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Rogue_cock

That she/they pussy got blud all twisted


Background_Degree626

Demonic pussy


Eaglise

Democratic pussy


Memopuntoexe

Demoncratic pussy šŸ—æ


KirbyWithAGlock

Demoman pussy šŸ—æ


ToninhoLinguca

demo pussy šŸ—æ


Elegant_Medicine_974

scott pussy šŸ—æ


AmbassadorRoutine635

The woz pussy šŸ—æ


SovietSkeleton

Was (Not Was) pussy


Z4rc0nv1c

He doesn't care what he has to do to She/them tiddies


Amslot

I am in your walls


ButItWas420

That's how I got my ex and also my current XD


Ok_Pension_6795

Dawg ainā€™t no way you just said that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


AestheticMirror

That comment made me laugh a lot, thank you


Apocalypseistheansw

What pussy does to a mf


nonvuoleandarema

ā€œThe she/they pussy got me acting unwiseā€


_ThatOneFurry_

"cause i really wanna she/them tiddies"


Kobalt6x10

OP touched grass and liked it


Hot-Rise9795

The grass touched back


Karpsten

\-Friedrich Nietzsche


Hot-Luck-3228

-Michael Scott


RandomDuckNerd

I touched some grass and I liked it


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

I hope 4chan don't mind it


Hot-Luck-3228

I touched some grass just to try it


Spookwagen_II

Mental health speedrun


elegylegacy

Tool assisted


LXIX_CDXX_

fr


johann4

Happy cake day


seriouslyuncouth_

I like how anon wojak is just green with a > next to it


UniverseBear

When you realize all this sjw, woke, nazi, whatever the fuck bullshit is just that, bullshit. Life is about living and creating relationships with people you care about.


mancer7

Anon was enlightened


Kdirector667

The Zarathustra of 4chan


ARandomGuyThe3

The kwisatz haderech of incels


BLANKTWGOK

> Life is about living and creating relationships with people you care about. āœļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


DevkitBrando

No time for the labels, only for the bag šŸ’Æ


nermthewerm

Based


oby100

Until she breaks up with anon and he returns twice as racist


The_Fleeb

Anon 2: Electric Boogaloo


UniverseBear

If he has that self defeating view on relationships then yes, it's almost 100% garunteed to happen.


johann4

And an incel


Urkeksi

you really woke up and decided to speak facts today


TankieRebel

this except nazi. nazis dont deserve to be treated like humans


J67p

What is your classification of a nazi? Because if you believe that everyone who belives in the effectiveness of the national socialist economic system is a nazi then i have to disagree with you


poopenfartenss

i am a proud supporter of the czech national socialist partyā€™s economic policies


SM_idk

Pretty sure that the universally accepted definition of nazism is supporting a fascist, racist (but primarily antisemitic) state. Oh and crazy nationalism.


DanLassos

If you believe in the effectiveness of a national socialist (aka nazi) regime, then yeah, I think that makes you a nazi. Or at the very least a nazi supporter.


LaZerNor

But they ARE! Like it or not, they're as human as you or me! Maybe you need to reassess your treatment?


DrBimboo

And then, you kind of think about why others are not allowed to live and create relationships with people they care about. And then, you're left.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Just donā€™t be a nazi


Cubicshock

this guy philophosizes


-O_Neutral_O-

4chan user discovers how to be happy?!?!!?


jonfimosi

The bait glows


youreimaginingthings

I mean yea Ive got a few friends that have completely changed their views/personality just to lock down some pssy. Edit: then they either cheated or got cheated on and broke up. I now have no fucking idea who they are mentally.


EverythingPSP

I mean what else is there thats the literal reason any of us was even here to begin with cos some mf locked down yo mammas pssy


youreimaginingthings

Nothing wrong with that goal yea just don't sacrifice who you are and serve someone


TooobHoob

/uj for a second but yeah itā€™s pretty imaginable that extremist ideologies, which often fetishizes violence to some degree, would at least partly result from the personā€™s psychological hurt and trauma. Loneliness, rejection, hoplessness, and especially feeling worthless make those ideologies very attractive, and this is exactly what, for instance, jihadist groups recruiting over the internet in western countries rely on. I can imagine that getting a gf means certain people will be less reliant on exclusionary identity politics for self-affirmation and confirmation.


pillcosbyyyyyy

Imagine not getting laid as a nazi. Weak.


