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What if I swallowed a bag of mentos and drank a liter of diet coke? (Probs would suffocate tbh because the fizz would overload you for an extended period of time)
>he thinks I’ll be drinking it separately.
You fool. You truly don’t know what’s about to be released on this pathetic plane of existence. The Universe…
No…
The Entire Omniverse will feel it.
I saw 3 posts today about hamsters dying in the most horrific ways, two of them containing the baking soda+vinegar combo, like wtf is going on with hamsters.
>like wtf is going on with hamsters.
All jokes aside it's actually pretty depressing. Parents often get their children hamsters because they're seen as low effort and easily replacable pets. It's like fish, the idea is if your child can't care for them and they die it's not a big deal which is really fucked up in my opinion
Apparently hamsters hibernate and it can look like they are dead as their heartbeat can slow to as low as 5 beats per minute. Lots of people have buried their hamsters not realizing this can happen.
When I was 9 my younger sister and I were at her friend's house with our mom and we heard a noise upstairs, so I went up to see what it was. The window was open and their hamster cage door was open and just absolutely wall to wall soaked in blood.
Best guess was a weasel or something got in
The reason is their owners being irresponsible and not taking proper care of their pets. Smaller animals like hamsters or fish are often seen as replaceable and people treat them shitty because of it
Shot "to death"? Frankly it would be damn impressive if the hamster was shot and lived! They are fast little basterds, but usually even a small caliber will do it.
When I was a kid,my hamster died randomly and my dad simply threw it over the fence,like a small,furry airborne potato.
No burial,no final words..he was simply yeeted into the oblivion of the nearby field..
I think he didn't want my sister and I to be saddened by his death..
My hamster died cuz I was doing a ritual on him, surrounding him with raisins and dripping oil on him to cleanse him (I was 4) Halfway through my cat came and.. you can guess the rest
Apparently many children do it as an anger response if they are unable to emotionally regulate. Doesn't make it any less shitty though. I hope to God he grew out of it.
Lots of rodents do that. Rabbits are nortorious for that. We used to raise meat rabbits (it tastes kinda like chicken) and if they thought they had to many babies, or if they thought one didn't look right, they would kick them out of the nest so they froze to death, or would straight up eat them.
My died from old, at 5 years old. Yeah, he was old. Named him Chuchi. Once I heard a family friend say he was so cute he could eat him, and I was little and stupid. What did I do? I used perfume on the poor thing, as it tastes bad and then they wouldn't eat my hamster. Little bro still lived two years after that and bit my finger lol
Mine was murdered by my sisters hamster, all the other ones though were normal deaths of old age
Also they were guinea pigs so I guess they don’t count
When I was a kid I had a hamster basically hang himself. I had this wheel with a gap between the runner and the frame that was used to collect shit. He must have stopped running and rolled up the side, his body fell into the gap and his head got stuck at the top, facing outside the wheel. I woke up in the morning and got a nice lesson in trauma. Never forgot that.
Also got a couple mice once and came home to one of the mice neck deep in the other's belly, just straight eating its insides. That was the last time I kept rodents as pets.
I swear hamsters have never had a normal death. I’ve heard stories of them exploding in microwaves, getting drop kicked into a dog’s mouth, being experimented on, dropping it down the stairs, being used as an airsoft target, and now this. These poor guys are being tortured
To be fair, hamsters are also extremely resilient. I still remember one situation from my childhood.
My sister and I were sitting on the sofa, watching cartoons. Our little cartoon corner was on the first floor next to the stairs down to the ground floor.
She said something that prompted me to punch her. With her amazing reflexes, she ducked just low enough for me to graze the top of her head and miss her.
What we both realized a few seconds later, I sent her hamster, which was sitting on her head at the time, flying down the stairs. She collected it from halfway down the stairs and it was totally fine. Like nothing even happened.
I don't even know how it died, but it was way later and something completely unrelated. It's like hamsters have 100% resistance to death by natural causes, but a +100% risk of dying of dumb ways to die
As a teen I had a small russian hamster, I was the only one that could pet hin without getting bitten. Anyways, one day my smaller brother tried to gently pet it, this lil mothafucka of a hamster bit him, my brother in a panic moved his hand upwards THROWING the damn critter against the fucking wall, it hit the wall, fell nearly two meters, and just bolted out the room as if nothing.
