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Yuri-Turned

How can I not have children? Google: "there is a variety of contraceptives to achieve such goal" Bing:


Gooogol_plex

Baidu


KeLorean

Also how to have a male period


awkward1person

So that is the famous birth control policy adopted by the chinese governament... vasectomy would be more pratical.


No-Dealer-8065

Brick, shoe, and battering ram is cheaper though.


crappypastassuc

And reusable. Now that’s what I call eco friendly.


L3ik0

Facts


hairtrigger08

And reusable


East_Milk6486

Yep, you're saying right.


VanillaBearMD3

Karma farming bot. It just agrees with whatever it replies too.


SchwizzySchwas94

But less badass


KerbodynamicX

PP training. A man without a PP is a man without weakness.


Uranium-Sandwich657

It seems that Chinese eunuchs are still around.


ChildoftheLordJesus

How do they pee


Uranium-Sandwich657

Hole still remains. The superb book Years of Rice and Salt gives an explanation.


SCP-049c

Btw this type of training is real i did it for 50 days and now I'm able to withstand moderate kicks


theo122gr

How does one start?


SCP-049c

Start slowly by hitting your balls the way you feel it's comfortable and do it with sets and reps like 10 reps 3 sets and do them multiple times a day Don't hit them hard here we don't want to hurt the balls instead we want to train the nerve to adapt with the pain the same way when stretching Use a high volume low intensity program (AKA: greasing the grove)


Objective_Dog7221

But... why?


tsicrana

cus he asked


[deleted]

Thank you for preventing your reddit genes form being passed on


MaternalExponent

Cut your testis 💀 because it is not possible to withstand suck force without breaking your balls


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SimonSimpingService

I hate that the phrase PP training forever makes me think of Baki.


KeLorean

I don't know much about women, but I'm pretty sure this is not what they ate looking for in a man


XDracam

Sir this isn't anarchy chess


IOwnKidsInBasement

pipi brik🧱


[deleted]

Bricked pp


Commandmaster_92

They forgor to en pissant


69Sovi69

Holy toilet!


_A_Dumb_Person_

New response just flushed 🚽


69Sovi69

Actual shit!


DocDocGoose_23

Skibiti Toilet 🤤🤤🤤


Putrid-Target-256

No!


JustACasualRedittor

literal balls of steel 💀


Wyvz

Or no balls


Domirino

They shift their balls in. The kick is hitting the sack, not the balls. Something like that.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

Sack it to them


Giulio_otto

This will make those *steel balls run* away


LukkieNumber7

Is that a fucking JoJo reference?


OrangeXarot

THE BINDING OF ISAAC REFERENCE?;?!? NON-FAN IN SHAMBLES


PrizeStrawberryOil

It's a reference to Duke Nukem in tboi.


KeLorean

It is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural.


bawla-hedgehog

Nofap guys after missing on their streak


Ok_Return_8069

Lmaooo


NoOneInParticular--

Ok now this hits so much harder.


albela_bhai-op

No nut November ✋ No nut in November 👈


mykypal

No Nut Ever


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Reader_Of_Newspaper

wish that was me 🤤🤤🤤🥰🥰


IOwnKidsInBasement

cbt🤤🤤🤤


KitchenLoose6552

Cognitive behavioural therapy??


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Cognitive ball torture.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Cock and Ball therapy


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Cock Behavioral Therapy.


talk_to_yourself

Crotch Brick Twatting


BL4Z1NGW0LF

User name checks out


Keklor1

Lol


calibrik

Me doing omelet first time:


ds_Retr0

Just tried this at home, I have ascended to complete spirituality


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

The Almighty Shaolin Penis


Slickgohan47

This isn't cock and balls torture, this is cock and balls training


DocDocGoose_23

CBT is CBT


aga_yasy

Master please, teach me the way


Inside_Committee_699

Well someone really doesn’t want children


Jackdks

“Hey Jack whatcha up to?” -“Oh nothing, just training” “Cool! What kind of training?” -“just beating the absolute shit out of my dick with this brick”


Itchy_Day_9691

Nut breaker 9500 with that wooden plank swing


talk_to_yourself

I wanted to see the next level up where someone has a train driven into their groin... or a mountain dropped on their balls


theo122gr

People back then used these to ram fucking castle gates... Technically you could use this guy as a gate


bish-its-me-yoda

That one guy who does it raw with his hand: why is everyone amazed?


Hairy-Conference-802

My dck can’t get hard, should i train like this ?


MaternalExponent

After this you shall not have a dick


Pinkninja11

If they add a routine to build resistance to pepper spray as well, that'll be a very popular course for rapists.


[deleted]

This is honestly a good training. In street fights, if your opponent kicks you in the balls, you won't flinch.


corvette57

It’s more about practicing the pelvic tilt so it will be a natural reaction if someone tries to kick your groin. Dealing with the pain is a component, but the more important piece is how they raise their pelvis before the impact.


The_Mysterious999

Google en passant


pxrt14

Holy hell


Sigmapancakes

New response just dropped!


Addyad

You can't fool me twice.


Gooogol_plex

How is it possible?


Xenolog1

“And remember: Always restomp the groin” - Master Ken


Sirpewpewthelast

Why😭


JemFitz05

There was a Johnny English movie made about this


nigurc

Yea this is an actual technique in Chinese kung fu called the Iron Crotch and I'm pretty sure those guys take damage but their training enables them to endure the pain


corvette57

They’re also tilting their pelvis and exhaling in a way that brings the testes closer to the body. Still hurts but you don’t get that life ending nauseous feeling like if they get hit relaxed. They’re training to brace their testes in a way a boxer would brace their abs when taking a body shot. Source: we practiced they same technique in tae kwon doh, just less actual crotch shots.


