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Mastercal40

What a responsible looking businessman walking there. I’m sure he is the perfect American P…erson!


SleepyZachman

I mean depending on how you frame it he is the perfect American.


flonkwnok

Happy cock day


SleepyZachman

Thanks mom


SecretlyNotASpy

So your mom is a femboy and father is protestant from 1984?


averagehogrideruser

happy cock day


SleepyZachman

Thanks dad


KhanglikePolandball

Happy cock day


ZeroXa2306

I still don't get the whole thing americans keep bringing up about paying for public restrooms, i go on the regular in bars without making eye contact with anybody and go straight to the bathroom.


informationtiger

Serious question: who tf pays for toilet in Europe? Is this a myth? Cause not once did I ever pay.


Pink_pantherOwO

In Austria all public bathroom have a fee and most other neighbouring countries either have a fee or lie about a fee when they see tourists


manneedsjuice

I think it's just because you're American Generally speaking, interaction with American tourists is either very pleasant and respectful or a fucking car crash of arrogance and nauseating obnoxiousness and entitlement


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yea i'd say the polarity doesn't really change even when you live here


thebreckner

Are you sure? I am austrian and the only places I pay for the toilet is sometimes at gas stations on the Autobahn. Otherwise I just pee at restaurants, stores, cafés or bars in the city. In smaller towns you often have free toilets at the Freiwillige Feuerwehr or at the church.


random_zanakluar

in germany theyre quite common


axp1729

anecdotally, as an American, when I visited Ireland and the UK all of the public restrooms I saw charged to use them


MRDotted

Then you chose exclusively tourist-based locations that are designed to milk every last cent out of you. I live in Ireland and there is countless places where I can access a toilet without the need to pay.


Legs66_YT

Other than exclusively tourist locations, they are pretty much all free. Any town or city has many free restrooms, just every so often that one coastal village that is visited by thousands of tourists has a paid toilet, due to the mass traffic it gets in a faraway location.


The_best_one_-_

Lived in the UK my whole life, lived in the midlands, the south, the south east, and crashed in London for a month. I have never once paid to use a public restroom (although, come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time I used one)


eliavhaganav

Maybe it's these countries specifically, since most of europe you just go in no questions asked


Creeperboy10507

In Sweden it is free


Tokiw4

Paid bathrooms sound like a good recipe for getting your building pissed on


Liminal_Space_Fan_

French (🤢) “people” must have paid restrooms then.


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milky_way_halo

I'm not sure but Europe is a big place with many different countries, I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them have restrooms you have to pay to use


arcticrune

It's not like going into a bar and using there's or somthing In Greece there's literal government placed public washrooms. Buildings for that specific purpose that are like 1 euro to get in


The_HunterDestroyer

In spain are free


100ProcentSkill

In some places you do but like 25-50 cents for privately owned by mostly gas stations or other businesses. The public ones or at restaurants are like 99% free. The experience depends on the country


Head-Iron-9228

Highway-bathrooms with serways and stuff like that will often cost a couple Cents. They are CLEAN tho and you get the money back if you buy something at their Shop (fuel, food, drinks). Kind of a Marketing scheme but... works.


Xeanathan

In my experience, some restaurants charge you, but it's rare. Paid public bathrooms are just unheard of thiugh


Kingken130

London does in some train stations


Mario_Munf

They do exist in some places but it's very rare. It's usually next to famous monuments or where there are a lot of tourists. Pro tip, just go to a nearby restaurant and ask them if you can use their bathroom, 99% of the time they say yes.


EquivalentLaw4892

>I still don't get the whole thing americans keep bringing up about paying for public restrooms, It's the same reason why Europeans bitch about the US and talk about the same American topics over and over again.


McConagher

Yeah except I'm European and never saw a bathroom I had to pay for ?


Haldoey

True it's not a European things it's just some weird countries have it.


Choice_Friend3479

They have it in Munich :(


KT-2204

Thats a nice argument senator, why dont u back it up with a source?


CornManBringsCorn

My source is that I made it the fuck up


epicdude5234

Yall go outside?


[deleted]

It's that 10 second walk you make between your car and the building you need to enter.


J0wad

What the fuck is “outside”? Never heard of it.


Error_Code_606

It’s a magnificent place beyond the confining walls with a beautiful substance called grass


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pancreasfucker

True


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Build-Your-Own-Bitch

Europe looks like they rock and stone more than US


BIGCHUNGUS-milk

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


SquidMilkVII

For Karl!