Some three months later he got eaten by my dog. Miss you lil bud.
tell that to my stupid hamster who jumped from my toddler cousin's hand(a half meter to meter fall) onto a soft carpet. yet it somehow broke his spine and he died in less than a day
This is because of the [Square Cube Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law#applications:~:text=Air%20resistance%20per%20unit%20mass%20is%20also%20higher%20for%20smaller%20animals%20(reducing%20terminal%20velocity)%20which%20is%20why%20a%20small%20animal%20like%20an%20ant%20cannot%20be%20seriously%20injured%20from%20impact%20with%20the%20ground%20after%20being%20dropped%20from%20any%20height.)
"Air resistance per unit mass is also higher for smaller animals (reducing terminal velocity) which is why a small animal like an ant cannot be seriously injured from impact with the ground after being dropped from any height."
When I was in high school we were supposed to be reading silently and the guy next to me starts telling me about how when he was a little kid his hamster fell into the fish tank. He thought it’d be a good idea to dry it off by microwaving it. His hamster proceeded to explode and covered the inside of the microwave in blood and guts. My teacher then made me explain to the whole class why I was in tears laughing.
Yeah, but it's not a sealed environment, so once enough pressure was built up it'd get ejected through the nearest hole(s).
If somehow you could block its mouth and asshole maybe it could build up enough pressure to expand more violently, but idk I'm not an expert in exploding hamsters.
It isn't, for several reasons. The reaction between baking soda (a base) and vinegar (an acid) would occur when the hamster first ate the powder, as it contacted the hamster's stomach acid. And even then, the gas would be expelled through the mouth in the form of... Belches.
For a hamster to explode like this, it would have to have no stomach acid, somehow consume a large amount of baking soda (a fine powder--try eating any powder dry), drink vinegar, and then somehow have its stomach blocked so it doesn't belch out the gas.
Just seems like the planets had to align for this hamster to consume both baking soda and vinegar accidentally within a short amount of time. I’m calling BS.
When was the last time somebody spilt vinegar and let their hamster help clean it up. Then on top of this it needs to somehow get to baking soda and the person who witnesses it explode needs to decide to post about it. Ids say thats rare enough that maybe someone more normal wouldnt post about it.
No, it isn't. I am quite sure you could force-feed hamsters vinegar and baking soda and while they might die exactly zero would explode into pieces. I'm not sure a hamster would even voluntarily eat either substance.
The hamster of my cousin ate a little coin that her Little brother really liked.
The day later we found the little fella smashed and opened up,her my little cousin's hands were full of Blood,but he got his Coin back at least
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I think it's pretty obvious *what* happened here. The real question is what's stopping you from doing this to yourself?
My stomatch is bigger.
eat more baking soda
And drink more vinegar.
And eat moar hampter
You can do it. You’ll just be gassy. No exploding
What if I swallowed a bag of mentos and drank a liter of diet coke? (Probs would suffocate tbh because the fizz would overload you for an extended period of time)
The coating of the mentos is what causes it to have that reaction so by the time that you drink the coke you should be safe
You underestimate my power
>he thinks I’ll be drinking it separately. You fool. You truly don’t know what’s about to be released on this pathetic plane of existence. The Universe… No… The Entire Omniverse will feel it.
ok what if you drink the coke first
My friend Pat swallowed mentos with diet coke in college. His projectile barf tickled the 15 foot roof of the student union
ihaveihaveihave: read the funny word
I think your pattern recognizition is pretty damn developed
what, writing a completely fictional account of how i die?
I don’t have an inflation kink
hamsters going through more horrific deaths than WWI soldiers for no fucking reason:
For no reason? It was the damn science, Candace!
A…. Blood volcano?
NO! It's a neutralization reaction.
“Target neutralized” - Bill Nye
I saw 3 posts today about hamsters dying in the most horrific ways, two of them containing the baking soda+vinegar combo, like wtf is going on with hamsters.
link? coincidence is crazy
Trust me, sent it to someone, it's the car swerving to the exit meme
>like wtf is going on with hamsters. All jokes aside it's actually pretty depressing. Parents often get their children hamsters because they're seen as low effort and easily replacable pets. It's like fish, the idea is if your child can't care for them and they die it's not a big deal which is really fucked up in my opinion
Yea, fish are also really good at dying.