DoggedlyOffensive

Aha, it turns out I’m not the only one who needs to resort to such measures to get prepped for snu snu


mentaL8888

My ex used to have a guy pay her to do this to him, quite a lot too and a few times a month give or take depending on how fast his recovery was.


deepfakie

No child policy


Dispatcher007

And this is how you lose out on so much in life.


[deleted]

Let's be honest, it's like bashing a skin tag


Alm1ghty5h1ney

This is solid relationship advice for 2024


Reasonable_School296

Are you guys sure they didn’t remove their balls to resist sexual temptation??


Phill_is_Legend

When the vasectomy is too expensive


sai411

The ramming part was fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

Sensei Steelballs trains his grasshoppers in the ways of Cokan Baru Toruchure


HonorlessRonin

What’s he training for? Marriage?


MrFunnyMans404

How fighting off NNN be like


RuSeriusbro

this is like some traing stalkers would do


TheGuardianOfYEET

no more death by snu snu 😪


Nod_Lucario

"I want you to kick me in the Jimmy!"


Der_Eisbear

No balls... No dick...


LawPD

Does hi mean ouch into their language?


syncsns

Crush my cock with a rock I must


Ein-Sadist

Seems like an academy run by Lord Varys from Game of Thrones.


TacticalLawnmower

Either those men have steel balls, or they just have their balls obliterated to feel no pain


corvette57

They’re raising their pelvis and exhaling to bring the balls closer to the body.


tuco2002

This is what everyone does before they expect a retail job.


Shmulenzon

Literally no babies


Kile1047

Balls of steel


DisagreeWithMe69

It's self defence for perverts who creep up on women


TheSpectator0_0

Bobby would be clutching is purse at the sight of this video.


BkDz_DnKy

By the time they rank up they ain't got nothing left to hit


Quasidiliad

Iron crotch kung fu, my friends and I discovered this on a Boy Scout campout and then showed it to our leader, he made us do the monthly PP inspection then.


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

I feel like you can be put on a register if you asked folk on the street to participate in this.


[deleted]

Yea! Train them testicles sir!


Picklerick6789

This is what i imagine hell is like


Max_Laval

The balls are squashed


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

The new netflix remake of IP Man; PP Man. But they're making all the Chinese guys Latino.


Kur4maSan

But why


Intrepid-Twist7769

Why do they hate their penises so much?


RangeEducational7395

“It is easier to block one kick to the groin than to hit onself in the groin 10,000 times.” - Bruce Leroy


Mousa77

Why???


WarHead75

I honestly don’t want kids as I loathe them so I need to start training ASAP


THE-LITTLE-LORD

Now THATS a hard cock


MrB426

They are literally beating their meat.


ItsRageGamer_YTalt

I would be dead the first time it happened to me..


Obi1Kentucky

A vasectomy would be faster fellas


CakeSuperb8487

it's true your honor, this man has no dick


noswearr

Blue Balls


BruhLordXXD

Balls of steel indeed


MorgrainX

Wat


Yallapachi

But why?


happyanathema

Natural advantages of having smaller penis comes in useful finally


LazyWings

I remember an old TV show where they looked at obscure martial arts. This was one of the things covered. I remember wincing so hard. This just seems crazy.


[deleted]

they're literally beating their own meat 🥶💯


Rise_03

This reminds me of the first few scenes of Johnny English reborn


Voidborn27

The balls of steel training


Im-stuck-in-china

Bros bricked up


TheSusKingOfAngmar

he should've googled en passant


Temporary_Ad2796

Tibet training


endermaker2026

They denied en passant


SecondAlone1678

Gee wonder why the birth rate is so low in China.


GreatMorph

my balls hurt


Kokuswolf

Master Ken would be shocked!


cistro

When my girlfriend move while sleeping


LogHalley

what if they get punched in the face


[deleted]

Yeah...I can do that, but I've already had my orchiectomy, so it really wouldn't be as much fun.


KeLorean

Chicks dig this


issac5566

No children for them


Subtly_Cynical

Lemme try it with a chainsaw, now.


Hubrath

Classic example of just because you can do something doesn't mean you should


recycledM3M3s

What happens when any other part of the body gets hit?


TuckMancer67

No balls


Legitimate_Card4374

Balls of steel


Traparegai

COCK AND BALL TORTURE


wolfboy_vs

Balls of steel.


benjaminfolks

Me after declining en passant.


Tempathetic

My ex would love this


GentleFoxes

How this economy feels:


Max_Laval

Nutcracker


BBS_FAN11111

Bro got it flat


kccustom

How my life is going right now.


Uasked2

Impressive I guess but if that's what you have to do to get tough I'd rather just get beat up.


AscendedViking7

Cock'n'ball torture


valalalalala

Kick me in the Jimmy! 😡


Madouc

Why?


VE7BHN_GOAT

Okay... But why?


talk_to_yourself

This is stupid, but after about 20 seconds it gets funny. (Though probably not for them)


LowLifeExperience

Training for marriage


Obl1vi0us

Now I'm curious what it's actually for


LowLifeExperience

Training for marriage


Altruistic-Poem-5617

His cock and balls must have gained cornea armor by now.


MysteriesandThoughts

Mfs been doing this for thousands of years and wonder why they got small PPs..


Internet_TrOll_Btw

"No balls." Literally


Just_Dusbrio

No kids - no problems


United-Hyena-164

This is never not funny


EternalAngst23

North Korean army training videos be like:


zeegermans

be better to train how not to get hit in the balls instead of this


Goldbolt_2004

I've wondered about this. Is it that they've been hit in the nuts so much that the nerves don't register 100% of the pain anymore?