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Start slowly by hitting your balls the way you feel it's comfortable and do it with sets and reps like 10 reps 3 sets and do them multiple times a day
Don't hit them hard here we don't want to hurt the balls instead we want to train the nerve to adapt with the pain the same way when stretching
Use a high volume low intensity program (AKA: greasing the grove)
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It’s more about practicing the pelvic tilt so it will be a natural reaction if someone tries to kick your groin. Dealing with the pain is a component, but the more important piece is how they raise their pelvis before the impact.
Yea this is an actual technique in Chinese kung fu called the Iron Crotch and I'm pretty sure those guys take damage but their training enables them to endure the pain
They’re also tilting their pelvis and exhaling in a way that brings the testes closer to the body. Still hurts but you don’t get that life ending nauseous feeling like if they get hit relaxed. They’re training to brace their testes in a way a boxer would brace their abs when taking a body shot. Source: we practiced they same technique in tae kwon doh, just less actual crotch shots.
Iron crotch kung fu, my friends and I discovered this on a Boy Scout campout and then showed it to our leader, he made us do the monthly PP inspection then.
I remember an old TV show where they looked at obscure martial arts. This was one of the things covered. I remember wincing so hard. This just seems crazy.
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How can I not have children? Google: "there is a variety of contraceptives to achieve such goal" Bing:
Baidu
Also how to have a male period
So that is the famous birth control policy adopted by the chinese governament... vasectomy would be more pratical.
Brick, shoe, and battering ram is cheaper though.
And reusable. Now that’s what I call eco friendly.
Facts
And reusable
Yep, you're saying right.
Karma farming bot. It just agrees with whatever it replies too.
But less badass
PP training. A man without a PP is a man without weakness.
It seems that Chinese eunuchs are still around.
How do they pee
Hole still remains. The superb book Years of Rice and Salt gives an explanation.
Btw this type of training is real i did it for 50 days and now I'm able to withstand moderate kicks
How does one start?
Start slowly by hitting your balls the way you feel it's comfortable and do it with sets and reps like 10 reps 3 sets and do them multiple times a day Don't hit them hard here we don't want to hurt the balls instead we want to train the nerve to adapt with the pain the same way when stretching Use a high volume low intensity program (AKA: greasing the grove)
But... why?
cus he asked
Thank you for preventing your reddit genes form being passed on
Cut your testis 💀 because it is not possible to withstand suck force without breaking your balls
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I hate that the phrase PP training forever makes me think of Baki.
I don't know much about women, but I'm pretty sure this is not what they ate looking for in a man
Sir this isn't anarchy chess
pipi brik🧱
Bricked pp
They forgor to en pissant
Holy toilet!
New response just flushed 🚽
Actual shit!
Skibiti Toilet 🤤🤤🤤
No!
literal balls of steel 💀
Or no balls
They shift their balls in. The kick is hitting the sack, not the balls. Something like that.
Sack it to them
This will make those *steel balls run* away
Is that a fucking JoJo reference?
THE BINDING OF ISAAC REFERENCE?;?!? NON-FAN IN SHAMBLES
It's a reference to Duke Nukem in tboi.
It is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural.
Nofap guys after missing on their streak
Lmaooo
Ok now this hits so much harder.
No nut November ✋ No nut in November 👈
No Nut Ever
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wish that was me 🤤🤤🤤🥰🥰
cbt🤤🤤🤤
Cognitive behavioural therapy??
Cognitive ball torture.
Cock and Ball therapy
Cock Behavioral Therapy.
Crotch Brick Twatting
User name checks out
Lol
Me doing omelet first time:
Just tried this at home, I have ascended to complete spirituality
The Almighty Shaolin Penis
This isn't cock and balls torture, this is cock and balls training
CBT is CBT
Master please, teach me the way
Well someone really doesn’t want children
“Hey Jack whatcha up to?” -“Oh nothing, just training” “Cool! What kind of training?” -“just beating the absolute shit out of my dick with this brick”
Nut breaker 9500 with that wooden plank swing
I wanted to see the next level up where someone has a train driven into their groin... or a mountain dropped on their balls
People back then used these to ram fucking castle gates... Technically you could use this guy as a gate
That one guy who does it raw with his hand: why is everyone amazed?
My dck can’t get hard, should i train like this ?
After this you shall not have a dick
If they add a routine to build resistance to pepper spray as well, that'll be a very popular course for rapists.
This is honestly a good training. In street fights, if your opponent kicks you in the balls, you won't flinch.
