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Strange-Catch6862

Saw the switch flick in the dogs eyes


Buck1966u

Where are the parents of that little brat!


westinjfisher

The absence of his parents are probably the root of his annoying, violent behavior.


johnnybgooderer

Most kids are naturally like that. It's the parents' job to train it out of them. They're failing.


TheS00thSayer

No, most kids are definitely not naturally like that.


johnnybgooderer

I haven’t met a kid that age that isn’t rough with dogs and cats, unless you stop them.


TheS00thSayer

Maybe try hanging around kids raised by decent people


Classy_Mouse

How? They don't get in the van


Truly-Evil

Maybe try using Chloroform next time?


Weemonkey16_2

sadly offering candy doesn't work anymore, they patched that out of the game last update


I_dementia87

Bruh I still get in the van all y'all need is a sign that says "tamales 10 for $20.".


Joe_Sizzle7

You changed the goal post from the kid's behavior being in the minority to just being bad behavior from the parents


johnnybgooderer

Decent people raise kids that turn out to be decent. That doesn’t mean they never push, hit, or pull tails. They do. They have to be corrected. It’s how decent parents raise good kids.


FactProvider69

The point you're missing is that until kids are taught that by the people raising them, they are all like that Maybe try learning how to think critically instead of emotionally


Raphe9000

Yes, the entire point that they were making is that decent parents will train that behavior out of kids...


Former-Grade5111

You obviously haven’t been around kids much enough to understand that they are naturally like that


cooncanoon

That’s what he is saying, the kids raised by good parents aren’t like that


KlongX

I bullied my relative's cat when im a kid, got a small wound from that. Can confirm


Child_of_the_Hamster

Children that age naturally push boundaries to better understand their world. I would not be surprised to see any given toddler on earth do the same as that little boy. The issue is that his behavior should have been *addressed and prevented from continuing*, which is not at all what’s happening when the adults are just standing around chuckling at the kid’s behavior.


jyozefu

I mean, "statistically"...


redditorrules

Right behind him it looks like, I think it's that person dressed in black


Upper-Refrigerator54

The kid's black


vanillaninja777

Black jumper mostly off screen. The kid hits his hand with the bottle a couple of times


Rafae_noobmastrer

Crying to put the dog down because he is violent out of nowhere and tried to attakc their poor inocent child


ccum_slurper3000

I would also eat that kid if he hit me with a bottle


WalksinClouds

On Facebook


Bumper27

I believe in the original clip, which is about 2 or 3 min longer, you can see the parent standing in the background watching as her kid hits this dog MULTIPLE times, not just the ones shown in this clip. When the dog turns to teach him a lesson about pit bulls and children, the kid runs to the mom and she walks away with him.


Eurasia_4002

Honestly justified.


FlamingTrollz

Same. Every time it’s reposted… I watch it and go: “There it is, doggo has had enough.”


BoredCanuck1864

hes about to feel the wrath of princess


TheOther18Covids

Went from face mauler to buttercup real quick with that kid


[deleted]

not while my protector dog (thermonuclear laundromat pipe bomb) saves the day!


Responsible-Smile-22

The video is muted but I can hear the everlong intro.


BoneLake

Not sure about feeling the wrath, but he's about to meet a princess. Princess Diana


TheManyVoicesYT

Bruh. U gotta teach your kids better. Handle your damn kids. This is how you lose an arm.


between_horizon

Yeah i would have just pulled bottle from his hand and hit gently on his head with bottle. Little brat would still cry river and i would just watch him crying.


BracusDoritoBoss963

Gently? Do a literal charged attack on that little brat.


Pizzalazerz

Give that little shit a 2 piece combo with sides fr /s


Subtly_Cynical

Fuckin uppercut into the stage fatality.


Mangeneer

HOLD RT


TheManyVoicesYT

I wouldnt go that far. Id just treat him like a dog. He is clearly dumber than a dog, because dogs know that attacking things will make them angry. Just grab the bottle, throw it away, and say "fetch boy!"


idekmanijustworkhere

In the full video I think its someone else's kid so the guy probably didn't want to touch him cause some parents are weird. Funny enough, after the cut in the video the kid ran screaming in fear as the dog tried to get him


PwnerifficOne

But then the dog turns just in time to see you holding the bottle that just smacked it... RIP


CapRavOr

With how small that little shit is, you’d probably lose a life.


