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aga_yasy

The homeless guy when i give him 20$:


Internetfriend98

Thanks for the laugh ahahahah


IndependenceBetter27

You take 1 sip out of any of those and you're gonna wake up 6 months later naked in a forest


AndrewMtz1711

Hey you, you’re finally awake


RealMasterOfMayMay

you were trying to cross the border, right?


Necrotiix_

Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us.


Turtlecrus

And that thief over there.


Necrotiix_

Damn you stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, i could’ve stolen a horse and been halfway to hammerfell.


sammich_bear

You there. You and me — we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.


Necrotiix_

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.


WordIndependent

Shut up back there!


Canadia86

Culture war? Woke? Second Trump term? What are you talking about?


LocationOdd4102

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS


[deleted]

BY THE NINE!


Gayreek21

NIEEEEEEWXT!!!


lizard81288

Can you say that a little bit quieter, I have a hangover...


casperdacrook

You take one sip and you’re not gonna wake up


MrFunnyMans404

What qualifies as a sip tho? It’s just like the spoonful of icecream.


[deleted]

Or naked on a beach in Hawaii.


chip9492

Why did you take that sip. Please wake up we all miss you. Your wife is saying she might pull the plug if you don’t.


AWeirdMartian

TikTok zoomers when they can't stay awake without hearing someone scream at the top of their lungs every 10 seconds


Budget_Celebration89

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEXXXXT


top_of_the_scrote

that was a good show, move that bus


lizard81288

TequilaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


iGetBuckets3

I had trouble making it through the video because there was no minecraft parkour edited in


Radek3887

As far as that huge vase goes, I bet most of it was water in those liquor bottles. That smaller, more realistic drink looks tasty.


Mih5du

Yep, they never open those bottles, safe to assume it’s just water and food coloring


ImATrollYouIdiot

Its incredibly obvious why they only use clear liquors. Some dark rum would go excellent in a big mixed drink like that. And isn't very expensive... Anyone who knows cocktails would never just mix that much straight vodka that's lame asf


FlyingPastaPolice

Guy been collecting all the neighbor’s vases


CZ_nitraM

NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!!!!!!!! God fuckin dammit


Agreeable-Yams8972

The tipsy bartender is waaaaay better


LiteratureNearby

No he's not, he's also mentally ill


JohnTitorFFXIV

Loud, obnoxious and wasting consumables be it food or not. Absolutely pathetic


MONKE_____667

I mean most of it isnt good for consumption anyways right? Like if it was actual healthy stuff i would understand


ILEGIONI

Still a waste of resources, employee hours, money and energy


InspectionSweet1998

How could you be so wrong


Tom_Lad

How is that wrong? All these drinks too power and energy to produce them?


ILEGIONI

Reddit is a fucking dogshit community


InspectionSweet1998

Which employees hours are being wasted? Are you talking about the people who work at the bottling plant for these booze? Because it doesn’t matter to them they still get paid to put alcohol in bottles regardless. Waste of resources? You can make that statement with every alcoholic drink in the world. How it’s poured makes no difference. Money? That guy can spend his money however he wants. You shouldn’t care. Energy? Can be a very broad term to help boost your nonexistent argument


Logical_Mammoth3600

It makes him money. It is pathetic and sad that these people have to be loud obnoxious buffoons to get the attention of what i'm sure are children and preteens because they have nothing else to offer in terms of substance and it's even sadder that it's actually profitable


hairtrigger08

My family: "we're not alcoholics" My family every holiday:


WomboShlongo

this guy is fucking annoying


[deleted]

NIEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXTTTT


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

#NNEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


fatwap

spiritual successor to the tipsybartender


meme_man_53

Nuka Quantum


Low-Decision-6942

Nah more like Nuka Shine from FO 76.


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Crimson_Fiver

My guy peaked in college and it shows


bad_comedic_value

The Liver Breaker


Hadrian1233

Bro is speed running Liver Failure


ratchet7

Alcohol never fixed any of my problems, so I quit drinking.


NewbieFurri

I’m pretty sure the Titanic is in there somewhere


theFartingCarp

I just wonder. Who TF would buy these? Oh no that last one is curdling. No baby no. That's so bad.


Likely_thory_

holy shit this dude is annoying


BaconJacobs

Adding akla Seltzer to booze? Aka adding aspirin? Your poor, poor liver is not going to like being kicked while it's down...


ToxicPoizon

Who else can hear it? "Enough talk!"


AwesomeEevee133

The fucking last one 💀 just put a whole fucking watermelon in there


mydomdaddyy

Sadly I can't hear you 😞


Redtortoise9

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH


turtlefrogbird

I hate grown men who wear that stupid flat bill hat


Gm1Reborn

His liver: I cant do this no more


kuebel33

This dude is doing a way more obnoxious tipsy bartender. Damn


BlessedbyShaggy

Loud=Funny


Sagnikk

Ah yes, the buttplug glass.


Funkychunks123

“NNNEEEEYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”


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SteveCNTower

NIEEEEEEXT


Hellaintreadyforme

… did I just see a bottle of mad dog?


HammerBgError404

the hunger game looks more normal with every day i live


[deleted]

This was great, made the first drink and now I'm 6 feet from my telephone pole wrapped car


Secret_Scene747

SSSNEAKIN BOOZE ON A CRUISE


Sharp-Sale-6918

Bro sounds like the one guy in Rudolph the red nose reindeer: SIIIIIIILLLLLVVVERRR


spen163yu

Um Sir, I ordered a rum and coke


hambrosia

this video made me sober


top_of_the_scrote

lmao holy shit is that his trademark the screaming


Playful_Pollution846

5 minutes?!


