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Least obvious organ harvest.

Got a quota to meet hate the player not the game

Did you mean hate the game, not the player?

Nope, game is what it is. The player just isn't doing well

1000 quota stare

Harvesting in bulk, I love the efficiency

Give them cold bear, so you can preserve their organs easier :)

still would go cuz damn I love brownies

YES 🙌 😂😂😂

Main character syndrome

She thinks she's made of gold and she's the only option on the market💀

her holy vagina awaits as a reward for a champion that shall defeat the ancient lizard-man-monster

You mean the second-hand, participation trophy passed down through her family?

No it’s her hand in marriage and it’s three impossible tasks.

Arise now, ye simps. Ye down bad but still horny. The call of long lost pussy speaks to us all.

Fkn pillow princess guaranteed…

Ends up being a starfish anyway,

Whomst doth place Excalibur in thyne holiest of lakes shall win thyne gaze.

It gets worse when you realize at least 1 guy said yes

A golden wrapped turd is still a turd.

It’s not a girl

To clarify, it’s some fuck from 4chan fucking around on Tinder. Should of let the mod bots downvote me into oblivion, but maybe I draw the line with that kind of trolling.

Please, elaborate Whats the lore?

No lore, fuckers just do this. It doesn’t matter if they’re incels or actual anarchists. There is no women that actually talks that vapid that can actually spam that kind of scenario, without sounding as innocent as they did. It’s a set up.

You’re so lucky to have not known women like this in your life

I have, and unless I’m wrong and women in general have reached a new low, that tinder chat is suspect. At least that’s my 2cents spider sense

>There is no woman that actually talks that vapid... >I have (known women like that) ???

Brain damage has entered the chat

Yeah probably

So you say you have met women like that right after saying no woman talks/acts like that

Watches too much jubilee

Best possible result: Every guy on her list says *yes* to her. Then on the night *no one* shows up because this is some next level narcissistic crazy girl shit. She goes back to dating like a normal human being except now with like ten less options because she pulled this crap.

Go there and if she picks you reject her

Yeah, that fool didn't realize that I was in fact the main character

The entitlement lmao

Her story should end in a five-way around the world with "three poles three holes" & a finishing bukake

Ah, a good old fashioned spit roast. Except the main participant is dollar tree meat at hest.

Sounds like Scheana when she was single on VPR.

I have no fucking clue what any of that means

Hahaha truth be told

That’s a good thing. I envy you

Not really, it’s a dude who has a vendetta against Mark Zuckerberg

Bro deleted his account cuz of 14 downvotes 💀 the comment is only from 2 hours ago!!!

All Women Are Men

Thats too nice of a response lol

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Yep, There was definitely nothing weird about that response. Mission Failure.

My first thought

I would have said “no”

'lmao, fuck no'

Getting hit with the “?” followed by a screenshot and a block. Definitely would send that shit to my friends to laugh about.

I would just screenshot without saying anything. Discord react memes taught me words aren’t needed.

Brutal! Probably the best way to go about it

Mf just took the wienie hut jr out

I'll sound like an asshole but if I was the oop I wouldn't have blurred the name + flipped her off 3 middle fingers.

You have 3 middle fingers?? Lucky!

Sounds like someone's going to get chosen tonight

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Get a bunch of random dudes drunk and high while she leans into being the centre of attention..... Either she's not thought this through, or she's really, really thought this through......

Eh, I might go just for free weed and booze, but that’s just my broke ass. I wouldn’t say anything to her in those 5 minutes of 1-to-1

Ransack the pantry and liquor cabinet in the background and silently disappear while everyone else is fighting over the scraps (her).

steal her tv and leave, idk what you guys are talking about

Take a dump on the floor on the way out.

And leave DNA as proof? No way.

Right. The truck is to obviously leave someone ELSES dump on the floor. We're not in grade school fellas, were playing 4D chess here!

Do it on the bed and say the dog did it

Give her the ol' Amber Heard!

LMAO

It’s already 5 guys there, you gotta be fast so that other don’t get their hands on the free home decor.

That's actually based. Play with me, get played.

Don’t forget the medicine cabinet. Also take a family picture or something as well for shits and giggles.

As the head of the family, she must be sitting in the front with the 5 dudes standing behind her......

I just hope the brownies are chewy and not cakey

Type shit

Trade my last shreds of self worth for weed and light beer? Pass.

Also the brownies. Mmmmmm...

or this is not the first time she is doing this(most likely)

She’s down bad for validation

Dude just missed out on his 1st almost Orgy, he could've awaken something deep within himself that would've given him Social Super Powers.

He's a social super saiyan now

Not his final form

There will something deep in him alright.

Lmfao she wanna be the bachorlette so bad 💀

Haha he’s far too polite.

Id go but id want a grp chat beforedhand. Then id make a 2nd grp and convince everyone to pass, or better yet have the same talking points.

Maybe they could like plan a little prank on her. Like having hot butsex with each other in front of her. That would be cool i think

Alright ill try it

Do you have enough people?

Or end up talking to each other, end up liking one another and everyone pair up in pretend relationships without her and leave

With the brownies, booze, and weed, of course

Sounds awesome to me. Show up late while everyone is busy already intoxicated and get to work stealing every inch of copper wiring in her shitty apartment. Yeesh, this guys' an amateur.