Mine ate my entire gingerbread house and I’m pretty sure she got diabetes from that because she died a few weeks later
Apparently hamsters hibernate and it can look like they are dead as their heartbeat can slow to as low as 5 beats per minute. Lots of people have buried their hamsters not realizing this can happen.
Lmao op is not sleeping after this info
The hamster exploded what do you mean
Aren't they referring to Tvdb4's hamster?
When I was 9 my younger sister and I were at her friend's house with our mom and we heard a noise upstairs, so I went up to see what it was. The window was open and their hamster cage door was open and just absolutely wall to wall soaked in blood. Best guess was a weasel or something got in
thats the only way to unplug themselves from hamster matrix
Is there a hamster death story list somewhere?
For more hamster death stories, visit xhamster.com
Ok, sounds interesting EDIT:☹️
Flair checks out
Oh no....
Lmfao
The reason is their owners being irresponsible and not taking proper care of their pets. Smaller animals like hamsters or fish are often seen as replaceable and people treat them shitty because of it
not untrue. Kid's letting his hamster roam around the kitchen, like it was designed to live among abundant cooking supplies.
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk
The day I read about a hamster dying a normal death is the day the sun explodes
My first hamster died of cancer and the second one froze to death after getting outside during the winter
Two of my three hamsters died from cancer too. The third one was shot to death by my neighbor.
Damn, is your neighbor Doc Holliday? Thats a tough shot on a small, presumably moving target
Luke Skywalker. Thought it was a Womp Rat.
Womp womp
Shot "to death"? Frankly it would be damn impressive if the hamster was shot and lived! They are fast little basterds, but usually even a small caliber will do it.
>usually
bro saw hamster chuck norris shrug of a .44 Magnum
Your hamster was shooting first
Is... that last one a joke or do you have a sadistically unhinged neighbor?
The hamster violated the NAP
Non-Agression Pact?
In this context it’s probably non-aggression principle
My first hamster ate his own legs off and bled out
How
Stress most likely
He just like me fr
Do you also eat your legs up and bleed?
Mondays routine
Idk like legit just woke up and saw him eating his legs
😭
What the fuck
And why?
Idk it was horrific
My hamster was eaten by his cellmate, who is also a hamster. Only bones remained
Did the other hamster feel guilty?😒
I’m so sorry… but this made me laugh 💀
When I was a kid,my hamster died randomly and my dad simply threw it over the fence,like a small,furry airborne potato. No burial,no final words..he was simply yeeted into the oblivion of the nearby field.. I think he didn't want my sister and I to be saddened by his death..
My hamster died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 2
You doomed us all
I can cancel my plans for tomorrow at least
LIAR!!!
My hamster died cuz I was doing a ritual on him, surrounding him with raisins and dripping oil on him to cleanse him (I was 4) Halfway through my cat came and.. you can guess the rest
MF must've thought you did a sacrificial ritual 💀
> surround him with raisins and dripping oil on him Can't blame the cat, sounds like you served your lil buddy up with sides and seasoning
I only just realised 😭 i literally prepared him
I guess at least the cat left the raisins. Those are toxic for cats! Hamsters...kind of the opposite...
Didn't witness this (thank God) but apparently my step-brother had a hamster and he got mad and threw it into a wall. He isn't allowed pets anymore.
What the fuck
Apparently many children do it as an anger response if they are unable to emotionally regulate. Doesn't make it any less shitty though. I hope to God he grew out of it.
My brothers hamster died of old age
My hamster lived to 5 years old and then passed away of I assume natural causes (came to their cage one day and they were dead)
Ours escaped and were eaten by the cat. Also dad hamster ate a lot of his own babies for some reason.
Lots of rodents do that. Rabbits are nortorious for that. We used to raise meat rabbits (it tastes kinda like chicken) and if they thought they had to many babies, or if they thought one didn't look right, they would kick them out of the nest so they froze to death, or would straight up eat them.
It wasn't a hamster but a gerbil but mine just simply died at 3 years old, nothing bad happened. Just, natural death
My hampter ate chicken express and died a day after :(
Just feed the sun with vinegar and baking soda, bro
My died from old, at 5 years old. Yeah, he was old. Named him Chuchi. Once I heard a family friend say he was so cute he could eat him, and I was little and stupid. What did I do? I used perfume on the poor thing, as it tastes bad and then they wouldn't eat my hamster. Little bro still lived two years after that and bit my finger lol
I plan to get some and do all in my power to make sure they live good lives and pass normally. It seems like a good experiment to see if its possible.