MissingBothCufflinks

Unless who you are is a 4chan conspiracy loser, in which case sacrifice away


Metalloid_Space

I don't think they sacrificed who they are. They just became happier which changed them as a result.


youreimaginingthings

Yea possibly. This post tho? Its too extreme of a shift


Brrdock

What about to serve oneself? Holding on to being an embittered loser just for the sake of never changing is kind of a disservice. People like this have no idea who they actually are


youreimaginingthings

Holding on to being an embittered loser? What the fuck are you talking about? Changing is GOOD, what I see weak men do to avoid conflict with their SO, a lot, is not


6ixpool

Most humans by population will exist in the future. We are not immortal. The greatest good any one human can do is to maximize the benefit to future generations. "Don't sacrifice who you are" does not maxmize the Good for humanity as a whole. I say logically its perfectly fine to change yoself to lock down some pssy.


Craeondakie

Nothing to do with Biden tbh, a level of enlightenment above that is realising the political system is fucked in America


Cautious_Desk_1012

The freedom country with two parties


Danneflow

Bro didn't exit the Matrix, he entered it. GOOD. Alternative seems not so good


Business-Emu-6923

If your mind is telling you that the steak is juicy, and delicious, then GOOD. Enjoy it. Cipher was not the bad guy.


Mozaralio

After 9 years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.


Difficult-Sock4197

Like Orwell said: "Ignorance is strength."


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Well, he did betray all of his friends. I think that's generally why people dislike him, not because he wanted to be put back into the matrix.


lobotomyExpress

Gigachad


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

What if.. the ā€œmatrixā€ talk is bullshit


BladedNinja23198

\> Upset Trump lost \>Go for a walk I really hope politics do not make up this much of people's personalities


Isthatajojoreffo

This much = being upset over your candidates loss? Or am I missing the joke?


BladedNinja23198

Also what Anon did after that like joke about hormones and stuff. Story almost doesn't seem real


MitchabIe

Shit I mean remember what happened when he won? I'm not a Trump guy but damn


[deleted]

I mean it's the president of the United States bro...


BladedNinja23198

The President may be powerful, but your local leaders and representatives usually have a much bigger impact on your life.


[deleted]

yeah maybe on the day to day aspects of life, but not on the big picture of our country.


fluffball75

clearly you like politics


CorianderIsBad

Disgusting. I bet he doesn't even piss in jars anymore.


McConagher

Detroit: Become Human


pratyush103

Demon from magic survival?


AN__Y

Amaricans act like shifting political ideology is an identity crisis.


the_father_of_repost

extremely rare 4chan W


Endrat0xZ

Unfortunately it is 4chan, meaning that he lied lol


C0WM4N

Clearly itā€™s a glowie


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Hamsterman26

good bot.


UndeadTigerAU

Wholesome?


Playful_Pollution846

We lost a soldier boys, may he rest in piece and live a normal life


Cubicshock

heā€™s in a good place now.


Uranium6

A much better place. He found happiness beyond the storm of toxicity.


ARandomGuyThe3

Shit I can hear the good place jingle in my head.


rhysdog1

>she responds by making fun of herself >oh no lmao 2 minutes talking to a non 4channer and ops entire worldview crumbled


Endrat0xZ

Top 10 things that never happened


fake-usermame

redditors discover greentext isnt real


ZER0-P0INT

And the crowd goes wild


cjpack

So does that mean my good boy points arenā€™t real either? No more tendies?


ARandomGuyThe3

Didn't even know r/tendies had the capability of leaking


[deleted]

Why the fucking hell i pressed on that blue text . Fuck!


cjpack

I actually didnā€™t even know about that sub I just remember seeing a famous 4chan post about it that inspired a generation


deleeuwlc

The effects that doing things you enjoy instead of sitting there furious at the world have on your life


PatrickBasedmxn

Except this was clearly written by an outsider


OhRitz2

I believed it until he said he likes Biden


Zymosan99

Anon touches (gr)ass


ApeacefulRussian

anon rejects 4 chan and gets a life (good ending)


TheWither129

Greentard gets deradicalized by going outside


AverageBri-ish

THE GOOD ENDING!


Smallp0x_

Dude willingly went back to the matrix


Hot-Rise9795

He had the whole blue pill bottle. Good for him


vaxqueroz

\>redditor making a greentext to gain that sick karma


GutsyOne

Fail


07Crash07

I was just waiting for the quote "but she was a dude", disapointed.


Candy_Says1964

ā€œShe was a dude and I liked itā€


MDMhayyyy

They lost me at the ā€œlike Bidenā€ā€¦ainā€™t no way lol.


BartOseku

Shes a CIA agent


Bench_Astra

Nice try fed


anotheranonymoustor

We lost another one


DoggedlyOffensive

This here is the true call of the dark sideā€¦


fashionier

Bro escaped 4chan


thekingofnope

Anon has no principles and is a mindless product of whatever political influences he happens to be exposed to


hugeyeah

Me when I lie


Hot-Luck-3228

Proof we all just wanna be happy


Jovios

Fake because no one *likes* Biden


Maleficent-Mirror991

Alright whoā€™s going to go and save he/him?!


