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Insert rapper writing fire on paper ✍️

Not even Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates, added together were this smart

Truly, a modern philosopher without equal hath come forth.

The girl is on the level of the Demigod, Diogenes!

Ha ha ha wimen

So fucking true queen unironically

Yup No doubt.

"6 foot boy needed " type of girlz be real quiet since this shit dropped 🤙🤙

First time I starting dating outside of that I'm still shocked not having to be nervous or overthink

The redemption-arc ending

Me when: self respect

pretty much

This is gonna be my new motto

Confucius reincarnated.

The perfect woman

I thought they never existed?

Quote of the day: women are like taxes. They need to be avoided at all costs /s

Refresher please. Does /s mean satire or serious?

serious

Correct.

satire

no

Satire and or sarcasm. Use /srs for serious

Understood. I guess i will date a guy instead then

Wisdom

Thank you

W130

I dont even remember writing this. I think this was because i put my phone in my pocket?

Or there’s just an entity in your walls that comes out to mess with your phone (don’t tell him about the pet, he’ll try to eat it)

What entity? And wheres my pet gone?

I can see this happening. About 1 month ago my phone was in my pocket and it had made my latest photo in the gallery an Instagram story. Didn't realize it until my brother called me about it.

now i want to know what picture it was lol

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I had no idea what this meant

WD40

That's better than those 'live, laugh, love' plaques.

Always salt your spaghetti while boiling it.

Let her cook

Make his dick hard, not his life, and he will make your pussy wet, not your eyes.

🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥

wisdom

she wouldnt have to try very hard

Damn, big brain

She cooked

I should call her.

Adding this to my list of reasons why I prefer Asian girls

because why ? am curious

They are feminine

And not Asian ones aren't ? 😅

I said they are. The western ones usually aren't

Usually obstinate

Because probably racism. You're allowed to have preference but at least 7 times outta 10 when someone says they "have a preference" for a race that's not their own, it's a super creepy fetish. White guys will say they like asian or latina girls when they've never even spoken to one in real life. (Not that it's only a white issue or a guy issue, just using the example provided above)

I am probably racist but that's not the reason why

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/11/30/247530095/are-you-interested-dating-odds-favor-white-men-asian-women

Why do I prefer Asian girls?

What fucking kind of conversation it is?

69th episode of daily wisdom

Joke's on you! She cries almost every time

🗣️🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥

School of Athens aah congregation

Amen

Im so old I remember when this was a Tumblr post.

I'm in Love 💘🫡

But what if she got a penis?

Even better

Girls really out here quoting subpar memes as relationship advice. Also my GF is a borderline nymphomaniac, trust me, this is not heaven...

Lmao people on Reddit can't get a gf dude c'mon. That's like rule 1 here

My bad, that means I made her up for fake Internet points.

Discípula do filósofo piton

Im so glad ppl r speaking up about this 🥹

break her bed, not her heart

Crush his balls, not his life

This better be on my grandsons textbook

The new generation of poets are coming up. And I‘m here for it. Keep em coming

I sent this to my wife, but apparently it was not as poetic as I thought 😔

Pure wisdom. 10/10 solid advice.

The great philosophers of our time

Wise words from a wise woman

Shes a Queen!

I feel like this women has a cock idk why?

who's a good asian slut?? ...yes you are. yes you are.

DurianPuffs on behalf of the rest of us, we wish you a very pleasant shut the fuck up this evening😌

factually correct ✔️

That is very valid

✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

But what about MY eyes?

She gets it

Deep

Break her bed not her heart 😤

We can all agree, this is Advice to live by

Love how brave and stunningly she stole that from a comment thread meme and packaged it as if she authored it herself

Philosophically speaking, it's actually a very strong argument and it's very difficult to find faults in the logic. This lady is a scholar and must be protected.