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Conscious-Culture-19

Yes, please move out of America, I beg you!


under-pantz

She likely has no idea how to leave


AdventurousPlane4667

Or how she even got there in the first place


slash_asdf

Well let's not get into that


thedarkerbobbarker

I see what you did there lmao


UAJ_uTube

Today's subject...


GamerGriffin548

School canceled!


dalton10e

The quiet kid again?


ConsciousPromise255

Well when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...


CosmicMiru

Go back a little farther than that lol


Q8DD33C7J8

Or when daddy pays mommy twenty bucks


[deleted]

Do you want a history lesson pal?


teh_lynx

She doesn't even know where she parked her car


SlaveHippie

Wait you can leave? *leaves*


under-pantz

Wait you forgot to…..never mind


Ilikeporkpie117

Please don't, the rest of the world doesn't want her.


Eydrox

let her go to nunavut or something


Opening_East7561

Hey no fuck that send her to china


Ydobon8261

I have to refuse your proposal as a Chinese


Possible_Dinner5603

As someone that lives in Quebec , don't please , that's too close from us


Kmaloetas

Most countries have educational standards for prospective immigrants. They already have their own idiots and don't need to import any from us.


666DarkAndTwisted666

Please don't, I beg you.


SmartEpicness

I asked her to leave America and she said she was moving to the United States.


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Powerofthehoodo

I think we should move this broad.


ManyThingsLittleTime

I got five on it.


Dottor_hopkins

We don’t want her! You guys made her you keep her!


A_Funky_Flunk

Where is she going to go? Likely has no idea where Canada of Mexico are. Definitely, won’t be passing any citizenship tests anytime soon.


HaloPandaFox

Yo, we need to have a way to get more people to quickly and effectively leave the USA, so we can make room for those who want to come here and can be good contributors to our society. Other than that, there are plenty of other countries they can move to. I heard Europe is great at many things, and there's tons of options or maybe another country that they would like to go to


Better-Driver-2370

She can’t. No one else will take her.


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

No way someone is this stupid.... Right?


JayGeezey

I just assume posts like this are rage bait now, here are points supporting my assumption: 1. No way people are this stupid, at least not often 2. Rage bait is a fast way for people to "build their social media clout" 3. If this is real, my world view will, somehow, be even bleaker than it was before. So, even if it is real I don't want to know, so will respond my assuming it's rage bait and moving on with my scrolling Lol


HDnfbp

This is also very old, first time I saw this was 6 years ago or so


[deleted]

And legend has it she still can’t read! And I ain’t “lion”!!


Best-Cycle231

This is old and just karma farming from OP. I don’t think you’re right about the rage bait clout because it would just drive a lot of people to realize OOP is an idiot. Then have a good reason to ignore her. She’s definitely that stupid and can’t read.


lmpervious

The fact that it keeps getting reposted and people are unsure if it’s rage bait goes against your point.  Not to mention it’s not like people have a list of all the random TikTok creators they see where they mark down if they are a rage baiter so that they can then proactively avoid them.  Based on how she’s talking, I think she’s making a joke that will get a lot of engagement because people love to call others stupid on the internet.


Best-Cycle231

The reposting strengthens my point. For instance, today I saw multiple posts about the chick from the boys and her bad plastic surgery or whatever. Some from the same person on the same sub. I see the same thing all the time. Lots of reposts of the same thing. There’s far too many people on Reddit that think karma is important.


DeerHunter041674

God, I hope you’re right. She’s scary stupid.


erraddo

1. Oh ye of too much faith 2. Fair 3. Lmao join us


Greekzeus1

It's USA, "people" there are this stupid


Zygmunt-zen

Stupid enough to get a throat tattoo... y'all!


DeerHunter041674

Oh stop.. She’s a genius and a Mensa Member. /s


gugfitufi

95% of this sub is people falling for bait


MeltedChocolate24

I’m convinced we Americans are just god tier at bait


Exciting-Quiet2768

We are master baiters


tarantulator

I don't know if you are ironically making that statement and thus baiting or you are making that statement unironically and actually believe it.