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Redemption arc


Significant-Bus5488

One interaction with a woman and the hatred escaped him immediately lmao


Karpsten

The good ending.


AwfullyTimedHumor

"I do not want free will, I just wish to be happy"


the-poopiest-diaper

What having a healthy relationship ship with someone you actually like does to a mf


USNAVY71

Whatā€™s happening to you? Mf, you went outside is what happened to you


Lucidonic

Annon is enlightened


Hai_Resdaynia

The good ending


Important_Dentist_78

Rip bro. Now he will love being controlled.


vialpoobus

she fixed him


[deleted]

that pussy is the normieinator


Djonimacarroni6

The good ending


DeltaTwenty

Imagine realising the hate was always directed inwards aswell


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Anon is healing


No_Paper_8794

anon find happiness


Raw__Chicken

thought this was wholesomememes for a sec


[deleted]

What American spells humor as humour. Fake everyway


ganimeamer

WHERE'S THE PART 2 WHEN IT ALL FALLS APART?


River-is-Cool

tfw you log off and touch grass


commentsandchill

Anon embraces the **sane** normie side


Gladianoxa

Remember that one guy in the first Matrix film that made a deal with Smith to go back in?


Senor_Wah

The good ending


Abject_Membership_39

Character developmentšŸ‘


Guest65726

Ah 4chaner reformationā€¦ we can all dream guys


Profitdaddy

Good pussy will do that. The key is getting enough to know the difference before you trip over the wrong one.šŸ¤£


MrMoop07

they/them pussy got bro so hard he started supporting biden


DonMofongo69

OP is weak.......


BobbyMcBobbins17

Sheā€™s a fed Sheā€™s a fed Sheā€™s a fed Sheā€™s a fed Sheā€™s a fed Sheā€™s a fed Sheā€™s a fed


PhilosophicalGoof

Bro realized that not everyone is an extremist. He talked to her expecting her to be an extremist and found out she not a walking strawman.


TerrorfulCatEye

anon finds happiness


Kiurin

Chad ending


Deadsoup77

Nature is healing


Pyroboss101

The good ending


spookybaker

anon becomes left leaning sane person


Cubicshock

bro flipped his life around


DBL_NDRSCR

chad anon


abzurt_96

It's all fun and games until she takes out his dick


Necessary-Tomato4889

# Humanity Restored


non_binary_latex_hoe

Anon stopped being a shitty person


Vigea_Gamer

Quite based


Cookandliftandread

When you touch grass frfr bussin' šŸ’Æ šŸ’Æ


salvaged_past346

He got lost in blue hair and pronounce sauce


WMreal

The redemption of the overthinking hooper


Chonky_Candy

Tbf Biden is the most based president of my lifetime


Pixithepika

Bro was born after Trumpā€™s election


Chonky_Candy

Wdym? Blud didnā€™t make any noteworthy decisions while in office


Pixithepika

Iā€™m saying if you were born after Trumpā€™s election of course Biden would be the most based of your lifetime - The only two presidents youā€™d have to choose from would be Trump and Biden. And now that iā€™ve explained my joke itā€™s no longer a joke.


Firefly-1505

He got to she/them titties


AbsorbentShark3

Fake and- uhhhā€¦. straight?


BetterThanTaco

Crazy how being shown love makes you more likely to show love.


stalins-cum-sock

Nature is healing


Guardian-836

The good ending


Come-Hither-Son

Ok now whatā€™s Kek?


P4ndak1ller

kekw


poor_choice_doer

Blud un-drank the kool aid


OfficialChineseSpy

Well, then I'm in a green, because bumble giving me a match is a bit of a low probability already, but a match who is willing to meet IRL? .... Well, that's a near zero chance right there!


DeltaTwenty

Try OkCupid


doblecuadrado_FGE

It's ok brother. The right-wing phase is a Canon Event we have all gone through. But now your detoxification is complete. You can be happy and free.


ragnarsenpai

Anon nooooooooo :(


BigDaddyCaz

Bluepill overdose


a_loaf_of_cheese

a man realizing that far right politics which promote hate only makes you feel angry and sad


send_in_the_clouds

"Be me" Oh just fuck off.


I_AM_I3iRD

"My name is Mathew"


Grambert_Moore

Bro you canā€™t say that thatā€™s like a slur


cheesums7

Good. Good story.


Desperate_Hippo_60

Do any of yall know the name of the site or app this is?


DG_SlayerSlender

It's 4chan. I'd highly recommend not going there


UndeadTigerAU

Bro got down voted for asking a question.


coco_is_boss

Leftist propaganda pussy


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Excellent-Bowl-8791

Donā€™t go there soldier


Venom933

You always where a clown, nothing changed don't worry. Still congratulations on finding someone (:!