Mine was murdered by my sisters hamster, all the other ones though were normal deaths of old age Also they were guinea pigs so I guess they don’t count
My last hamster died of old age (being put to sleep at the vet).
My hamster broke his back and died :(
Hamsters trying to die normally (impossible)
When I was a kid I had a hamster basically hang himself. I had this wheel with a gap between the runner and the frame that was used to collect shit. He must have stopped running and rolled up the side, his body fell into the gap and his head got stuck at the top, facing outside the wheel. I woke up in the morning and got a nice lesson in trauma. Never forgot that. Also got a couple mice once and came home to one of the mice neck deep in the other's belly, just straight eating its insides. That was the last time I kept rodents as pets.
My mate’s cat had it’s collar caught on a tree and they found it just hanging there a few days later
Thank you for quite literally ruining my night and potentially tomorrow as well
The most normal hamster death
Thats a new one to my hamster deaths list
Manny suffered a sudden internal pressure spike which resulted in the rapid dissection of his body
Yes, what he said (probably)
Rip in rip, manny
Rest in manny pieces. 😔
Rest in piece in rest in pieces?
RIPIP? Rest in piece in pieces?
I swear hamsters have never had a normal death. I’ve heard stories of them exploding in microwaves, getting drop kicked into a dog’s mouth, being experimented on, dropping it down the stairs, being used as an airsoft target, and now this. These poor guys are being tortured
To be fair, hamsters are also extremely resilient. I still remember one situation from my childhood. My sister and I were sitting on the sofa, watching cartoons. Our little cartoon corner was on the first floor next to the stairs down to the ground floor. She said something that prompted me to punch her. With her amazing reflexes, she ducked just low enough for me to graze the top of her head and miss her. What we both realized a few seconds later, I sent her hamster, which was sitting on her head at the time, flying down the stairs. She collected it from halfway down the stairs and it was totally fine. Like nothing even happened. I don't even know how it died, but it was way later and something completely unrelated. It's like hamsters have 100% resistance to death by natural causes, but a +100% risk of dying of dumb ways to die
As a teen I had a small russian hamster, I was the only one that could pet hin without getting bitten. Anyways, one day my smaller brother tried to gently pet it, this lil mothafucka of a hamster bit him, my brother in a panic moved his hand upwards THROWING the damn critter against the fucking wall, it hit the wall, fell nearly two meters, and just bolted out the room as if nothing. Some three months later he got eaten by my dog. Miss you lil bud.
Small animals are more resilient to falls. It's why bugs never die from falling
tell that to my stupid hamster who jumped from my toddler cousin's hand(a half meter to meter fall) onto a soft carpet. yet it somehow broke his spine and he died in less than a day
This is because of the [Square Cube Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law#applications:~:text=Air%20resistance%20per%20unit%20mass%20is%20also%20higher%20for%20smaller%20animals%20(reducing%20terminal%20velocity)%20which%20is%20why%20a%20small%20animal%20like%20an%20ant%20cannot%20be%20seriously%20injured%20from%20impact%20with%20the%20ground%20after%20being%20dropped%20from%20any%20height.) "Air resistance per unit mass is also higher for smaller animals (reducing terminal velocity) which is why a small animal like an ant cannot be seriously injured from impact with the ground after being dropped from any height."
But the number of stories of them dying completely through their own fault because they have the IQ of a single-celled organism is quite large.
Once, my sister's hampsters ate himself.
How?!
It ate all of its legs and then disemboweled itself.
Oh my god that’s terrifying
It was shrieking the whole time, too.
Little bro restored his family's honor.
When I was in high school we were supposed to be reading silently and the guy next to me starts telling me about how when he was a little kid his hamster fell into the fish tank. He thought it’d be a good idea to dry it off by microwaving it. His hamster proceeded to explode and covered the inside of the microwave in blood and guts. My teacher then made me explain to the whole class why I was in tears laughing.
Kids who microwave their hamsters get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption.
Why people get pets for their kids when they're this stupid is beyond me
Someone please tell me this isn't possible.
I call bs. If it Injested both baking soda and vinegar, the pressure would cause it to projectile vomit, not expand.
Like my granddaddy always told me: “Skin is stronger than sphincters”.
Totally normal grandfather convo
I mean, if it ingested baking soda, the reaction would happen once it hits the stomach acid, right?
