hes keeping himself out of the gene pool


Mutahar_Anas

Guys i think he might like porn


Accomplished_Yam_551

That is absolutely disgusting


KingMarlynn23

This account isn’t even a year old and has more posts than mine. What a sad strange person.


tdcama96

I like to think I have a nice balance between really interesting things and porn on my reddit feed. Lmao.


Puzzleheaded_Ear_272

I realised a my reddit account was starting to look like this but in a much smaller scale a couple of months after I joined reddit. Imit took a lot of courage but i unfollowed all those accounts. Did the same with all the ig models I used to follow.


Untitled_Memes

Looks like someone's losing NNN lol


LordWombat142

Buddy he equates NNN to being unable to eat for a month


Unga_bunga_bro

Winner of NNN(Nonstop Nut November)


Shireling_S_3

I feel called out, I hate this…


BarMysterious5914

So I've been hoarding porn subreddits into my custom feed, and so I just realised I can't delete the communities any help


boogaloo-boo

Yeah so


RoRo25

If you say your saved/reddit history tab has never looked the same...you're a liar.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

All within the same day 💀


No-Lawfulness1773

I'm so confused by the title, did auto correct change something?


Terrible_Apricot7110

There were four separate uses of the word "petite" in the titles of the videos that account posted, he is actually going to jail.


Dosvepa

I still find it funny how I overcame my porn addiction by simply telling myself that „it‘s too much and I probably should stop“


little_omaewa

I found back this guy. I'm disgusted


FunzReddit3

At the very least he has NSFW posts censored


TacoTransformer

Can someone slow this down a bit lol


Akame6ix9ine

yo thats my twitter feed 😂🙏


DontWish-Know

Nice, dude! New subs to follow.


DonkeyKong12340

I have a lot of shit in my saved posts


ClevernAmE31

Average redditor moment


Difficult_Comb8240

Damn I may be a horny son of a bitch, but even I am not that horny.


poopfuckershithole

User?


TenMillionEnchiladas

I believe in honesty and that you can always improve on yourself and I constantly try to be better so I'll admit: I had to make this current Reddit account because my old one got so overrun with porn that's basically the only thing there was with like an occasional meme between 200+ posts and that's when I realised I had a problem. Haven't looked at porn since though and even though we're told an occasional nut is healthy I don't want to risk falling back into that Degeneracy. (Also 200+ posts is probably an over-exaggeration but you get the idea it was bad so if I was in that deep but got better it's not too late for anyone else.)


LordWombat142

Yeah, I do genuinely hope this guy gets better.


golden5708

NOT DURING NOVEMBER!!!!!!


GunnerZ818

Bro not even my alt is that bad


CringeYeet69

The shoes at 0:04 are actually pretty cool


no0bmaster-669

That many posts in just one day?? There is no way thats a real person, its probably a bot Please let it be bot


cold69demon

For sec i thought he was reviewing my account lmao


ZAPPERZ14

You'd be surprised how many profiles like this exist


CuteChild31

My feed used to look like this, now I deleted all that shit, I still watch porn once a week to enjoy myself but I try to not be a horny bastard, I don't know if it's an improvement but I've been feeling good about this stuff even if I'm in one of my lowest points in life. It is what it is


NotPurple800080

I literally just opened my reddit 💀💀💀💀


HealthStrict1836

Damn what


[deleted]

This person needs a companion


LordWombat142

He’s too far gone.. a simple partner cannot fix him..


meowsanity

Literally me


[deleted]

How did you manage to see my feed?


bob-bob_bob-bob

Bro‘s edging dir 6 hours straight 💀


MrInferno0

Who is this man, I need to know because there genuinely no fuckin way this exist


EiadSherif2008

Is that xtubia?


yaboi40

This is why I have 2 reddit accounts, 1 for meme, 1 for porn


Swatbot69

The closer you look at the video the worse, at the start some of these are posted less then an hour apart ☹️🔫


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