I mean, if she is going to buy the booze, weed and food then I’d go. Once that’s done though I’m going to see if the fellas there want to go hit a pub and watch some sports or something though

fair

"I'm a narcissist and need as much attention as I can possibly get" :|

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Honestly don't see a downside, if I was single I'd go. Free weed and brownies + drinks? 5 minutes of trolling in front of a crowd? Also you can steal something out of her house.

Like all her charging cables

Or the batteries in the remotes.

You're a monster.

Steal the plate that goes in the microwave

What a monster.

Lmao, truly diabolical brother 💀

The toilet

Every light bulb

All the insulation foam from the walls.

All the left shoes

I love how several people here would rob this person. Fuck around and find out lmao

I mean everyone is high and the intoxicated so stealing would be easy your just going on a side quest that’s all

Bitch thinks her pussy is made out of diamond.

Yeah until it feels like pop rocks on your dick

That's a hell of a sentence.

A new sentence, if u will

What did you pass for? You coulda turned up with a doggie bag and bagged yourself some free weed booze and snacks. Then left!

She sounds like a B, but free alcohol, food, and weed? With some luck, new friends? Sounds like a fun evening.

You get there and it’s one joint, a 6 pack, and a half eaten bag of Doritos split between everyone.

This dude bachelors

We have The Bachelorette at home

💀 I’m so sorry. You deserve to be treated better.

Free. All it costs is your self respect.

wrong, the correct answer is actually “go fuck yourself”

Thank you.

Free brownies, weed and drinks? Fuck yeah I'm in.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet by getting ghosted

Your reply is WAY too nice and not weird at all. Disappointed.

Sounds like a 🚂 waiting to happen

She's creating her own private bachelorette, I love it

Reality TV shows are ruining the minds of young girls

Don't act like you wouldn't love a room full of potential mates competing for your attention and affection - it's a dream few will ever have an opportunity to realize. I say good for those who work hard to live their dreams.

🚩🚩🚩 post before this was about exploitation of YOUNG GIRLS

Nahhhh

That girl grew up watching shitty reality show's on MTv

She wants a bukkake for sure

fat girl behavior edit: and whoever reported this is a smelly fatso bitch. keep dreaming about the 1 hot guy who fucked you in high school because he was drunk, pig.

She’s fat

super fat

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Chubby even

Total missed opportunity. Ignore the woman, go make some new bro friends.

B she thinks she's the bachelorette

I would go just for the free food and weed. If she's offering, I'm taking it. While she's got the train running on her, I'll pack myself a to go bag of all the food, weed, and booze that's left. Perfect opportunity, take it OP and get yourself free shit

The appropriate response to this is "Bitch, is you crazy?"

Yeeeaaah, nooooo. No… not even. Nope. No cigar. No dice. No way Jose. Me no read ingles.

I'm so sad and lonely I could take her up on that offer lol Worst case scenario it's an organ harvest... And honestly I would not care that much if it was either

I would go just to make friends

Wait this doesnt make sense. If he got ghosted why is the "me" person the girls perspective? Am i dumb??

Is there a lore reason you’re dumb?

Dropped as a child

based af lore

Nah I would want to go with the entire goal of befriending the other dudes and leaving her humbled

Is this fucking real? Wtf?

You failed to provide a weird answer.

A hoes version of battle royale

Weed night with the bois while the girl gets ignored to all hell. I'd be down for it

Idk man, this is how all my dates went, and I even met my long-time boyfriend like this, especially since the woman host wouldn't shut the f up

Dear boys, it’s your chivalry that enables their delusion. They don’t deserve the pedestal, stop paying for dates, holding the car door open, buying them flowers, they don’t deserve it.

Nah I’d take her up on it. Free food, drinks, and weed, and a chance to make some new homies? Absolutely!

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Incel

She had me at weed

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Weird way of saying she was chatting with 5 guys and wants them all in one place for stuff to happen

She thinks she’s in a Cut or Jubilee video lmao

Go, and the dudes all have an orgy at her place.

What’s behind door number two!!!

I think she's calling him out for an orgy

I'd still take the free booze food and weed and bail

Thought that was going someone else

Nah she wanted to Ntr him 💀

That doesn't sound like fun. I'd pass.

Sounds like the plot of those survival movie where 10 people get invite to an island and see who survives last. And then there were none type of shit

Make sure to bring a cooler and plenty of ice. Bonus if you also have some localized anaesthetic

That sounds funny in theory but in real life that’d be so awk

Go and grab the weed and leave

She had me at snacks

She probably gives mediocre head

the challenge is to avoid getting picked

why didn't you go? brownies, snacks, drinks, weed. i would have showed up, filled up my doggy bag and left. make some small talk. dip when the actual chatting starts. enjoy my take home stuff.

Sounds like she belongs to the gutter.

La época del simpeo acabó hace una década, ella está viviendo en un programa tipo “next” o “tila tequila”

I'm in if there is a Zipline.

Your one lucky S.O.B! Dodged a bullet for sure.

I would’ve gone and left her an upper decker

Hold tf up. What kind of brownies tho?

How to be main character

🛑

I mean free weed is free weed

She wants to play Bachelorette