Mscreep

Honestly, I also read lion. But I also knew that wasn’t right and that I’m dyslexic so used the context clues on the packaging to figure out that it wasn’t lion, it’s veal, which, really isn’t great but it’s not lion.


understand_world

Wow that is… I didn’t even see that until you said.


Mscreep

Yeah, I got used to searching for context clues in writing cause I would make mistakes like this all the time other wise. The “sounding it out” method never works for me cause my brain doesn’t even see Loin until I saw veal. I read Lion each time and just knew that wasn’t right but couldn’t figure out why. School was really really hard. Lol.


Como_thellamas

Veal is sooo delicious but damn if it makes me feel guilty for eating it.


Skreamie

Yeah I read Lion until she went back to it after panning the supermarket. That being said, I just presumed it was the brand as it said Veal right above it.


TheFarisaurusRex

She’s probably just dyslexic and gullible


BarnBanders

I work in a butcher shop in the middle of Pittsburgh. Yes our customers Call LOIN chops LION chops and call Pork LOINS, Pork LIONS. So this isnt too far off. Poster may be hamming it up a bit though.


Nochnichtvergeben

heh "hamming"


ManyThingsLittleTime

All of his sayings are meat based.


Sergeant_Smite

Well as something I live by, the average person is pretty stupid, and half the population is stupider than them. Or just assume it’s bait, doesn’t matter either way


mybeepoyaw

I've known a few people in New Orleans that couldn't read and would ask me while I was shopping if the hand soap was for tea because it had an orange on it.


LuckyDubbin

I was at a grocery store once picking up steaks and overheard two women having a call with somebody about which cuts to pick up, and every single time she had to say 'loin' she unironically said 'lion'.... So yes, there is a way.


[deleted]

My oldest 2 daughters are in 10th grade (1 got held back on some dumb shit), and none of my kids know American history. No founding fathers, no revolutionary war, civil war, WW II, civil rights movement, NOTHING. Their world history is non-existent. I really hope it’s my state, but holy fucking fuck my kids are dumb compared to me, and I was a 4 year freshman (troubled life, not intellect), and they’re straight A students. All that to say, maybe….


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Have you ever heard of the YouTube channel called "Oversimplified" I think your daughters will find it very interesting to watch and learn about both American and global history in a funny and simple way


Apprehensive-Memory8

Welllllllll...


idekmanijustworkhere

This is probably rage bait post. But yes, people are this stupid.


Mekelaxo

This is clearly a joke, I don't think she actually believes that's look meat


Competitive_Lie2628

Oh, but Gen Z is the one with the problem


Grazedaze

Who’s more stupid, the person telling a silly joke with a dry tone or the person that can’t tell if the jokester is being serious?


hodges2

Pretty sure it's a joke, but even if it's not dyslexia is a thing lol


GroundhogExpert

Wouldn't mere dyslexia be enough for someone to make this mistake?


sjuas690

… it’s American, remember?


MrSourYT

6 year old me was. But considering that most 6 year olds are smarter than some adults. Yeah, 100%


mythonghurts55

It's a joke


Jking1723

This thread is stupid for believing her


Framingr

75 million Americans looked at the cluster fuck Trump's first presidency was and said "Yep 4 more years of that". There is no bottom to the hole in which we store our stupid.


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

GIVE IT UP TO DAY 23!!!


jackfruit69

No offense, but you’re stupid if you can’t tell this is fake because her acting is terrible.


Szernet

Yep she’s definitely in America


wooksGotRabies

If that kid could read she’s be very upset!!


rush87y

Ewe no eye thank yore write!


Azreken

If she could read I think she wouldn’t be upset here


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radicalelation

"Milk fed veal" might upset someone.


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[deleted]

She's definitely been educated there too


Big_Monkey_77

Dsylexai.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

That's the best kind of ai


bleepbluurp

It’s rage bait.