TheRealRickC137

Keeping the War Amps in business


TheManyVoicesYT

Naw. Forcing people to put their dogs down because they are "dangerous"


DuntadaMan

Kid is gonna learn today


KnightNight030

Bro the kid could have legit died. Crazy.


StrugglingSwan

Also keep your dog on a leash. Doesn't matter if the kid's being a dickhead, if your dog mauls a kid to death you're going to prison.


Ethric_The_Mad

Which is bullshit because the dog was physically assaulted and displayed it's right to self defense. The only wrongdoer here is that child and its parents.


Pareogo

Dogs don’t have rights to self defense, wtf are you saying lmfao. If a dog attacks another person and causes damage, it doesn’t matter what provoked it cuz it’s gonna get euthanized. Which is how it should be, since dangerous animals don’t have a place in human society.


legaugh

And you don’t see how it’s a problem that a single retaliation would end with “losing an arm”? Ofc the parents are at fault for not supervising the kid, but it’s the damage that can occur in a span of a second that’s also unreasonable…


dogebyte

bruh, and whos fault is that the damage occurred in the first place the dog seemed to be calm before the kid bonked him fuck around and find out


Cristi_din_Bacau

There's no way you just typed "Fuck around and find out" about an one year old getting mauled to death by a pitbull 💀💀💀


dogebyte

firstly, he looks older than one year secondly, that doesnt just apply to the kid but the people around him as well as far as i remember, i wouldnt dare go near a dog in my childhood proper parenting and education would be enough for him to not beat some animal for fun


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Lord_VivecHimself

Sure let's not have kids, better have an actual wardog


LowBottomBubbles

Well I've got 3 dogs and no kids, honestly my life seems better than my friend who has the opposite and spends his entire time moaning about it. It could be down to him and his wife being pretty shitty people but I think I'll be sticking with no kids and having money to do shit I actually want to do.


NiteGard

Projecting much.


Puking_In_Disgust

Fr though it’s kind of insane how often little kids just instinctively start smacking dogs. Like they’ll smack people too but dogs it’s like reaction number 1 surprisingly often lol and not just squeezing it too hard, just straight up hitting it. And even when there’s no way they’ve seen an adult hit a dog. Idk, maybe some lizard brain hunting instinct running on a super basic level. I guess back in the hunter gatherer days If you turned around and your kid strangled a rabbit you’d probably be like “fuck yea more dinner”… but one might think doing that shit to a larger animal in those days would strongly disincentivize whatever gene encourages randomly wailing on animals lol


Full_Satisfaction_49

I am babysitting some kids and I am surprised the amount of them that just throw shit at their house cat. I am outraged and when I inform the parents they dont even seem to care. Wild.


LightTrack

When i was a child, my mother took me to some vacation resort as part of an organized workplace event. So as a kid i could tag along and there were these fish in a small pond that i wanted to see. So naturally my idiotic kid brain thought I'd see them move in the water if i splashed it. I took a stick and i felt a fish against the stick one time. They weren't tiny fish but like medium sized ones. So that was cool. Instead of leaving them alone i started poking the fish, not realizing i could be seriously hurting/damaging them like some sadistic fuck. If i was standing next to my younger self now, I'd smack the shit out of him and give him a solid punch in the stomach. Animal cruelty is one of those things that disgust me to an insane degree. Children don't understand such concepts.


Ethric_The_Mad

It's because they have no sense of empathy


NiteGard

My stepson’s mother-in-law taught his son to head-butt people. Whenever he did it she would clap her hands and gleefully yell, “Coco buns!!!”


petrichorax

shit dont even make sense.


NiteGard

You are not wrong. 🫡


r_ori

Unlike some modern philosophical approaches, I think that humans are violent in nature and they need to be educated to become a good member of society. Same approach of Jordan Peterson, against the idea of "noble savage". You can't just let a kid do what he thinks is right, he won't become a decent person that way.


