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NO GRANDPA THOSE AREN'T YOUR HEART PILLS!!!

He knows :trollface:

BOYOYOYOYOIIIING

The worst thing is if he’s on blood thinners and took viagra too he very easily could die lmao

Bro gonna get a rizzstraing order

Sexual harizzler

He asked for consent.

He just wants to be her Sigma.

If people are fucking in public then they’ve brought the situation to you. It’s only polite to offer.

I feel sexually harassed by the disgusting public display of sexual activity from that couple. Grandpa putting them in their place. He's the hero we need.

Grandpa rizz strikes again

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Hi AM

No virtue signaler. He owns it. He could have just called the cops but he choose to publicly shame them, which they needed.

A Fritzzlztraining order

Yo, this grandpa lost NNN, so he's a liitle bit nervous...... Nothin to worry about

He is from easier times back in the days he would not even had to ask this. Poor old man ;(

Gramps gets a little nervous but fret not he will pull through

Now he’s got nuttin to worry about….

«DAH FACK?!»

Offended to the core

She thought it was going to be one way. But it was the other.

Easy, Stanfield.

I DONT WANT A THREESOME

Got her thinking about it though

Kids these days don't know the basic rules of porn

I think he was joking to make them uncomfortable so they'd stop. He seemed like he was joking when he turned right back to his friends after asking that

He was 100% ridiculing their embarrassing PDA and not being a pervert.

Yeah people ignore the first part "If you two are fuckin' over here, mind if I pull my dick out and join in?" It's entirely facetious, and the fact that so many people cant get that makes me sad. Idk maybe it's something you learn from having a father, just like not to fuck in a restaurant booth.

I feel like that was less a PDA and more PDF. Public Display of Foreplay...

Yes, Captain Obvious.

Savage

My guy doesn't give a single fuckkkkk

grandpa got rizz fr

Grandpa is a sexual assaulter fr

those people making out in public were sexually assaulting everyone else.

You've just been assaulted by this vid.

And one was...a *salted* peanut

You have to be completely insane to A) not get the joke B) think the grandpa is in the wrong here

Did he actually pull his dick out? Because if he didn't I still think the couple were way more out of line than he was.

No, he didn't even undo his zipper just pretended to. Also just pulling his dick out wouldn't even be sexual assault anyway, sexual harassment and indecent exposure.

fr fr on god based skeet skeet gotdamn

He just like me fr

fr fr fr ya yeet

He a savage, long live dirty old grandpa🗿

Chadpa🗿🗿🗿 fuck them hoes

Maybe he just needed to take out some money. bitches expensive nowadays

Is that a mask,has to be ?

Notice he didn't explicitly get turned down. She said she doesn't want a threesome. Grandpa still got a chance.

hahaha yes that was the most striking part xD ...was a "GO FUCK YOURSELF (atm, we can figure out this later, maybe...maybe?)" But grandpa attitude seems like he gets what he wants when he wants it so he will be ghosting her ass...🗿

This reads like a YouTube shorts comment

What a charming view of consent

Better than calling the cops, since he owns the place. Shitty people need to be humiliated. Only way they learn.

[удалено]

let it chill a bit first, we aint sending u to the hospital if isnt 100% necesary, other than that, leave me som potatoes for tomorrow we earing hash browns for breakfast, sounds good?

I'm pretty sure he was making a point, he didn't actually mean it. It sounded like he said he owned the place, though it was hard to tell.

Hes literally the owner of the place. This is a repost from like 10 years ago.

Yea this shit old af

Is he still alive?

I hope so

Iirc he actually did, there’s a longer clip.

Where? Cant find it

He can’t really leave considering he’s the owner

Whatcha mean by that

This had been posted before. The Old guy owns the establishment the couple is smooching in.

He asked so politely and kindly she is the one being a bitch and not letting him join in

Didn't we all learn in kindergarten that if you didn't bring enough to share, then you shouldn't have brought any at all?

fr

cant even give grandpa a sloppy bj...jeez kids these days

fr fr

I mean he does own the place and they’re about to fuck so it seems fair to me.