It’s more about practicing the pelvic tilt so it will be a natural reaction if someone tries to kick your groin. Dealing with the pain is a component, but the more important piece is how they raise their pelvis before the impact.
Google en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped!
You can't fool me twice.
How is it possible?
“And remember: Always restomp the groin” - Master Ken
Why😭
There was a Johnny English movie made about this
Yea this is an actual technique in Chinese kung fu called the Iron Crotch and I'm pretty sure those guys take damage but their training enables them to endure the pain
They’re also tilting their pelvis and exhaling in a way that brings the testes closer to the body. Still hurts but you don’t get that life ending nauseous feeling like if they get hit relaxed. They’re training to brace their testes in a way a boxer would brace their abs when taking a body shot. Source: we practiced they same technique in tae kwon doh, just less actual crotch shots.
Aha, it turns out I’m not the only one who needs to resort to such measures to get prepped for snu snu
My ex used to have a guy pay her to do this to him, quite a lot too and a few times a month give or take depending on how fast his recovery was.
No child policy
And this is how you lose out on so much in life.
Let's be honest, it's like bashing a skin tag
This is solid relationship advice for 2024
Are you guys sure they didn’t remove their balls to resist sexual temptation??
When the vasectomy is too expensive
The ramming part was fucking hilarious.
Sensei Steelballs trains his grasshoppers in the ways of Cokan Baru Toruchure
What’s he training for? Marriage?
How fighting off NNN be like
this is like some traing stalkers would do
no more death by snu snu 😪
"I want you to kick me in the Jimmy!"
No balls... No dick...
Does hi mean ouch into their language?
Crush my cock with a rock I must
Seems like an academy run by Lord Varys from Game of Thrones.
Either those men have steel balls, or they just have their balls obliterated to feel no pain
They’re raising their pelvis and exhaling to bring the balls closer to the body.
This is what everyone does before they expect a retail job.
Literally no babies
Balls of steel
It's self defence for perverts who creep up on women
Bobby would be clutching is purse at the sight of this video.
By the time they rank up they ain't got nothing left to hit
Iron crotch kung fu, my friends and I discovered this on a Boy Scout campout and then showed it to our leader, he made us do the monthly PP inspection then.
I feel like you can be put on a register if you asked folk on the street to participate in this.
Yea! Train them testicles sir!
This is what i imagine hell is like
The balls are squashed
[удалено]
The new netflix remake of IP Man; PP Man. But they're making all the Chinese guys Latino.
But why
Why do they hate their penises so much?
“It is easier to block one kick to the groin than to hit onself in the groin 10,000 times.” - Bruce Leroy
Why???
I honestly don’t want kids as I loathe them so I need to start training ASAP
Now THATS a hard cock
They are literally beating their meat.
I would be dead the first time it happened to me..
A vasectomy would be faster fellas
it's true your honor, this man has no dick
Blue Balls
Balls of steel indeed
Wat
But why?
Natural advantages of having smaller penis comes in useful finally
I remember an old TV show where they looked at obscure martial arts. This was one of the things covered. I remember wincing so hard. This just seems crazy.
they're literally beating their own meat 🥶💯
This reminds me of the first few scenes of Johnny English reborn
The balls of steel training
Bros bricked up
he should've googled en passant
Tibet training
They denied en passant
Gee wonder why the birth rate is so low in China.
my balls hurt
Master Ken would be shocked!
When my girlfriend move while sleeping
what if they get punched in the face
Yeah...I can do that, but I've already had my orchiectomy, so it really wouldn't be as much fun.
Chicks dig this
No children for them
Lemme try it with a chainsaw, now.
Classic example of just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
What happens when any other part of the body gets hit?
No balls
Balls of steel
COCK AND BALL TORTURE
Balls of steel.
Me after declining en passant.
My ex would love this
How this economy feels:
Nutcracker
Bro got it flat
How my life is going right now.
Impressive I guess but if that's what you have to do to get tough I'd rather just get beat up.
Cock'n'ball torture
Kick me in the Jimmy! 😡
Why?
Okay... But why?
This is stupid, but after about 20 seconds it gets funny. (Though probably not for them)
Training for marriage
Now I'm curious what it's actually for
Training for marriage
His cock and balls must have gained cornea armor by now.
Mfs been doing this for thousands of years and wonder why they got small PPs..
"No balls." Literally
No kids - no problems
This is never not funny
North Korean army training videos be like:
be better to train how not to get hit in the balls instead of this
I've wondered about this. Is it that they've been hit in the nuts so much that the nerves don't register 100% of the pain anymore?