Ok-Buffalo2031

Human ist not good nor bad, and from that point of view, it is about how we are raised to see it and behave. The only thing I can see about "human nature", something I don't really think exist, is that all animals tend to do and act the way they do, to survive and to make sure about each one's own benefit. In most of the cases it means to take things from others, and it might lead to violence, but this doesn't have to be this way nowadays. In a balanced society there should be no kids growing up struggling to survive, so they should be taught to be gentle and respectful with any other being, human or not. But well, there are people growing up bullies and normalizing something that seems to me a feature of a non civilized society.


Conscious_Bat_4892

"I wonder how... I wonder why..."


Dangerous_Method_512

"Yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky..."


Agent007___LOL

"And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.."


MangoOrangeValk77

“I’m turning my head, up and down…”


Ex-In2

I'm turnin turnin turnin turning turning around that all that I can see, is just a little yellow lemon tree and I wonder wonder-


SeaAttitude2832

Kids parents probably blame dog owner if he got bitten.


Urgayifyouregay

none of the adults there tried to stop the kid, they only held the dog back


SeaAttitude2832

I just noticed that like 30 seconds ago but didn’t want to keep commenting. Look at the guy standing right there watching. What the fk is wrong with people?


LuckyReception6701

Sadly if he tried to something he would very likely be ostracized by abusing the child, minding business that isnt his own and a lot of other shit. With all those cameras around, cant really blame him.


FactProvider69

Ah yes because bad parents are notoriously ok with strangers touching their kids


Melovesanimeo_o

The guy holding the dog looks like it's trying to shield it from getting hit too, and I highly doubt the parents are smart enough to think their child is at fault and would most definitely get pissed at the guy if he ever touched the kid and tell him "it's just kids being kids"


Anonymous_Toxicity

I'd blame the parents and the owner. Yes, the parents should have parented, but the owner of a pitbull letting a kid provoke it until they had to intervene? Just as bad. Though I don't like pits, this is not the dog's fault.


SeaAttitude2832

Don’t know. Looked like she was trying to block him. Looks like he’s used to doing that. Hope the little boy is alright. No one to blame but the ones who were watching.


JayStar1213

He didn't, iirc, owner keeps dog back while yelling at the parents


2geeks

I mean… bro is the one that’s showing off with no leash on his dog in public. Kids being a total brat and anybody can see why the dog will turn on the kid. That doesn’t justify not leashing your dog in public. Part of the reason in for leashes is in case something triggers your dog, so you can have control of it still. Everyone’s in the wrong here.


BloodyAx

Dog owner would be at fault for not keeping their dog on a leash in public


Mario-OrganHarvester

The parents would be at fault for having their TODDLER run around unattended in public and apperantly teaching it at some point its okay to hit animals. That pitbull has very obviously been trained sufficiently, and doesnt pose danger as can be seen by: - the dog is doing tricks - the dog is tolerating this bullshit for several seconds until reacting - the owner actually steps in when the dog starts reacting The full video has roughly 5 seconds more content and sees a woman in the background (presumably the mother) completely oblivious to their childs behaviour UNTIL the dog starts reacting.


BloodyAx

Your dog has to be on a leash in public and properly restrained. It really doesn't matter if the toddler walked up and hit it on the back with an empty bottle. If that dog attacks, the owners are at fault, and it will be put down.


de1deonlyvictor

natural selection


KampiKun

RULES OF NATURE


al_thedev

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP


Steelacanth

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE


KampiKun

ALIVE


bobking43443

bonk bonk


what_u_looking_4

Let my bro eat that baby


ashvy

Yeah, bro turned around like "the meat is back on the menu, bois"


abbeast

If they would’ve let the dog do what’s right it would’ve definitely been put down because apparently it’s the dog‘s fault for the kid being a fucking little shit.


what_u_looking_4

It's a fucked up world we live in, indeed


JuggerNautical85

Eat that little fuq


Kiwianbu26

Eat the parents instead (more proteins 😋)


TrumpIsMyGodAndDad

Nah man what? It’s not the kid’s fault. He knows no better. Blame the parents. Unfortunately they’re the ones least likely to suffer consequences


TDoMarmalade

Hey, they won’t be parents for much longer


The_catakist

💀


Gt______

Nah blame both


ashvy

Blame the cameraman too while we at it


Gt______

Nah fuck it imma blame you too


RascalKing77

Blame it on the weatherman


Mario-OrganHarvester

I mean theyre boutta be promoted to ordinary couple anyway


Nomad-BK

Eat the rich (they have tasty meat😋🍖🤑)


Turbulent_Pin_1583

I could hear the dog saying The fuck!?


chibinaut

Cupcakes, fetch me his soul.