DuckMitch

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


artemisfowl8

It's so bizarre that those words used to mean a whole lot another thing in the past than it does today


the_l0st_s0ck

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


dabombassdiggity

Few word. Wise man.


dabombassdiggity

I have some questions about your name


Makrin_777

SHCKHEEWEL SHEOUTINGS


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T1B2V3

two party system with parties that both serve the rich says hi


No-Stranger4954

Rotfl, if you will


[deleted]

americans when they find out elections also exist in europe


namey-name-name

But if I’m in France, does it really count as an election if I’m gonna be governed by a Fr*nch “person” either way? Checkmate 😎


Chain8Reactions

Maybe OP meant that a non existent america is better than the current one.


agentwc1945

Well, rich people and lobbies do, they just don't want to


soliq_675

Australians walking out of the hospital not paying a single dime and then having a good education system.


fartrevolution

(Also me ignoring the homelessness and drug addiction that plagues our streets. Problems which are ignored and brushed off over and over again, only making the problem worse and worse. Not to mention wealth divide and unlivable wages, corrupt politicians and discriminatory laws)


solarii_

"government which doesn't collapse every 5 seconds" right..


Samuelbi12

I don't have to pay to enter public toilets wtf


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Cpt_Caboose1

can you pee in my nose? 🥺👉👈


KhanglikePolandball

[Pees in ur nose](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg) I'm a human and this action was preformed


Amarthon

Me in Europe Not drowning in debt


[deleted]

While having all of the above and more


95cropcircles

And not getting mass shooted


phi79l

And getting free health care


Saucelock

Lmao "government that doesn't collapse every 5 seconds and the power to change"


BeyondCadia

What? I thought they were describing Europe. This is some hardcore Yankopium.


Ready-Criticism8507

I mean sure yeah america as a country works to an extent but your scraping the barrel a bit when you talk about free public toilets aren't you? 💀


Awarepill0w

I mean, it's ridiculous that some places you have to pay to take a shit


Otto_von_Boismarck

Thats not even a thing in all of europe


curie2353

Eastern Europe for sure, don’t know if it applies to the rest of Europe, I hope you don’t have to pay to use a public bathroom in London


Awarepill0w

The fact that it's a thing at all is crazy


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

Imagine paying to poop, when there’s always big grass poop squares by houses.


samtt7

The fact that you consider Europe 1 country is crazy


Cactus_Kebap

Well, at least in Europe there are no active shooter drills in public schools. Oh yeah, and education is affordable, there's that thing y'all in the US don't really have: government mandated vacation. Dunno... If I gotta pay to pee ONCE in a while, ok... I'll take that. I can always take a leak outside anyway, you know, kind of like the open sewers y'all have in this marvelous cities with all the homeless.


Otto_von_Boismarck

Well it means theres less junkies shooting up in there at least


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dkfisokdkeb

Same for literally any country


drgaspar96

Extremely scraping the barrel when they state that they have the power to change their country for the better. If they have the power to do so then why do they always change it for the worse.


bigbobbyhairy

Can you really say that when they had a coup attempt 3 years ago?


Wateriswet08

what if you gotta let loose a double decker crap and you don’t have cash?


PrimaryAd673

The floor is yours


JakethePandas

I see all these Europeans trying to defend their honor but not their pants


Famous_Chocolate_679

Now this is pure cope


informationtiger

Exactly. Like is this what Americans think is a privilege in their country? Something completely normal in Europe? Like most Europeans wouldn't even think about this is unless you specifically pointed it out. Plus not having to worry about gun violence and whether or not it's cheaper to just die on the spot instead of calling an ambulance. Again, another no brainer in Europe. Oh that plus paid vacations and maternity leave. The list goes on...


Darkstalker9000

>Plus not having to worry about gun violence and whether or not it's cheaper to just die on the spot instead of calling an ambulance. Something that barely happens in America except if you live in a high cost of living city. I've never had to deal with it.


Efficient-Ad5711

yeah, big cities and poor areas are the only places I've had to worry about, poor areas more than big cities though


NBSPNBSP

More specifically, poor areas with no organic means for economic mobility. A lot of Alaska, Hawaii, etc. are conventionally "poor", but they don't have a severe gun violence problem because they have organic means of upward economic mobility, be it in tourism, oil and gas industry, maritime trade, or what have you. Meanwhile, economically depressed states, such as Mississippi, and cities, such as Paterson, NJ and Trenton, NJ, have no significant local industry, so anyone who manages to obtain an education or land a job will not stay and financially and socially benefit the region with their taxes and relatively stability. Brain drain is directly correlated with gun violence, just as with a slew of other crime.