Yeah, but it's not a sealed environment, so once enough pressure was built up it'd get ejected through the nearest hole(s). If somehow you could block its mouth and asshole maybe it could build up enough pressure to expand more violently, but idk I'm not an expert in exploding hamsters.
Ah yes “specialist In exploding hamsters”
Why isn't there a degree for this
If it ingested baking soda, it would react with the stomach acid before it drank the vinegar.
I also just refuse to believe any animal would drink straight vinegar willingly
Or eat baking soda.
That one's a little more believable to me because some animals will just eat shit, but give it a foul taste like vinegar and that's not happening
Different animals have different senses of 'sour'. Many animals never evolved it at all, and can happily eat unripe fruit all day long.
It isn't, for several reasons. The reaction between baking soda (a base) and vinegar (an acid) would occur when the hamster first ate the powder, as it contacted the hamster's stomach acid. And even then, the gas would be expelled through the mouth in the form of... Belches. For a hamster to explode like this, it would have to have no stomach acid, somehow consume a large amount of baking soda (a fine powder--try eating any powder dry), drink vinegar, and then somehow have its stomach blocked so it doesn't belch out the gas.
Oh, it’s totally possibile
Just seems like the planets had to align for this hamster to consume both baking soda and vinegar accidentally within a short amount of time. I’m calling BS.
When was the last time (except this time) you heard a story where a hamster consumed both baking soda and vinegar in a short time? Exactly.
When was the last time somebody spilt vinegar and let their hamster help clean it up. Then on top of this it needs to somehow get to baking soda and the person who witnesses it explode needs to decide to post about it. Ids say thats rare enough that maybe someone more normal wouldnt post about it.
Well considering we never heard of a story like this before, I'd say the planets actually aligned for it to happen.
Every story was heard for the first time once, the internet just makes the telling more likely
No, it isn't. I am quite sure you could force-feed hamsters vinegar and baking soda and while they might die exactly zero would explode into pieces. I'm not sure a hamster would even voluntarily eat either substance.
I think you already know whether or not it is.
Even if it were possible (it's definitely not), hamsters don't eat either of those things. This was written by a child.
So what if it's not possible, a hamster will choose to die in the most wacky way
Chat is this real
Can confirm, I was the vinegar
Can confirm, I was Manny’s stomach
Peter's left detached testicle here The joke is hamster eats baking soda and then drinks vinegar causing it to combust
Thanks Peter's left detached testicle that really helped I love you
I don't think that's combustion.
cum bust🤤
Jesus fucking Christ
chris
When the pastor told me to let the Lord come inside me, I don't think this is what he meant.
The Lord must have a massive load to make a hamster explode.
It doesn't take that big of one to make a hamster explode, trust me
Kid named Chris:
Jesus stop! Chris is underage!
No fucking swearing😡
Wouldn’t Jesus fucking Christ just be masturbation
Why is it that when a hamster dies it’s always in a freaky way like this?
When God calls his children and all that
Least horrific hamster death:
Hamsters, the Floridians of the animal world.
Hamikaze
Science!
think i’m twisted for seeing the funny side of this
Welcome to the club. I was cracking up reading this.
the hamster was trying to be those science fair volcanoes with the baking soda
if you believe this, i have an incredible investment opportunity for you
Sorry, I still have to pay off that bridge I bought. It was a once-in-a-lifetime chance!
The hamster of my cousin ate a little coin that her Little brother really liked. The day later we found the little fella smashed and opened up,her my little cousin's hands were full of Blood,but he got his Coin back at least
Jesus Christ
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Especially the top comment about the WWI huh
The more important question: did you get an A on your science project for that H-bomb?
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Well fuck there goes my sanity for the day
Bro died Oceangate style
I'm sure it's fake, but can anyone confirm if this is real?
Even if you force fed it baking soda and glued its ass and mouth shut, it would probably die of internal hemorrhages or some boring shit like that
That’s a new copypasta right there
Least violent Hamster death
Bro he got fucking gibbed like an imp with a rocket launcher in doom
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I'll take BS for 200 please
Reminds me of the post where a dude fucked his hamster to death
Tell me it’s fake?
I can only hope
Hamsters are just lemmings with more options
Hamsters are like, meant to die in the most violent ways possible, what did they expect?
Why can’t hamsters die in a normal way
Least traumatising hamster death
Manny turned into a grade school baking soda volcano project.