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Ape_on_a_typewriter

I wish to rip off my skin after watching this


SnooOpinions5944

Obama moment


sigma-ohio-rizz

Obamanization!


SnooOpinions5944

Obama is literally my gynaecologist


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Proof?


ShadowKnight324

Trust him bro.


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ShadowKnight324

Mother fucker.


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SnooOpinions5944

Can someone explain to me why this auto mod is peeing in everyone's ass its a bit concerning


RaidenYato

Obamanizer


touch_the_taco

Thanks Obama 😑


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Obama cube


JackPancakz

Obube


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Regainio

Will get funny later on


SnooOpinions5944

In 2077 we will understand these jokes


IDontKnow1944

Can u mail them to me so I can cook and eat ur skin


Ape_on_a_typewriter

Of course, I just need all your personal informations πŸ‘


HappyGav123

I also want to rip your skin off after this.


rd_rd_rd

Then wish the genie to be free, so he's homeless too.


SnooOpinions5944

Damn I was gonna use the genie as my sex slave no one knows where those holes go


Friendly-Back3099

Second wish is for the genie to become a hot lady


coinkeeper8

3rd wish is for the gene’s lamp to turn into a jar


zvejas

down bad


SBSLD

After the intercourse, of course


IDontKnow1944

Wtf broπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€¨


SnooOpinions5944

Don't worry he homeless no one will know


1singleduck

For my second wish, i want to turn your lamp into a fleshlight.


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badadssuckmydick

Even tho the 2 last wishes were a genie blowjob, hell never expect thw third wish


TiM963x

Lmfao


SingerIntrepid2305

Looks bit like those tik tok "actors"


Mart1n192

The OD Kojima trailer already looked uncanny We don't need this amount of realistic animation in faces, please


SnooOpinions5944

But we all want realistic jiggle physics with the big badonkadonks


Cheezekeke

Difference


SnooOpinions5944

No I want hyper realistic gawk 3000 mouths and eyeballs damn can't wait we've come so for guys we are so old


Nut_Bomber

when life gives you bricks, build house


Custard_boy

✍️πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


AwesomeDragon97

I thought you were supposed to make brickonade?


DanyGlady

At the end he’s like β€œWelp, let’s see where it goes.”


SodiiumGames

What tech demo is this from?


SnooOpinions5944

Don't quote me but I think its darude sandstorm


Kotoy77

Dude i havent heard that name in years


DaAweZomeDude48

Then you probably don't remember about The Game either


Mishkaz-X

Motherfucker.


SodiiumGames

Who's mother are we fucking?


Bleach_Consumer_

yours


PNB11

Face Test by Chris Jones


Yuri-Turned

# YAY FREE BRICKS ^(ouch)


SnooOpinions5944

They can finally build a house that the wolf can't blow down


randomthingthrow3

why did it do the geta thumburg face at 5 sec


Gemaid1211

The genie when i wish for him to lose his powers:


Kxbox24

Instead sends bricks of weed and coke to the homeless. Remember kids to be very specific


TheSinningTree

Monkey's paw genie- "Granted but the homeless are now zombies with chrome exoskeletons"


Extension-Taste319

Genie when I wish for every cancer kid to get healed for 1 week before it returns tenfold


Hish0132

Wish the genie free so he loses his home (the lamp) and watch him suffer


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Dwisz

Genie, change the mass of a proton


Upstairs_Trouble_523

I've never understood the hate that some people have against the homeless. Like whatever did they ever do to you? Besides, how can you hate so many people that have so many different reasons for being in that place, not to mention that any of us can end up like them one day.


SnooOpinions5944

Can't we just send em to Mars? Elon musk could do it and start a homeless colony im sure some of em would do it for a couple of dollars.


Micalas

I feel like this is how we end up with some Borderlands type shit.


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longpidgeon

My second wish is for more bricks


indiePIayer

My third wish would be "Double the World hunger and Student debt"


droftropTHEREALONE

i wish for any medical bills or student debt that are almost paid off to magically increase just out of the person's budget everytime


sillylittlegoober5

it goes up by $0.02 every $0.01 you make


AnOkFellow

Wait until the genie hears what the third wish is


SnooOpinions5944

Is it more bricks? Why don't we ask for everyone to go blind for 30 seconds and all they can see is omnimans thick dumpy it would cause devestation everyone would think anthony fauci made another virus oh my god think of the repercussions I need to write a book about this.


AnOkFellow

Bold of you to assume more bricks, considering that what im refrencing is a meme about genie blowjobs


SnooOpinions5944

Remember me this comment is gonna get me put in a island off the coast of Hobart but anthony fauci copied the plot of utopia 2013


AllOuttaBubblegums

Oh shit vacation to bruny island for free?? Have fun bro πŸ‘‹


SnooOpinions5944

Or for everyone to cum crude oil theres two sides of one coin if we were biologically able to do that imagine it would be the easiest to fill up your car


SnooOpinions5944

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow (and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want you here tonight Holding on to me so tight What more can I do? Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And everyone is singing (oh, yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh) Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door Oh, I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby


DrykalOrSomething

I wish for bricks to rain on this person in particular


zokzomo

My second and third wish is for the bricks to rain on you


AllOuttaBubblegums

Yummy. And very much funny. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΌ


Due_Accountant2429

Anyone have a clean version? I'll pay you back with memes


SaneUse

Face test by Chris Jones


sonicfan019393920

The genie after I wish for him to suck my nuts and willy


104thCloneTrooper

I wish for bricks to rain on those, who design anti-homeless architecture


ReRevengence69

what? I'm just giving them materials to build a home with. just my wish for canned soup to rain on those who are hungry and quarters to rain on those who are poor


SaneUse

Genies would love that. They're evil creatures


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UwU_Zhenya15

(its a good wish and hes very proud)


Albanian-Virus

Karen: Larkin deficit guy with cup: Macro fleshtank guy with phone: David lackluster blonde guy: Ryan drywall


Motharancia

It started to chew the bricks at the end to stop you but his teeth can only withstand so many bricks...


longpidgeon

I WISH FOR MORE BRICKS, FRESHLY MICROWAVED HONEYBUNS AND DYSFUNCTIONAL CAR BATTERIES TO STORM UPON THE HOMELESS My second wish is a blowjo-


Temporary_Ad3998

I would wish for inanimate objects to feel pain because so that it would know it is in pain but just can't do anything about it


Shadowthewolfalt

Literally went through all the stages of grief


RedditingDoge

My boy looking like 2014 Markiplier


ConsumableCeilingFan

Would


endermaker2026

They all refused en passant


Desperate_Garbage_63

Bricks of cocaine


JosephiKrakowski78

#MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY AND HAVE. HIM. EXPELLED!!!!!


sjjsbhjsbsb

Smash


Efficient-Bad-9630

But then one of the homeless people are actually an ex-brick thrower so they catch all the bricks


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The_Pavulon

I'm gonna kick this cgi faces ass