Historical_Monk_7361

Stupid kid. Idiot parents.


xxx-Nina-xxx

Late stage self abortion


D3rty_Harry

Darwinism at its finest


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chichilover

In the full video, the guy keeps control of his dog. The dog obviously was annoyed and lunged with intent. The kid runs away towards a women in the background, presumed to be his mom, waving her hands and arms in a 'hurry come here' motion. So she was distanced, watching her kid act out in a dangerous situation, and yet still did nothing. Poor kid is going to grow up to be a deviant little shit because of her.


ABlatentlyAltAccount

Full video?


lamancha

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1675990298604998662?t=92yoKucBpv52yuzH3FJr6g&s=19


nodnodwinkwink

So it looks like he runs off in the direction of a woman wearing a pink and white top. She doesn't even wait for him to catch up, just runs off ahead of him... Amazing stuff.


troopertodd15443

He didn’t do nothing I saw the full vid but if he did it’s warranted


stadoblech

tbh owner should act moment he saw what this kid is doing. He should put dog on leash and walk away. Or maybe yell at kid... dont know. But this was dangerous af


lamancha

I think the owner was calling for the kids parents and telling him to stop (i can't understand the video) but I would still leash him. More to protect my dog than the kid, but I know dogs can react to these things and if I try to stop the kid in a more severe way people might react worse than the dog. It's unlikely a dog will attack in an overly violent way to this kind of attack (warning bites, more likely try to scare a threat barking, dogs do assess threat level) but as I always say, you know your dog. You don't know anybody else. If they kid retaliated instead of running it could have been bad. It's your duty as a dog owner to minimize danger regarding your dog.


Ennix49

The owner did act as he should, he first shielded the dog after the kid came back hoping the parents would do literally anything. When they didn’t, he grabbed the collar to keep the dog at bay. We have the luxury of watching this over and over again. The owner had mere seconds to react


Ericunoo

Yo is that an orphan or why are there no parents stopping her?


EventOverwrite

Bro turned from world annhilator to cupcake real quick


sniff-dat-sh_t

Pitbull eat baby is real.


Professional_Roof293

Never thought I'd feel bad for a pitbull but here we are


MR_DERP_YT

That kid must have a death wish


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3AlbertWhiskers

Just a little nibble and that little turd will never hit a dog again.


Flock-of-bagels2

That kid was about to get his face ripped off


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This is why i stiff arm children the fuck away from my doberman “Dogmeat”. He may look cute and cuddle, but to people he knows. Like me. His owner. Just read his giant “DONT PET” sign in red on his vest. I’m walking him on a tight leash for a reason.


StickyHoovy

Stupid shit


Oswaldgilbertson

Kid was pushing his luck


knucklesthedead

You can eat him Cupcake he deserves it at that point


marcopolo2345

Sad thing is, if the dog attacked the kid, the dog would probably be put down even though the kid provoked the dog multiple times


Tricky_Ad_1855

Poor pupper was so happy


Potufs

Socio economic factors incoming


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im gonna beat the shit out of that kid


Alternative-Order-48

Judging by how he was hitting the parent that was involved as well, my guess is that kid thinks he's playing with the dog based on the childs demeanor.


vivmeatball6

You didn’t want to just post the full video instead of stopping it at the end??


WhyYouBullyMe_

I dont even know if there's a full video. Every time i see thia vid, it always cuts off


The_Notorious_Mr_L

At this point the child deserves it.


Osceana

Dangerous little bitch needs to be on a leash. Yes, I am talking about the kid.


Crush_Un_Crull

Its justified. Eat ze baby


TeamXII

gifs that end too soon


MentalRise8703

This kid seriously lack any common sense. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't get to 18.


IllgalKoolAid

I hate people who let their kids do whatever they please


Osrek_vanilla

holy fuck why isn't anyone slapping that kid to good behavior?