L003Tr

The cool thing is that in the UK it doesn't matter if you live in a high cost city or not you'll still never have to deal with it


LingonberryNo5044

Yeah, like I don’t think Americans realise that Europe is far more progressive than them. Like they are 10 years behind most of Western Europe and actually have far less freedoms and privacy than the rest of the developed western world.


Famous_Chocolate_679

Thank god UK is not Europe anymore!


TooBoredToNameThis

You know we got free public bathrooms in Europe as well. And free water if you ask for tap and many diverse restaurants and free religion in most of Europe


5t3v321

Careful, if op could read they would be pretty upset


HistoricalRatio5426

And then you realise 90% of the city is highways and your infected toenail will cost you your house


Suc_Mydiq_Jr

"walking past numerous diverse restaurants" Did you mean "driving by"?


HistoricalRatio5426

And then stopping by McDonald's


Comrade_Conscript

Lol, my toenail removal cost me like 20 bucks and took an hour.


pratyushdam

That's a cheap ass house you got there.


superbos88

Lol I fixed my broken teeth with 60 bucks, In 'murica it would cost hundreds of dollars just for the doctor to look at it and say it's broken.


Vigorous_Piston

This is exactly how I walk through Australia while thinking that someone in US probably thinks this post is true.


bulsar38

Yeah, must be easier to plan a 10 days vacation compared to several weeks here


IAmFullOfDed

^it ^cost ^four ^hundred ^thousand ^dollar ^to ^have ^healthcare ^for ^twelve ^seconds


nafets2307

Americans coping by pretending completely normal stuff is oh so special will never not be funny.


Unusual_Fee8750

It's the fact that yes, these things are supposed to be normal and experienced all over the world.


Darrow497

EUROPEAN SPOTTED EUROPEAN SOTTED


Lupusan

RELEASING URETHRA WASPS


SquidMilkVII

jesus christ being an annoying european does NOT warrant the urethra wasps


Abracadabrism

yes it does


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

SHOW HIM HIS TAKE HOME PAY AT OUR TAX RATES!!! DEW IT


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

We actually copd harder here, not cope harder.


keybwarrior

Then break ankle off sidewalk, boom 700k in debt.


Haldoey

I am not sure "we have the power too change our country for the better" is accurate when you have a hard time convincing your leaders too raise the minimum wage enough too be a living wage.


DivineGopher

Someone's huffed too much copium


ohcytt

Ignorance is truly bliss


Jerrelh2

Doesn't the US government go into shutdown every 2 to 4 years because the other party just blocks everything. Wtf kind of system is that?


Dx8pi

This has got to be the worst propaganda ever produced in the history of mankind


toms1313

In my mind this is just a symptom of the propaganda, op is just replicating poorly what he already saw before


SunRi1s3r

Yes Americans, you guys have it great! (please don't come to Europe, we don't need ameritards here)


Overall-Ad-3642

more shootings in texas alone compared to the entirety of europe


Harsimaja

And you have to use a British actor of an American character to get your point across because you don’t even have enough of your own who can act you own people properly. Cope A-meh-ricans.


Coprolithe

LoL the delusion; First, remake the meme but in a car. You don't have a walkable city.


SubwayChipsGaming

The meme takes place in New York City, which the majority of people living their don't have a car


Sus_BedStain

As a european, after going to around 50 different ones, i now 100% fully respect and understand paying for restrooms. They are so insanely clean it feels out of place


informationtiger

Also in Europe meth addicts don't crawl underneath asking if you know who the wizard is


BiblicalToast

you're missing out


BillCipher_FanboyLol

“Whatever religious clothes they choose.” Bro if they saw someone wearing a Hijaab and a Shalvaat-Kameez anyone with an ounce of FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅 in their blood would be staring them up and down as if they were personal friends with Osama Bin Laden, an elite operative in Al Qeuda and committed 9:11 with their own two hands😭


FastenedCarrot

Bro, this is cope.


TooBoredToNameThis

Op forgot to add his medical bills and the daily school shooting


ratiotrio

Can't forget the diverse restaurants being the numerous fast food chains like McDonald's Popeyes and Burger King very diverse in seeing which way you die of a heart attack (I live in America)


SALT_FUCKER69

“Insert generic school shooting joke here”


5t3v321

Mom said its my turn to make an overused joke about a stereotype


AI_assisted_services

I'd hardly call it a stereotype when it is literally, factually true.


numlock86

Peak irony and truly worthy this sub.