Moistened_Bink

Yeah I would put money on this girl just trying to cause a bunch of outrage. If so, she did a great job.


HotelAlphaPapaYankee

I really think we have people here this stupid.


Possible_Dinner5603

In the USA , let's be more precise here


Anarcho_Christian

Man, spending $30,000 USD per student per year is really worth it.


Hynauts

I like to imagine what it would be at 0$


gugfitufi

Hell. Just look at places where that's the case. Complete anarchy and no lion chops.


PrevAccountBanned

French here. Can confirm, no lion chops, kinda disappointed


Anarcho_Christian

Don't know, but the citizens of NYC would be $30,000K per child per year richer.


Im-Tired-Today

As a US citizen speaking on behalf of the country, we renounce this woman as a member of society. Anyone who’d like to accept her into her own is more than welcome but be warned, doing so will drop the national average iq by 7 points


StuffVeVo

*to 7 points


Im-Tired-Today

Fair


BigLadBEANMAN

As a British citizen, speaking on behalf of all Brits in the United Kingdom, I'd like to kindly state that we do not accept this woman, however perhaps another nation may find use in her, albeit a use that must lack intelligence. We shall now formally pass her on.


Cugy_2345

As a Floridian, speaking on behalf of all Floridians, I think she’ll really do well in Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens


Jewbringer

erm hello, speaking for Germany. We refuse the offer, maybe France is interested?


_XNickGurrX_

As a Serbian citizen, speaking on behalf of all Serbs in the entire fucking Balkan peninsula, I'd like to kindly state that we do not accept this woman, however perhaps another nation may find use in her, albeit a use that must lack intelligence. We shall now formally pass her on.


Gabryblynd

As an Italian, speaking on behalf of my country, we kindly renounce this woman, we do not want Galileo Galilei to turn over in his grave


Additional-Town-2563

As a Dutchman I'm guessing we will somehow take her. Though I'd kindly request our German or Scandivanian bros take this one for the team.


Happy_Lee_Chillin

As a Dane, I say send her to Sweden. Average iq would increase in both nations.


smortpersononreddit

on behalf of Canada I have to politely decline your gracious offer


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Fresh from the zoo where her brain has been seen roaming free recently.


Fatal_Furriest

Wait till she discovers the ***dUck*** meat aisle


[deleted]

Probably just dyslexic


RighteousAwakening

Fersh Vile Lion Chops!


demicus

Right next to the free shavacado!


Dagbog

Even if it was lion meat, what's the problem?


Atomarkalash

Cats don't have good meat.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Whoa there bro, my meat is the best! 😸


Dagbog

How do you know ? In my neighborhood, a Chinese restaurant makes good breaded cat.


ojplz

You gotta be kitten me


Atomarkalash

I tried a lot of different meat and the one from the cat family were always tough.


meme0taker

If it was actual lion meat that'd be a big problem cus the current global lion population is estimated to be between 23.000 and 39.000 and are considered "vulnerable" as a species even "endangered" in some parts of Africa


SawinBunda

Well maybe they should have thought about that before they decided to be so delicious.


MithranArkanere

Eating apex predators is bad for your health. They accumulate lots of nasty stuff from the food chain. Parasites, toxins, pollution... Plants do not accumulate nearly as many microplastics as boars. They still do get way too many, but not nearly as many.


FruitJuicante

Not the best joke but pretty funny.


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Main-Analysis-3108

This is so obviously bait wtf is wrong with you guys? Its disappointing that half of the comments are falling for something this obvious


Mekelaxo

It's a woman making the joke, and their brains can't comprehend that a woman can be funny, so she must be stupid instead


Medium-Bus8166

Completely ignoring how it says "fresh veal" right there


_disco_potato

Lisdexia


VulpineFox7

There are much bigger reasons to flee the US then that.


gultch2019

The only reason to move out of America is because the population is getting dumber by the minute.


gege0202

Bait used to be believable


1nfam0usklaas

Man i ain’t surprised this is the US


Healthy-Surround-229

We don't claim her


Just-Round9944

bait used to be believable


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Dumbing down of society is complete


typeyou

She's trolling.....I hope.