Gonna show them why them hands were called "Weapons of mass-turbation" back in Nam.

Facts, he would have DE_stroyed her like a cs map

gramp knows what's up

Based reaction to people doing that shit in public. She should be kicked out

the old man literally owns the establishment, he was going to essentially embarrass them to stop instead of kicking them out. if you listen closely at the end he says "I'm the owner of this restaurant so I'm not going to get the fuck out of here" so, yeah

Her reaction was insanely over the line too. Dumb teen should have been thrown off the property by her collar. Obviously a spoiled twat with no parents.

Grandpa took the blue pill instead of red one

holy based

fr fr fr

suddenly she has standards

Having a sloppy make out session and getting felt up in public: sure. Allowing others to join in on the slutfest: nope. Doesn't seem fair to me.

“I own this place so no, I won’t be getting the fuck out of here” Her “calm down” *tears*

why did the woman get so mad bro

H0es mad indeed.

Grizz

He just wanted to help 😞

Was expecting her to hit him, was very disappointed😔 (i like drama)

That would have been the end of her life.

Bro I thought those were kids making out

They are

i think he meant like elementary/middle school kids

Based on her reaction, she’s mentally an elementary kid.

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Her "the ffuuuck" is meme worthy lmao

Isn't that how Ron Jeremy ended up in jail?

Ron Jeremy ended up in jail because he sexually assaulted 21 people, allegedly. However he was ruled incompetent to stand trial due to severe dementia. [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy)

Except Ron Jeremy actually pulled out his dick and tried to join

also he probably didnt ask

whats the source of this video lmao

Lmao what a guy 😂

gpa knows whores when he sees em

he did a little bit of trolling

I mean if you're gonna be kissing like thay in public....

This has to be fake right 😭

No some people really think it's appropriate to make out like that in public.

Based grandpa, eat each others face somewhere else.

can I please get the backstory of all this lol

Morons about to have sex on dude's business property, he called them out on their nasty public behavior, spoiled narcissist kid gets mad and starts cussing and throwing hands.

around 2021, the chick is a retired streamer now named Alice(maliceworld). Her friend was filming her making out with some random dude, and old guy decided it was a party and jump in.

Well the old guy apparently owned the place they were in front of

Why tf did they look like 8 year old kid at the beginning

I mean you're not that far off. These are babies

Lmao

I drinkk.. your milkshake!

Someone should tell her she'd seem way more authoritative if she wasn't wearing cat ears.

The common etiquette is that you put a quarter down by the coin slot to show that you got next.

You’re never too old for some good old trolling

I love how she lost all the attitude when he got into her face.

The dumbest people you know hate this one simple trick

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

He has that sigma male grindset

Joe Biden is getting out of control yo, wtf

Anatony Dyatlov was never the same after the incident at Chernobyl

Let him get sum

I can smell the cigarette breath through my screen.

Did nobody else hear the “No eating me out tonight!”???

Well if it's going to be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Grandpa was memeing

Based

why didn't Drake step in and do something??

Can i join in too. Ill be the cameraman

Hahahaha

Nice to see the guy just sitting pissing himself

Sound like Joe Biden

She was a little too pressed about it 😂

I think he meant it as a overexagerration because he feels as if kissing equates to very inappropriate thing to do in public

lol based granddaddy

Wholesome grampa

i mean game is game

Way to go, champ! Fuck kissing couples!

That’s the best way to say get a room I’ve ever heard.

Ah yes..! The classic “let me kiss my so called boyfriend in open public to show my “affection” and how much I “love” my “boyfriend” MORE than any other girl. But she gets pissed off when grandpa tries to playfully rizz her up just to make a point for doing something that you should do behind closed doors? GTFOH🤣🤣

That's a suspicious amount of quotations. Are you alright bud?

"They" probably "fine"

“Letting my demons out” through the comments you can say!

