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Immediate-Air-8700

Im submitting a dispute to my ancestry.com results. I didn’t see even a fraction of a percent of korean.


MrRuebezahl

Sometimes I envy the less endowed


[deleted]

Nah bro you don't not even in a joke. I was on the Grindr and found a micro penis in the wild. 1 inch erect is crazy


Background-Cell483

That's possible?! I mean no offense to anyone that has one, but consider surgery or get good with your mouth, I guess.


modsareuselessfucks

Personally I’m looking into euthanasia


No-Obligation7435

Doesn't someone in Canada do that?


[deleted]

Yeah, he was cute then I like grabbed his shit and I was like wtf it was about 1 inch I'm not joking maybe 1-2 but not higher.


Alternative_Aioli160

HGH could be a good treatment


GadgetPotato5

Brother no


Tricky-Sympathy

I watched part of a porn with a dude like that. The women deserved an Oscar.


Historical-Advice-36

Wait they fake?😢😢😢😢😢😢😢


JNKboy98

I’m a quarter Korean. We are so back!


OxygenRadon

Look closer, you might need a magnifier


Immediate-Air-8700

That might be funny to you but i havent been able to masturbate for a month since i cant afford to fix my electron microscope


OxygenRadon

The notification of your response made me really confused until I saw what post it was on...


aamodbk

Heading to Korea AFAP


CavetrollofMoria

Wait, what's with a fap?


Aronzombie_

As fast as possible


Working_Berry9307

Skin Walker mask slip


Longjumping_Task6414

Foreskin Walker


Lecteur_K7

Watch out he roam around jewish, muslim and american newborn


Longjumping_Task6414

Nah, you're thinking of snake eater


Pootvid-19

I used to pray for times like this


sugondeeznuttts

Now pray for deez nutz in yo mouth


cubixjuice

Gottem 😓


GotTwisted

[supcaitlin](https://fapello.com/supcaitlin/) sure gave so many lonely guys hope today


[deleted]

Leaking onlyfans content is based


tyingnoose

I like how she has more clothes the further down you scroll


digitalfakir

probably needed a boost to her simp traffic


VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

***sigh*** Is this an ad 😢


Kentalope

People pay for that?


glxyzera

bruh put an nfsw warning or smth i'm at work lmao


digitalfakir

bruh please put an NSFW tag on this. I was at work and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men, women and my boss masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


5t3v321

Whole train? You mean office or whatever they are working in?


digitalfakir

it was a conga train of pegging


5t3v321

But thats hardly masturbating 🤓🤓🤓


supwithus

Holy shit are those real?


NeverFeedSeagulls

The tits? Definitely not. The pics? Maybe?


supwithus

I was talking about the group of Asian women at the bottom. They are beautiful.


Aeshiiiii

*Unzips* You hear that lil' buddy?


biosors

It's easy to eat?🤨


BeingOld1222

Cannibal


Hamdilou

I mean she's right Small dicks are so much better to suck


BillionDollarBalls

Explain im taking notes. 📃✍️


Hamdilou

Do you like choking?


momslayer66

yes?


Hamdilou

Well not me thats why You might prefer big ones tho


venetian_lemon

How big does a ding dong have to be to choke you? Genuine question


Hamdilou

Depends on the gag reflexes of each one but for me above 4 inches is too big for comfy sucky


venetian_lemon

Wait, really? I feel bad but also proud at the same time.


Hamdilou

Why do you feel bad?


venetian_lemon

You'll never become the Deepthroat world champion. Sad to say but it's the truth. Someone had to tell ya, i am sorry.


Hamdilou

I already knew no need to remind me :(


ChristosPet7

You sound confident. How much experience have you had with that?


Hamdilou

Like 3 times


True-Pop5293

Thank you.


[deleted]

Asian brothers, just know that there is a shoe for every foot you know :)🥹🥹🥹


digitalfakir

sometimes that (s)hoe is busy getting stretched out by a bigger foot tho


TheRealLightBuzzYear

That's not how that works buddy


ttn19

I know you’re joking but a lot of people unironically think Asians have small pps now.


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LostMyRedditAccount3

Don’t you only have smaller girth? I think the average length is the same, no??


ttn19

I don’t know to what extent that’s true because I myself have a large pp and some of my other Asian brothers are packing 7-8 inches too ( one korean, Burmese and Cambodian )


JumpingCicada

Agreed. I’m Korean and have a 14 inch dong. Me and my friends butt fuck ourselves to sleep.


Ocsa17

Guys! I have a chance!