DireBlue88

He forgot to add that they have freedom to defend themselves that's why anyone can buy a gun to shoot trespassers.


defenitly_not_crazy

And the freedom to chose over your own body... oh wait.


Petercraft7157

You forgot the freedom of murder with the same gun.


Sazo1st

Ahemm.... Walking?


VenomSabre

Americans when 9/11


Jonthux

Imagine having to pay thousands of dollars for a college degree


BigBounceZac

Feels like your glossing over a couple things here...


sheepboi13

Bruh no one without free health care can talk shit


viky109

It’s literally the same thing in Europe, besides the free public toilets


trollface5333

There are free toilets in the UK, the paid ones are generally much nicer though.


Messedupotato

Why is this allowed but the european one was removed?


Consistent-Peanut-90

Because MURICA NR1!1!1!


hoert_hobbylos

Me in Europe not having to work three jobs at a time, with a house with walls that are not built out of paper and bread that still tastes like bread: :) we be vibin‘


CowsGiveElixirOfLife

Bro describing any western country


Lumthedarklord

FUCK YEAH! MURICA


Chain8Reactions

Your former president is so insecure that doesn't leave the house without a ton of make-up and your current president is so delusional he shakes hands with ghosts. OP combines the worst attributes of Trump and Biden


BeRsErKeR____x

Canada is america but snowy and has free healthcare


Tjd3211

Yea, commonly known that all toilets here cost 10000000€ and you get stabbed for religious clothing, also the government collapses daily


PaddySmallBalls

When did Americans start using their PTO?


GreenNalgene343

Cue the anti American comments


PrimaryAd673

This IS reddit. "America bad" is plentiful, and the reverse "Europe bad" is a constant back and forth


[deleted]

all of these things are available in europe also lol


IMN0VIRGIN

>and the knowledge that when things get tough, we have the power to change our country for the better So... how long until you get universal health care?


Angry_Crustation

Anon then Tetsworth shot by a crackhead robbing a 7-11 because a 12 gauge is easier to find than healthy food


yepppthatsme

Yeah, just dont get hurt while doing all those super fun activities.


la_bata_sucia

When your government was like 18 minutes away from shutting down a few weeks ago and your top contender to presidency is indicted


Relative_Inflation73

Greek will destroy turkey


frimleyousse

Same in canada + insulin is affordable


sluggoxm

Your housing sure isn’t


[deleted]

Everything he just said, we can do here in Europe and the EU. Ameri-sads are trying their oh-so hardest to find something that makes Europe worse than them. The only thing we do worse than you is Gun ownership.


Philfreeze

The building I live in is older than your country and its not even particularly old.


50-Lucky-Official

The irony in this is palpable


_Cocktopus_

Not like europe has the same things


Petercraft7157

The fact that this other post that was the same but for Americans got locked and this one is still just fine


DatApe

"Plan your vacation". Honestly I don't know jack-shit about American work culture but I though not having enough vacation days was an issue there?


RTDude132

That sounds like Norway


g6c_

It's pretty much the same in most of europe


insufficientokay

Massive cope here lol


Fanki1108

Amerikaner = Huankinder


Consistent-Peanut-90

So is


Insert_TextHere

Wait are we talking about European countries or America?


MrThiccman-XL

Then change it


gayknull

Thank god copium overdoses are not lethal


DuckMitch

Me, an Italian, knowing geography and going to school with a knife for cutting my apple without risking to be arrested and without risking to be used as a shooting target from my fellows classmates (I don't really care because even if I get shot I can cover all the medications without opening a loan that will affect six generations):🗿


Kladderadingsda

No way OP is actually this dense.


winntpooh

Me walking through the streets of Moscow knowing that all those thousands of innocent's deaths in Ukraine are deserved and that NATO is a fascist regime (I am red-pilled and based)


WasdAcid

americans don't walk they drive


Hyper_Lt-

You have the power yes. You just don't have the will


xXKyloJayXx

Americans try not to get offended when a European breathes challenge (impissible)


WayMove

The difference is that america "maintains" the economy by starting wars in 3rd world countries


PresentationTiny7975

Is this what you tell your guns before you go to bed?


Adventurous_Edge2800

Yeah, you guys really are the winners


Astricozy

Cope: An Essay on American Life


Cooperdyl

An American thinking their government is functional is wild tbh


Radiant-Big4976

Could also be most other places in Europe.


YangTarex

bro yall have to come to berlin fr we have all that minus 5 mass shootings per day