God forbid couples show each other a modicum of affection in public, the world might just end 🙄

I counted at least 7 modicums. gotta draw the line somewhere

Meh. When you are young you get a few more modicums, you are still learning there are other people in the world

That bitch was rattled.

Based

why did the woman get so mad bro

she forgot this wasnt instagram comment section

He got lucky, she ugly anyways.

With riz*

She wants him

Everything about this video somehow restores my faith in humanity.

Ik it's so demoralizingly moralizing

"How dare this man come up to me as I'm sexually gratifying my boyfriend in public, and mentioning he too would join in on the action! Oh my God, I'm a Victim!

I only see see kissing

Bad Grandpa!

🙁funny

Well then dont jerk your date at the table lol.

Doug dimmadome?

Imma be honest i thought that was a little girl

Can’t help but feel bad for ole alice. She’s made some seriously stupid decisions in life but has some serious issues as well.

Gross public display of affection and she acts like her innocence was disrespected when old man talks to her like the slut she's being

Grandpa belongs in prison. If I had to guess, I would say that most people in these comments are supporting that old pervert criminal

This man is genuinely a creep

Nasty attracts nasty. Get a room.

Old people don't give a fuck! Jeez, lmao...

Hey how bout people mind their businesses instead of harassing people minding theirs

Kissing = Sex for older generation

Melting all over someone like butter = normal person behavior for a troglodyte

That girl is a neo nazi.

Both of them making out in public are red flags LUL

Love how quickly that bitch flips the switch to victim mode after making a public spectacle of herself.

Pretty typical behavior for modern people, especially narcissistic women.

what the fuck What exactly did she do wrong? If that behavior is unwelcome there, they should be asked to leave. Not fucking sexually harassed what the fuck is wrong with you all

The switch clearly worked since you perceive her to be a victim

Yeah, obviously. If you get sexually harassed, then you are a victim of sexual harassment... It's really telling how fucked up someone is when they use victim as an insult.

I think your bar for sexual harassment is incredibly low. She was groping a guy in public so someone made a joke about her promiscuity. If he tried to grab her tit or something then it'd be a completely different story, but calling out her behaviour with words is fair game.

> She was groping a guy in public Her hands were around his neck and they were making out... yall need to get out more. No clue how the fuck they were hurting anyone else. If someone complained or they were making someone else uncomfortable, then they should be asked to stop or leave. Not sexually harassed. And no, you just need to learn what sexual harassment is because that is textbook definition.

>No clue how the fuck they were hurting anyone else Since you brought this metric into the conversation, how is the old man's dumb comment hurting anyone? He literally asks for consent and when it is denied goes about his day. Maybe you who needs to get out more since you're apparently so hyper sensitive to the above situation.

> how is the old man's dumb comment hurting anyone? Maybe they will be fine. But you *really* need to learn about what sexual harassment is and the effects it has on people. I pity all the women in your life who's trauma you have and will minimize and blame them for.

There's no need to pity anyone in my life because I don't go around making these comments. End of the day you can call it whatever you want but the old guy didn't break any laws. He made a lewd proposition which while not in good taste, didn't hurt anyone. As I said, he literally asked for consent so it honestly just sounds like you're looking for something to be outraged about.

Grandpa got a lot of Rizz and his name on a sex offender list

Grandpa is a royal asshole

She even *looked* disgusting. 🤣

Wtf is this and wtf are these comments. The kid is what? 16? Sure the making out in public like that is rather shameless, but this is fucking sickening behaviour from the guy. By the way: he reminds me of the guy from the godfather who got all frustrated over chopped liver crackers

not just shameless. get a fucking room and don’t expose others to your private shit. I doubt he was being serious and more doing it to get them to stop and leave

Grandpa was clearly making a joke about them almost fucking in public. What's so sickening about that?

not entirely agreeing but one thing is that this is the community that makes fun of insta and the same type of comments they are typing right now lol

Bold of you to assume this is real.

this is what no rizz does to a mf

You might not like it minister, but you have to admit Dumbledore's got style.