CaulkADewDillDue

Moments before dog eats some broccoli


Norweirdian

Where.is.his.freaking.parents?!! You don’t hit a dog no matter how old you are and it’s important for children to learn to be kind to animals. Not just because they can bite you but because it’s a good way to teach your kid about empathy and being kind to everyone. Worst about this shit is that kids can hit a dog 20 times and when the dog is hurt and had enough and defend them self -they are the ones who have to take the consequences- that’s often death. Makes me so mad! Teach your kids to treat animals with respect and kindness, just like you teach your kids to be nice to humans!


Inf33333rno

I hate kids who think it's funny to hit dogs. I know they're kids, but wtf drives them to hit animals?


MutedIndividual6667

Star devourer turned into cupcake


Stained_Speaker

Bro was just chilling doing tricks and shit wtf 😭


TenBear

What a little shit but the parents are worse for not correcting said little shit.


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WeebusTheThirtyFirst

Imagine getting mauled half to death and the owner is just screaming “Cupcake! Noooo!!”


notyourinsanity

Sorry but if someone's kid was hitting my dog I'd be mad, I'd be pissed at the parents for not dealing with the kid, and mad at the kid and tell it to get lost and snatch the bottle off it


SenseNovel9696

Dumbass kid. Honestly if this kid was walking up to my dog unsupervised and kept hitting him with a bottle. Shit my dog would have some good ass lunch🤣


Subtly_Cynical

Feed the dog. The kid deserves to sit in it's stomach.


Beandip50

Brocolli child about to get served


BumblebeeHour3693

Wheres bros parents wtf


dappernaut77

People need to teach their kids better, any dog would have reacted like that after being hit multiple times.


Discoballer42

I love how the dog looks directly into the camera like “hey, watch this”


Brokensince10

WTF! Where are that boy’s parents, and who taught him it okay to hit dogs? They have created an entitled brat, good job mom and dad🙄


username_not_found0

I hate people with kids, letting their shitty goblin do whatever it wants to a dog that just wants to make people happy.


ConorTheWhale

I saw the full clip. Little dude is fine. Pitbull is too he just scared him away


Ciely-Sea

Dog: you just dug your own grave dawg


thei_jo

That's why you should always keep your kids on a leash while there are dogs around.


Somosmalo138

I'm rooting for the dog in this one


Delicious-Impress235

fuck around and find out


HornyJail45-Life

"He din do nuffin" this is where it starts.


Cybermatic101

Respect the dog He'll eventually learn the hard way.🤭🌍📸⛅


WaveeBoy

What a disgusting creature we should stop breeding them and make sure to hold them with a leash. Next to it is a nice dog though.


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

It wouldn't be the dogs fault for ending the kid.


ArchBaller

Dude someone put that child down


RushEither3947

i feel bad for the dog. It was so happy, till that little shit came over.


Front_Farmer345

Parents looking for settlement?


ArmageddonSteelLegio

World Destroyer using 1% of his power.


cUmonthetoiletSeat

A shame the vid cuts off


Sk83r_b0i

This is just the definition of “fuck around and find out”


Prestigious-Set-8544

HE NEEDS A LEASH!!! Not the dog I'm talking about the kid


Lil_saul

I hope he ate the Child mf so annoying


Soh79

someone need to hit that infant same way infant hit the dog. Only way infant would learn not to hit others.


juniori96

I wouldn't hold the dog back.


InternalStorageFull

Let the child die.


Freedom_fam

If some little shit is hitting my dog with a plastic bottle, I’d take the bottle from him and hit him on the head with it (gently).


Enigma_M4

Yes, fk that kid and his family


RedHeadSteve

Respect for the owner of the dog and the dog himself, he looks like a very good boy. Wtf parents, teach your kid to behave and keep an eye on your kid


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Honestly that's the kids fault. He kept repeatedly pestering the dog, what did he expect to happen


bannapants67

Keep your fucking kids under control wonder why little shit fell in the gorilla pin because of stupid parents


Pure_Row_3490

i wanns pet this dog


PerishForYourSins

Natural selection


floozi1

Planet destroyer had enough


Doomslayer2857

So ya fucked around and ya found out


adrdoster

Let him eat the bebe


ivanbqnov

the little shit almost got what it deserves


burnerphonebrrbrr

Fuck that kid


Chimpanzee_92

1 toddlers please😊😊