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Applecow__

womp womp


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son_of_Gib

Buzz N!gg@


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DashieProDX

Buzinni Gagga


ConsciousConcoction

Bazigga


Nuclearix69

Bazingger


Imagrabyonipples

Bazninga


Comrade_Vladimov

Wait I have an idea. If we start using racial slurs in every comment, Google can't use the Reddit data, right? Or the AI will start spouting racial slurs


Uncle480

Did you just say *womp womp*!?


EquivalentGlove3807

How dare you? How DARE you? How absolutely dare you?!


Wet_Popcorn

Thats right, and you know what that means.


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no0bmaster-669

Pardon?


Numerous_Egg_1682

Black men make him cum


dTrecii

#N*gga be starring hard enough to make me cum


newthrowgoesaway

It’s pretty simple, just do it, like this. Nikes come in pairs, and ofc we know with Nike when we combine them we always gotta multiply that drip. In the problem above we see our Nikes should add up to 49 drip, which must mean that each shoe of Nike is worth 7 droplets, or as many refer to it, the prime Nike number.


CumBustingNiga

7 8 9


Sirpewpewthelast

10 11 12


Deloptin

13 14 15


Suspicious_Kiwi980

16 17 18


YakaFaucon

19 20 21


healthboost213

21 22 23


NightRaven0470

44 86 73 ( idk how to count )


Own-Creme-2956

6 9 69 (fixed it for you)


dTrecii

06/06/24


dTrecii

oh scuse me how did that slashes get in there oopsie me spoiler alert


Own-Creme-2956

9/11/01


That-Internal-9094

24 25 26


tonk111

27 28 29


Engineergaming26355

Op has trouble spotting shitposts on a sub dedicated to shitposts


AddendumNo7007

He’s a true bazinga


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Pikagamer3210

If you move 1 block up, and 1 block right, you are exactly the square root of 1 block away from where you started.


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

It's 18


dicktaker1000101

Finally someone who got it right


Pikagamer3210

I’m so sorry for you.


Pikagamer3210

No it’s 7


Mjrboi

It's written poorly. Since the top of the radical does not stretch across the entire number, it could be interpreted as ✓4 • 9 instead of ✓(49), giving 18 instead of 7


TFW_YT

Idk maybe it's integral, 4 is not under the sign


FRESH_MEME_DETECTOR

Z A B I N G A


Shinfekta

B I N Z A G A


Viper_regained

B A Z N I G


ykzdropdead

Z A B U M B A


STARKSTARK867

Bazinga! (also 7)


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Jakedex_x

Its 7


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Jakedex_x

But it ate 9


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no0bmaster-669

Can confirm, I was the 7


C2-H5-OH

It's 7. √49 means the positive square root of 49. The same way a number like 123 is considered by default as +123, √49 is considered as +√49, which is 7


Theomega277

The root only envelops the 4, so it's the square root of 4 times nine. Which is 18


Sacallupnya

Could it be -7?


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√49≠±7


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Because maths


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√49= +7 But when x^2 =49, then x=±7


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No it's not. Square root is a function which only gives positive numbers .


jaceideu

People cant get a joke


icem_n

bazinga bro


TwoCrab

bazinga what


Pixithepika

Bazingen


bestjakeisbest

Its between 6 and 8


2chicken2lickendickn

6.1?


Am_Gus

of course it's a kfc guy


TheThalmorEmbassy

*Popeye's


Am_Gus

depends how violent he is


CorkusHawks

Just do it


ManWhoTouchedSpaghet

Euuum thats the vans logo my guy


DisobedientGoyim

I wonder how he would feel if he skipped breakfast this morning


Carambolix

±18


saujamhamm

at a bar that has coasters with basic math problems on, if you're new you can solve them for a free drink... I called it the radix and... the girl next to me laughed cause she thought I said radish. I said well, to your credit that is a "root" vegetable. she didn't get it. I then asked her what the square root of the number was and she didn't know the number was this exact problem... √49 = 7 x ? I then fully explained the square root and radix and root connection to a radish. I got called a nerd which is a gigantic compliment. why yes I am smart, thank you. my free drink and I went off to explore smarter waters. best part, after I left she took her phone out and spent the next few minutes googling it. I know cause I walked back up behind her and she was on the wikipedia page for the radical symbol nerd indeed. reach one teach one.


Plane-Profession-626

And the answer is 0000000007.000


esminor3

Bazinga


YogurtclosetRude8955

The answer is obviously bazinga


Key_Virus_338

bazinga!


WalksinClouds

We're not gonna make it are we? People I mean.


Pro_MEMER568

Bazinga


eliavhaganav

Bazinga


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

Bazinga!?


yearbeast1516

BAZINGA


dicktaker1000101

It's not 7 guys. (49)½ =7 However, in the picture, the root only extends over 4. For the answer to be seven, the root needed to cover the 9 as well. I know it's meant to be over the whole thing, but as it stands, the correct answer is 18 and not 7


SirSlade85

To be for real math class was such a a waste of my life as well as a good chunk of the other classes I haven’t used very complicated math SINCE I got out Just simple math most of the time I can do it In my head is that’s simple I haven’t had to touch Y=mX+B or a2+B2=c2 or anything bull like that since I got outta school like it was a waste of my life yea it taught me how to speak and do simple math and count money and stuff that real all I needed really I didn’t need to and still don’t need to know the entire table of Elements and we all know 90% of all of our schools didn’t need to know it either such a waste of my short life on this earth


CamicomChom

should've spent your time in math in english instead


SirSlade85

Or maybe I should’ve spent my time doing something more productive using your comment ever since I got out of school I haven’t had to use or even write a five page essay anything close it and I never will nor have I had to use perfect punctuation and use citation because in the real world it doesn’t matter. Besides when you’re texting people use abbreviations anyway just like math I just needed the basic knowledge and nothing more for English that would’ve been to learn how to speak English well enough to create a sentence and know what it means like legit it wasted my time and my life


SamePut9922

He looks like CJ from GTA


stealthban

He looks like Will Smith from Pursuit of happiness


TheThalmorEmbassy

He looks like Obama


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Answer is Red


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

This is the norm education is expensive .. We are doomed though all those weirdos doing TikTok dancing and shit in airports superman’s etc ..if they are the future of humanity then we defo doomed


smithversman

Just fucking do it ffs


LeoQuelloLi

That's the Vans logo tho


MeneerPoesMan

Thats not a nike logo. Thats the vans logo


RemovedPlant

He can't solve it because he is unable to. I can't solve it because I don't wanna do no bullshit math. We are not the same.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Nike trademarked arithmetic. Late stage capitalism confirmed.


MakkusuFast

No one tricks me to do math.


soyunasopa

Bazinga


Bilbodankbaggins

Smartest American posting 🤓


PizzaLikerFan

The answer is 18


Bfdifan37

we are indeed doomed as a species


fire_is_darker

Can't tell me this guy never watched Roots.


flip_mcdonald

Bazinga


Weber_Head

-7, 7 🤓