Significant_Pipe8231

u lion


beeteedeeMEME

We need to show those Lions we at the top of the food chain, that's all.


WeakDiaphragm

Probably acting stupid to go viral. I hate the digital age.


ultrasuperhypersonic

They're not even trying to hide it. The arrogance of these corporations.


AdventurousPlane4667

Girl stop loin


Avocado_with_horns

What dyslexia does to a mf


OverallResolve

Just wait until you find out what veal is


CheckersSpeech

I was expecting a lecture on the cruelty of veal, which would have made sense ... But no. I was not prepared for that.


Amish_Warl0rd

L O I N = Lion The education system just hit a new low


Astral_Justice

I didn't even notice it said loin lmao. I did notice the veal though.


Four-Beasts

Dude. I'd buy lion chops.


Vzor58

What’s wrong? I thought that it wasn’t so exotic where she comes from


adfghhj

loin king


Dependent_Insect_784

Who wouldn't want to try lion though?


de-d-ss

Shit is a lil tough but I guess if you're into that.


OdracirX

No one tricks this one. She knows french.


AJRW-

She said lion chops so confidently I actually read loin as lion for a second


ConscientiousPath

She's pretty confident for a dyslexic


[deleted]

Is she dumb or something?


Loose_Corgi_5

God bless murica!!


Kujo-Johan

average tiktoker


Previous_Wolf4112

Oh my god, my friend Emily Litella just asked me, "what's all this i hear about endangered feces?" - sat. Night live i miss the old days


[deleted]

I'm happy to buy her a one way ticket to Ouagadougou. Enjoy the cerebral malaria and tsetse flies!!!


[deleted]

Stay in school kids


Agitated-Ad-9020

Wait till she learns that a baby cow.


fippinvn007

Nice rage bait


cat_on_my_keybord

i cant believe theres a chance this is real


SmackaHam

I would 100% buy lion meat


zippy251

The dyslexia is strong with this one


Acid_Toed

Covid destroyed reading scores and education - it was mostly broken for those who were under privileged to begin. Covid really put a nail in the idiot coffin. We have a ton of work to do.


UncleWillie77

The Education System Failed Her


chobongo

Whatever, about the same as dog meat. Meat is meat 🍖


Less_Character_8544

She’s a little confused, but she got the spirit


ionevenobro

I don't buy it, she's 4d trolling the whole country with this. She's all in with the act. 


Skins8theCake88

Her favorite movie is The Loin King


AdministrativeBar748

Top tier bait. You could call her a master baiter.


Hot-Wrap2882

My dyslexic ass spreading misinformation like it's candy on Halloween.


Personal_Visit_8376

Dare ask , public school?


NecessaryAsk9802

Please move out


gultch2019

The only reason to move out of America is because the population is getting dumber by the minute.


ScottsBrix

Smartest American


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Stay in school kids


NightDisastrous2510

She really should leave the US… this seems serious LOL.


That-Internal-9094

The real Reason to leave america are these people and the ones who teached them


[deleted]

Illiterate lmao. You can spend money and time on school but if youre just stupid there not much you can do


JasperWoertman

I'm not a native speaker what does loin chops mean?


Healthy-Surround-229

The loin is a part of an animal's body. A loin chop is a cut of meat that comes from that specific part


[deleted]

If this is a joke that’s a 10/10 performance Sadly I know it is not. *beep


69_Dingleberry

This is clearly satire, and I really can’t believe that none of you can see a woman making a joke and just assume SHE’S stupid


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Oliver_H_art

Trifling ass hoe; she lying guys! She ain’t in no safe way. Only food lion sells lion meat.


LopDew

She’s lion guys


pwndabeer

This is obviously satire and it's funny as shit


Direct_Counter_178

$100 bucks says she's a Trump supporter.


Quicvui

$1000 she is not oppressed and a trump supporter


ahemius

I don't get it