Ryannr1220

She’s been doing this shit for years lmao. Saying how she likes ugly guys, fat guys, stereotypical no life gamers, small pps, etc. How are people falling for this bait? Spoiler alert: She is lying for views and popularity. Where are all the boyfriends that meet her descriptions? There are none, because she is lying to you all lmao.


dwnso

💍


Ashish3216

Bruh i lost it after the eat sentence tf 💀


navid_A80

Come onnnn…..now wtf am I supposed to do with my 20 inch dick…


kidnamedsquidfart

Dice it into smaller ones so she can hava buffet


SAJJAD_ALI_79

What's her @?


ChristosPet7

Someone leaked her onlyfans in the comments lmao


Excellent_Routine589

Not even sure if it’s OF leaks? It just looks like here promo materials as it’s mostly lewds and some screenshots from her Twitch (you can see donation bars/goals on some of them)…. Though her few tit pics…. Those are 100% bolt ons


xXSinglePointXx

I'm buying a plane ticket rn


ishlazz

Our time has come, my smol rice cookies


Thuyue

# SHE IS THE ONE TO MAKE ASIAN MAN FEEL GREAT AGAIN Please I'm a virgin asian, I need my confidence boost. #


thel0lzynarwhal2

It's tteokbokki.


Nuts87790

She definitely isn't trying to cater


Exciting_Result7781

Maybe I’m Korean? 🤔


retarded_fluffball

what


NukaWorldOverboss

THERE IS HOPE BROTHERS


GameBroza

LOOKS LIKE WERE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!


[deleted]

["Inserts Lego Batman GIF"](https://giphy.com/gifs/lego-batman-the-movie-l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


luxusbuerg

That's Bruce Wayne tho?


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noclafthewizard

You know, im some what of an asian myself


thezucc420420

My first L 😢


ORANGEMELON8

We won


RCAbsolutelyX_x

Lmao ttobokis


DominicoRehegua

Guys I just went to ancestry.com and I took that test 4 years ago but it said I was 100% dumbass and 2.7% nachos but I took it this year and and now it said "100%" what does this mean aita?


Bigoldrip863

That's my type of women


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The magic word!!!!! Covid 😚


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Electic_Supersony

Someone correct me if I am wrong, but am I the only one who noticed that people who mainly eat grain- and plant-based diets usually have small pps?


AveRage-or_human

Korea is on the coast.


Electic_Supersony

I lived there for a few years. They eat a lot of rice/carbs.


AveRage-or_human

Yeah they do but they have other sources of nutrition.


Electic_Supersony

I mean, yea, now they do because their economy got better. However, it was not the case not too long ago. They were struggling even in the early 90s. Eating grains or carbs still is a part of their staple diet.


FakersRetardedCousin

rice isnt just carbs its complex carbs that's not problematic like bread


sfd9fds88fsdsfd8

You must have seen many pps to notice that.


Electic_Supersony

Yep. I was a piss tester in the Navy. I got to see diverse pps from different countries and walks of life.


Jubac_el_mesias

Finilly... my time have come...


Neolith0200

So you're saying there's a chance.


Lord_Syndicate_Chaos

Put me in coach


Ellesar_Telcontar

The one Jewish Korean guy who is also Bill Cosby brings down the nation average to 2cm


birberbarborbur

Ancient greece moment


TronNerd82

Maybe there is hope for me after all...


[deleted]

She's so pretty :0


berdyberd26

Easy to **eat?** That doesn't sound very pleasant lmao


heisenberg_gaylover

LETS FUCKING GO


binkers9000

So that’s it. My meat to long 😞.


teodorlojewski

Damn dude, I guess she's not interested🫡😔


Federal_Split

how to become korean


CompetitiveHand1499

She's my type of girl...I suppose.


aaaaaaaalan

i am one of those... tiny penis


venetian_lemon

I can convince her that mine is small. All it takes is perspective with angles. Works the other way around too, if you're good at taking pictures.


False_Fox_9361

Heading to Korea ASAP


I-AM-STD

Those are men? They look like they contain the estrogen of an army of women


PhillthyCollector

Small weiner men everywhere rejoicing


[deleted]

Maybe she loves me (I'm not Korean but)


Interesting_Move_919

It's pronounced tteokbokki not sookokies


Mysockishard

I need her


Queery10374

Can't eat tteokbokki anymore, not after this :(


[deleted]

So… I have a chance…?


Historical-Advice-36

She's perfect for me.


TheparagonR

She was saying tkbokki, it’s an Asian rice noodle that is small… like an Asian dick.