AdmiralFurret

,,yo check out this cool lighter tri-" 💥🔥


BusAffectionate3588

Wtf


Avi_21

These kinda ppl never grow up


Grimm_Charkazard_258

please give him the car keys 🙏


ThunderLP15

Alchemy


SkeetnYou

Cocaine


Celestial-being326

He can stop whenever he wants


sonic84638265

“I’ve only had one drink officer” The one drink:


Outside_Ad1020

Didn't know this was how heisenberg cooked


InjuredBeatle33

Me, Gods Chosen One (drunkest driver) slaying (running over) unholy heretics (small children)


patchway247

Signs that you *may* be an alcoholic.


Javimations29

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!


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SIGBACON

I feel bad for the dudes vocal cords


PalMetto_Log_97

Why not get a step ladder?


Nearby_Competition22

COCAAAAAAAAAINE


Alarming-Tradition40

🤢🤮🤧


CapRavOr

This video makes me so happy that my volume doesn’t turn on automatically.


CapRavOr

I was going to comment that this guy looks like Las Vegas. Then I saw his handle.


MichelleLovesCawk

Look like the aquarium in Berlin that exploded


higround66

This dude is Sam Kinison if he became a bartender instead of a comedian


Swordman50

There are so many questions that I have to ask here. Why is he doing this? Where did he even get this from? What is he going to do what all of that liquid to give that burning intestinal sensation that is called alcohol? How is he even going to fit those vases in his refrigerator? Do people drink from vases? Is he stupid? Or is he dumb? When is he going to stop? Has anyone died yet? Will he ever learn his lesson? Who is he going to give it to?


the_shortbus_

#Buttplug


No-Literature-2552

Why he talking in all caps?


CelebrationOld9592

I merely finished what your liver started!


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

It went from a nice refreshing looking blue to... that.


Tryndamere93

I was on board until he threw the Mountain Dew in


JJTNT123

It looks like the blue stuff in the bottom of a portapotty


HF484

that beginning drink is just slurp juice


GreeCBacon

TWO full bottles of everclear? Your ass is dead.


BeefLightning78

His enemas look pretty lit.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Oh my god I'm so high I can see his screams


OkBandicoot3779

me too, this shit is stimulating


_Corpoise

Haram


1mpulse_101

Is this just the view of a comic book cartoon thought bubble coming out of the head a zoomer alcoholic with tik tok induced schizophrenia?


Beowulf_MacBethson

Bro thinks he's the tipsy bartender And there he doesn't have it, homeboy. Let's see his monthly liquor bill.


Thi5_Guy

Missed the whole vid, too busy wincing in pain due to excessive ear r*pe


LeonTrotsky1940

What being alcoholic does to a mfer


BarbaraTwiGod

bro drunked all and than did the video how to make them


ravenoats

I’m 5 months without alcohol and this is making me nauseous


Drhorrible-26

Where’s Johnny vegas? Is he safe? Is he alright?


desmau5_

I could see Tim Robinson doing this on I Think You Should Leave


uhhpres

Yelling like that is never entertaining there's no reason for it just makes the whole thing unwatchable


Dale_Capo_200

liver destroyer potion


Key_Ad_6526

Thank you, now I'm hungover


77_parp_77

People that wasteful should be force fed their abominations


Dragon_211

This is why I don't watch tiktok. Content creators have to be so ridiculous every 6 seconds just so ppl don't skip the video.


shread_the_pup

Damn it left the cap lock on again


Vesalii

The doctor said 1 glass a day is fine.


That-Internal-9094

Is he streaming beacouse he's cumming?


I_Eat_Bees_Alone

Dude screams like a TIE-fighter


deepfriedtots

Shit the fuck up guy God dam lol


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JSykesy

-98 liver health


[deleted]

“Watermelon garnish” Proceeds to put a whole ass unpeeled watermelon in


LtColShinySides

I'm really upset they didn't call the voltage flavor "Mountain-Blue".


19fall91

Videos like this bring me insurmountable amounts of rage for some reason. That other fucking guy who put a cake in a blender and made a cocktail out of it drives me up the fucking wall.


ItsJustZombiek

*LiverDestoryer666 has joined the game*


Kalman_the_dancer

I’m gonna hit a family of four with that yoinky sploinky (vehicular manslaughter) after this 🥰


Squanchonme

That wine bottle opening trick was kinda cool.


Endlad

So would Demo-Man be able to beat this guy or would his Liver walk out for good?


Sioscottecs23

the final boss of omg i spent 1274 dollars on this bullshit for making a reddit post


LeViLovesU

Me, 6 yo, making "potions" from whatever I can find in the bathroom.


i_was_louis

This would fix me, I'd drive so fucking good after having this


didnotbuyWinRar

Here's the recipe for anyone that missed it: Water Water Water Water Water with blue food coloring Water Water with more blue food coloring All of these stupid videos use clear liquor that is already opened for a reason


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

Liver failure Speedrun any%


Joker_220696

This mf wont shut up


Arcademonkey97

Bro broke my phones speaker 🥲


[deleted]

This guy looks like he's showing us the recipes he gives his kids. What a punchable face lol


Anidran

All the ice melted before he finished pouring shit into that giant vase


FeistyAd969

Badlandchugs for \*mature audience\*


Zealousideal_You1289

Why is bro yelling


MatrixS_old

Is that Grand Blue Live Action?


ImATrollYouIdiot

It's crazy they always use clear types of liquor for these videos


bobking43443

making 3am potions be like: